Ready for part two folks? Let’s take a peek at the last show of this seasons Bad Girls Club!
Don’t give me the stink eye Mr. Man, you are the one who wanted this damn job!
We start off where we left off last time with Manly and Batshit beating the hell outta everyone and everything except each other. One of the dudes holding back Batshit fell over a table, Ambeer is just trying to get the hell out of the way and Manly is throwing shit. Finally it looks like they are running out of air, but nope, it’s just Manly deciding to preach to the crowd. She tells them that Batshit is fake and she lied to her face and blah blah blah. The audience is just laughing. I’m not sure if it’s with her or at her.
Manly then says something along the lines of how Batshit doesn’t even own a store as she has claimed, that she actually works at McDonalds. Laughter erupts everywhere.
Hey, I love McDonalds! Their fries are to die for!
Kendra tells Batshit just to chill and let Manly be crazy. Meanwhile Manly is being crazy and dancing up and down to the audience singing “Natalie’s a ho! Natalie’s a ho!” Never wanting to be upstaged Cockatop jumps in and joins her, singing and sort of dancing.
Disco! Disco Fuck!
When they finally pull Manly off the stage Batshit gets all brave and starts yelling at her to go away her 5 minutes of fame are over and she’s not scared of her because she is from “the motherfucking Bay!”. Then she yet again says she runs LA and adds also that she runs New York. Man she is one busy bitch.
Backstage production is asking Manly if she’s ok because she has a cut on her leg. Also I think they are trying to keep her calm until the men in little white coats arrive.
Oh please, I’ve had shaving cuts worse than that. Of course I was drunk and trying to shave with a butcher knife.
Back onstage Cockatop is picking up pieces of jewelry and chains and shit and when he runs across an earring. He asks whose it is and when they say Manly he chucks it across the room and says “Fuck it.”
As Cockatop tries to straighten up a bit, the room that is, Looney hops up to help him. Meanwhile backstage while Manly is getting cleaned up she is still raving about Batshit pretending to be your friend when she isn’t. Shocker!
By the way who the hell decorated this shit? And I mean Manly.
Back to Cockatop pretending to host. He asks Batshit if she’s ok then says that this years reunion has already pussy whipped last years. What does he know about pussy?
Anywho, it now turns into the Batshit as Mother Teresa hour while she explains how all she’s done for Manly since the show as give her money, invite her to parties and gave her a kidney. In the middle of this BBB yells out, “She thinks you are fake and it doesn’t take an idiot to figure that out.” Batshit threatens to do to her what she did to Manly and then tells Cockatop that she really thinks her finger might be broken. He asks her if she can move it and she says no. He promptly turns around and asks the other girls how they feel about what just happened.
Ambeer says she was afraid she would come after her preggers or not and was just glad it was Batshit and not her. Then Cockatop actually says “You know what bothered me as a viewer of the show and a fan is that she was so discriminating and so judgmental against so many of you.”
And that is so unlike myself. I only say sweet things about people and feed homeless people on the streets.
As Kendra is saying that Manly is a bitch out of the shadows we hear Manly. She’s baaaaaaack! She warns that if she sees her in person…….then she and Batshit are yapping again and Manly warns that she is going to fly to the Bay Area and fuck her ass up. Then she screams some shit about how it will be on TMZ. She also tells her that she didn’t fuck Chris Brown as she’s claimed and calls her a groupie ass ho.
Is this the longest reunion show ever?
Finally Cockatop asks Manly to go sit in the audience beside Midget and Sara who both look like they’d rather sit on a turd.
Looney tries to play the safe route and tells Cockatop that Manly can be likeable but when she’s like this she’s scary. BBB tries to say something and Batshit yet again asks her why she’s talking and tells her to shut up. Oh I see, BBB was trying to say that Manly isn’t crazy, her feelings were just hurt. Cockatop is all “No she’s crazy.” LOL
Manly in a calm voice explains that the only person she has a beef with is Batshit because she pretended to be her friend. She says the others didn’t do that. She says the rest of them were upfront about not liking her.
Cockatop then calls Batshit out about ditching Manly the night she told her that Kendra had already asked and she could only take one person. Later she tells the other girls that she only wanted to be seen with pretty girls. Batshit’s version of events is that she was just protecting Manly’s feelings because the others didn’t want her to come. Cockatop says “Let’s refer to the clip shall we?”
The clip shows it all and I quote, “Tonight I’m going to take out the pretty girls, Kendra, Trish (PlaymateBarbie) and Kate (BBB) .”
Ya see that look in Manly’s eyes…that’s called “about to go ape shit.”
