-
TV Social
Login
Recent Comments
- giffordsaz: Rest easy friends. Cherie ad I have medicated Chooch and we will have her on the level next Wednesday....
- Clair: Flipster, I have a few questions about your new site: - Will we be able to upload our avatars? - Will the recaps...
- SpaceVenus: Does Momma have something against bras?
- rubinia: I’m headed over to the new site now, DC…but...
- timgunnssister: This would never have happened if you damn meddling kids had just stayed off the lawn!
- spike22: crap. Sorry for the double post. Mod-on-high: please feel free to dump the first one and my smart ass...
- CrazyTrain: It is probably blocked because Wordpress is a blog hosting site, so the server or whatever a people’s...
- sarcasatire: COCK!!!!!!!!
- merry: This is all just lead-up to the biggest new reality show coming in 2030: Exploited...
- spike22: I am so very sorry for my lack of being here….but I have heard the call of the Gasmites and I ask that we...
Hot Shows
-
Fresh Tweets!
Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.
Friday, November 4, 2011
12:00 pm
44 Comments
OMG Gasmii. Can you believe that this gloriously hot mess of skankitude is actually ending? I’m actually going to miss these hos. One of these days, I am going to sit you all down and tell you about how I stumbled upon TVGasm because of this show. But, for now, I really want to indulge in some skanky goodness.
When we last left our intrepid bitches, Bustass was ready for Cayenne to go home. It may have been her racist tendencies. It may have been her habit of leaving shit around for the other girls to trip over (and Bustass doesn’t need anything extra to trip over – ever). It may have only been Cayenne’s poor phone etiquette.
But, whatever the case, bitch had to go.
Bye Bitch!
So, Bustass decides to get Cayenne out of the house without even having to break a nail or draw any blood.
We open with Cayenne realizing her bed is in the pool. Bustass, Nasti and Psycho are all watching her and laughing. When Cayenne asks about it, Bustass is all, “I did it, because I’ve been so nice and cordial and you still leave your shit all over the place. I don’t need to be busting my ass or breaking my ankle over your shit when I’m already prone to that anyway.”
Cayenne pulls the “it’s just not worth it” card as T-Dolla emerges and pulls rank. For those of you who didn’t know, Bustass has another personality named T-Dolla. I love these bitches so much!
So, now Angie is feeling a bit left out and is bitching about being the last person to know anything (you know except for the bleach incident and contact lens gate).
T-Dolla (her full name is T-Dolla from the G – which, AWESOME) has a plan, y’all. And her plan is so much better than Nasti’s because she isn’t going to hurt anyone else to get rid of Cayenne.
Yeah, you could say that it’s because no one in the house really cares about Cayenne, but I still think it’s because Bustass/T-Dolla is the most awesome thing to hit the Bad Girls Club since…Well, I don’t remember anyone ever pulling this move in the Bad Girls Club before — please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong. Even if you do correct me, it won’t matter because T-Dolla looked like she was eating Cheetos during that little discussion around the pool, so that makes her my girl for life.
She obviously likes the spicy Cheetos.
Poor Psycho thinks that this whole thing is her fault; or that she’s next; or that Miss VooPoo has something to say about it and just wants to be heard by these bitches, but can’t say anything because she only feels safe talking to Psycho. I don’t know. I try not to analyze truly crazy people. That’s what shrinks and meds are for.
So, Nasti is still stewing about the contact lens thing. And, I have to say I am as bored with her shit talking as the friend she is talking to on the phone. Meaning, I think Nasti has been selling tickets to a show that was never really going to happen.
I know you are tired of my plotting, but just go with it.
In the phone call, she tells her friend that she is going to wait until the last day to give Shitty the ass beating that she has coming. That way, Nasti doesn’t have to worry about going home because it’s the last day and everyone is going home anyway.
Nasti, Bustass and Angie are talking about going out to eat. Nasti is bitching about the fact that Cayenne is always broke and she doesn’t want to go out with her. Bustass pulls out her very best Valley Girl accent to explain that she doesn’t want to even sit at the same table as Cayenne. It’s a total mean girl move with the whole “we won’t sit with you at lunch” vibe, but I forgive it because of the awesome that is coming. She puts Angie on the spot about who she will be sitting with and Angie is not about to sit with Cayenne when everyone hates her so much.
