
Someone’s tater is gonna be sore.
When we left off last time, Kayleigh had grown some balls and was all up in BB’s face about how she punk’d her ass on tv and blah blah blah. BB meanwhile is looking up at her with doe eyes and seems oddly unfazed by this giant creature. Suddenly BAM! Kayleigh knocks the shit out of BB. Or so I thought at the time, the way it looks now she just started snatching at her hair or whose ever hair that is that BB is wearing.
Why did Kayleigh wait so long to show this side of herself you ask? Well I will tell you, it is because BB was sitting down and basically at a disadvantage and Kayleigh knew that security would be all up on them before BB could stagger up and retaliate. Oh and also because Lea probably planned it out and told her to.

Poor Pewez wooks a wittle skeerded..
Of course everyone goes nuts and wasn’t it brave of Lea to jump in AFTER 17 security people are already on the scene. Hold her back or she’s gonna……..clap her hands REAL HARD!
As Kayleigh is being carried away she waves BB’s weave at her and tells her she’s DONE! Perez says one of the dumbest things yet with “Now that’s a Bad Girl.” Uh no it’s not. And I am not even sure it’s a girl.
Erica is clapping the whole time and Dani lets out a shout because she’s just happy she’s in the shot. Why were they on this show again?
Perez announces that Kayleigh is done and then he himself throws BB’s weave.
It is not polite throw a bitches weave on the floor Perez!
Meanwhile BB is just looking around like she knows something might have happened but isn’t quite sure what.Perez asks her if she’s ok and she stares at him as Trigger says that everyone wants to act up at the Reunion instead of in the house. Amen sister! Oh I forgot I don’t like you. But I agree. So never mind.
I don’t know what kind of drugs she’s on but I want some.
Esther, who I have to say again, looks great, walks over and picks up BB’s weave. BB gets up and asks if she can go fix her weave and as she’s leaving Dani (I think)says “She’s probably going to cry in her dressing room.” BB replies “Fuck you.” As BB goes Esther goes with her and suddenly finds a shoe and wonders who it belongs to. The audience giggles. I would assume the shoe belongs to the Amazon they just carted off.
Back in Reunion mode, Perez says some corny shit about “all this dirty laundry is begining to stink.” It’s probably just Lea. Or Dani. Or Erica.
Perez finally moves on and says that there was someone else who left the show when they were in Jamaica and he announces Cat!!!
Hide the forks y’all.
After Perez hugs her and she sits Lea screeches “KITTY!” Seriously with as many looney looking people in the audience not one of them could be a sniper? Ugh. She hobbles over to Cat and hugs her. Oh and they love each other. When this barffest finally ends, Cat looks at Trigger and says “Who are you?” Trigger intro’s herself and then tells Cat that she liked her on the show. I’m confused. When did she see her on the show? I thought the reunion was taped before the show aired?
Hi my name is Wilbur!
Perez says that there were a lot of girls on the show this season. Six girls left early. He then asked Cat if she wishes she had made it through the whole show and she says “NO. What did I miss? A trip to Key West?” He basically then says that she seemed like a sensible Bad Girl but that she quit! Why he asks.
Speaking of quitting. You should seriously stop going to whoever did that to your head.
Cat tells him it was just too much mentally. It was every day all day. Yeah so is jail. But I digress, while Cat is whining, BB returns with her weave back in place looking exactly the same. Oh shit I just remembered she is botoxed out the ass. She was probably having all kinds of emotions and we just couldn’t tell.
Perez then tells Cat that she is a “self proclaimed” classy lady and he then asks her if classy ladies spit on people and get into fights? Before she can reply he rolls footage of her many tantrums begining with her having a fit at the first dude Erica brought home because he wouldn’t buy their drinks.
Yes very classy!
On and on we see Cat losing her temper, throwing water on that dude, spitting on him, slapping at him. As the clips are being shown Erica looks pissed and Cat is giggling. Oh look who’s still shocked as hell.
Hey editors, either this dudes hands are stuck or y’all just like this dude.
Her excuse? She says that at the end of the night he was the one who was going to get vag, not her so she felt he should buy the drinks. But what really pissed her off was when he made it seem like she was mad because he didn’t buy her drink and she says she didn’t need Jeff the barber to buy her a drink. Maybe Perez should get his number.