Cockatop thinks that Manly over reacted to being ditched but frankly if Batshit had had the balls to say she felt she was too ugly to be seen with them, I’d have a bit more respect for Batshit. And I might even have sent flowers to the funeral. My point is I don’t like being lied to and it pisses me off and Manly was pissed. Where’s the over reaction?
Cockatop tells Manly that normal sane people react to things normally. And then she says something that almost makes me like her and I almost fell outta my chair. She stands up from the audience and says ” Ya know what? That’s why you got punched in the face by will.i.am cause you’re a bitch!”
She’s got ya there Cockatop.
Manly keeps repeating it and then tells him she was the one representing gay and bisexual people and she was real 100% of the time. Cockatop tells her he hopes she’s getting therapy because she has serious anger issues. Manly makes a crazy face and the veins are popping out of her neck and she says “You better believe it Peeeeereeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz Hilllllllllllllllllllllllllllton!”
After a much needed break, Cockatop comes back and wastes no time asking Batshit about her rumored hook up with Chris Brown. She stammers and finally says “Honestly we were friends through mutual friends.” That means that someone she knew, who also knew Chris Brown, suggested they be friends on Facebook. Chris Brown denies that he even knows who the hell she is. More stammering and stuttering as she makes some lame ass excuse about how of course he would deny knowing her because she was going to be on Bad Girls Club.
You know those kinda guys (rapper, hip hop, hell I don’t know) don’t like to be associated with controversy!
Cockatop then asks her if she actually boinked Chris Brown and she acts all shy and coy and I really just don’t give a flying fuck because I think he’s a woman beating man whore slime ball fuck.
Cockatop continues with the Batshit show by asking her about the rumors that Rhianna confronted her after hearing the ignorant shit she said on the show. Remember that y’all? How she got what she deserved because she’s a punk ass bitch.
Cockatop was kind enough to show a clip to remind us all. Batshit replies that they were in New York ( remember she runs that too) and they were seated at tables near each other and there were words spoken. Faced with the evidence of her ignorance, Batshit says “I as a woman do not condone domestic violence.” But she went on to say that she was told a different side of the story and that she was taught that if someone hits you, you hit them back. Really? Because I saw Rhianna’s face and I saw Chris Browns face and only one of then looked like they had been hit with a meat cleaver.
Batshit says her side is coming from Chris Brown and from what he said there was ugliness on both sides. Cockatop says “She deserved it then?” Batshit tries to wiggle out of this one but Cockatop ain’t letting loose and calls her a liar. Her stance on domestic violence now? No one should hit anyway. UGH. I do not have the time or energy to show all the pics of her hitting people.
Oh jeez this will never end. Cockatop asks Batshit if she would like to say anything to Rhianna. Yes she would like to apologize and if anyone got the impression from that clip where she condones domestic abuse, that she does not condone domestic abuse. She goes on to say that in her house she was taught if you are hit you hit back. Cockatop says “You must have been hit a lot!”
And I bet she gets hit a whole lot more.
Finally we move on from the Batshit Show. Cockatop says it wasn’t all drama in the house, there were fun times, sex, men. And then he calls Looney out on not getting laid once. She starts to explain that she has a specific type of man and Cockatop says “Yeah, married.” Hahahahaha! She claims she has low self esteem and she has friends just like her and she’s working on her issues. Lexie looks at her and says “There are other girls out there like you?” Again….hahahahahhaha.
Lexie by the way is dating someone and seems very happy about it.
He’s a hot dog vendor. I think I smell him now!
Cockatop moves on to Kendra and that moves on to another plug for Love Games. The new show I am supposed to be recapping. (Sorry I am a little behind) This turns into a clip where Kendra takes a shot of some sort of booze out of a dudes naval (eeew) and then attempts to suck his tongue from his face lol. This tickles the shit out of Sara and Midget as you can see.
Yay just wait until you see the gross stuff we do!
Time to chat with Ambeer. Cockatop asks about Lil Snoop, and guess what y’all? He’s there! Lil Snoop hugs and kisses Ambeer and they talk babies for a bit. Then Cockatop asks the girls what they thought of Lil Snoop when he came to the house. Looney loved him, especially when he hog tied her to the pole. Batshit hasn’t said anything in at least a minute so she chimes in with “Rich (his real name duh) was better than Paul.” BBB doesn’t skip a beat and tells Batshit to tell Lil Snoop what she really called him during the whole show. Since Batshit’s dumbass keeps forgetting they were taping this shit, she gets a look on her face like damn! Either that or she’s constipated.
I’m voting constipated.