It’s like Bustass knew the best way to tap into Angie’s inner 15 year-old and she didn’t even have to plan it. She didn’t have to use threats, she just straight up said that she wasn’t going to have anything to do with Cayenne. And, Angie, knowing how reindeer games are played, took the hint.
Angie goes and tells Cayenne that she might as well stay home since no one is going to sit with her at dinner. Cayenne is all, “Just cuz I don’t like being in dance clubs with black people doesn’t mean I want to sit by myself while I eat. So, I’ll stay home. And don’t bother bringing me any food back because it was probably made by black people too.”
Over dinner, Psycho gives us the breakdown. She took an ass beating to get Prissy out of the house. Nasti smothered Mort with her boobs until Mort left the house. Now, it’s time for Bustass/T-Dolla to get rid of Cayenne. Angie agrees with everything that is said at dinner but she still wants to make sure that it’s not about taking sides – or whatever Angie’s deal is.
Back home now, and Angie and Shitty are laying in their beds when Cayenne walks in. Angie is quick to explain that she just didn’t want Cayenne to go to dinner and sit by herself or deal with drama. Angie wants to be everyone’s friend, which means she is not a bad girl, but she still has her likable moments so, I won’t hold it against her. So, she helps Cayenne move Mort’s mattress into her room.
Damn these girls are ugly when they wake up. Thank Jeebus there is a makeup room.
The next morning, Cayenne and Angie go swimming in the pool and play on the mattress.
Meanwhile, Bustass initiates her brilliant plan to get Cayenne out. She isn’t telling anyone what her plan is, because she knows those bitches will fuck it up. And it’s such a simple plan. How did no other bad girl ever think of this before?
Basically, your luggage doesn’t show up until it’s time to leave. Once your luggage appears beside your bed in your room, it is either time for you to go because of the producers or because everyone has to go. I’m not sure where this rule came from, because it has never been mentioned before, but I am going to go with it and hope that no other future bad girls use it, cuz that would be boring.
The first part of T-Dolla’s plan is to call the limo service pretending to be Cayenne asking for a ride because she has to leave the Bad Girls House (and her phone etiquette is immaculate). The second part is putting Cayenne’s luggage beside the bed. Then, Bustass yells to Cayenne from the balcony that it must be time for Cayenne to go because her luggage is in her room. So, the assumption is that everyone is moving out and Cayenne is just the first to go.
First the limo.
Then the luggage
Then, tell her it's time to go.
And now we dance!
I have to say, I love all of T-Dolla’s mannerisms during this. She is totally winning the spokesmodel competition — is Star Search too old of a reference for you guys? If so, we’ll just say that T-Dolla knows her way around beauty pageant affectations. Or, maybe she just has more confidence than anyone I’ve ever seen come into this house. Still not sure.
No one is going to miss Cayenne, even Psycho. But, Bustass still asks her what she learned from the experience as though it were still time to leave, even though bitch is totally doing her hair while she asks her. It is just so well played! I officially love Bustass more than RealWorldTami and that is saying something.
Yes. I am just that awesome.
Anyway, Cayenne is excited to go back home. She says some shit about her dog and her friends. T-dolla actually helps her with her stuff and Cayenne breaks the fourth wall and says that she never got a call -which only makes sense after the shit with Nasti goes down. But, she knows that something isn’t right but is too stupid to put it together.
Shitty and Angie have their goodbyes with her and she gets in the limo after her bags are packed in the trunk. Since no one is close to Cayenne they talk about how stupid she is and T-Dolla tells them that it was just her master plan. And she gets celebrated the way she should be – because, let’s face it, everyone else in this house is stupid.
The Limo Driver asks her what flight she is taking and she has no idea – because she is an idiot who didn’t double check her travel plans. I do wonder though if production stepped in and at least arranged a flight for her. Otherwise, I guess she was just hanging out at the airport?
I hope there aren't any black people at the airport.
