Bad Girls Club:An Eye For An Eye

It’s an ugly morning at the BGC. Well actually every morning is an ugly morning at the BGC but this morning Angie is sporting a big ass scratch under her eye and the others are just plain ugly.

Damn. Just……….DAMN.

Angie gets us started by telling Shitty that last night her eye only had three lines under it and now it’s all swollen and puffy.  Angie tells us she has never been in a combat zone before. Bitch you ran your mouth and wanted to fight and you fought and got a scratch. Boo hoo. Someone get Walter Reid Hospital on the phone!!!

She tells us her face is really important to her. Then I suggest you stop throwing it at Bustass’s 6 inch fingernails. Dingbat.

Downstairs Bustass is celebrating her victory and the fact that she barely has a scratch at all.

It’s like Brett Michaels with a tan, only worse.

Don’t get me wrong. I like Bustass but damn girl, PUT YOUR MAKEUP ON!!!!

Bustass is upset because she thought Angie was cool and better than all that but now she knows she can’t trust her. Nasti calls Prissy and Morticia “follow the leader ass’s.”  This gives Psycho a chance to stir the pot. She tells them that the other girls were “sneak dissin” them.

The demons in her head are waking up!

She says they keep saying things like “I took a shower today” and other snide comments. I take it Psycho has a  hygiene  issue? Anyway, Bustass says they do it because they know she won’t do anything. HUH? Didn’t she pop Shitty in the face a couple of weeks ago? Nasti tells her she needs to stop letting them bitches talk to her that way.

Upstairs Prissy is telling Morticia how she sprayed Raid everywhere so there will be no more dead roaches in her bed. Think about that for a sec………. Does she think the roach tied a string around itself and hung itself from under her covers? How is killing the roaches going to keep the other twits from putting them in her bed???

That is Forrest Gump stupid right there.

She also tells us a dead roach in her bed will not break her. She thinks maybe Psycho did it but no one had the guts to admit it. She also feels like something bad is going to happen. Sigh. Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be daylight tomorrow  but I could be wrong. Dumb ass.

Psycho has an Arts and Crafts project going. As she told Nasti, she is drawing a dick and she is going to tape it to Prissy’s picture. After Prissy and Morticia leave, she does just that.

That would be much funnier if you could see the dick! Damn censorship!

Psycho says in confessional,”Prissy, the next time my name is in your mouth you better swallow it like you’re sucking some dick.” Eeeeeew.

Off in the car, Mort and Prissy think something is going on between Bustass and Nasti because they sleep in the same bed. Then Prissy announces that she has no problem committing murder but what’s the point, it will only hurt her. THEN I WOULD SAY THAT’S A PROBLEM YOU IDIOT. I’m really beginning to hate that girl.

Back at the house Prissy sees the dick taped to her mouth and yells, “Real cute losers!”  Stupid then tells us that if Psycho wants to pull stunts then, “You mess with the best you go down with the rest.”  Then she smiles like she just made her first poopie on the big girl toilet.I think I just snapped an optical nerve rolling my eyes.

Prissy does however go to Psycho and ask her if she did it and waves the paper at her. Psycho admits it and says she decided to give her a dick. Prissy says she has dick, much better dick than Psycho will ever have. Psycho just keeps laughing at her. Prissy tells her to stay away from her stuff and Psycho laughs and tells her  she will but the dicks won’t. Prissy snaps around and says “The dicks are in ya mouth where they like to stay.”

Uh oh. Psycho’s getting that evil gleam in her eyes.

Psycho tells us she’ll be glad when Prissy goes back to New York and that it’s time for someone to go home.

Later that night, Angie and Shitty are yapping. Shitty says it’s time for this shit to end. Angie says. “I  just hate having my stuff destructive wiff.” LOL. Shitty tells her she’ll get her hands dirty for her if she wants to play dirty. Angie says didn’t she see when she saw her bed “destructed” she snatched that bitch out of her(Bustass) bed. If you say so. She then decides that maybe Nasti was the one who did it and she should have snatched her out of her bed.

I would pay to see that.

Later Shitty calls for Angie and Angie goes to meet her outside. Shitty wants to get the bleach bottle out of Nasti’s room and she needs a lookout. Or for Angie to actually go get it while she hides. Shitty tells us that they are trying to piss off Nasti any way they can. Really? Then go get the bottle, go find Nasti and pour her bleach out in front of her. Pretty sure she’ll be pissed. Instead Shitty just pours it out into some bushes then gives it back to Angie. Then Angie tries refilling it with water but can’t get it under the faucet so she stuffs it in a basket.

G.U.M.P.