Here we go with the clips.All the cute stuff Ambeer and Lil Snoop did. Then we have Batshit calling them Predator v/s Alien. She says they are the oddest couple she’s ever seen. When Cockatop asks Lil Snoop what he thought of the girls he takes the high road and says they each bugged him in their own way, some were stand offish and then he looks at Batshit and says that if that’s how she felt about him he wished she would have said it to his face.
Here we go again. Batshit apologizes and says that she actually had fun with him in the house . BBB starts clapping and says that deserves a round of applause. And she calls her fake. Now Ambeer has joined the discussion and she ain’t too thrilled with either of them. She knows that they BOTH called Lil Snoop The Predator and it’s pissing her off.
Ambeer says when Paul was in the house she never said anything negative about him but BBB counters that with yes you did. Ambeer then remembers that she said that Paul wears the dress in the relationship because he was a pussy for standing there and letting Batshit spit on her. At this point Ambeer is on her feet and all riled up.
Girl you better sit down before that kid crawls out and starts kicking ass.
Oh shit. Things are about to get all serious now. Lil Snoop drops to one knee……..as he’s telling her not to cry….and he pulls out a box. Now everyone is crying. He says all the right things but more importantly he has a box with a ring in it!
Now I am freakin’ crying. Sappy ass people!
As she says yes, BBB looks out at Paul who looks like a deer in the headlights. And here’s the ring!
Batshit will be talking shit about it before she’s out of the building.
Cockatop asks if they are real diamonds and Ambeer says they better be. Then Cockatop shouts out “Paul, is there anything you want to ask Kate?” Pauls’s response? “Wait until next year.”
That’s a look that says “You are so dead.”
Lil Snoop gets sent packing and then Cockatop asks Batshit what’s up with she and Formaldehyde. Seems they broke up. Awwwwwww. She claims she’s single. Cockatop asks if she has any sugar daddies. She says a few. Then he says “Ya know what my Mom calls that? A hooker!” She rolls her eyes and says she’ll take it. Cockatop calls her out on her saying that she gets guys to buy her things and in exchange she does nothing. From the audience we hear this guttural growl. Yep it’s Manly. She’s yelling and screaming and the main thing I made out was something about opening her legs for an In & Out burger.
If I had known I could trade sex for cheeseburgers I’d be at Burger King more often!
Cockatop tells Batshit he’s actually jealous because he wants a sugar daddy too. And they high five.
Oh hell here comes Portia! She comes in and hugs Cockatop and even before he made the comment about her getting fat it was obvious.
What’s she gonna name this one? Saab?
Batshit seems more afraid of Portia than Manly and asks Ambeer if she can switch seats. Anyway Portia is still with the same guy and she was due April 12 and it’s another girl. Oh hell, here we go with the clips of hell past. Ending with the fight that was my wallpaper for quite some time.
LOL I just love this pic.
The entire time the clip is playing, Batshit is laughing. Portia not so much. Cockatop points this out and Portia tells him that one thing you never do is bring up someone’s child. She says she signed up for this show, her daughter did not. Batshit says she never made fun of Portia’s daughter. Cockatop calls her a liar. Batshit again stutters around and finally says some shit about how she only addressed Portia’s character as a Mom. I am so fucking sick of this bitch.
Cockatop turns to Kendra who blathers on about some shit until she finally admits that the Mom thing was a low blow. She says she told Batshit so at the time but that also the whole you are a ho thing that Portia said to Batshit was just as hurtful. Uhhhh, no. Batshit has admitted to being a ho. I’ve never seen any proof that Portia is a bad Mom beyond the names she chooses for her kids.
Batshit then says that Portia was gone after the 4th episode so she really doesn’t have anything else to say to her. If only that were true. In the next breath she calls Portia a bad Mom. Twice. Cockatop asks her if she really means that and she says if you have a 3 year old child and you leave them to be on BGC then you are a bad Mom.
Portia explains that her daughters trip to Texas was planned before the BGC thing came up. She was going down there to spend time with her fathers family. Batshit yells out, “You’re a bad Mom.” And the screaming begins. Portia tells her that her child will never have to lay on her back for a free meal.
And another thing bitch, close your legs, the crabs are crawling all over the chair!
More screaming. Cockatop threatens Batshit with the super soaker. Doesn’t work. Finally he jumps up, gets in her face and screams “It’s not the Natalie Show! Natalie YOU did NOT get the spinoff, Kendra did!” Hahahahahhaa!