It’s the last day. Bustass is excited. And now, it’s time for all of the “I’m sad because I’m going to miss you” montages. It starts with Angie and Shitty. Now, Psycho, Bustass and Nasti are talking and of course Psycho starts wailing and crying like she’s at a funeral or somebody stole her purse. Which starts Bustass to crying in the confessional. And she is just so happy for Psycho, then she has to fix her make up and hair to tell us that shit is about to go down between Nasti and Shitty – Shitty just doesn’t know it yet.
Psycho has changed and it's just so touching.
Must remember to keep it cute.
They are downtown and Psycho, Nasti and Bustass are talking about how Shitty has to know that she has something coming for her. Psycho just wants Nasti to wait until after the club. Nasti is planning to let Shitty know that Angie was the snitch. She is hoping that Shitty will beat Angie’s ass.
Angie know something is coming because Nasti is obviously upset. The girls are getting ready to go out, but there is tension and Shitty can feel it but doesn’t know what its about.
They go out to the club and Shitty toasts Angie and no one else. They all drink and dance and then head back to the house. Bustass makes sure to hug the limo driver as it’s their last night in the house (I love that she does stuff like that – she’s a bad girl and a people person).
Nasti is putting her hair up and putting on her “I’m gonna beat somebody’s ass” clothes as Bustass and Shitty talk about who they are going to miss. Bustass is going to miss everybody, and Shitty says she won’t miss everybody – I’m pretty sure she is saying she won’t miss Psycho – which is funny considering what happens later.
Put my hair up, remove my joorey, and put on some tennis shoes. Time to fight bitches.
Shitty and Angie are eating their noodles when Nasti goes to them. Angie asks why Nasti is wearing sneakers – she is not stupid. Nasti gets right into it and towers over Angie from the other side of the desk as she asks who touched her contacts. Shitty says it was neither of them while Angie just says it wasn’t her. Angie is looking pretty scared – Nasti IS a big girl after and can break Angie in half by sitting on her. She and Shitty are much more suited to fight each other than Nasti and Angie.
Shitty, for some reason, looks perfectly calm. I think it’s because she really believes that Nasti thinks it was Angie and she is just contemplating whether or not she will have to jump in to have Angie’s back, but really would rather just finish her noodles.
So, while she is still staring at Angie, Nasti sasys that she knows one of them is lying and she knows who it is and Shitty is all “I promise you, you don’t” because she hasn’t caught on yet. Nasti continues that she is going to give the person 5 seconds to defend themselves and then she is going to beat their ass.
Shitty makes the mistake of telling Nasti that she has know idea who fucked with her contacts and Nasti rages, “I know exactly who it was,” as she starts wailing on Shitty. The interesting thing here, is that Angie immediately gets up and tries to pull Nasti off of Shitty. I don’t think Shitty would have been as quick to do the same if the situation had been reversed.
Here’s the breakdown:
After production and Bustass pull Nasti off Shitty, Shitty is still lying that it wasn’t her. And that is when Nasti says “Your friend snitched on you.” Angie of course can’t decide whether she should be mad at Nasti for letting that slip or Bustass for telling Nasti the truth.
Angie tells us what we already know “Shitty just got her as whooped!” And she is telling Shitty that she needs to go over there and beat her back because Nasti just handed her ass to her completely.
So, now Shitty is yelling some stuff and Nasti is still be pulled away. Shitty says how she is still standing and is about to start eating her noodles again as she yells out “way to be a bitch!” and Nasti breaks free from production and comes back at her again. What’s interesting is that the noodles never get flung on the floor. This is the second time that they landed on the desk without spilling off the plate. For some reason that fascinates me. It’s like these two big girls are fighting and still making sure that the food doesn’t get wasted.
Are those cops? Seriously? I'll bet the City of New Orleans HATES these bitches.
Shitty is trying her best to hit her and is yelling “let me hit her, let me hit her.” Nasti makes fun of her – and really can you blame her? They are still yelling at each other and Nasti is saying that she knows what she was told and that if she was told the wrong thing she needs to take it up with her friend Angie.