Oh and Cat says she’s from Philly so usually she just keeps it cool but then suddenly it’s over. What the fuck is this shit with people and their obsession with announcing where they are from? I don’t go screaming through the aisles of Wal-Mart shouting “Yo I’m from Atlanta, I’ll fuck a bitch up!”
Perez asks Erica if she thinks Cat is a hypocrite. Erica rambles on for what seems like for ever and basically says they have noting in common but they don’t hate each other. Oh God now he’s talking to Dani? Why? He asks her how she felt about Cat. Blah blah blah they bumped heads but came to a mutual understanding that they are different people please shut upppppppp! Oh jeez, they both have mad respect for each other and Cat tells Dani she looks really cute. Can we get back to weave snatchin’ please?
Perez then asks how Cat feels about Lea. Cat says she’s a sweetheart. Even Perez gets that dumb dog look.
If by sweetheart you mean skanky, trashy bitch, then ok.
Then Cat says don’t get it twisted, Lea is there for a reason. Yes to annoy the hell out of recappers and viewers alike. When asked who cat was closest to in the house, she says BB. When asked if she thinks BB was fake she says no causing Erica, Dani and Lea to give her the stink eye. Cat says “I don’t think she was fake Lea.” Lea seems to be at a loss for words as Cat says that if she needed to snatch a bitch up she always knew the two people who would have her back and that was Lea and BB.
Suddenly Dani speaks up and says she never thought BB was fake either. She just hated her. From the first day until now she hates her.
Thanks for playing now go back to your homeless shelter before you lose your bed.
Lea has now found the words she needed and says BB is a fake ass bitch. BB tells her to shut the fuck up. Lea tells her to shut up. Don’t look now folks but we are back in the third grade.
Up Lea jumps and keeps saying shut me up as BB says she needs a muzzle. Perez hands BB a catchers mask and Lea’s dumb ass assumes it’s a muzzle and keeps repeating “Put it on me!”
A giant bag would be more useful.
Cat has a look of disgust on her face and dumb ass is still saying “Put it on me!” Everyone is laughing. BB yells back and says she is not going to fight her because she has nothing to prove. Lea gets in her face and says she has so much to prove because all she “does is this” and she makes a stupid little hand gesture.
How do you call someone fake when you have stolen Dolly Pardon’s boobs?
In the background you can hear Erica mumble “run your mouth” . BB tells Lea she was upset with her because Lea was supposed to be her friend. Perez makes Lea sit her ugly ass down and asks her why she lets BB bother her so much, that she needs to rise above it. Lea says and I quote, “Bitch, Rise above it? I’ve been above it. Have you seen her C-section ass titties and her fake LaToya Jackson ass face? Are you kidding me? I’ve been above that.” Yeah sure does sound like it nutjob. Perez points out that she’s letting her get heated and that’s not above it and that she was able to forgive Esther so why couldn’t she forgive BB?
Lea explains the difference. Esther is Esther all day long. She is like bitch I am from Inglewood……………….excuse me while I load my gun.
Meanwhile Esther is loving the praise.
When she makes that Grinch face I remember why I call her Esther.
Lea continues her rant by saying that BB is an opportunist and she only speaks up when people have her back. BB denies this. Lea calls her a bitch and says it’s true. Perez looks at her and says it’s the Bad Girls Club can’t you expect everyone to be a little fake? Duh. Oh now it’s ok with Lea to be fake but she’s gonna call you out on it. So now she’s the “Fake Police.”
No one in the audience thought to at least bring a sling shot??? Help me out here people!
BB attempts to say she was never fake and Lea just shouts over her and then starts pounding her hand and asks “Can I speak for a mother fucking second?” Who the hell can shut her ass up?
Tonight on “I Love Lucy” Lucy gets strangled by an unknown assailant!
Lea goes on to talk about how BB would talk shit about Erica, who by the way, peaked around Lea a little earlier and squeaked “How were you not fake?” and then promptly hid behind Lea again.
When BB tries to deny Lea’s rantings Lea starts beating on her Mom’s face that is tattooed on her arm and screams, ” Shut the fuck up bitch I swear to God on my Mom that’s fucking tattooed on my fucking arm right here!”
I am way too classy for all this mess.
While everyone screams Perez finally throws to a commercial and I have to go kick a tree. Hard.
When they come back Perez begins by saying that they should talk about good times. Lea acts like she is so happy to do so. Does she know she is not the only one on the show?
