Bad Girls Club:Classy Bitches


By Cherie | | 7:00 am | 33 Comments

11-10-2010 7-37-34 AM

Ain’t love grand?

Lea and the twits return home and although Lea expects to find all her nasty shit shredded all she finds is this lovely greeting card. Lea doesn’t read it. Erica tells us she wishes BB had hit her because she would have gotten more punches in. Really? You are just now learning to speak herp lips.

As Trigger stuffs her face, she and Lea talk about how boring it is. Lea runs down the list of girls gone by and takes credit for ousting just about each one of them.Morgan, Kayleigh, Esther, and BB.

She tells us she is the baddest bitch in the house and when someone gets in her face she asks them what they want to do about it and it’s always nothing. Uhhh, excuse me Dingbat but I do believe that someone who was so drunk she probably saw two of your ugly asses whacked you quite proper in the jaw last week. I hate siding with BB which is why I am not but Miss Thang over here needs an ego check. Tanisha style.

Of course Trigger goes straight to Strawhead and tells her that Lea is taking credit for ousting most of the girls. Strawhead tells us that’s crap. Then Trigger tells her that after that big fight when BB and Lea started being nice to her she decided to “keep her friends close and her enemies closer.” She needs to keeps her mouth shut around this one.

11-10-2010 7-41-00 AMInfo to be used at a later date.

The next day Lea gets a head start on boozing it up and Trigger joins her. Lea tells us that now that the house is almost empty, she kinda misses the train wrecks.

11-15-2010 5-34-38 PMGo look in the mirror skank.

Trigger joins her and the next thing ya know the twits are playing Truth or Dare. Ooohh I wonder what’s gonna happen next?

Lea rolls the dice and chooses Dare. And Erica’s dare is….play the rest of the game naked! Shocker!

11-14-2010 12-39-35 PMIf you can cover BOTH BOOBS with one hand, you are a boy.

Strawhead tells us that the house is now carefree and their are no issues. Ok this is gonna be a short recap. They continue the game and next Erica is naked.Oh joy. The dares go on and on and soon they are making out with each other. In other words business as usual.

11-14-2010 12-41-40 PMErica better watch it lest Trigger mistake her hair for hay.

Finally it’s over and Adrian and Erica go out for a dinner date because he is leaving on business for the next week. They have a deep conversation about Erica wanting to go back home and work and go to school and act her age. In other words Adrian, she wants to get married.

11-14-2010 12-44-54 PMBreak the glass and slit your wrists now dude.

Oh sheesh kill me now. They talk about their learning experiences and blah blah blah. Erica says she was told by friends that they hoped she came out to Miami and fell in love and she figured she’d come out their and fall into jail. I’m going to fall asleep.

Lovey dovey music plays as these two walk on the beach. Erica tells us she has fallen in “like” with Adrian.  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Back at the house Lea, who I assume is drunk, is out on the dock talking to herself. She wonders if she is the only interesting thing in the house. She answers herself that yes indeed she is and she is bored. What to do?

Well first she takes her shirt off. Then she attacks a defenseless plant and starts throwing shit all over the place and grunting like a mule. She smashes the phone and all the while everyone is ignoring her. Since no one is paying her any attention she confronts them directly. She tells Stawhead she is boring and does nothing. Same thing to Erica as Trigger just giggles.

Erica tells us that just because she doesn’t fuck her roommate and her friend in the shower and runs around screaming at people that she is boring. She said some other shit but it’s to boring to type.

Then Lea turns to Trigger and basically tells her she is boring too. Lea tells us that she is “Calling these girls out” and no one will do shit about it. That’s because they are too busy laughing at your stupid ass. She continues to tear the house apart as the others continue to laugh.

11-14-2010 12-50-34 PMBad Girls are destructive.

Later, Lea is still bored but apparently over her tantrum. Erica is all excited because they are going to a strip club. Oh wait Lea and Trigger are going to get sushi instead so it will just be Strawhead and Erica at the sweaty balls club.

Erica tells us that technically neither one of them like dick anyway so who cares. Lea just keeps yapping about not wanting to go to a club where all the men are gay. Trigger agrees.

In the car Trigger sucks up to Lea and tells her how funny it was when she called Erica and Strawhead boring. Hey stupid, she called you boring too. Trigger tells  Lea that she is one of her favorite people in the house. Lea says she loves her too. Then they bond over the fact that they are both psychos. Finally we agree on something.

Meanwhile in the limo, Erica and Strawhead congratulate themselves on being able to play both sides and survive the BGC. Sleeping all the time is a survival tactic? Strawhead tells us that she has had it though and is tired of dealing with peoples bullshit. With three days left to go in the house.

At the sushi place Trigger and Lea discuss Erica and Strawhead. Or rather they talk shit about them.

11-14-2010 12-56-10 PMSheesh, not even candle light can soften that gator skin.