They walk away from each other. Shitty goes to Angie and asks how Nasti knows. And Angie comes clean and admits that she told Bustass and she really thought Bustass could keep a secret. Shitty claims that she isn’t mad at Angie even though she is shocked that Angie told.
Nasti gets the call that she has to be out in 5 minutes because rules are rules.
There must be a special phone for getting the "you're out" call.
She tells everyone and Psycho starts wailing and moaning as Nasti tries to smother her with her massive boobs. Bustass can’t help but make fun of how OTT PSycho is. She says that she cries like a baby but sounds like a grown man. Nasti uses the opportunity to get Psycho to do her bidding one last time as Bustass just shakes her head.
Careful, Psycho. Don't suffocate.
Nasti and Bustass hug each other by and Bustass doesn’t fix her make up this time while she cries. It’s a bit touching. Poor Psycho looks lost as she says goodbye to Nasti.
The next morning, everyone’s bags are packed. They find their voodoo dolls and drink a toast to each other. Angie is crying and talking about how she hates getting attached to people. Angie is the first to leave.
Shitty and Psycho make Bustass cry by telling her that the house would not have been nearly as fun with out her. And, I totes agree with them on that. This show would have been a weak ass mess if it weren’t for her. Bustass says that she is crying happy tears because she is not the same girl she was when she got there. And the editors show us how she got the nickname Bustass while they show flashbacks of her time in the house.
She says her goodbye as she clings to a roll of TP because she has been using the TP to wipe her tears away. And, it’s just so Bustass and embodies so many of the reasons I love her.
Now Shitty and Psycho are the only ones left and we see exactly why Psycho got her nickname as Shitty totally manipulates her fragile mind into believing that Nasti wasn’t ever Pycho’s friend and was just using her because she got off on drama. It’s really disgusting what Shitty does here, because we all know that Psycho will believe her because she has no self esteem and needs other people to tell her how to feel.
Shitty says that Nasti told her that Psycho was a problem and needed to go at brunch. This is where Psycho should have realized that Nasti already told her that she was playing Shitty so that she could find out who messed with her contacts. And also, Nasti didn’t say that. The producers show us a flashback in which Nasti tells Shitty that they have come to an agreement where if Shitty wants Psycho gone, she will let her do what she needs to do. This was an agreement she made to get rid of Morticia. It’s really disgusting because Shitty is actually the one who considered Psycho a problem that needed to go and I am suddenly wishing that someone would beat her ass again.
Yes, I am a complete bitch, but not really a Bad Girl.
I can't believe I cried in her boobs.
I don't understand. The Voices and Miss VooPoo said she was my friend. I really believed them.
You can see the exact moment that Psycho believes it and her image of Nasti is completely changed. And now she is crying as Shitty calmly smokes her cigarette, damage done. Poor delusional, unstable Psycho.
Shitty now claims that she gets mad when she sees people treat Psycho badly, as though she weren’t the one who was constantly treating Psycho like shit all season long. I see now why people would get so impatient with Psycho because she believes this shit as though she didn’t just spend an entire season being ganged up on and bullied by Shitty.
Anyway, Shitty is talking tough about how she will see Nasti at the reunion and it’s to be continued – and I hate her so much that I actually want to beat her ass.
So, then we are left with Psycho as the last one. ANd true to her psychotic self she is having a conversation with Miss VooPoo and how she knew they would run season 7 of the Bad Girls club. And we get to go out with that bit of psychotic fun.
I told you, I'm CREOLE!
Then we get previews for the reunion and Twunt-nozzle Perez is looking uncommonly subdued.
I decided to go conservative this time so people won't notice how much of a twunt-nozzle I am.
But it’s ok because Nasti has finally taken her true form and came dressed as one of the dancing hippos from Fantasia.
Wait, it gets better.
Where's the Sorcerer's Apprentice when you need him?
See you at the reunion, Gasmii.
TV Social
-
44 Comments
NO Pyscho got her ass whooped. Her face was bloodied and swollen by the time Prissy was done with her. I am not sure if Nasti is a light weight, can’t fight or what but Shitty didn’t even have a scratch on her face. If you sucker punch someone like that their face should be knotted up.