Perez says they had fun in Jamaica and then asks Cat to tell us about that dude she met there. Hahaha I had forgotten about this dude. Remember the stripper dude called The Jamaican Sensation….well according to Cat he was no Sensation at all.
Before Cat can explain Perez shows the clip. In the clip Cat is hesitant to hook up with a stripper but everyone else is pairing off and then The Jamaican Sensation picks her up by her crotch one armed. Remember that? Then he licks her leg and suddenly they are off to the bathroom.
Disappointment is in the air. And his pants.
Just as suddenly we hear Cat say “What the fuck happened?” and she is out of the bathroom.
Back in real time everyone is laughing. I thought the dude couldn’t get it up but Cat explains that when they were dancing onstage they had huge schlongs.
Exhibit A. Huge schlong.
But when they went to the bathroom it was not quite so huge. Perez said she was expecting a foot long, like a Subway sandwhich and got a mini panini. Hahahhahahaha. But seriously did she really expect that thing to be THAT LONG?? He would pass out every time he got a hard on. Poor lil’ fella. Sheesh how big is her hooha that she needs a yardstick to fill it up?
Moving on, Esther is now confronted by Perez because she had sex with a man!!!! She broke the lesbian code! In Jamaica! Esther explains. There are 3 types of lesbians. Ok. She says there are Fems, like herself, Studs who are butch like Erica, and Stems who enjoy a little of both. She herself is a lesbian, a Fem but she likes a good strap on. In case of no strap on a dude will have to do. Wait doesn’t that make her a Stem? I am so confused. Remember when sex was simple. You weren’t supposed to have it. End of story.
Crap we are back to Erica and Dani again and Perez wants to know why they dated such losers. Erica reminds him that she found a not loser. He asks if they are still together. Yes. Living together? No. He lives in Florida and she lives in California so there is a lot of flying back and forth. And Skyping. When Perez asks if it’s naughty skyping she says “Of course! I’m a Bad Girl. Duh!”
You’re a Bad Girl and I am a size 2.
Oh for fucksake he goes back to Lea. He asks if they guys are giving her more attention and not just the lesbians. She huffs and puffs and says everyone is giving her attention. “You’re giving me attention mother fucker!” And she’s right. I am starting to feel like this is The Lea Show. Oh gross, he wants to talk about the threesome. Lea acts all shocked.
For those of you who missed the actual episode, count yourself lucky there is no sound.
Yes Esther sat and watched, as did BB at one point while Lea and her friend, WHO WAS ON HER PERIOD, all shared a dildo with Dani. Hey Lea bet your Mama’s tattoo crawls off your arm and hides in shame.
Audience thoughts?
I’d walk AROUND his chair if ya know what I’m sayin’.
Then we come to a part of the show where Lea and her friend are in the confessional talking about their threesome and before they get to it Lea remembers what she said and starts saying “This is so bad.” Dani says “It’s ok”. Then we see Lea and her friend talking about fucking each other and the fact that Dani fucked them and they both call Dani a slut. Oh but I thought you always said anything you had to say to someone’s face?
Hypocrite anyone?
Dani’s response to being called a slut?
Awww look, the homeless shelter taught her sign language!
Perez calls Dani a naughty little hooker and says “You went for it!” Dani says “Come on look at Lea. Who wouldn’t go for it?” Uhhh, someone with taste or sobriety?
Perez turns to Esther and asks if she felt left out. Ha! She was totally left out. As in she was WATCHING WHILE EATING POPCORN. Esther says that she was just shocked because the whole house had come to the consensus that Dani was the whore of the house. Perez says “She was horny.” Cut to Dani who has no expression what so ever.
Perez asks why Esther didn’t just join them. You mean besides the fact that she wasn’t invited? Esther says that at the end of the day she would rather have a life long friend than to do something on national television that would interfere with their friendship. I’m gonna need a bigger barf bag and a bottle of tequila.
When Lea is asked why she never hooked up with Esther she replies that she never intended to hook up with anyone. But she’s young and blah blech gag. So apparently she has lots of accidental sex with lots of people none of whom are ever gonna be Esther.
Perez turns to Trigger who I have totally forgotten about and asks her how she felt about the footage she just saw and after rewinding about 3 times I think she said she “hooked up with a guy on the show, You know what I mean? We are all having fun, we are all (inaudible) to the Bad Girls Club. To which L-Warren had this reply….
Someone’s girl/boyfriend is pissed.