Trigger claims the other two are not Bad Girls because they never stand up for themselves. Then we are treated to a scene from the confessional where church music is playing and Trigger and Lea are praying for Erica and Strawhead.

Meanwhile Erica and Strawhead are over at the strip club having fun.

11-14-2010 12-57-31 PMSweaty and stinky. Next question.

Apparently Adrian is a photographer and he has photographed these dudes. Erica says she told him if he ever became “one of those dudes” he was cut.

Back to the BGC we go. Lea is packing and whining. Trigger is laying down and whining. They are both ready to go home. I am so ready to not be seeing them anymore. Lea tells Trigger she has definitely left her mark on the house. Much more so than Strawhead. Then Lea says that being there has given her a reality check and that not only is she a bad bitch, but she’s the baddest bitch and psycho. I agree with one of those.

Back to the other two twits who are now drunk and in a limo on the way home. Strawhead is mumbling some shit about how they are boring because they don’t fight over bullshit. Erica is sloshed and also yapping about Trigger turning into a follower. They decide that when they get home they are going to be loud and start some shit. Finally.

When they get home they come in staggering and screaming and giggling. Erica calls out for Lee Lee. Lee Lee is all “What?” Erica yells that Trigger is a follower. Trigger tells us she thinks it’s funny that Erica is all of the sudden trying to act like a Bad Girl. I blame the fumes from the nasty balls myself.

Erica says some shit about how Trigger bows down to Lea but she doesn’t and Trigger comes running at Erica and they are all in each others faces.

11-14-2010 1-01-45 PMWeren’t they just tonguing each other this morning?

Trigger claims she is the realist bitch in the house. Erica asks her what she’s gonna do and then says “NOTHING!”  Erica shoves away from Trigger and Trigger tells us that she is not a follower and has stood on her own this entire time. She has a point. But I still don’t like her.

Trigger heads to her room where Strawhead is. Strawhead tells her that she looks at her in a totally different way now. That before she didn’t want to go to eat with Lea she was going to go with them to the strip club and then she started following Lea. Trigger remarks how nobody ever says anything to her unless they are drunk. Strawhead says “Bitch I ain’t even drunk.”

Trigger stomps across the room and reminds Strawhead of when she wanted to go out with them but Lea talked them into sneaking away without her.

11-14-2010 1-03-38 PMI believe I can fly………….

Strawhead runs up to Trigger and now only dogs can understand what the fuck they are saying except for the occasional bitch, Lea, follower.

Meanwhile Lea is sitting downstairs acting like she has no clue what’s happening and is quite distressed. SERIOUSLY? All she has been doing is bitching about being bored and now something starts happening and she’s all confused. Ugh.

The next thing ya know Strawhead is throwing all of Triggers shit over the upstairs balcony. Trigger in turn starts throwing Strawheads shit.

11-14-2010 1-04-52 PMA Bad Girls tradition. Lame.

Hahahahahaha, even though Strawhead is tossing Triggers shit she loses her mind when Trigger returns the favor and starts grabbing at her. Trigger wins this one and tosses her suitcase down the stairs. Strawhead tells her to go to Lea she is waiting. “Your pimp is waiting.”

11-14-2010 1-06-02 PMOh look they are playing Tug of Whore.

Trigger keeps yelling about being her own person so Erica jumps in and yells that she is a follower and then Lea comes in and leads Trigger away. As Trigger is going down the stairs she yells to Erica something about her making a cameo appearance. LOL. Good one.

11-14-2010 1-07-10 PMAt least you aren’t bored anymore.

 

Erica loses her shit and runs down the stairs and she tells us that she has been there the whole time and Trigger has only been there a couple of weeks. Erica runs right up to Trigger and calls her a fucking bitch and then SPITS in her face.

11-14-2010 1-08-03 PMI would have to kill her.

Trigger spits right back on her as I am gagging. Holy shit Erica reaches forward and pulls on Triggers eyelashes lol. Ouch. There’s a bunch of fuck you’s and Lea is still standing around pretending to be upset.

11-14-2010 1-12-23 PMWould the baddest bitch in the house like a pacifier?

Funny. Lea acts all upset during all of this but when in confessional she tells us Erica is finally coming out of her shell and she is proud of her. That girl is a fucking whacko.

Now Erica grabs Lea’s suitcase and runs outside and throws it in the fountain.

11-14-2010 1-10-25 PMThat’s one way to wash clothes.

Not to be out done, Strawhead grabs a bunch of Trigger’s things and throws them in the bay. Erica and Trigger keep yelling at each other and then we see Erica throwing Trigger’s shit into the pool as Lea looks on. How much shit does this girl have? Lea tells Erica it’s over, to stop. Erica says she thinks Lea is just trying to be nice to Trigger and she doesn’t know why.