The audio on that phone call was soooo WHACK. “Stasi… you know the rules…” Haha, I guess they had to go back and record it.
Classy Shitty looks like the type of chick that has gotten into lots of fights with that mouth of hers. Is that last shot Nasti going to beat Shitty again? Can’t wait for the reunion.
God I love Bustass. Move over self-acclaimed queen Natalie, as Bustass is the King, Queen, Prince and Princess of the Bad Girls Club. Wonder who will emulate her in the next season. Thanks for the great recap Plath.
@classy, I KNOW RIGHT! That’s why I said Nasti was selling tickets to a show that was never going to happen. For all of the planning and plotting and getting ready, when it all came down to it Shitty didn’t even have so much as a bruise. I mean the attack looked violent, but who knows if her blows were actually as hard as they looked.
@Lo, I thought the same thing. I also thought it was weird that there seems to be another phone in the house but they all share the communal one. I guess that’s the bat phone for producers, or they had her pose with it and pretend to talk for the scene. It was very confusing.
@Labowner, it looks like that is who she is going after. But, all I could focus on was her outfit. Did Perez take one look at her and decide that he wouldn’t even try to dress outrageously?
Hey guys there is something weird going on between pages 6 and 7. I think the pictures may be too tall or something, so the caption for that last picture on page 6 is at the top of page 7. Just in case you were wondering why that looked strange.
Plath maybe that is her “wrestling” outfit and the skirt will come flying off as she takes out Shitty.
labowner, I kind of hope that is the case. But, at the same time, I kind of want to see her do a twirl like the dancing hippos. Between the tutu skirt and the hair, I think it would be the best thing to ever happen at a reality show reunion EVER!
True Labowner, but Staci prepared to fight. Put on sneakers, gym shorts, and probably rubbed Vaseline on her face. She stood over Shitty and Shitty stood up with not a scratch. I assume Staci was hitting the back of her head and that’s why nothing was on her face.
I was disappointed I guess. For blows that looked so big there was no pay off. Staci basically sold wolf tickets and so in my mind she is whack. Not as wack as trying to be the Natalie Nunn of her season, but wack nonetheless.
Bustass deserves all the love she is getting. She’s one of the best bad girls ever.
@Classy, I wish they would have shown her putting vaseline on her face. That would have at least been entertaining. I have never heard the expression “Wolf Tickets” before. Is that the same thing as selling tickets to a show that never happened? Or, does it mean something funnier? Because either way, it’s a lot easier to type.
She went through all that getting ready for a fight action, and then sucker punched the girl. And did so poorly. If you are standing over a person they can’t defend do much to defend themselves at all besides put their hands up, so not even giving the girl a chance to stand up or put her noodles down was just a cowardly move. I find it hard to believe that Shitty’s a lesbian bartender that damn big that can’t throw a punch, and although Nasti might say she thinks she’s weak, catching her like that clearly indicated she’s scared.
@Plath: Do you know how the prank on Cayenne even worked? If she didn’t have a plane ticket, wouldn’t the limo driver just take her stupid ass back to the house?
I love Bustass, too, but if she doesn’t come back for a season of Love Games, maybe they’ll do BGC: All Stars and she’ll come for that! I was kind of hoping that they’d do that Tanisha Aftershow like they did after particular episodes last season, but this season overall was a letdown.
I was kind of hoping Cayenne would be similar to Wilmarie (best REPLACEMENT BGC cast member!) last year, but she sucked ass. When a season of BGC only has one replacement, you know it sucks.
@Plath, wolf tickets means talking a bunch of shit and not backing it up. So Staci kept talking about how she was going to beat this person’s ass and beat this person’s ass and never backed it up.
I’m with you Kitty. Shitty was able to get out of that situation unscathed. The bitch either knows how to fight or Staci can’t fight.
Looks like they fight again at the reunion so Staci still has a chance to prove me wrong. Shitty got on my nerves so I hope Staci is able to make me eat my words.
@Classy, so the two sayings do mean the same thing. I will save the phrase “selling wolf tickets” because it IS a lot easier to type.
