Bad Girls Club: Witches, Bitches And Booze

Recaps

By Cherie | Monday, November 8, 2010 | 8:00 am | 44 Comments
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Ok, I think we all know now how much I hate when this show begins in the middle of the episode and then back tracks. Here’s the condensed version. The girls all went to Key West. Bleach Barbie got drunk as a sailor and by the time they got back to their rented beach house, BB was ready to fight Lea. And she did. And now…………….

11-4-2010 7-09-04 PM

HATE HATE HATE HATE!

Bleach Blondie arrives home with bangs and everyone ohhs and ahhhs over them. Didn’t she have bangs last week? Anyway the house is still a mess from Esther’s fit and Erica seems to be the only one doing any cleaning. Oh and Lea has decided that Lea is there for Lea and no one else.

Erica is sad that Esther is gone but feels that at least now they can enjoy the BGC without all the drama. LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The girls have all decided to go to Key West and have a blast. Yay.

In preparation for the trip, some girls are going tanning, and some to the salon. Lea wants to run things and tell everyone who should go where and when and with whom. BB balks at this so Lea decides she’s taking her own damn car and Erica goes with her.

11-4-2010 8-37-44 PMAww look now they are BFF’s!

In the car they joke back and forth and then Lea announces that she needs to get laid. This house has cursed her. No your face did that. She says she’s just going to use vibrators for the rest of her life and then maybe at 32 be artificially inseminated. Way too much info.

Erica is thrilled that BB and Lea seem to be on the outs because she thinks that BB is only hanging out with Lea because no one else will and no one else will have her back or even likes her.

11-4-2010 8-39-26 PMOh you mean like how you are sucking Lea’s tit right now?

Meanwhile the other three are eating and talking about…Lea. BB points out how Lea first hated her because she ran around naked all the time and now Lea is naked all the time.

By the way this is the first normal thing I’ve seen on this show. Ever.

11-4-2010 8-42-05 PMI’m surprised Paris Hilton doesn’t carry one in her purse.

Back to the ho’s at hand. Strawhead tells us she is confused. She wonders if BB is bitching about Lea just to see if she and Trigger will run and tattle or if there really is a split between the two. Try not to think too hard, your straw hair might catch on fire.

Uh oh  trouble back at the house. L-Warren has left Trigger a message saying that she is going to Vegas with some friends. Trigger calls her all pissed off and tells her if she goes to Vegas without her then she’s going to do whatever the hell she wants in Key West. (As if she wasn’t going to anyway) She thinks it’s bullshit that she gives her a promise ring and then takes off for Vegas without her.

11-4-2010 8-43-23 PMJust because I’m gonna fuck around doesn’t mean you can!

Time to leave for Key West! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! They are gonna have fun fun fun and no drama! And I’m a size 2.

In the limo ride everyone is all happy and looking forward to a wonderful fun filled weekend of love. Oh look there’s the rental house now.

11-4-2010 8-47-09 PMHow……..quaint.

They quickly find out that there is only a loft bedroom with 2 beds. For 5 people. Erica doesn’t care because there is a hot tub and a pool. She plans on having fun no matter what.

Oh and there is no air conditioning either. Just a box fan. Trigger is not pleased and throws her drink on a pillow on the floor.

11-4-2010 8-48-36 PMThe pillow was ugly anyway.

When Lea realizes someone “spilled” something Trigger claims it was an accident and Lea asks her to clean it up pronto because it’s dangerous. Next she’ll be telling them not to run with scissors. Trigger promises to clean it up…at some point. Meanwhile Lea and BB have words about it and the tension between the two is getting worse.

It doesn’t help when BB and Trigger start bonding in front of Lea as they are getting ready to go out. They each tell the other they respect each other and then this happens…

11-4-2010 8-50-01 PMThe winds of change they are a blowing!

Lea finds it ironic that Trigger and BB are bonding and now she thinks that BB is just fake. YOU ARE ALL FAKE!

Off they go. On one of those pedi-thingy’s. And apparently Sammy Hagar has fallen on hard times because he’s one of the dudes who rides those things and he even gives BB a kiss when she asks for one.

11-5-2010 5-06-45 AMShe should have asked for some of his tequila.

Finally they get to the restaurant and Bossy Lea just wants people to eat. Not drink. THAT’S AN ORDER!