Trigger tells us that she is being tag teamed and any other girl would crumble and go home. Then she takes someones suitcase and throws it in the fountain. That’s already been done dingbat, it’s time to set some peoples shit on fire. Not that I am endorsing that. Tvgasm cares. (Yes I watch Craig Ferguson)

Erica tells Strawhead to go check her shit and when she realizes what Trigger has done promptly loses it. She gets up in Trigger’s face and Trigger tells her that she did it to her and Strawhead says that she did it in front of her and apparently that makes a big diff.

11-14-2010 1-14-16 PMDoes no one believe in personal freakin’ space anymore?

Now Trigger is calling Strawhead a follower and Stawhead stomps outside. She rambles on about whack ass Trigger putting her shit in the fountain.

11-14-2010 1-13-23 PMThose poor snakes are gonna need Prozac.

Back in each others faces Strawhead warns us that she’s about to hit this bitch. And she keeps titty bumping her. She kind of shoves her and moves to leave and Trigger sort of shoves back and then all hell breaks lose.

11-14-2010 1-15-06 PMWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……….

And in comes production as Erica and Trigger keep yelling.

11-14-2010 1-15-50 PMAt least they didn’t send in the scrawny white dude.

Some have mentioned on here that BB was drugged by a dude at the bar last week. I’m starting to think the “dude” works for the show because this random “I’ve lost my shit” routine seems to keep happening. That or it could be the gallons of booze they suck down.

As Strawhead is being carted to a hotel, Trigger tells us she is so lucky she isn’t there in the house. Why? She just was and you barely fought back. News flash. ALL OF YOU BITCHES ARE LAME!

As Erica and Lea pull clothes out of the fountain, sad music plays and then they show a montage of what used to be a house.

11-14-2010 1-17-04 PM

11-14-2010 1-17-47 PM

Note to self. Never ever rent out home to the BGC.

 

Morning comes and the pool guys are hard at work.

11-14-2010 1-18-37 PM11-14-2010 1-19-26 PMAnd you never will.

11-14-2010 1-20-12 PM11-14-2010 1-20-55 PMI would triple that recipe.

In the house Erica and Lea are cleaning and Lea is talking about how the house needs to be condemned. Then she says that she went off on everyone and then Erica and Strawhead came home and she just didn’t know what was going on. Bet she has that feeling a lot.

Erica tells her they jumped on Trigger because she was sucking up to Lea after Lea tried to get her out of the house. Lea says that Trigger is just so nice to her and Erica tells her that she’s doing that to keep Lea from continuing to hate on her. She then warns her not to get “sucked into her web.”

Lea tells us it’s not that she loves or hates Erica it’s just that she knows what it’s like to be there from day one. And Trigger is so nice. Yeah we get it. Erica says she thinks Strawhead has been wanting to speak her mind for some time now and now she has. She says “they” can squash it out, she’s washing her hands of it. At least she washes something.

Strawhead returns home and she thanks Erica and Lea for getting her stuff out of the fountain. Then they have a group hug.

11-14-2010 1-24-09 PMI can’t keep track of who hates who anymore.

Erica, Strawhead and Lea go out for lunch and congratulate themselves on making it to the end. trigger is at home sleeping. They spend the rest of the time with Erica and Strawhead bashing Trigger. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Uh oh. Ominous music plays as night falls and lightening starts.

11-14-2010 1-28-29 PMOMG! Who could be in that car?

As the lightening pops all around we see two shadowy figures entering a restaurant. WHO IS IT I AM BEGGING!!!!

11-14-2010 1-30-58 PMTHE HORROR!

Oh wait it’s just Snorgan and Bleach Barbie. Snorgan toasts BB and says thanks for finding her and BB’s toast is ” Cheers to the prettiest and baddest girls.” What happened to “DONE!” Suddenly they are BFF’s?

Snorgan tells her she has just gotten back from Vegas and BB then says she is sorry about what happened with the girls at the house. Pardon? Wasn’t she the ring leader of all that shit. Nevermind, that was Kayleigh. I can’t tell these skanks apart sometimes.

11-14-2010 1-34-05 PMWTF is wrong with her face?

They discuss why BB was booted and then Snorgan talks about how she wishes she had been more herself during her 4 whole days there. BB claims that she was so mad when they put all of Snorgan’s things outside. They decide they should go to the house and fuck it up. Snorgan wants to fuck up all their shit and show them what bad is. Oh and paybacks a bitch.

Back at the house the others are getting ready for a night out. Strawhead is talking about how she is genuinely a nice person but blah blah blah. Lea opines that it just shouldn’t have gone that far. Trigger can hear Strawhead talking and mumbles some shit back and I cannot understand what she said. Strawhead keeps yacking and she tells Trigger she doesn’t want to hear anything she has to say.

As they are leaving the house Lea tells us that it’s their last night in the BGC and she just knows something is going to happen. Yeah I assume so since it’s the finale.