@Derek, I honestly have no idea how the the producers run this show. But, they were obviously aware of what Bustass was up to because they didn’t say a word (that we know of) when she put Cayenne’s luggage in her room, and when she called the limo. And they didn’t stop Nasti from attacking Shitty, even though they had ample warning that it was going to go down.
As for Love Games, as far as I know, it is going to be Judi, Kori and Sydney. I’m hoping that either Bustass decided she was done with reality TV or the producers have something better for her in mind (because she is just too freaking entertaining to not have her own show).
Funnily enough, I have no real memory of Kori. I mean, I recognize her from a fairly recent season, but I she doesn’t really stand out as a bad girl. As for Sydney, I never really thought that she was on the show long enough to make an impression, but I guess her pride about blowing a guy she just met was what made her a contender for Love Games. And, Psycho is well, psycho, so I can see why they picked her.
In a perfect world, Bustass, Tanisha, and RealWorldTami would each be allowed to host after shows and reunions for all of the reality shows about drunken skanks who like to fight.
@Plath, I really love your references to RealWorldTami, as I also love to read your Basketball Wives recaps. Psycho and Bustass were definitely my favorites this season, and I guess Nasti was my third. Whenever Shitty is on my television screen, I just want to punch her in the throat because she pisses me off in ways that I can’t even understand. It looks like Nasti beats her ass again on the reunion, and Prissy and Angie fight. Angie better beat her ass.
@Plath, I am so mad that they chose Sydney to be in Love Games 3. First she was gross and looked greasy as hell whenever she had her confessionals. Second, she was whack. She wasn’t in the BGC house for long and left because she “wasn’t feeling it.” (I thought it was because she needed a drug hookup).
T-Dolla belongs in the Reality TV Hall of Fame, along with MikeMike and RoyLee.
Ugh, I can’t stand Tiara! I’d love to smash all of them in the face with a hammer, especially her. Her voice is like nails on chalkboard to me.
I’m looking forward to the reunion [I watch them on mute so I don't have to hear the screaming and it's easier to make out when they're saying by reading the captions
]Can’t wait to see that hippo charge across the stage in her tutu!
I’ve been waiting for them to do a Bad Girls Club All Stars for a while now but I don’t think it’s going to happen. They’ve been so wrapped up on getting bad girls for that Love Games show they’re probably not even thinking about having an All Stars version.
I said the same thing about Shitty on twitter. Those punches she was taken from Staci didn’t look like it fazed her one bit. Everybody else on twitter was like Shitty got her ass whooped, I was like actually she didn’t. We can talk about Shitty all day long but I think she’s a tough ole heifer. lol
That fight was such a let down… the whole time I just wished Nasti would STFU. She really got on my nerves when she was riding the coat tails of Bustass’ move to get Cayenne out of the house. Ugh, Nasti just ended up grinding my gears for the latter part of the season. She basically threatened Psycho if she didn’t have her back in her fight with Shitty. I hate the way Nasti stomps on Psycho. And that reunion outfit?! HORRENDOUS.
Wasn’t Sydney claiming to be bisexual on her BGC season? I have to assume that the producers only choose from the “originally casted” girls for Love Games, because some of the replacements have been more attractive and more dramatically relevant.
@Plath: Kori was Char’s “minion” last year, who would get into fights on Char’s behalf, while she would generally be on the telephone claiming how bad a bitch she was. But I think Kori will be as useless on Love Games this season as Amber was last season (although that dig she got in on Natalie was priceless).
Didn’t some of the other girls conspire to fatten Kori up, and then she couldn’t wear her favorite corset and panties to the club?
@Tadow, I think you’re thinking of Annie putting butter in Season 4′s blonde’s food, so that she would unwittingly gain weight.
@Tadow LMAOOO Yesss, that was Annie from season 4 (good catch, @Derek!) putting butter in Kates egg whites! She also put sugar in her protein powder lol.
And I NEVER liked Nasti. I just knew she had a “Char-esqe” quality about her somehow. I LOVED Bustass and grew to love Psycho by the second or third episode. I like Angie too, but I do hate how it looks like she’s such a flip-flopper. Still like her though, her accent is cute to me lol. Shitty, Morticia (Tasha), Cheyenne, and Priscilla were annoying/mostly pointless (until the Prissy/Judi beatdown).