11-5-2010 5-07-59 AMLea is gonna be pissed-oooooooo.

BB tells us that Lea is trying to bully the others into not drinking but, as she says, “We are Bad Girls. We drink a lot!.”

Lea keeps this shit up by telling Trigger she should drink some water. She also tells the waiter not to give certain people booze. Finally they finish eating and go bar hopping where I assume Lea thinks it’s ok to drink.

So far they are all drinking and Lea is bitching because she can’t seem to find any dick. BB is bitching because she is sick of Lea bossing everyone around.

11-5-2010 5-11-30 AMWhere is love?

Trigger tells us she understands why BB is sick of Lea. They are together everyday all day. Then BB starts chanting “chug chug chug”. They do and then Trigger tells BB she is so glad they became friends. Then a slightly drunk BB says this…

11-5-2010 5-12-38 AMBB sure is subtle.

BB decides more drinking is needed and cut to Lea who has this “I’ve never been inebriated in my life” look and so she decides that since Trigger and BB are so intoxicated she cannot stay at the same Monastery, I mean bar, and must move across the street to the Convent, I mean next bar. She takes Strawhead and Erica with her.

At Fat Tuesday’s Lea meets a squiggly looking dude named Austin. She asks him his nationality. OK people, asking “What’s your sign” was bad enough, how about “HI, I’m a drunken whore and you are?”  Ugh these stupid pick up/lame ass lines. Anyhoodles it turns out he’s WHITE. Like OMG! Ok he says he’s German but still. People are starting to act like dog shows. “And what are you?” I am a German Shepard.” Ha! “I am a Brussels Griffon so bite me.”

11-5-2010 5-14-23 AMWatch out Brad Pitt!

Lea and Austin flirt back and forth and at one point they seem cute and then I remember I hate Lea, especially when she tells Austin she is from Brazil like that automatically makes her hot. Sorry bitch. It doesn’t and you aren’t.

Oh hell back over at the club where BB is drunk off her ass she is screeching some shit to Trigger.

11-5-2010 5-15-49 AMYa know I’m bad, I’m bad ya know it shamon!

Back over at the other side Strawhead has found a dude.

11-5-2010 5-16-26 AMStrawhead’s dude.

Strawhead and Scott do a little kissy kissy. And then we are back to Lea and she is suddenly talking to Strawheads dude. Dude is telling her that there are a lot of bad girls in this world. Do tell. Dude asks Lea what her intentions are for his friend Austin and she says the absolute worst.

Back in Drunkville BB introduces herself as Chris to a dude named Mike who is buying she and Trigger drinks. BB is thinking maybe they shouldn’t hook up since they are both so drunk.

11-5-2010 5-18-35 AMI’m shdrunked, shhhhhhhhhhhh, don’t tells no body’s.

Trigger takes this time to announce she needs a hot girl. As Blitzed Barbie wanders off to find a lesbian and more booze, Trigger decides to go look for the other girls.

She finds them across the street. They all ask where BB is and Trigger says she’s with a guy. Oh no harm in that I’m sure. Leave your drunken “friend” with a stranger. No biggie. I could make a reference here but I won’t.

Anyway back in BB’s drunken haze of a world..

11-5-2010 5-20-49 AMUhhhh, she went to make a call, yeah, she’ll be right back.

Meanwhile Trigger has run into a dude who thinks he can turn her from lesbo to dicko. And she kisses him. After all, she is a bad girl.

 

Back at BB land.

11-5-2010 5-22-27 AMNo, not all right. If a girl can’t stand on her own she has no way of consenting. Run perv boy RUN!

Luckily she has enough sense to say no and he pats her ass a couple more times and says these sweet parting words….

11-5-2010 5-23-17 AMHonesty and perviness, two qualities I like in a man. Right before I run him over with my Range Rover.

The others are getting ready to leave but not before Lea gets some tongue from Austin. They pile into a cab and then wonder where BB is. Their concern is underwhelming.  Once home Trigger starts screaming because one of the other girls rips her thong off. Erica picks it up and asks the driver if her wants it. He declines.

Erica throws it into a bush and then they walk in and find this.

11-5-2010 5-25-59 AMShe’s so drunk her eyes won’t close.