Trigger tells us this is the calm before the storm and she’s ready for whatever they want to throw at her.

The girls get to Mia and start drinking and dancing while Snorgan and BB arrive at the house to see this.

 

11-14-2010 1-43-04 PMIf they really want to fuck them up, clean the place up.

Snorgan is shocked at the place and says she cannot see how people could live like that. BB says they came to fuck things up but she doesn’t think they could be fucked up more. Snorgan relives beeing dragged down the stairs.

At the club Trigger walks away and Erica says this.

11-14-2010 1-44-55 PMI smell trouble.

Lea asks what Trigger has been saying and Erica says she doesn’t know, Strawhead does. So Lea asks Strawhead.

11-14-2010 1-46-25 PMYeah wouldn’t want to miss those last 12 hours.

Back at the house Snorgan and BB talk about how Lea is a baby because BB wasn’t in her right mind and she apologized after. They are also doing shots while talking.

11-14-2010 1-47-35 PMYellow is definitely not a good look for BB.

Back at the club Trigger has made a friend and is telling her all her troubles and about how she is the realist bitch in the house.

11-14-2010 1-48-17 PMThat’s just sad. And by sad I mean funny.

Meanwhile the girls have noticed Trigger talking to the waitress. Lea declares that everything she has ever said about anyone she has said to their face and wants to know what Trigger has been saying about her.

So Strawhead takes this opportunity to use the information Trigger gave her earlier.

11-14-2010 1-50-37 PMUh oh.

Lea tells us she is absolutely livid at this info. Lea and Erica and Strawhead go out to the limo and Strawhead gets Erica up to date about what was said and why Lea is so pissed. As Trigger steps into the limo, Lea says “People walk around acting like it’s all good, and it’s not.” and she looks straight at Trigger.

Lea asks Trigger what she said to Strawhead about her. Trigger denies saying anything. Lea calls bullshit. Trigger tells us it’s obvious that Lea is now following Strawhead and Erica and she likes the odds of three against one.

Trigger doesn’t deny saying it but says it was weeks ago. Lea declares Trigger is not sleeping in her room and starts screaming at her to shut the fuck up.Lea and Trigger are grabbing at each other and in each others faces but then Lea sits back and tries to calm down.

Strawhead is stirring the pot and Trigger just jeeps saying it was weeks ago. Strawhead tells us that Trigger is “two faceded”. Now Strawhead and Trigger are yelling back and forth.  Then Strawhead asks Trigger “Why are you a Bad Girl? Because you cheated on your whack ass girlfriend?” Trigger jumps across the limo to Strawhead.

Switch to the other two twits back at the house spray painting everything and throwing shit around.

11-14-2010 1-57-01 PM11-14-2010 1-58-42 PMOh those little rascals.

After trashing the place even more than I thought was possible they grab bottles of booze and leave. BB tells us it feels so good to get revenge on those fake stupid bitches.

11-14-2010 2-00-35 PMWhere’s the love I ask?

Back in the limo Trigger has jumped on Strawhead and everyone is beating the crap out of Trigger as Trigger beats the hell out of  Strawhead.

11-14-2010 2-02-48 PM

And then it says to be continued…………….

11-14-2010 2-03-49 PMFuck a duck.

Well that sucked a big one. Hopefully the reunion will be a little more fun!

See ya then.

Love and Smooches,

Cherie

 

 

 

 


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33 Comments

  1. 1
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted November 16, 2010 at 8:49 am

    Erica also forgot that on the first night BB came at her because she gave all the other girls Hello Kitty rings and not BB becaus she “didn’t like her.” BB threw her drink in Erica’s face and screamed at her but…I remember Erica just standing there, visibly shaking and feeling uncomfortable, and not doing a damn thing. If BB hit her she’d have flailed like a baby then cried to the producers. Erica may think she belonged there, but the producers should send her a bill for her vacation, because that’s all this was for her. Which, in reality, she’s probably the one who can function best in society if she’d just get that chip off her shoulder (and some antibiotics for the STDs) that she needs to play that she’s hard. She’s as soft and spongey as her fat ass.

    And Lea had nothing to do with getting Morgan or Kayleigh booted. She tried to talk Esther out of packing Morgan’s stuff and Kayleigh was all BB. She was happy when BB was her friend and left once BB stopped. Lea was just along for the ride. BB sucks and needs a 30 day stint at Passages, but in the realm of who “ran” the house, BB ran both Kayleigh and Lea so BB wins. And that’s like winning Shirley Jackon’s Lottery.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 16, 2010 at 9:42 am

    I don’t think Lea was the cause of BB going home either. BB was drunk off her ass and she hit Lea. Had BB not hit Lea she would have stayed in the house. I am not sure how getting punched in your face plays in your favor of being the baddest girl in the house.

