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We start off this episode with a slight recap of what happened after Psycho doused Prissy with milk and cereal. When Psycho and Prissy are separated the first time, Psycho tells us she is Jesus and she will sacrifice her body and her blood to get Prissy out.
You are so NOT Jesus.
As Psycho is screaming that Prissy is going home exactly as she planned, Morticia appears with a security dude right behind her and tells Psycho that when she gets back to Chicago she’s gonna get her face chopped up.
That must be what happened to yours Puffaskankolous.
As Psycho is screaming that Mort threatened her, Prissy “somehow” sneaks away from her captors and runs straight for Psycho screaming “Bitch I will stab you in the throat.” She has something in her hand that looks like a knife and security takes it from her but she still manages to get through and more pounding ensues. Again Mort tries to jump in because that seems to be the only time she will fight anyone and Nasti jumps in again to keep them from jumping Psycho. Meanwhile…
That girl is not gonna have a face left.
After what seems like forever they are finally pulled apart and Mort asks where the fuck is Shitty. I found her.
Exactly where she always is.
Nasti takes Psycho to the bathroom to wash her face off and spit blood. Nasti tries to assure her it’s just her lip but I have a feeling that girls tater is gonna hurt for days to come.
Was she always cockeyed?
Meanwhile Prissy is in another room screaming about how she’s from the hood and refusing ice for her ugly face. Psycho is being sent to a hotel to cool off and before she leaves she starts crying and Nasti gets all motherly and tries to comfort her.
Bustass tells us that Psycho just got beat up and her lips are huge and her head is huge and she really feels sorry for her.
Prissy meanwhile gets a call from a Producer who tells her to get the fuck out. She wants to know why and attempts to blame Psycho but in the end she gets booted. Haha. Not gonna miss yous!!!
Prissy keeps yelling about how she’s going home because she fucked Psycho up. Psycho has left the building but she keeps yapping while she packs and actually says, “Three hundred dollar blow dryer going home.” Who the fuck would pay three hundred bucks for a freakin’ blow dryer??? Does it shoot weaves out?
Oh and she has too much class to live with these hos. Please go away now.
The next morning as Morticia is telling her Mom about Prissy’s departure, Psycho returns home. She gets in Nasti’s bed and then says she’s not gonna lie, she got her ass beat. Bustass says “You win some you lose some.”
I have never seen anyone so happy to have their face mashed in.
Psycho tells us she was scared when Prissy snuck through, that she actually saw a ghost lol. However she’s glad Prissy is gone and then she refers to herself as Jesus again.
Downstairs Angie and Mort are talking about getting a new girl and how she has no idea what she’s in for. Suddenly Shitty comes running in wanting to know where Prissy is and when they tell her she is heartbroken.
Oh boo freakin’ hoo!
In confessional, Shitty says that Psycho fucked with the wrong people and just because one of them is gone doesn’t make her weaker it makes her stronger and Psycho had better sleep with one eye open and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Save it dingbat.
The next day Shitty and Morticia basically have to throw everything away on Prissy’s bed because of the spoiled milk smell. They are wearing masks and everything. Psycho finds this hilarious as hell. So do I.
Hey Mort, that’s not spoiled milk, it’s your nasty cooter.
Nasti calls a friend and explains what happened but now her full attention is on Morticia and her constant need to jump people. She can’t do anything one on one so Nasti warns us that she has something for that bitch and she gives her two weeks.
Angie, Mort and Shitty head out for something to eat and Shitty says it’s Saturday and she wants to go out. She just doesn’t want to go out with the others because all it’s going to take is one ignorant comment and she’ll lose it. lose what? Control of your bowels? I am so tired of that girl.
Meanwhile Bustass, Psycho and Nasti are talking about Mort and the fact that she needs to go too. As Nasti said, all the bitch ever does is cosign.
Angie, Mort and Shitty head out to Bourbon Heat. Back home the doorbell rings and it’s Nasti’s friend Nikki. And guess where the four of them head out to? That would be Bourbon Heat. Oooooh I hope nothing bad happens.
Mort sees them and wonders who the hell invited them. Pretty sure it’s a public place and no one had to invite them asshole. Shitty is displeased as well and also doesn’t like the fact that they brought a friend. Man these are nosy ass controlling bitches.
Nothing happens and Shitty and crew head home but Shitty warns she is about to blow. She gets home and calls her girlfriend. She tells her she’s probably going to get sent home tonight. Sarah tries to talk sense into her but Shitty is all fired up and tired of her friends being attacked. The others arrive home and are loud causing Shitty to tell them to be quiet.
Nothing gets this bitch down, except for gravity.
The them, turns out to be Psycho who just smiles and blows a kiss after she stands back up, tells Shitty to be nice and then starts walking away. Shitty says something about Psycho’s busted weave and Psycho replies that at least she doesn’t need implants to look good. Shitty loses it and gets off the phone, takes her shoes off and charges at Psycho.
The other girls jump in between them and the next thing I know Shitty and Nasti are going at it. Shitty wants to know wtf Nasti is doing and Nasti says she’s tired of her fucking with Psycho why can’t she fuck with someone else.
Suck it Shitty.
More pushing and shoving and screaming. Nasti even gets a few punches to Shitty’s side in. Awful strange that when Prissy wanted to beat the shit out of Psycho, security guards couldn’t keep her off of her but Amazon Shitty can’t get through these scrawny ass bitches. What.Ever.
Shitty goes after Psycho again but Bustass get in between them. Ok seriously? Bustass weighs 3 pounds. Shitty could throw her ass across a room. But as usual, she doesn’t. For some reason Psycho goes out the front door and instead of Shitty chasing her, she slams the door and locks it. Oh no! How will she ever get back inside?