Trigger kisses her and then BB starts bitching about how a stranger brought her home and Lea wasn’t there for her. Lea says she wasn’t hanging out with her. In the midst of this yapping BB sits up and screams “Fuck you!” Lea tells her she doesn’t understand her train of thought right now. They start arguing about who’s drunk or some shit and BB flips the table over.

11-5-2010 5-28-14 AMUh oh, she’s taking off her shoes. Gonna be a bitch fight!

BB keeps screaming “What did I say?” over and over and when Lea finally gets her shoes and rings off, she stands up in BB’s face. BB keeps saying “What did I just say?” Lea responds several times that she doesn’t know because she didn’t hear her lol.  And then WHAM!

11-5-2010 5-29-20 AMOh it’s on now.

Lea smacks her ass back and then starts punching her in the head and then in comes production.

11-7-2010 6-05-33 PMThey always send the little guy in first.

Lea keeps screaming about how she’s from Miami and she will fuck her ass up. As BB is holding her head they finally separate them and Lea yells “How bad did I get her?”

11-7-2010 6-08-02 PMDrunk Ass Barbie coming to a store near you.

Production leads BB outside and the rest of the twits are all in shock about what just happened. As Lea continues to yell about BB being a soft bitch they show a montage of better times cut in with the bitch fight.

Meanwhile outside BB sits her drunk ass on the curb and cries.

11-7-2010 6-09-17 PMOh pick your cooter off the curb and have some class.

Lea tells us that BB was only friends with her because she needed her protection. LOL. Ok BB hit YOU first dipshit and if she hadn’t have been so drunk she could probably whip your ass. Having said that, I can’t stand either of you.

As production is dragging BB to a car, Lea is dropping all of BB’s shit from the loft down to the floor. Erica begs her not to make a mess lol.

11-7-2010 6-10-55 PM“Don’t touch me, I’ll call the police!”

She seriously said that shit lol. BB, you don’t want him to call the police because Lea would have you arrested for assault. So get in the car. Meanwhile, Lea is still throwing BB’s shit from the loft and outside BB is screaming at passersby to call 911. Hang on I have to fall out laughing.

As BB is screaming “Get your hands off me” they finally shove her into a car and she keeps screaming and kicking and yelling “Help me.” LOL ya gotta love a drunken mess like that.

Back in the loft, Lea is still worked up and yelling about how BB is jealous of her because she has real tits, real hair, real skin…..uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, she needs to splain that one. Her point is she’s all real and she looks good. Yeah, not so much. Anyway she hit her so hard she busted her knuckle.

11-7-2010 6-12-45 PMDingbats usually do have hard ass heads.

Strawhead tells us that BB was bragging about destroying Kayleigh’s  camera when they were in Jamaica and then we see a bunch of shit thrown in the pool. Strawhead says karma is a bitch and what comes around goes around.

The next thing we know Erica is sucking up to Lea and praying to her like she’s a God. Hang on bitch, she’ll be on your pimply ass next.

11-7-2010 6-14-03 PMYes I will marry you!

Trigger says at the end of the day no one has your back and you can only watch out for yourself. I hate when one of these ho’s make sense.

11-7-2010 6-15-12 PMOk who the hell let Snooki in the house?

The next day Lea tells us she is so glad BB is gone and that the house is just so much lighter with her gone. They are going speed boating today. Yay.

11-7-2010 6-22-59 PMIf I was that speed boat, I’d sink myself.

And here’s their speed boat Captain now.

11-7-2010 6-23-44 PMLooks thrilled doesn’t he?

They hit the water and it isn’t 2 seconds before Lea is asking if he has a girlfriend. No, they just broke up. And her fav question of all time….”What’s your nationality?” I am so sick of this twit. From now on, whenever I am at Wal-Mart or any of the other glamorous places I go I am going to stop everyone and ask them their nationality.

His nationality by the way is Italian/Cuban. Lea speaks some language and he pretends to be impressed and then the beer funnels come out.

11-7-2010 6-25-10 PMWell that explains the potbellies.

The next thing you know the girls are in the water and some are topless.

11-7-2010 6-25-55 PMPut your tiny tits away before you scare small children.

Speaking of kids, the police boat people show up and tell Lea there are too many kids around and………..

11-7-2010 6-26-45 PMBut she’s from Miami BITCH!