Thanks for explaining the suitcases by the bed custom. T Dolla ended up being 1 of my all time favorite Bad Girls too!
And it was totally awesome how she made that happen. But I’m guessing she had to have cooperation from the producers.
Maybe since it was the next to the last day anyway they were thinking they’d get more drama if they just stayed out of it.
I also wondered if Cayenne might’ve already been talking to them (producers) and told them she wanted to leave because she’s just 1 of those people that just don’t like being around (whichever list of groups they don’t like).
Of course they don’t think of themselves racists or bigots at all.
She must’ve signed up for BGC thinking it would be all white girls either because she’d never seen the show or because she’s dumb as a box of hair or both.
I keep watching for them to rerun the Real World with Tami. I missed that season so I never saw her until after she turned into a Basketball Wife.
I can’t wait to see Psycho on Bad Girls Need Love too! She was made for reality TV!
(It’s taken me this long to get around to watching this episode and look how late I had to stay up! Work has been interfering way too much with my TV watching activities. Which is unacceptable and has to stop.)
Late to the party…
Here’s the link: Kori was on BCG6, she looks like she’s had a lot more ‘enhancements” I think she was the one who went for the playboy model shoot and Char got all pissed, shocker:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_girls_club#Season_6
Bustass was my fave since she flew in on the plane, she totes reality gold and I love how she handled her business without “breaking a nail”
Plath and Classy, I was thinking…Nasti was selling Wolf Monkey tickets (in honor of Bustasss).
I can’t wait to hear why Perez went all str8 on us during the reunion. Plath you are one funny mutha. I couldn’t put my finger on what Nasti looked like on the reunion clips but Fantasia… you nailed it! And Star Search was not lost on me! Nice call!
Ok this is my one gripe about these chicks. After much deliberation with myself I have decided I absolutely HATE Angie. She is the poor woman’s poor version of Rosie Perez. She was a waste of time and space and I wish someone tried to get her out of the house for a better replacement. She was the LAMEST girl in the house, IMO. Playing all sides isn’t being a BAD GIRL, it’s being a “Baby” like they dubbed her in the beginning. Pure Child’s play.
Thanks for the recaps Plath! Hella good!
*Sorry for the typos…mutislacking.
kthxbai – what you missed was tami accusing David of raping her (he pulled off the blanket she was wearing) and having an abortion. She is a solid whacked out whore.
Thanks for all the props guys! I do have to say that getting this recap out was a bit of an ordeal because my computer ate a large chunk of it and after dissolving into drunken tears I had to re-write it only to find that it had been pulled from YouTube. It was worth it though to read all of your hilarious comments.
@labowner, you forgot that she also had her jaw wired shut so that she could lose weight and didn’t she try to cheat on another reality show with some guy? I think it was a dating show and they had this scheme to try and cheat so they could win – while they were being filmed for a different reality show. I never really cared for her on the Real World, but damn if she didn’t make Basketball Wives more entertaining.
@Gyspy, I remember Kori now. Like I said, she barely registered as a bad girl to me. Mainly because I didn’t think any of the chicks from that season really qualified as bad girls. And Sydney was only in the house for like a week – so I have no idea why she was even considered for anything. I also agree that there was something going on with her that rhymes with “mug a deuce.”
@Derek, it’s so funny you mention the butter in the eggs thing. I remember disliking Kate, but I absolutely HATED Annie. For me, you can pull all the pranks you want, just don’t mess with my food. I’m already paranoid when I go to a restaurant, the last thing I want to worry about is the food I bought and am storing in my house.
As for this reunion, I really do think that Perez took one look at Nasti and decided he wouldn’t even try to compete with that hot mess of atrociousness.
@kthxbai: I missed reading your thoughts on the Dallas A-Listers this past week! Good to know you didn’t desert me, you were just busy!
@Plath: well, I generally would have problems with fucking with people’s food, but Annie’s deviousness was paid back when Kendra and the other girls left abandoned her to take a road trip at the end of the season because she was so wack!