    She played a part in Danielle leaving, but it was BB’s idea to do it in the first place and Lea went along with it. I hate to side with BB but she was the cause for all the drama in the house that’s why when BB left the house was snoozeville.

    I hope that the reunion is better than this last episode…

    FYI…jumping on someone is so 7th grade

  3. 3
    Posted November 16, 2010 at 11:46 am

    Erica PLEASE!!! BB put you in your place the first night and you haven’t said one word since. It was pretty clear you were scared of her. Now she’s gone and you decide to open your mouth? LAME! Trash-talk about how you beat BB up all you want, but everyone still knows you never did NOTHING.

    Ashley is the definition of an instigator. That loud bitch act she was putting on was just corny, along with that hideous pink dress from Forever 21. That tag-team with her and Erica was retarded bc Lea was the one who told ya’ll to your face that you sucked and you two come home and attack Christina? If ya’ll were “bad” you would’ve came home and got in Lea’s face. But if the two of them together couldn’t crumble Christina, then Lea would’ve made them s**t their pants. Sad isn’t it?

    We can all agree that the girls were LAME this season. Though I do think the house would’ve had more substance if Morgan, Cat and BB stayed. And BB did rule the house bc as soon as she was gone, it was snoreville, population 4.

    Lea knows damn well she was NOT responsible for all the girls leaving. And to stand around acting upset was just another plate of the pure BS she ALWAYS serves up. Living on her own delusional planet. Lea is just TRASH. Seeing how she hit Christina in the limo is just further proof that she can’t fight. And as much as I want to see it, I doubt that Lea is gonna get her ass handed to her at the reunion. Ugh.

    Christina is just as lame as the other girls, but I do give her some props for holding her own. And that ‘jumping’ stint? Season 3 anyone?

    PLEASE let the reunion save this season.

  4. 4
    Sugarbearly There
    Posted November 16, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Sooooo, basically at this point, they’re all kissing Lea’s ass? Ummm, ok. She’s an idiot. It says a lot that it takes getting down to only 4 girls for her to be their “queen”. Gah, she’s stupid… I’ve watched her get punched by BB on repeat and it’s really brought a lot of joy to my life.

    @ Deja – you are so right on with your Erica/Strawhead comments. Forever 21 dress… Heh. What was the “jumping” though? I watched some of season 3 but the Ambers made me nuts. (That was season 3, right?)

    Strawhead and Erica banding together was super-lame. Although props to Erica for actually being upright this episode. Strawhead in general may be the lamest bad girl ever. I think she’s jealous of Trigger. They came in the house at the same time and yet she’s a total no one. She’s jealous of the attention Trigger’s gotten. Good or bad, Trigger’s been a player. You know when this season is over, no one will remember Strawhead from the show at all.

    Another great recap, Cherie! Thank you!!! I’ve loved coming here to read both the recaps and the comments about this trashfest. None of my friends watch this show. To which I say, too bad for them! I’m going to be depressed after tonight… No Jersey Shore, no Project Runway, AND no Bad Girls? Sigh… Oh, well. Hopefully they’ll go out big and Brandi will bring some Flo-like man anger tonight!!!

  5. 5
    Posted November 16, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    @Sugarbearly In S3 Ailea, Whitney, and Tiffany ganged up(jumping etc.) on Amber in Mexico outside of a club. Yea you’re right it was S3 with the Ambers.

    Where are my manners? GREAT RECAP Cherie!!! I LMAO everytime I read these!!!

  6. 6
    Posted November 16, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    @Sugarbearly PS I almost pissed myself laughing at how Lea getting punched brought joy to your life! :) And here’s a link to the fight from S3 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUWmg_lZ-IA

  7. 7
    Posted November 16, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    I just finished watching the reunion. It’s ridiculous. And hell must have frozen over during the time I watched it b/c I find myself really liking Kristin after all this. I can’t wait for the second part of the reunion, and Cherie, I can’t wait to read your recap and get your take on this madness!

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 12:27 am

    @Jeanine: I agree..I like her now, too. And Brandi, as well! Who knew all she needed was a better weave and better shaped brows to look somewhat attractive?

    As for this episode..I hate that they had to jump Christina. I would love to have seen her fight Ashley fair and square. Erica is one of those girls that get lost when stronger personalities are around. She was a wallflower most of the season. But with an almost empty house, and united with her roommates by a common enemy, she ‘grew balls all of a sudden’, and went after Christina, both in the house and the limo. I hated the fact that she held Xtina down so Lea and Ashley could beat her.

    I must say, the last few days must’ve been pretty boring for the season to end with a fight in the limo.. What happened after that? I’m guessing that was the last of the drama and the rest of the days were spent packing and chain-smoking menthol cigarettes.