Lea tells us the cops were just being pigs and since they are in Key West she could give a shit. But she put her tatas away.

All good things must come to an end and so the boat docks and lets the twits out. They go and get ready for tonight’s adventures. Trigger says she’s young and hot and gonna do whatever she wants. Ok.

First club they hit they start doing body shots off each other.

11-7-2010 6-28-41 PMGag a fucking maggot.

Strawhead tells us they are having lots of fun right now for two reasons, BB is gone and the body shots are kicking in.

Oh sheesh then Erica jumps up on the bar and shakes her ass which looks like several puppies fighting in a sack.

11-7-2010 6-29-58 PM

God I hope she washed that thang before flapping it around like that!

On to the next bar and like, OMG, guess who they find?

11-7-2010 6-30-53 PMGee I wonder what drama shall happen here?

At first Strawhead is dancing with Scott and he did buy her a drink but then things get a little mixed up. Well, fucked up.

Suddenly Lea is dancing with Scott.

11-7-2010 6-32-12 PMTongue dancing.

11-7-2010 6-35-45 PMGirl Code Violation.

Lea clearly knew that Strawhead was into this dude and “friends” don’t do that shit to friends.

And even though Strawhead is pissed she says nothing to Lea. She just says it’s shady to Erica and they call her the Ho of the house.

To make matters even more gross, this happens.

11-7-2010 6-39-15 PMYep, Trigger, Lea and Scott all kiss. The CDC would have a field day with those germs.

By the way a bit earlier the dude Austin also showed up but I think he saw the herpes on the wall and got the hell out of dodge.

Finally these twits decide to leave and Strawhead tells Erica in the limo that she should tell Lea she hooked up with Scott in the bathroom and see how that makes her feel? Uhh, Lea screwed 2 other girls, one on her period with the same dildo so I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t care. But I’d punch the shit out of her for breaking the girl code.

As Lea climbs into the limo, she makes a comment about how Strawhead made out with the same dude the night before. Like it’s funny and normal. Strawhead just says “IT’s fine.” Trigger tells us this is a perfect example of why Strawhead is NOT a Bad Girl.

Yet again once the limo arrives at the house we hear Trigger screaming because her thong is being ripped off. It’s a tradition now. Like Christmas, if Christmas consisted of STD’s, drunken whores and lots of screaming. Actually that kinda is Christmas at my relatives house.

11-7-2010 6-41-05 PMI bet Lea has thongs on her Christmas tree.

Once inside the house the girls to decide to go naked hot tubbing. Then they realize Strawhead is missing.

11-7-2010 6-43-09 PMYou know production is whacking it right now.

Inside they go to assault and strip Strawhead.

11-7-2010 6-44-00 PMShy lil’ things ain’t they?

They drag her naked downstairs to the tub where they naked bond and discuss small boobs, big boobs, fake boobs, boobs, boobs,booooooooooobs!

The next morning as everyone is sleeping guess who comes sneaking in.

11-7-2010 6-46-19 PMLea? Lea? I’ve come to grovel at your feet.

BB tells us that she never in a million years thought she would ever hit Lea and she’s there to say she is sorry. She calls out for Lea who immediately tells her to get the fuck out. BB says no she needs to talk to her.

Oh here we go, BB doesn’t remember getting into a fight with Lea. And she has a note and she is going to read it. She blithers on about how sorry she is and how she never would hurt her and blah blah blah weepy ass blah.

11-7-2010 6-47-35 PMI, (sob) love (sob) you. Can we have coffee (sob).

Lea tells us she doesn’t believe a word of BB’s bullshit. At first it looks like Lea is crying but after BB gets through with her sobby letter, Lea tells her she’s full of shit and needs to leave or she’s gonna throw a fan on her head.

11-7-2010 6-52-07 PMYou…must….love…meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

After one more plea Lea makes good on her promise and grabs the fan.

11-7-2010 6-49-43 PMI hope her weave is thick.

BB tells us that apparently she and Lea’s friendship wasn’t what she thought it was.

11-7-2010 6-51-15 PMCan I get a big “DUH!”

Finally she gets a clue and leaves while the girls upstairs laugh and make fun of her. Trigger tells us her apology letter should have read “I’m sorry I have a really lame left hook.”