I will be drinking when watching the reunion show. A drink everytime kardashanot says “classy” and shitty says “disgusting”. Is the reunion only one episode?
@Derek, I remember that. I thought it was hilarious too. I still hated her. I know that Kate was stupid to do that sucker punch thing before she left, but the mean spirited bitch in me just couldn’t stop grinning when I watched it.
@labowner, according to my listing, tonight’s reunion is part 1 of 2 so there should be plenty of entertainment to around.
Plath, I agree -she is not bad girl. She just cried cause her Dad bought her stuff instead of hugging her or, something.
Maybe Perez lent Nasti his outfit! LOL.
Can’t wait to hear what Miss VooPoo has to say at the reunion!
I admit it’s no gold conductor suit, but isn’t Perez still wearing a kilt? So it’s not completely boring, no? I also hated Annie, but I have to admit she made an impact. If I remember right, she was the first Bad Girl to get the police involved when something went down, and it seems like every season since has had someone who followed suit.
Oh, and I assumed they picked Sydney because she seems pretty slutty, since she blew that random while also lying to her boyfriend, even though she was only in the house for a short time. So she had sex and made it seem extra scandalous, whereas someone like Cayenne just makes it seem lame and boring.
Is he wearing a kilt? I didn’t see that part of his outfit. It’s still pretty conservative considering what Nasti is wearing.
I’m on EDT, just a few hours away and the fun begins! Woot!
@Liz, I just watched the full preview, and you are right he is wearing a kilt! Nasti is still the most ridiculously dressed on the stage though.
I hope there is a clever explanation of what ever Nasti is wearing. Shitty should not have worn her hair in a ponytail. I would rip that right off her head.
I liked Annie – sorry.
Do we know if, when and where the next season is coming from?
“Wolf tickets” as just the phrase I was thinking, but I thought you didn’t use it because not everyone knew what it meant, lol.
I hate shitty and nasty, and I think that the reason they don’t get along like they did on the first episode is because they found out they were too much alike. Each one needed someone else to do their bidding, and they knew they would not be any help to the other.
Love, love, love Tiara. She definitely made the show!
Loved Judy and am even going to watch love games for the first time to see more psycho.
I also think that Sydney had a drug problem.
I was confusing Kori for Kate, so thanks for clearing that up.
They are already advertising for next season starting December 5th. It will be Bad Girls Las Vegas and it is premiering the same night as love games.
Loved your recaps Plath, thanks!!!
Wolf tickets WAS just the phrase I was thinking…
Oh yeah, and I can not believe that Nasti is serious in that Fantasia dancing hippo costume (perfect description!) And how does she really expect anyone to take her seriously? She really thinks she is a STAR. She thinks that shit looks good, no really, she does. Have you checked out her facebook page? Delusion is running rampant with that one.
Vegas is the next season? How are we going to tell which trashy bitchs belong in the house? Does this mean we are going to see nasty natalie too?
Lol, seems after New Orleans they wanted to find a more welcoming city.
Did not see Nasty Nat in any previews… yet.. dum, dum, dummmmmmmm
@Derek Hazelton Thanks so much for reading that! I haven’t deserted, it’s just that my comments don’t show up on the front page because the spam filter is racist against consonants and my name has a mess of them all lined up.
@labowner and @PlathAddict Thanks! I’m so going to either find a marathon or get Tami’s RealWorld season from internet friends!
The thing I 1st noticed about her on Basketball Wives was that she had the sorriest slouchy ass posture I’ve EVER seen anybody have on TV!
No matter how bad a posture people might have in real life I think everybody that’s less than 70 yrs old is conditioned to stand up straight whenever there’s a camera but Tami just kept that arm folded up over her stomach and let her shoulders drag near about to the ground!
Plus she was talking like regular people. So naturally Jennifer and them started calling her ghetto.
But THEN the other night they had her hosting the BBW aftershow and she was all Miss Proper Professional Connie Chung Book Report and Spellman Diction Excellence Award!
So I’m so excited to see another whole new face of Tami on Real World!