Bachelor Pad Minicap

Pay attention girls- this is what happens when you get too close to a nut sack.

Hola, Gasmii- another week of our favorite show we love to hate…

Poor Ed. He doesn’t understand where he is or what’s going on. But he did get lucky again so maybe he’s the smart one.

We’ve started calling Sarah and Jamie the Paxil twins because they definitely need help with their self-esteem and self-loathing, maybe Donna can give them some of whatever she is taking… clearly she is God’s gift to all men. Never mind, we’ll just up our dose because we get depressed watching all of them. 

Somebody get Blakeley some Xanax because she takes worrying to a whole new dimension.

David gets some game and some respect. And then loses it by being too honest…again.

Reid continues his vendetta that he says is not a vendetta but clearly is a vendetta. The word vendetta has lost all meaning.

Tony gets called pathetic and sadly understands why,  as do the rest of us.

Nick gets him some and then loses it…again.

Michael and Rachel really like each other, good for them.

Kalon swings both ways. Poor Lindzi.

Erica wears another tiara.

Chris Harrison lives his dream of being a wax figure and not have to deal with any of these people.

Tune in Wednesday for our full recap!   

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