Back from break Cockatop decides we need to talk about Manly some more. They were supposed to be friends but as Cockatop points out, again, Batshit ripped on Manly for not being a pretty girl. Batshit’s excuse was that Manly wasn’t getting any play and Kendra was getting A LOT OF PLAY. Uh oh, that got Manly off her hoofs, I mean feet. She says it was because she goes for quality not quantity. She claims Kendra was hooking up with ugly dudes.(RabbitBoy comes to mind) And that hooking up with good looking dudes was not as easy.
Cockatop asks Kendra if she thinks Manly was jealous of her. Her answer was yes. Then she said something about Manly being a beast and her liking her face and at the end of the day she just wanted to make Manly happy but since Manly is a crazy person she couldn’t. Cockatop asks Manly if she is jealous of Kendra. Manly gets up. Clasps her hands together and then swears “to her life, her mothers life and to Allah may he strike her dead that she has never been jealous of a person and she never will be.”
OK I call bullshit because this morning, my hubby got the last blueberry pop tart and I was so jealous I almost pretended I saw a man in our backyard to distract him so I could steal it.
On and on this shit goes. Manly only attacks when attacked and she only attacked Batshit because she likes her. Damn that’s what my ex-husband used to say. Oh Lord, Cockatop says to Manly that she clearly has a heart because she wrote everyone a letter before she left. Only problem is that everyone she wrote the letters to were all about their faults.
After more jibber jabber Cockatop asks Manly if she thinks there are things she should change about herself. She replies that in her real life she is never angry it was just these crazy bitches that made her that way.
Oh man, Cockatop tells the ladies to simmer a minute because he wants to talk to Manly. Sara and Midget have disappeared.
Seriously, do you have like balls and a penis?
Cockatop turns into Dr. Phil and tells Manly that in the begining she was his fav. As the season moved on he saw sides of her he didn’t like. Then he asks “How do you respond to that?” She says as the season went on everyone became more and more fake. He asks her why she hung around them then and she says “Because I liked them.” She thinks she was trying to be helpful and they all just took it the wrong way.
He then asks Lexie how she feels about Manly. Lexie likes her but thinks she is a loose cannon sometimes. BBB mumbles some shit about liking Manly but when you are in the BGC house you don’t act like yourself. Portia said that Manly is the type who will take it and take it and take it until she blows. Manly agrees. Then Portia says that she, Manly and Ambeer are not promiscuous like the others and they like to open their legs to random guys and when they go out all the guys look at them all as a whole. No most guys look at girls like a “hole.”
Random guys looking for open legs.
Kendra then makes some point about having a mature conversation but she couldn’t because Manly is crazy and Manly reminds her that when Kendra slapped her, if she had been crazy, Kendra’s 90 pound ass would have been hospitalized. Cockatop takes this opportunity to go sit back with the ladies. Meanwhile Ambeer has something to say. She says Manly talks about people being fake to her, when she did it right to her face. Does Ambeer not understand the word fake?
Anyway then we go back through the whole fight at the pool, Manly breaking her ankle and then throwing Ambeer across the patio by her hair. Then comes the apology. Oh wait never mind, I forgot this part. After Manly cried and talked her way back into the house and Ambeer let her stay, Manly laughed and said she was a better actress than Johnny Depp. So Manly got some splaining to do Miss I Ain’t No Fake Bitch.
Cockatop asks Ambeer why she really let Manly stay and Ambeer gets all teary eyed and says because she really cared about her. Even knowing she got played she tells Cockatop she does not regret her decision and stands by it today.
Manly also does not regret pulling Ambeer by the hair because her ankle was broken and she was in pain. It pissed her off because she had walked into a conversation where she heard Ambeer say either you like cooter or you like dick.
Looney tries to mediate and say that Manly walked out at a bad time but Cockatop cuts her off and say BGC is like a family. A very dysfunctional family. Then he says there is light at the end of the tunnel and asks Manly to come sit beside Batshit. Down she comes.
Awww ain’t it sweet?
Manly sits down and tells Batshit that the only reason she attacked her today is because she really really liked her but she felt she was really fake with her. Batshit feels she was fake with her too. Blah blah blah. Cockatop interrupts to say that BGC is a sisterhood, a family, you are gonna fight. Then he says “Honestly I think we made more real progress here at this reunion than we did last year. What you went through, only you will ever know.” What the fuck is he smoking? They were living in a mansion for a few week not stationed in freakin Iraq!
Here comes the sappy music and flashbacks. Then each girl says some sappy crap about it being hard to last in this house and how strong you have to be.
Bad Girls Club Season 4
Cockatop says all these bitches and the ones before them, they didn’t run LA, they ruined LA. Then he announces that Season 5 will take place in Miami.
Man I really don’t want to see him in flip flops!
That’s it for this season darlins! Thanks for your loyalty and your comments!
Love and smooches!