  9. 9
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 12:58 am

    @Sarcas… I forgot about Brandi, but yes, I was liking her too! I thought she looked really pretty actually, and the fact that she wasn’t drunk and in a psychotic fugue really seemed to agree with her. Lea only confirmed my suspicions that she is a truly awful person, and I’ve been right all along for hating her. I can’t wait to see Morgan come back!

  10. 10
    Sugarbearly There
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 8:00 am

    @Deja – Thanks for the link!! Oh, my gosh… I should have stuck with that season. Hair pulling bitches! Yay! I can see what I’m going to youtubing for today ;) It’s weird how you look at these things differently. After Love Games, I sorta liked Amber. And I couldn’t stand her on her season. Maybe b/c on LG she was an Amber party of one?

    @Jeanine & Sarcasatire – I really liked Kristen by the end too. I feel like she wasn’t as dumb as she looked and she walked the talk and all that jazz. On the reunion, she pretty much kept her cool Erica was ridonkle though. She and Strawhead both are a lot of talk AFTER the fact. Like Kayleigh-No-Balls-McGee getting all loud and feisty. Do they give them alcohol before the show? They seemed stupid-sober.

    Lea looked like a fool. A big stupid running mouth boor. She’s an idiot. In that pinup outfit screaming like a banchee, she looked especially ridiculous.

    For these shows, I wish they’d show less clips and just make it an hour. I felt like I re-watched the season on fast forward. Oh, well… Can’t wait for the finale’s finale!!!

  11. 11
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Erica and Adrian were on TMZ the other night. It seems they are making a porno with Vivid Entertainment. How gross is that? I haven’t seen last nights epi yet but I can’t wait to see what all you guys are talking about. I do hate it when they show too many clips though although it does make my job easier and I have more time to make fun of Perez. I have a love/hate relationship with him. Right now I’m on hate. Maybe the reunion will change that.
    Oh and I did forget to mention Strawhead’s hideous prom dress in the recap. That thing looked like it belonged on a drunken bridesmaid or just someone with no taste like her lol.
    Love you guys!

  12. 12
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    Cherie, I think Perez did a pretty good job last nite. Every time Lea tried to run her mouth to him, he ran his right back. The best part was them talking shit to each other in Spanish.

    SugarbarelyThere… LOL at Kayleigh-No-Balls-McGee!

    I haven’t heard about Erica and Adrian’s sex tape! That’s so disgusting. I honestly think that Adrian is a pretty good-looking guy and he seems nice enough, but Erica is nasty. She looks nasty, acts nasty, and frankly I saw enough of her on the show. I feel blessed that I only had to watch the blurred version. Oh man, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. :)

    And yes, Strawhead did look like she was on the way to the prom in that hideous dress and the garish pink eye make-up. Blech!!!

  13. 13
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    LOL!!!! @Sugarbearly “Kayleigh-No-Balls-McGee”

    @Jeanine I agree with you on Perez. This is my favorite of him at the BGC reunions. Kudos to him not letting Lea run over him.

    Not to give out big spoilers from the reunion but it was funny how Kristin, Brandi and Christina were trying to be mature and talk out their differences, whereas Lea, Erica, and Ashley were putting on a show and being soo EXTRA. The reunion really shows who the true CLOWNS really were.

  14. 14
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    I loved when Lea tried to pull her “I’m so tough, I’m from Miami bitch!”, Perez yelled right back, “I’M from Miami bitch!”

  15. 15
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Perez is Mr. Big Man when he’s on a set with a bunch of chicks who are all mouth and no action.

    Was that psycho bitchface Ester at the reunion, or is she slurping bum cock under an overpass somewhere?

  16. 16
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    @Jeanine Lea is so full of herself its disgusting. She smirked whenever she was mentioned and always tried to direct the conversation back to her. Did she get her boobs done?

    PS- About Lea and Erica’s comments about Kristin’s appearance is like the pot calling the kettle black. Lea wears pounds of makeup and Erica isn’t even recognizable without makeup.

  17. 17
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    I have a hate/hate relationship with Perez and I rarely hate anyone..even silly reality stars. But he just irks me..I can’t take him. The only time I kinda liked him was when he shot Natalie in her chin with a supersoaker during last’s year reunion. Bullseye!

    @Jeanine: Perez was cursing Lea out in Spanish and she was cursing him out in Portuguese. It’s funny, because I don’t think the editors realized either and let a few Brazilian curse words go unbleeped. Porra!

    @Cherie: Apparently, Erica and Adrian made a porno with one of the other BGC girls who ended up halting distribution by asking for too much money (I guess Vivid thinks paying $200,000 for the privilege of allowing the world to see this ‘star’ get banged is way too much). So, I guess they are making a new one, starring just them. And probably for less money.

    Personally, I think Erica looks like a trailer-park truck driver. She’s so…butch. Even in a dress, I keep waiting for her to spit a wad of tobacco on the ground while cracking her knuckles.

    Let’s play a game! Who do you guys think co-starred in Erica’s sex tape?