And oh by the way, look to the left of L-Warren. He looks like he’s on his third whack off.
Now Perez turns to “The Haters” that the Bad Girls always find outside the house. Cut to clips of BB slapping a dude because he stuck a dildo in her ear, Cat chasing some crazy bitch down the street, Cat fighting with some bitch on the beach…
When all is said and done Cat says “You see Blondie? That’s why I say what I say. I don’t even know where she came from.”
When they were fighting on the beach BB came out of nowhere she says because security was on everyone else and didn’t expect her to jump in.
Perez points out that Dani and Erica were never around when the fighting broke out. BB says it’s because they were too busy fighting with men and caring about themselves and not about them. Cat says “Yeah they did their own thing.”
Dani says that BB didn’t care about them either so why would they care about her? BB claims if they had been in a fight she would have been there. Both of them start yelling bullshit liar blah blah……….
Erica says that BB would have had her back even though she talked behind her back? BB says everyone talked behind everyone’s back. Erica agrees.
Then what is your point tic-tac teeth?
Erica’s point was that she was never physically there when a fight broke out. That I believe because she was either asleep or fucking Adrian.
Perez says they all agree that they hate each other. Erica is all “DUH!”
Break time!
When they come back Perez asks if they do psych tests on them and if so how did some of the bitches get through? Because they were looking for nutjobs Perez. Hello?
Ha! He immediately turns to Dani and says she and Esther had some major beefs.
Cut to clips of Dani telling everyone about her heroin addiction. And Esther saying she would never tell that shit to nobody. Then cut to the episode where Dani and Esther fight and Dani tells Esther that at least she is not a stripper and Esther yells back “I am not a heroin addict ho!” Then Dani screams and throws shit and has a Scarlet O’Hara moment as she screams “You don’t know! You don’t know what I’ve been through.” Uhhh yes they do. You told them. Stupid.
Gone With The Heroin starring Dani aka Homeless J-Lo Lite.
Perez asks Dani how she feels about what she just saw. She basically says she cannot consider Esther one of her friends. She hit her with some low blows.Dani says she feels like she has respect for where Esther came from but that Esther doesn’t have respect for where she came from. Like calling Esther a stripper wasn’t a low blow and was respectful? Ugh, Esther says she doesn’t blame her. I give up. Esther admits that she has anger issues. And she apologizes in front of everyone. When the Dr. Phil show goes off I’ll be back.
Dani goes on to do a PSA about the struggles in her life and asks for donations to be sent to SaveAHomelessHo.com.
And I just noticed how very pitiful an audience they have.
I have more people greet me at the mailbox every day. Of course I am usually drunk and naked.
Oh hell. Perez is taking us back to the start. Or as he calls it “one of the most devious, back handed oh no you didn’t moments”. Cut to the clip of Snorgan who I will now only refer to as Morgan because I also believe that this show would have been infinitely more entertaining had she stayed.
Remember when Morgan came home and found all her shit outside and the doors locked. With notes saying she was voted out.
Erica didn’t have anything to say then either.
In the clip we see Morgan having a fit and finally getting into the house and screaming about who touched her shit and then attempting to go upstairs to fuck up the others shit and being dragged the fuck down the stairs.
Ok Esther is enjoying that a little too much.
Then the kicker. No pun intended.
See the white that is sticking out of the plant to the right? That’s Morgan’s leg kicking in the production room door.
Alarms go off. Production people come running and Morgan is wrestled to the floor before being carted outside.
TV GOLD!
Apparently these bitches have learned nothing because they all seem to be unaware that she is about to join them. Dani is laughing, Esther is yelling Bye Whoregan!
Damn. Things sure did get quiet.
As Esther, Lea and Erica almost explode, Morgan walks quietly to the stage. WTF? Perez asks her whats wrong? Why is she so quiet? She says she’s good. Uh oh. They either drugged her ass up or she’s giving them a false sense of security so they won’t expect it when she stomps on their taters! Sorry, I get a little carried away.
Perez tells her she is one of his favs and that he was disappointed in her because she could have been the star of the show and put all the other bitches to shame. That it would have been the Morgan Show and not the Lea Show. The other bitches do not look too happy.
He asks her what happened and she says she has no issues with the girls, she’s good. Ok we have established that already. He asks if the other girls were jealous. She replies that they knew if she was there she was a threat just like now on the Reunion she’s a threat. And AND she says, “It’s pathetic.”