Downstairs Nasti, Psycho and Bustass are bored. Nasti decides to go use her teeth whitener. Psycho says to be sure to save some for Angie causing all of them to laugh hysterically. Nasti jumps up and down while cracking up and it sounded like thunder. Psycho says Angie doesn’t even smoke and her teeth look like that and when hers start looking like that she’s going to stop smoking cold turkey. Nasti keeps laughing while Bustass tries to demonstrate the state of Angie’s tooth color.

She’s ugly as a mud fence but she’s funny.

Nasti says that’s why she bought the tooth whitener. She has fears now and dreams about that and wakes up screaming nooooooooooooooo and brushes her teeth. Damn I haven’t noticed Angie having yellow teeth, then again my tv is a piece of shit but it still works. I stayed married to my ex for way too long for that very reason.

Meanwhile, upstairs we have this………..

Uh put them in her eyes?

Love?

And that.

Angie asks Shitty if it’s going to burn or what? It turned the shit blue is what Shitty says. She tells us that Nasti wants to call them fake and her eyes are fake so she was going to play with her fake side. The very next thing she says is “Should we go rinse that out with water?” Way to stick to your guns Miss All Talk. Angie wants to know why and Shitty says she doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s eyes. So then the point of this stunt was what??? Angie tells her she will see the blue and not put them in and Shitty says if she goes blind she’ll feel bad. No you will feel handcuffs because you will be going to jail. She grabs them rinses them out and then goes and hides in her room again.

Shitty then tells us in confessional that Nasti wants to play games and mess with their stuff so now she’s messing with her stuff, game on. What? She went and undid what she did. Delusion is rampant in the BGC this week.

Later Nasti is looking for her bleach. Psycho looks in the laundry room. Nasti yells out that whoever touched her shit better come off that shit right now because she ain’t playing these childish games! She doesn’t care who did it, “everybody gonna get retaliated on.” Morticia yells back she knows not of what she speaks.

Morticia tells us that Nasti’s reaction to her 99 cent bleach is typical hood rat behavior. That she’s pissed that she doesn’t have the 99 cents so she can buy a cheese burger.

Well Mort, some of us need more to survive on than hobo’s blood and babies tears.

Oh hell, Bustass yells out for Nasti because she looked in the basket and found her almost empty bleach bottle. They go and check their clothes and find nothing bleached. Nasti starts yelling to the others that if they want to play games she’ll play. If they feel froggy LEAP cause she catches frogs all day. She tells them to keep acting like they are asleep she knows they hear her big ass voice. She tells them someone better replace her bottle or she will bleach their clothes. She keeps on and on and says she’s not playing “It’s gonna be hurricane Katrina up in this bitch.”

By this time Nasti is laying in bed and Angie is awake and hearing her and she says something about she loves how Nasti wants to talk shit and she don’t even know who took her bleach. With that Nasti jumps out of bed and runs to Angies room and screeches shit back at her.

I didn’t do anything! Me either! Yes you did! No YOU did!

Angie tells Nasti she doesn’t know who took her bleach just like she doesn’t know who messed up her bed. Back and forth. Nobody will admit to anything. Nasti tells Angie it was one of them, Shitty or Angie who did it and they better replace it or there  will be consequences. Angie yells back, “Yeah that’s why you walked away!”

Back in her room Nasti says Angie did it and that’s why she’s running her mouth. Angie is all, “Oh really?” Yeah it kinda looks that way. You may not have poured it out but you stole it and then tried to fill it with water and then hid the bottle.

Shitty tells us that she’ll take the rap for all of it because she’s strong like that y’all. She goes into Nasti’s room and asks her if she needs to ask her something……seriously???? Getting a little tired of retyping the same shit over and over! You know what the fucking question is!

Shitty finally tells her she took the bleach and she did it because she doesn’t know who fucked with her bed. She tells us that she’s not stupid. She knows that bleach can mess up everything she has worked so hard for and brought there and she’s not going to let her have it.

Nasti tries to say that she doesn’t know who fucked up her bed so she had no right to target Nasti’s bleach. Shitty tells her she believes that Nasti did it and now she wants to know who fucked up her bed. Nasti says, “You’ll never know.”

Well that hardly seems fair.

Way to go Shitty. You ratted yourself out and got nothing in return. I don’t know which one I want to slap more.

Another day comes and Angie and Shitty hop in the car to go…somewhere. Shitty tells Angie she is not going to admit to what she did to Nasti’s contacts because even after admitting what she did with Nasti’s bleach, Nasti refused to admit she fucked her bed up.

Apparently they were going here……….

What the fuck is a beer garden?