  18. 18
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    @sarcasatire I agree, Erica is butch. I’m completely stooped on which girl was in the sex tape with Erica. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Kristen or Brandi. I can’t narrow it down.

  19. 19
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    Little preview of Eric getting beat up at the reunion – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7nClhRY9uE

  20. 20
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    Which of the Bad Girls is trashy enough to make a porno with Erica but thinks she’s a star? There’s really only one: Lea.

  21. 21
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    @Deja, I love it! I love Perez telling her to get the fuck out, he’s a bad girl too! I really wish one of these girls would beat the crap out of Lea next. She is not tough, she’s just loud. She looks like a fool. Cat would fuck her up.

  22. 22
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    Oh, and I think Lea did get her boobs done. In this recap, she’s holding BOTH boobs with one hand and in the reunion she has some pretty big ones. I don’t think it’s just from a really good bra either.

  23. 23
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    @Jeanine Noticed how security went for Cat first? If Cat got to Erica, it would’ve been a done deal! I’m happy Christina got her hits in too. Thats what Erica gets for jumping ppl and co-signing. Where was Lea and Ashley or Danielle to help you Erica? All that mouth and she got put in her place…again.

    Now if someone would just slap Lea. I’m hoping and praying Lea gets smart with Cat, she prob knows better, but I hope it happens so bad.

  24. 24
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted November 18, 2010 at 7:06 am

    @Deja: Thanks for the link. Erica got OWNED!

    @Jeanie: Lea’s boobs did look alot bigger. I was wondering if she had them done or if she invested in a pair of ‘chicken cutlets’ to fill out her bra. Wouldn’t be the first time women resorted to padding their bras. Personally, I always wonder what it must be like for guys to meet a girl at a club, her bosom heavy and heaving, only for them to get home and removes the bulk, revealing only a A-cup and turgid nipples. Does he leave? Does he feel hoodwinked? Possibly. But more than likely, he will go on as planned, bedding her then never calling her again. After all, she deceived him and deceptive women cannot be trusted.

    Lea used to be my favorite. She was so cute and edgy when she wore jeans, tank tops with loose straps, and dusty Converse all-stars. But once she started with the tight and tacky dresses my affection for her waned. Now, on the reunion, she just seems like a loudmouth in need of a good punch. Speaking Portugese did warm me up to her briefly, but it wasn’t enough not to make me want to punch her myself after she couldn’t keep her ass in the damn seat.

    Cat…can’t wait till she comes out. I liked her but homegirl isn’t gonna see the light of day for years to come. Did y’all hear she was arrested? On drug and gun charges! Anyone here wanna help her with the $500,000 bail? I hear she is taking donations.
    http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2010/11/bad_girls_club_miamis_catya_wa.php

    I also get annoyed by many of the clips of the past season. Then again, the reunion is taped so far in advance that many of the clips/episodes haven’t aired yet and the girls are seeing it for the first time. I suspect the producers do this to ensure getting a fresh reaction from the ‘ladies’ and, thusly, some really good reaction shots. Another plus is that we get to see Cat. Had the producers waited any longer, she’d have been in jail and we wouldn’tve had the pleasure of seeing her rush Erica with a stiletto heel.

    @Vallegirl: It does make sense that Lea was the 3rd party in the sex tape. Because she does think she is a star. However, it seems wierd because I would never picture Lea going for a trashy ‘man’ like Erica. Part of me think it’s Dani. She loves thressomes, and loves Erica, as well. Plus, her broke ass would try to get as money as she could..even though not many people would clamor to see her naked, let alone getting banged by a nobody named Adrian.

  25. 25
    Sugarbearly There
    Posted November 18, 2010 at 8:03 am

    @sarcasatire – Love the guess the third person in the Erica sex tape game! I’ve wondered about it too. And I agree w/ the guess of Big D. Dani always seemed grossly DTF. I kept thinking of when she jumped in the shower w/ Lea and Period Girl… Blechhhh. Although I’d think she’s be down to make some extra money. That’s the only thing that makes me doubt it’s her a little.

    @Deja – Love the link of Erica! I don’t get why she hates Kristen so much when everybody else was just as awful as her. Oh, never mind. For a second I forgot she’s a moron that was basically asleep all season. (Except when she let her ass out to play, that is.)

    I’m going to need to go back and do a pre- & post- Lea boob comparison. I didn’t notice them on the show but now that I’m thinking about it, they were definitely bigger than the 1 hand grab that Cherie pointed out!

  26. 26
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted November 18, 2010 at 8:21 am

    @sarcasatire – While I agree Danielle wouldn’t think twice about a threesome with Erica and Adrian, Lea did START the sexual contact with the girl on her period. I doubt she’d be too put off by Erica’s stank ass.

    But I think Danielle’s financial status is what wouldn’t make her hold out for more. She’d take the quick money and not risk losing it. Lea’s the one whose ego has gotten out of control. She thinks she’s a star because she stayed until the end.