Sad violin music plays as BB returns to the BGC house. She tells us she never though she was a bad girl but more of an independent girl Blah blah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh jeez she leaves Lea a card as she gets ready to leave. Montage as usual of her arrival and the highs and lows of her stay. Then she tells us she is and will always be the most powerful Bad Girl in the house. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don’t think so.

Oh hell more past footage.

11-7-2010 6-55-01 PMHey Bleach Barbie……DONE!

Until next time,

Love and Smooches,

Cherie

 

 

 

 

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44 Comments

  1. 1
    rubinia
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 9:34 am

    Did anyone else notice those nasty sores around Erica’s mouth?

    Also, I read that Kristen actually was drugged by that guy in the bar, which is why she was so nuts when the security people were trying to take her away. Totally glad they broke her camera, though.

  2. 2
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 9:34 am

    I wish Lea was just a little drunker and pushed that Key West cop to arrest her. I can only imagine how many drunken idiots like her he has to deal with on a daily basis. Hell, she probably wasn’t even the first topless Miami drunk he threatened that day.

    As bad as BB is she’s really just pathetic, but I think Lea buys the BS she’s selling.

  3. 3
    shayhere
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 10:28 am

    @rubinia- i know tv production crews arent usually allowed to step in but i HIGHLY doubt they would have allowed some random guy to drug one of the stars. if so how did they find out? wouldnt she have been hospitalized the next day? I just think kristen was her usual drunk self. she and trigger were drinking a LOT

  4. 4
    Tiredofthebandwagon
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 11:35 am

    I don’t think the production crew is with them at all times. I don’t know if anyone watch Real World Hollywood, but the night of Joeys freakout, he said he was high on cocaine. He did it when the cameras were not around at the bar.
    I imagine it is relatively easy for a guy to slip something in a girls drink without anyone noticing. According to Blondie’s blogs, the production crew did step in and get the guy away from her. They also took her to the hospital and thats when she found out she was drugged.

  5. 5
    Del
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Blondie said she was drugged with cpc I think it was.

  6. 6
    Sugarbearly There
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Wow, nice tips! I just got on BB’s twitter and it was pretty interesting. This might be a little repetitive of other comments now but she said that they took her to the hospital and she tested positive for PCP. She seemed pretty out of her mind drunk but I wouldn’t have guessed she was drugged. She also said the guy left bruises on her wrists from grabbing at her. And that they cast Lea for Love Games after she turned it down for another project. Riiiiiiight. I’m looking forward to Kristen and Morgan coming back this week. Finally, the question of how bad Morgan might have been will be answered! I hope they terrorize Lea. Bwahahaahahaaaa.

    Lea just sucks. I replayed her getting punched by Kristen, ohhhh, about 500x. I can’t wait for the reunion b/c I want her to be called out on how fake and stupid she is. “What’s your nationality?” Skunk-head bitch. GAH. I can’t stand her unhealthily tons. She sucks for breaking girl-code and Strawhead sucks worse for just sucking it up. Why is she there? Trigger’s right. Strawhead’s not a bad girl, no matter how much weak trash talking she does in her confessionals. Don’t talk about it, be about it!

    I’m going to be be sad once this std-fest is over. But not having to see Erica slap her big, bowling ball ass around anymore should ease the pain.

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    What is Strawhead’s point in being there?!?!? She doesn’t do anything. I want my Bad Girls to either be vain, crazy, slutty, or a fighter and she isn’t any of those.

    I hate Lea. She really thinks that she runs the house. I can’t wait to see what the girls have to say about that.

    Morgan and Kristen coming back should most definitely be fun times.

    I wonder how the girls feel that they left her and she was drugged, and that may have been why she was acting so out of her mind. As drunk as my friend was I would have never left her. I might have been mad at her, but I couldn’t have left my friend in that situation. I probably wouldn’t leave any woman in that shape. I am the girl in the bar who sees that drunk girl at the bar by herself because she’s lost her friends and she is being harassed by some creep. I will run the guy off and try to help her find her friends.