Hey the homeless look is IN! Ask Mary Kate and the anorexic one!!!!
Calm Morgan says these girls have been jealous since day one and Dani loses her shit and screams “Not at all! I don’t need to put on pounds of make up to look good!” Uhhh yes. Yes you DO! If you look like someone that Madonna or Angelina Jolie would adopt, you need make up.
Cat says the bitch is pretty and goes on to talk about her long legs. Esther interrupts to say that she wasn’t saying that she doesn’t look good with make up….but without (and she goes into a long ass mimic of Morgan on the phone) she looks like a man. Exsqueeze me??? Pot meet kettle?
Cat explains that if she(Morgan) didn’t look the way she looks it wouldn’t pose a threat. Perez asks BB why Morgan was such a threat and BB says because she looks like a Victoria’s Secret model. Dani huffs and puffs and bounces in her chair and says “Morgan looks like a tranny!” Ya know what, I do believe I might have said so myself in the first of the season, but compared to YOU DANI, she/he still looks like a fucking girl.
Oh look it’s The The Three Spooges..Pasty,Flabby and Homeless.
BB says Morgan is gorgeous and Lea interrupts to say that “Morgan looks good. No one is saying that Morgan doesn’t look good.” Hello spooge receptical, Dani just said she looked like a tranny! BB says “The girls….”and she is interrupted by Lea AGAIN who says “Don’t say the girls because I never said Morgan did not look good.” I’m sorry but didn’t YOU just speak for ALL the girls when you said NO ONE was saying Morgan didn’t look good? So if BB lumps you in with ALL THE GIRLS it’s because of your dumb ass. I am so not going to make it through this recap. Gun loaded pointed at tv.
Someone says that Morgan talked shit about everyone including BB and she says she didn’t hear so it doesn’t matter. Could someone show me ONE BITCH who didn’t talk shit about the others on any given season????
Thought so.
When asked who her BFF’s in the house were, Morgan says she guess’s BB and Cat. She wasn’t there long enough to say they are her best friends but she and cat stay in touch and Cat and BB have been very good to her. He then asks why she busted into the production office? She says she was drunk, they were all fighting and Lea jumps in and says it would have happened either way because she asked Morgan earlier that day if she wanted to be there and Morgan apparently said it didn’t make a fuck to her so Lea says “there goes my fourth vote, good riddance, chug a deuce……..huh? WTF is chug a deuce?
Someone is channeling Janice Dickinson.
Morgan admits that her attitude was poor and she was uncomfortable but what she doesn’t get is why they cared if she was their friend when she didn’t care if they were hers? She didn’t understand why they were so desperate for her to be their friend yet desperate for her to be gone?
Back and forth they go about how she was only there a couple of days so who cares? Erica speaks up and says she(Morgan) wanted to go home and claimed she lived two streets over so go home. Morgan tells her it’s not her fault that America cared more about her and not Erica and that Erica was a fat disgusting cheerleader.
Pretty much nailed that one.
The audience by the way, all 3 of them, clap and laugh. And then Lea opens her gaping hole of a mouth and says that what’s funny is that Morgan claimed to be from South Beach, West Avenue to be exact and Lea has lived there for seven and a half years and she’s never seen her at Publix or a super market or walking her dog! AHA! That proves………uhhhh what exactly? Esther says she over heard conversations that Morgan had on the phone about how if she left she was going to have to stay with so and so. And Lea pointed out that when Esther kicked Morgan out, she told production she had no where to go! AHA! That proves………still not sure. Dani joins in and says she was living out of Penn Station………and suddenly Morgan hops up and says “I am not being here.”
Esther is in full on bitch mode.
Esther starts screeching for Morgan to take her broke ass home and other crap and Perez is like, she quit the reunion! Yeah, kinda noticed that. He is surrounded by quitters. Cat and Dani. And he throws to commercial.
Oh hell when they come back Perez calls Morgan a pussy bitch I think and then turns his attention to the clip he’s about to show these dingbats that they have never seen before. He tells them that while they were busy rearranging Triggers face, there were a couple of unwanted visitors back at the house that were up to no good.
And he rolls the clip of when BB and Morgan snuck into the house and would have messed it up had Lea not fucked it up already because she was bored.
Oopsy.
Yep they are talking about you chubby stumps.