    So I think Lea definitely would be stupid enough to hold out for too much money while Danielle would be so desperate she’d take whatever was offered.

  27. 27
    Posted November 18, 2010 at 10:53 am

    I can agree that its eith Dani or Lea. Either way, that tape is gonna be a HOT MESS.

    Its also obvious that Lea & company came to the reunion with the predetermined plan to attack Kristen. Everytime one of them tried to hit her, the others got involved. Kayleigh is still weak bc she would’ve never got in Kristen’s face if nobody was gonna back her up. Kayleigh is Lea’s shadow now and Lea is doing to Kayleigh what Kristen already did to the both of them. Lea pumped Kayleigh’s head up. PS Kayleigh, Kristen wasn’t the only one who treated you like shit.

    Idk why everybody is so targeted towards Kristen? They were all just as fucked up to each other. Lea was just as bad, if not worse. They really don’t wanna admit it but Kristen did run the house. Bc once she was gone, the show was dead as ish.

    Honestly. they have nobody to blame but themselves. They let Kristen run them and manipulate them.

  28. 28
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted November 18, 2010 at 11:04 am

    I guess I’m the only one who actually felt, of all people, Kayleigh was justified in punching Kristen and pulling out her blond weave. For one, Kristen terrorized Kayleigh in the house, she broke her camera in Jamaica, she was constantly ostracized, etc. I can actually get behind someone who actively admits they got “punked” and came to the reunion with the expressed purpose of getting her licks in. For that one punch, I was Team Kayleigh (weak bitch), considering Kristen had been asking for that for a while.

    As far as the “Who Wants a Threesome with Erica & Adrian” game, I have to go with Lea. I can’t imagine that Danielle, who seemed to have some degree of self-respect, save for her nasty Period sex with Lea and that other girl.

    Overall, I enjoyed Reunion, Part I.

  29. 29
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted November 18, 2010 at 11:27 am

    But Kristen was Kayleigh’s friend up until the last couple of days when she got tired of “her puppy.” The other ones dogged Kayleigh from the moment she got there.

    Sure once Kristen was DONE! with Kayleigh she took it as far as she could to get Kayleigh to leave, but that was two days of overwhelmingly intense bitchery v. three weeks of low-level, petty, Mean Girl, snickering behind her back ignoring her to her face bitchery.

    So, in a way, Kristen’s bitchery had more integrity. It had an actual start point (when Kayleigh didn’t back her up in the argument on the beach in Miami or Bermuda) and repercussions. The others just didn’t like her and treated her like crap.

  30. 30
    Posted November 18, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    I do agree that Kristen deserved that punch from Kayleigh, I’m just pointing out that Kayleigh still can’t stand on her own. But neither did Kristen.

  31. 31
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted November 21, 2010 at 7:24 am

    Holy shit. I don’t need to recap this mess. You guys did it for me! Why is Lea so freakin’ loudmouthed and just plain LOUD now that she knows there are 8 Mike Tyson Jr’s on set? Same thing to Strawhead who looks like she either discovered conditioner or got a wig, a weave would not have cured that mess. The main thing keeping me from liking BB is her speech.Every thing she says always has that extra uhhhhhhhhhhh on it.And Erica………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Nuff said. The funniest thing to me though was that all week long my DVR program guide kept talking about how Flo’s rage was gonna be explained and then talking about Natalie. I was so confused. I guess they were trying to HIDE the fireworks of this reunion!!!!I thought they were bringing them alllllll back. Now I see there is another season set to start in January……….hey Boss! I need a serious vacation before I have to deal with these sluts again, I’ll settle for Panama City Beach, FL. I know how tight you are with rewards.
    Love to all!
    Cherie

  32. 32
    Posted November 21, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Lea was not the cause of anyone leaving at all. I like how she waits until the end to claim she made everyone go home, hoping that we all just forgot the causes of the first few, and happen to blame Kristen on Lea and not the alcohol/drugs in her system. Girl has a serious memory problem.

    Ganging up on Christina in the limo is gross. I hate that these girls think that’s ok and think it makes them tough.

    As for the sex tape, I hope it never comes out because, being a glutton for punishment, I will watch it and want to stab myself in the eyeballs afterwards. I wouldn’t doubt it was either Lea or the Dumpster. Both had no standards at all.

    The reunion was attrocious so far, but I’m waiting for the actualn recap to sum up my feelings on it. I’m happy watching that clip of Cat coming to Kristen’s aid and Perez kicking her out. I don’t care, I hope Perez always hosts these things. I will always love him for refusing to hug Ailea and calling her disgusting.

  33. 33
    JackCat
    Posted December 10, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    Sorry I don’t get it Snorgan is really ugly. I know some of it is her personality but she is just not pretty at all

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