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    shayhere
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    oh wow. well thank goodness the crew stepped in at some point. I can’t stand the girl but wouldnt want anything bad to happen to her (except a good slapping from trigger during the food throwing incident ) . this is exactly why me and my girls stick by the rule “if we go to the club together, we leave together” . what am I saying? these girls don’t stick by rules codes or anything else moral

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    Cherie Cherie
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    The guy in the bar with BB was definitely a creep and I wouldn’t doubt it if he somehow managed to slip her something. However I have a feeling that the bruises on BB’s wrists were from fighting the crew when then they were trying to remove her. I don’t see BB putting up with Creepy Creepo hurting her when in a public place not to mention she punched Lea, fought the crew like hell. I think Creepy Creepo would have been a dead bastard if he had hurt her in the bar. Did you notice how he kept patting her ass though? Definitely fits the type to slip a girl a drug and BB did look more than just drunk.
    Lea was so proud of “beating BB down” that I really hope someone who’s not drunk off their ass pops her one. Then lets see how tough she is.

    @ Sugarbearly There -”But not having to see Erica slap her big, bowling ball ass around anymore should ease the pain.”
    I haven’t stopped laughing at that description yet.

    Love you guys!

  10. 10
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    @ rubina

    Yes I noticed Erica’s nasty ass sores. That girl is just nasty all around and I am used to her pimply face but that did not look like pimples. That girl has the look of the herps.

  11. 11
    ReiRay
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    I agree with some of the other commentors- Lea’s the worst. Such a leechy follower always and really very unfortunate looking to boot. It seems weird to me for someone who seems so proud of being “real” she demanded she couldn’t forgive Esther for calling her out on sleeping with a married guy- when she’s very openly sleeping with a married guy. I guess being held accountable isn’t a part of being “real.”

  12. 12
    Deja Johnson
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    First off, Lea gets NO POINTS for that fight. Blondie was overly shitfaced and likely drugged, she could barely stand up. I think that fight would’ve went differently if Kristen was sober. Kristen should’ve never apologized. I call bullshit on the producers for the situation bc Lea almost literally dropped a fan on Kristen and hit her repeatedly during the fight and no action was taken against her.

    For that sketchy scene at the bar. I do speculate that the crew told Trigger to leave so they could get a storyline. It is speculated that the guy did indeed slip Kristen something, but the show didn’t imply it bc the guy could sue for slander. ??? Idk, but I do believe Blondie was drugged. Hopefully our questions will be answered at the reunion.

    I didn’t know Erica could talk…strange.

    Lea is scum and I indeed think that she is the worst girl to ever be on the show. I can’t believe the other girls were praising her for that shit-tastic fight. (Please do a better job casting next season) And she was gloating like a moron. Where was all this when Esther stepped to you? You a clear chance to fight her and didn’t. In all honesty, Lea can suck an infected one… I’m really excited that Morgan is coming back and I hope the reunion serves up. I’m for anything where Lea gets owned.

    PS…Cat got arrested in case you didn’t know – http://perezhilton.com/2010-11-04-bad-girls-club-catya-washington-arrested-for-possession-of-drugs-and-weapons

  13. 13
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Deja I did NOT know that. LOLOLOL, too much class my ass. I try to stay away from the other sites and just recap the show as is but I love hearing all y’alls info after.

  14. 14
    Deja Johnson
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    @Cherie Yea, and its coming out that she was previously arrested for assaulting a woman with a chain! Geez…I wonder if she brawled with it at the reunion….lol

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    It said in the comments section of the Perez article that Cat was sent home from Jamaica for stabbing some guy with a fork. I wonder if there’s any truth to this. But it seems she does like assaulting people with whatever’s handy. i hope everything at the reunion is nailed down!

    Mon Cherie, I am finally caught up to speed! Between Housewives, Jersey Shore, Project Runway, and real life..I fell so far behind. But thanks to Hulu and insomnia, I’m back! And still in love with your recaps. (and the nickname, Trigger, gives me the gigglefits)

  16. 16
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted November 9, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    I don’t hate Lea, but watching her be a bobble head in the commercial for the reunion, as if she was going to attack someone.

    Also, isn’t Key West a huge gay tourist destination? So, why are they getting all hot and bothered about going somewhere where none of the guys are attracted to them?

    And, I’m assuming, that Kristen must have been drugged, or else the producers wouldn’t allow her to return and wreak havoc for the Season Finale (although it would be extremely boring watching Herpes, Lea, and the two newbies pack their suitcases.)