Later back at the house Nasti has noticed her contacts have been moved. She asks Bustass if she moved them and she says no. Now Nasti is getting heated because these are special order colored contacts. It seems Nasti smelled her contacts and noticed an odd odor. Psycho is actually shocked and says they have gone way too far. Nasti starts yelling about how she needs to call her Daddy for bail money cause she’s about to kill someone. She runs and asks Angie if she put anything in her contacts. No. She then asks Shitty and she says “I am not that childish.”

Nasti is completely losing it and screaming that they want to hurt her physically and she’s done! Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Seriously she’s making noises like a cow in labor.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!

As Nasti stomps around screaming, Psycho tells her that they could have blinded her. Nasti says “That was some childish shit.” Psycho tells her it was not only childish but a “criminal defense.” Hahahahaha! Then Psycho says it was “attempted homicide.” LOLOLOL! Ok I’ll agree with the blind shit and when she meant to say CRIMINAL OFFENSE, but attempted homicide is bit of a reach. Then again what if she had some kind of chemical reaction and it went to her brain and splat! First dead Bad Girl in BGC history.

Nasti is screaming so much she is losing her voice and Shitty just keeps denying it. Bustass goes downstairs and asks her about herself.

I know nothing!

Upstairs Nasti is still yelling about how none of them are woman enough to confront her cause she will “whoop a bitch ass.” So far you haven’t.

Nasti moves on to Morticia and Prissy and asks them. Morticia tells her not to even ask. Nasti asks again and Mort and Prissy deny it. Then Morticia tells us that Nasti is such a hypocrite  because she’s the one who does stuff to peoples beds and then won’t admit to it. She has a point but I hate her so who cares.

Later Prissy is yapping on the phone with a friend while Psycho is trying to sleep and she wakes Psycho up. She yells at her to shut up! Prissy is all “WHAT?” Prissy gets off the phone and starts talking about people getting tough all of the sudden while Psycho mocks her voice. Prissy calls her a sick bitch and tells her to tell her to shut up to her face. This gets Psycho’s attention. She tells Prissy she would be someone who would do her laundry in real life.

Prissy announces again that she has no problem murdering someone and that Psycho is not human. Morticia says she thinks she’s the anti-Christ. She should know.

Mort, Shitty,Angie and Prissy get ready and head out for the night. The whole time in the car all they talk about is Psycho getting balls all the sudden and Nasti accusing them of being fake.

Back at the house Nasti is online looking at her contacts. She can’t get those until she goes to her doctor because they are a special blend.

Looks totally natural.

Nasti and Psycho discuss who they think did it and Nasti thinks it had to be Mort or Prissy and Psycho thinks it was Prissy because she’s actually crazy and would do something like that. Nasti asks her why she acts like she’s scared of these bitches and she says she isn’t but she’s about to lose it and when she does she knows she’ll get sent home. Nasti then calls them “goofy ass bitches.”

Oh jeez, back at the hen’s table they are talking about….who did what and what will they do and what they then will do to retaliate and blech!

Back at the house Shitty and Angie are piled up in bed and Psycho walks by. Shitty asks her what was the dirty look for and Psycho says not to you. They start name calling and Prissy is on the phone again and she yells “Shut the fuck up!” Psycho tells her to shut up and Prissy calls her a freak and an ugly ass ho. Psycho calls her an illiterate ass bitch. Prissy yells, “Get a tit job you dirty motherfucker.” And the person on the phone with Prissy tells her to “Rip her ass apart!”

Someone please do something.

Prissy is all in Psycho’s face screaming that she will fuck her up and knock her out and Psycho is smiling and says “Do it! Do it!” Prissy keeps bumping her chest and screeching. She tells Psycho if she hits her she’s going through the fucking wall. And she walks away.

They are in separate rooms but still yelling back and forth. Prissy comes into the room to get in Psycho’s face only now she has Morticia with her. Prissy just keeps yelling “What what what? Then at some point she shoves Psycho hard.

Take both their heads and bang them together.

Suddenly everyone is in the room and people are pairing off to scream shit at each other.Somehow it still ends up like this…

Two against one, that’s always fair.

Nasti jumps in front of Mort and asks wtf? Nasti tells her if she wants to fight they will fight one on one don’t jump nobody. Damn. She actually stood up for Psycho. Finally security arrives and makes one group go upstairs while the other is held back downstairs. Prissy breaks loose and tries to get up the stairs after Psycho.

Put that bitch in a cage.

Psycho is upstairs laughing and mocking Prissy again and saysing, “Don’t fuck with me when Shelly and Morticia are here!” Shelly suddenly decides, after she gets into the safety of her room to start yelling shit.