Back upstairs Angie and Bustass are having a heart to heart and Angie is telling her she loves each one of them and guess who makes a disapproving appearance?
Guess what Bossy, you don’t run anyone in the house.
After Shitty rants and raves about fake bitches and bitches jumping in where they don’t belong, Nasti appears behind her. More screaming and crap and Nasti tells us that she steps in when Shitty tries to throw her weight around for no reason but she’s starting to get a little tired of it all.
Shitty and Mort go to get their hooves worked on and talk about the new girl and how she will hate Psycho and blah blah blechhhhhhhhh.
Back at the house it’s raining cats and dogs and this has appeared on the picture wall…
Psycho thinks she’s “hood” because she has a nose ring. Then Psycho says she’s clearly a gothic chick, lol. Bustass tells us she doesn’t like rock star witchy type women. Ok.
Psycho thinks Angie is all fake because whenever the other twits aren’t around she is their friend and vise versa. She thinks that she actually has no friends at all.
Suddenly Nasti sees a garbage bag in the hall way that belongs to Mort and Shitty. She has a fit about dirty bitches and throws the bag all over their room.
Nasti tells them that she wants Mort gone because all she does is sleep and complain and she’s just taking up space.
Here comes the new girl. As lightening crashes all around she arrives in a limo. She tells us she is loud, energetic and part hippie. Meet 22 year old Cheyenne from Austin, Texas.
Hope she brought some mace.
Apparently she’s a bit of a tomboy and she’s blunt and doesn’t hold anything back. She meets Bustass, Nasti and Psycho and so far all is well. They explain about the garbage in her room and then tell her not to worry she will have a new roommate soon.
Angie tells her to get used to complaints because Morticia complains a lot.
After some chit chat Cheyenne notices the split in the house and she tells us she doesn’t do that. She’s neutral. Good luck with that.
More chit chat. She’s straight, except for when she’s drunk. They are doing shots as I write this. She says she loves hot girls and lesbian girls are her fav people. Ha! Wait until you meet Shitty.
Mort and Shitty return home and all the while Mort is bitching because the rain got her wet. Neither one even say hello to the new girl, they just go upstairs.
Mort notices the trash all over her room and she and Shitty go downstairs to introduce themselves. Then Mort asks who put the trash in her room. Nasti fesses up. Mort tells her not to touch her shit and more arguments start and suddeny Nasti loses it and throws her drink on Morticia.
Bottoms up Bitch!
Mort asks Nasti why she’s trying to impress the new girl and also tells her she has no class. Cheyenne tells us that her money is on Nasti. Nasti keeps telling Mort to get out of her face. Mort of course says “Or what?” This goes on and on even after Nasti pushes Mort’s face a couple of times. Mort decides to walk away saying the whole time how classy she is. Bustass takes this time to remind us of how “classy” Mort is like the many times she tried to kick Psycho when Prissy already had her and other examples of her classiness as well.
Mort’s excuse for why Nasti wants her out???
She’s like, so jealous of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Later Shitty and Mort suck up to Cheyenne. And all the girls are off to a strip club to party and see if the new girl can “hang.”
Hey Shitty, where is your girlfriend again???
Cheyenne talks Bustass into going on stage and showing her tatas.
Damn she didn’t even fall down.
Everyone seems to be having fun until Psycho’s multiple personality disorder makes an appearance. She feels that Angie and Nasti are being fake. Girl stop getting on my nerves! Psycho leans over Nasti and asks Angie….
Yes you are.
She continues by asking Angie if she thinks she is the realist girl.
Tell Psycho to shut up and put the booze down.
Angie is irritated and fed up with Psycho. Meanwhile Shitty is telling Cheyenne to enjoy the first night because nothing will ever be like it again. Then she warns her that Psycho is literally insane. Psycho tells her to have fun and that the other bitches will love her (Cheyenne) more than her but that’s ok because she loves her. Cheyenne’s response?
I wouldn’t say that to Psycho.
Back at the house as they are getting out of the limo Psycho starts up again…
Back and forth they go. You’re phony. No I’m not. Blahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Angie tells Cheyenne to get used to this because Psycho always acts like that and she’s crazy.
Upstairs Psycho is sitting on the floor ranting and Bustass tells her no one cares.
Angie and Shitty take Psycho’s bed and move to another room and then they spray “Go home crazy” on the bed. Of course Psycho sees it and starts yelling who did it and saying she’s the nicest bitch in the house. When she says she is the realist bitch Angie and Shitty jump up and come after Psycho.
I think Psycho likes pain.
They yell some more, Shitty shoves Psycho a couple of times. Shitty shoves Psycho into the hall and then Angie comes running and screaming. Finally Shitty grabs Miss VooPoo and throws her over the balcony.
Poor Miss VooPoo!
Psycho returns to Bustass and Nasti’s room to eat. Nasti warns her that she wants to eat and basically not have any bullshit. Psycho starts trying to excuse her behavior because she’s drunk but Nasti ain’t having it. Nasti keeps telling her she doesn’t care and she doesn’t want to hear her shit. Finally Nasti has had enough and makes Psycho and her 17 personalities leave.
Cut to a montage of all the drunken crazy things Psycho has done in the past and how Nasti has defended her. Doesn’t Psycho know, never come between a big girl and her food. It never ends well.
But I’m Creole!
As Nasti is packing up Psycho’s food and telling her to get out, Psycho keeps saying, “But we were sisters!” Not today you aren’t.
Psycho finally goes downstairs and she says “Why does everyone wanna fight me? I ask Jesus Christ but he doesn’t answer.” That’s because he’s hiding from you.
Psycho’s take away from all this? “In this house, it’s every bitch for herself.”
So how much longer do y’all think Psycho will last?
Until next time,
Love and Smooches,