  17. 17
    Deja Johnson
    Posted November 9, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    Hopefully, the reunion will save this trainwreck of a season.

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 5:17 am

    Sigh…the finale was not all that great either.

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    Moli Moli
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 5:28 am

    Say it ain’t so@Classy

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 5:44 am

    @Moli, not to get into the show before the recap, but Lea spends about 10 minutes of the show talking about how boring the house is with out the crazies around.

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    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 7:23 am

    I think the following phrases have pretty much run their course in TV recaps and amongst commenters and maybe should be put out to pasture. Anybody agree?

    –Any cutesy version of “anyhow”: anyhoots, anyhoodle, etc.
    –The phrase “I love me some…”
    –Allusions to germs or communicable diseases, or CDC references made when slutty competitors kiss, touch, or share glasses on shows where we already know everyone is slutty. That joke’s just low hanging fruit at this point.
    –The phrase “It’s like a trainwreck, I just can’t look away.”
    –The response that “I just snorted [beverage] all over my keyboard.” (No, you didn’t. Your ass probably didn’t fall off the last time you ROTFLMAOed, either.
    –Opening recaps with long expositions of personal details and situations which might have led to the recaps quality, lateness, or incompleteness. My boss doesn’t care why shit is late or crappy, or the quality and amount of my menstrual flow, he just cares that it’s late or crappy, and why didn’t I plan better?

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 8:23 am

    @Notwithoutmytv, I so just spit tea all over my computer screen because I ROTFLMAOed. Anyhoots, I was late to work this morning because I went to this sorry ass concert last night and didn’t get home until midnight to which I then sat up and watched the finale of Bad Girls Club and watched the girls throw each others belongings into a cesspool of chlamydia or as they refer it “the pool”. Even the pool guy noticed they were nasty hoes that need to be check out by the CDC. I just can’t seem to look away from this trainwreck.

    Just funnin with ya! ;)

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    Moli Moli
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 10:37 am

    All of these girls are followers….period! I stood behind Trigger for a little while but goodness all these girls are DONE! Please if any of the reality TV gods are reading this please oh please retire the word DONE.@ Classy I just watched the show and era um *whispering* isn’t she a crazy? I really hope these girls read the recaps of their show, they need to understand that this isn’t normal behavior. I know many females that would be considered ‘Bad Girls’ and the crap these loser pull isn’t ‘bad’ its CRAZY. Why haven’t their loved ones had them committed or at least put on drugs……but only after the show airs and all spin offs shows. Nothing like trash TV

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    Cherie Cherie
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    @notwithoutmytv.. sheesh, your expectations of my recaps are just way too high. We are talking about drunken trashy whore bags here. If you wish to read Scientific America be my guest. Although I do think there are certain phrases that should be abolished from recapland sometimes we only have so much to work with here.I’m starting to think you don’t like me. Are you throwing me under the bus? I love me some notwithoutmytv. Anyhoodles I think I shall go cry myself to sleep now and Classy Drunk, I love you.
    I love all my readers even those who read me even though they seem to hate me (sniff sniff).
    From now on when I make up crazy ass phrases that make no sense, blame notwithoutmytv. She drove me to it.

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    Moli Moli
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    I LOVE MADE UP WORDS!!!!!! thanks notwithoutmytv

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Who in the hell gave Morgan multiple cans of spray paint?

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    @Derek..sigh, it was staged and anticlimatic. The trash the house, with washable spraypaint, nothing’s ruined, and they leave before the girls get there. (Even though the girls were all in the limo outside, being held there by production. I mean, who sits in a limo outside of their house? Even worse, who triple teams a horse? That’s worse than cowtipping. Get PETA on the phone!

  28. 28
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    I know it was bullshit, but I’m hoping the reunion will more than make up for it. I really didn’t understand how the show ended with all the girls just hitting each other…. what the fuck kinda ending was that?

    I’m really ready to see Kayleigh sock BB in the face, Lea go all bobble head and act like she’s tough, and Brandi to be all serious and get “awwwed” by the audience.

    I wonder if Erica and her supposed man will still be together, if Cat will be out of jail or whatever, if Danielle is still clean, if Trigger is still with her man L-Warren, if Morgan is still pretending she has a “modeling” career, and if Ashley put in her casting tape for the next season of Survivor.