Before anyone can sneeze it’s the Lea Show again and she is ranting to BB about how she wants to know if she thinks she is bad bitch because she spray painted her shit while she was gone…BB attempts to answer and Lea starts to repeat herself and then she jumps on over to BB. SECURITY!!!
While Perez is spraying Lea with silly string………
Fluffy Flanks throws herself on top of BB….
Cat loses her shit and is saying “We ain’t jumping nobody around here.” She tries to tell security she’s good. BB tells Erica she just charged her like an animal and Erica agrees with her pointy toothed pock marked face. BB says they should be acting like women and not crazy animals. Meanwhile backstage Lea is rambling on and basically I am sick of her and if I could finish this recap without even mentioning her name again I would be very happy.
As Perez said so well, “Lea is a punk ass bitch.” Apparently he’s a little worked up and says that Lea pretended that it wasn’t all about tv and that she wasn’t a Natalie Nunn and that Natalie Nunn could shit on her. Agreed.
The afore mentioned whore is being shown on the big screen and the audience is laughing their ass off at her ridiculous wannabe rantings.
Back to the people still left on stage, BB says that Lea (I am so sick of typing this turds name) can be mad at her for when BB hit her but she truely is sorry. Perez believes her and sadly so do I.
I heart you! I heart you too!
Trigger and BB have a nice little moment and act like grown ups. Perez compliments BB on the way she has behaved. Meanwhile the disease that is back stage is still rambling about how she “wants her!”Oh lol and she wants Perez too! She is sucking her 15 minutes as hard as she can. Security is having to “hold her back” from coming to get them both.
Back onstage Erica is saying if someone gets in her face and wants to pop off……….excuse me Thunder Butt? Do not even trie and act like Tanisha because bitch, I know Tanisha AND YOU ARE NO TANISHA!
Ok I don’t actually know Tanisha I just love her and her pan banging POP OFF POP OFF ways.
Cat loses it and tells Erica that you handle your business with her and don’t wait to swing on someone after someone else has already swung on them. Or something like that.
Someone’s getting angry……….
The screaming goes back and forth until BB points out again that yes she talked shit about Erica and that everybody talked shit about everybody. She asks Erica what she needs to prove. That she can charge somebody. Tubby Twat replies that she doesn’t need to charge anyone. Umm hellooooooooooo..ya just did. Butter Butt yells she will do her one on one….and then jumps at BB again. Too bad for Klunky Kunt BB was ready for her.
Yep another sore tater.
After Bubble Buns is being escorted offstage Perez hits her with silly string. He also says “Get outta here bitch. Get the fuck out!”
Got a feeling that’s not the first time Pudgy Pud got spooged in the face.
Perez has seriously lost his mind and says he’s a Bad Girl now and throws and breaks some shit. Also Cat was escorted off stage and is seriously pissed because she doesn’t have her shoes and she tells them they better cut her a check or find her shoes lol.
Perez tells the bitches that if they want to stay then stay if not get the fuck out.
He knows that’s coming out of his check right?
Perez is talking in dog whistle tones now because he has had about enough of these bitches too. Esther comforts him.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww…..
Perez is losing it much like I am and he says he swears he’s delusional and it happened last time too. He says “These whores make me insane!” I’m feelin’ ya.
Perez asks if there was anything positive from this season? BB says “I made some great friends!” Laughs all around. And they decide they should walk their dogs together.
The only other ones left are Esther, Trigger and Dani. Mainly because she had no where else to go. Esther learned you can’t always act on emotion. And she says she is not trying to be Captain Save A Ho but she thinks they should learn from the experience. Dani hesitates when Perez suggests she is Erica’s friend but then stumbles and stammers some shit about yes she is her friend but she has unresolved issues. No shit. She learned zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Trigger learned how strong she is as a person and that no matter what they did she stood her own ground. Agreed. Perez congratulates everyone on making it through and then says, “On that note…whose hair is this?”
Probably Erica’s pubes.
BB says it’s Erica’s real hair because she felt it pull out and Perez thinks it’s weave. Esther says it’s real, trust her she knows lol.
Perez then announces that new episodes of Bad Girls Club will start airing in January and they are going back to Hollywood! Yay!
He then proclaims……………..
“I’m the baddest bitch in town.”
Over and out peeps until January!