You are an embarrassment to women in general.

Seriously she’s huge and she acts like she is scared shitless while tiny Psycho is rattling everyone’s cages. Shitty yells that she’s just jealous because she has someone and she’s a dirty ass ho. Who was even talking to her? Prissy throws shit around in the makeup room while Psycho continues to make fun of Prissy and how she says “Yous twos.” LOL. I’m back to loving that little nutcracker again.

I’m not afraid of yous twos!

By the way one of the security people, or producers is a female. Never seen anyone from production actually come out. With 3 or more security people surrounding her, Prissy yells, “I’ll put a dirty tampon in your mouth.” Classy.

Prissy is screaming that Psycho’s breath, cunt and life stinks. Psycho is yelling that Prissy will never get any dick, not in this house or that house or any house.

In confessional Psycho says she has put her plan into motion. Her face looks really weird and swollen.

While finally trying to drag Prissy’s ass away she yells for Psycho to spray some Raid into her eyes “Cause the roaches is coming! The roaches is coming!”

As Angie is going down the stairs she mumbles, “Hatin’ ass cause you wish you looked like me bitch.” What? She wasn’t even involved in the shit.

Upstairs Nasti is pissed because they said to stop fighting Psycho’s battles and she says she wasn’t and then she does this.

And…………….I’m blind.

The next morning the dingbats return and revel in what they think is their glory. Prissy says someone is going to call the Humane Society on her for like, abusing animals. That’s not why they’d call you rabid twit.

Nasti, Bustass and Psycho head out to the beaty supply store to try and find Nasti some colored contacts. When they get back home they yell “Honey I’m home.” The others say nothing. Nasti tries on her new contacts and they just make her eyes look darker. She’s pissed.

Shitty, Mort, Angie and Prissy are going out to get away from all this negative energy lol. Meanwhile one of Bustass’s friends comes over.

Run little girl! Run!!!

They head out to Bourbon Heat. In the car they catch Amber up on what’s been going on in the house and why Bustass and Angie don’t get along anymore. All the Bad Girls are at the same club and Angie tells us she misses Bustass and feels like they need to talk it out.

Once back at the house they actually do that very thing, with the help from Psycho. She says she hates to see friendships end like that. Bustass melts and tells everyone to give her a hug and she and Angie hug. I’m not sure how I feel about this turn of events.

Another day arrives and Bustass, Psycho and Nasti head off somewhere. In the car Psycho says someone needs to go home and she has a plan. She wants Prissy to go home and she’s thinking milk and cereal. Nasti asks her, “What did we tell you about planning?” Psycho assures her that she will do this. She’s gonna walk up to her and ask if she’s hungry and then splat! Bustass and Nasti start talking about how they would crack the fuck up and then Nasti bets Psycho $20 to do it.

Later Mort, Prissy, Angie and Shitty are outside and Mort is yacking about how this is nothing for her she runs into bitches like those on a regular. Then she says, “Like y’all want to be me 150%.”

Just like you want to be Kim Kardasian.

Angie meanwhile is staring at a spider and talking about hating bugs. She is clearly trying to stay out of the convo.

Bustass, Nasti and Psycho go out to a club to get drunk and be happy. Psycho tells us she is tired of doing that and then coming home and seeing their faces.

Once back at home Psycho start calling for Prissy and saying some drama is about to happen. Prissy appears to be asleep. Psycho keeps yelling for her to wake up. She yells “I feel like some cereal tonight.” She goes into the kitchen and pours milk and cereal into a pan. She goes upstairs and says, “Hey Prissy are you hungry? And……………..

Before.

During.

After.

Way freakin’ after.

What the hell kind of drugs is that girl on? She made some little noise and her hand moved and that’s all. Psycho laughs and goes downstairs to eat. Bustass can’t believe nothing has happened yet.

Psycho starts screaming again for Prissy to wake up and she goes upstairs and outside and knocks on her windows and tells her she served her breakfast in bed. Then starts yelling “I woke yous up!” Finally she comes staggering out.

It’s about damn time.

She calls Psycho a fake ass bitch and the shit hits the fan.

Where is Prissy’s foot?

I think I know why Psycho’s face looked swollen in her confessional.

Psycho is getting some punches in but being on the floor is not helping and Prissy is pounding her repeatedly. Psycho doesn’t give up and keeps throwing punches and finally gets her foot in the right direction to kick Prissy in the neck or head, not sure.

Someone has to go home now right?

Looks like next week is going to be ten times what happened tonight. Until then,

Love and Smooches,

Cherie