    Finally, since Season 6 will air in January, I am hoping that Season 7 will be BGC: All Stars. :-)

  29. 29
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Oh, and Cherie, for those who hate your style, just tell them it’s the Cherie Show and you run the BGC recaps on TVGasm. :-)

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    Deja Johnson
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    I though we left that ‘jumping’ bulls***t back in S3?

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    Robin Robinez
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    Thanks for the re-cap Cherie. Loved it as I always do. I think you are right about BB getting her wrists bruised from the people trying to corral her. I think she was on something. Did you know that someone on a site has that guy’s screencap picture on it; with the caption “Watch out Key West” ?! I’ll try to find it for you. :-)

    Just going to throw something out there..when we comment, can we focus on the re-cap at hand without turning it into a recap about the next episode? Some folks aren’t in the USA and are a week behind. And some folks just don’t like spoilers. Just a suggestion.

    Robin

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    Cherie Cherie
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    Derek Hazelton I don’t know who you are but I love you. And I have to say sorry to Robinez.Sometimes we all get a little worked up about these crack whores and say shit and we forget others see it at a later date. Hey maybe it’s a disease we can sue someone for! Like PreCrackWhoredomInfo! I suffer from it. I wanna sue. Who’s with me?

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted November 11, 2010 at 2:51 am

    @ Cherie, I love you, too! I used to post under the name slutty_whore, but when TVG underwent their revamping, and you could post under your real name via Facebook connect, that’s what I did. LOL! I’ve been reading your recaps since the days of the Ambers!

    @ Robin, sorry for posting about Tuesday’s episode.

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    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted November 11, 2010 at 4:54 am

    @Derek, In Erica’s blog she says she is still with Adrian.

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    ectobaby
    Posted November 11, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    I think this show has finally lost it’s magic. I’m not interested in any of these bitches. Or any of the bitches that came before them. Bring back ex-porn bitches and big loud bitches and sociopathic bitches cause this shit is getting boring.

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    Robin Robinez
    Posted November 11, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    Cherie, Here is the pic that I was talking about. http://media8.dropshots.com/photos/761719/20101111/183704.jpg

    No problem folks. Spoilers happen. This time it made a difference because it was the finale and within hrs of airtime spoilers were posted.

    Robin

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted November 12, 2010 at 12:32 am

    It doesn’t seems as if anything was mentioned that wasn’t in the previews, which have been airing a full week before the finale. We’ve seen clips of Morgan and BB spray-painting the house, as well as those of the ladies fighting in the limo…all week. I’m not sure that counts as a spoiler.

  38. 38
    Robin Robinez
    Posted November 12, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    I will ask politely again. Please do not post spoilers.

    Robin

  39. 39
    Del
    Posted November 12, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    What sarcastire said isn’t a spoiler, it’s on the previews and it’s the same thing the other person posted.

  40. 40
    Robin Robinez
    Posted November 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    I never made any distinction who posted spoilers. I just simply asked, politely, that they not be posted. Also, I do not watch anything else on Oxygen. So I do not see any of the previews.

    Robin

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    Cherie Cherie
    Posted November 12, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Don’t make me pull this car over!!!

  42. 42
    Robin Robinez
    Posted November 13, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    I will politely ask that you don’t pull the car over.

    Robin

  43. 43
    Robin Robinez
    Posted November 13, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    oops..I html a wink..Lets try this :-)

  44. 44
    Jessica Mack
    Posted November 21, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Lea is my least favorite of the season, even ranking above the straight up boring girls, because even when she’s dramatic, it’s not entertaining. I hate that she gloats about winning a fight when a.) Kristin was completely out of it to begin with, b.) The producers stepped in before anyone could possibly “win.”

    I want to see Lea start a fight with someone who is her level of sober, and with no producers or other people around who are willing to hold her back so that she safely looks like she’s going hard on someone. I don’t think she would have the guts. She’s maybe a step above Ailea with her lunging at people when she’s getting held back, and only kicking people when they’re already down.

    Did these idiots not read the reactions to past seasons? Do they not know that nobody thinks they’re bad for ganging up on people and hurting people who are incapable of defending themselves? Obviously not.

    Lea, pick a fight with Tanisha and then I’ll agree that you’re tough.

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