Love and Smooches,
Cherie
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funny ass recap cant wait til jan to hear more
lol i think lea was trying to get in touch with her ghetto side when she said chug a duece but i think she meant chuck a duece. and even then she would have sounded super white because no black person says that anymore…it’s dueces.
meant deuces and ps the only girls i know who clap their hands to make every point are the girls who get their asses kicked when they actually do fight.
http://www.tengaged.com/game/20977
Season 6 preview;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heICLV9fLoU
forget that last link lol
In Cat’s defense, there may be some truth to the”Don’t mess with Philly” attitude since they did give Michael Vick a second chance and have been known to boo Santa Claus.
I have to chime in, as Philly sports fan…we did NOT boo Santa Claus. We booed a DRUNK dressed as Santa Claus being obnoxious in the stands.
omg I been wainting for this lmao I love your recaps I was really hoping you put the pic up of Erica getting snatched up by Erica LOL but I love your recaps and seee you in january
I meant oat snatching up Erica sorry
These twits have drained my ass. LOL seriously how fucking ridiculous can Lea be? Or Erica and her Bubble Butt? Sorry you guys had to wait so long and thanks for hanging in here with me. I hope you all have a great holiday season and I’ll see you in January………if not before.
I love you guys!!!!
Cherie, this recap was so hilarious that I laughed like I just saw this episode yesterday. You brought it all back with amazing humor and clarity. (the gift and the curse. Ha!) The I Love Lucy reference was spot on! or even better, Alice from the Honeymooners. I just needed Ralph to come in there and knock Lea’s ass to the moon.
Cat is spending $1200 on shoes? No wonder she couldn’t afford to post bail. I wonder how many exctasy pills she had to sell to buy her reunion outfit.
Morgan is…homeless? Coming to NY and changing her clothes in Penn Station before an appearance? I kinda believe it because she exited stage left way too quickly, all the fight drained out of her. Or maybe she went to the dressing room for a nap, so she can stay awake guarding her stuff in the bus station that night. If Dani was a true friend, she would have given her the address to the shelter. And a ride in her shopping cart.
Speaking of homeless, how broke down was that audience? Seriously, it looked like an AA meeting in a church basement. “Since you guys have all made it to 90 days, we have a treat for you! A panel of bitches hitting rockbottom.”
I agree that Morgan must be homeless, or her situation is less than ideal, because she would’ve fought Esther, Dani, and Erica more and stood her ground with rightful indignation. Morgan went out with a whimper, so I’m not so sure she would’ve been as dramatic a Bad Girl as you might think. Remember Kayla vs. Ashley at the Season 3 reunion? Or Flo vs. Kendra/Nat at Season 4? Morgan was a let-down and rightfully left after Episode 1.
Greet recap cherie and sorry for the late response, school obligations! Well I live in NYC and I have resource packets for all the resource shelters: Penn Station is NOT a place to live Morgan!!!! All I can say is that Lea looked like an idiot, sounded like an idiot, and ol’ Nat Chin’un i’d actually ROOT for to whup her ass. Chubbystix has some speed on her-maybe the lack of spooge from Adrian has resulted in less sleeping and more cardio?
All the rest arent worth mentioning–see ya in Jan!!!
LOLOL OMG Cherie…. The caption under Cat’s picture… I see what you did there!
Tee hee………. There are lots of “gossip” out there about Cat. I might have read some. I still like her more than Lea.
And dazzyfresh, I did notice that Erica moved fast as lightening, but I can too when I want to and I’m a circle with hair.
Love!!!!
a person who was at the reunion said it was very edited and that Morgan’s aunt died that’s why she was acting weird.
LOL @tnchick!! So accurate!!
LOVED the recap!!!! Anyone else laugh at Erica going solo and FAILING? I LOL’d when Cat had a fistfull of Erica’s hair.
It was completely obvious that Lea told Kayleigh to charge BB. “Kayleigh ‘No Balls’ McGee”
Lea can fall in a pit and die.
Again, I wish Morgan stayed, this season would’ve been kaboodles better. That shallow vagueness would’ve made great TV, she was indeed casting gold.
I too believed BB when she said she was sorry. But Lea doesn’t reslly deserve an apology from anyone. BB did act mature at the reunion.
Dani…why were you on the show. You didn’t even lift a finger when Erica got her shit handed to her.
Ashley was where she belonged, in the audience, if that.
Christina did stand on her own and I’m happy she got her hits in when Erica charged BB.
The previews from the next season seemed promising. I’ll tune in either way. Hopefully they’ll bring it better than these girls did.