Bad Girls Club: Two For The Price Of One

This week I am still pissed off so I will be foregoing sitting on my exercise ball and use a chair I can’t fall out of. Oxygen couldn’t decide on a title so I’ll use both. Let’s get right into the Bad Girls Club!

We start this week off with last week’s chickenshit attack on Midget. I was wrong last week when I said it took two skanky bitches to knock Midget down. Apparently it took three. Boston, Bait and Tiff all had a hand in it. Suddenly Midget’s on her ass kicking at everything around her while Sarah holds Bait back. There’s chaos all around. Some dude grabs Tiff as she’s claiming the whole time “I am not fighting her.” She’s right. Cause what just happened couldn’t be called a fight by any means. It was an ambush by a group of weak ass wannabe’s.

Midget tells some crew guy that she is leaving and then we see the Flatulent Fake Ass Weak Wannabe Five actually celebrating. Wow. Lame. Screw calling this The Bad Girls Club, it should be The Sad Girls Club because that shit is pathetic.

Wait just a hairy ass second!

On further reflection that picture looks familiar and I think Oxygen is playing a little fast and loose with editing. That’s the same picture of the girls mobbing Billy O’Rourke from last week. I could be wrong but I really don’t see that dude celebrating Midget getting her ass whooped. Hey Oxygen, these girls suck enough all by themselves, they don’t need any help. Lame.

As Midget walks away, Amber just stares and then Boston explains what happened. She says “she swings her shoe and she’s expecting nobody to come at her? What’s wrong with this girl?” Bitch if you had pulled my hair like that, my shoes would be so far up your ass you’d lose your accent.

Please pull the trigger.

Back at the hotel, Tiff mumbles it’s over and Boston says it’s just begun. Then she runs around calling for Amber. Amber tells us that Midget is nowhere to be found and she’s worried. Yeah you looked real worried when she was getting jumped by the hyenas.

Bait holds court in the living room explaining that Midget attempted to get in their face. All five of their faces. And she says if you are going to get in their faces be able to handle whats coming at you. “If you can’t handle it, go back to ninth grade bitch.” Well ninth grade would be about six grades farther than you went you greasy little psycho. Oh and I guess group activities make them hungry cause they are all stuffing their faces.

Hey Stinky, stop hogging the dip!

Except Amber who wants to say something but is afraid she will get tag teamed as well so she just stands there. Boston tells us that “In Boston how we do it is, we use fists. You never take your shoe off and swing at someone.” That may be how the city of Boston does it but YOU pulled hair like the pathetic loud mouthed poser you are. Cut to scenes from before where Boston takes her stinky ass shoe off and demonstrates how she will hit someone with it if they don’t apologize. LOSER.

And she continues with, “Cause if you are a real girl from Boston how you do it is you hit it with your fist.” Cut to Boston in the limo a few episodes ago swinging her shoe at the other girls. She keeps going. Shut up you pathetic bitch. (by the way, Cherie is not in a sugar coating sort of mood.)

Go suck a bean bitch.

Tiff stands up and says “Don’t even worry about it I was just trying to get her not to crack nobody in the head.” Hahahaha! Speaking of cracked in the head, she only waved her tiny ass shoe at you heffers AFTER you all grabbed her by the hair. So why didn’t you jump in and stop Boston and Bait from pulling her hair out Miss Hero?

Nice of you to join us. Now shut up!

Trashley apparently wakes up from a deep coma and is all “Didn’t she try to hit her shoe on somebody?” Thanks for participating ManFace, the more times y’all repeat that shit the better your story will be for the cops.

Tiff is all, well she didn’t hit me and Boston is all thats why I grabbed her hair. No you grabbed her hair because you are a follower and you think you are a badass and only one of those is true.

Tiff keeps saying “But she didn’t hit with the shoe. I was trying to get it out of her hand.” And Boston is fully in DENIAL where she just keeps repeating her lame as story about how she’ll hit back with her fists ten times stronger. LOL I guess they edited that part out.

ManFace Trashley takes this opportunity to re-enact Midget on the ground kicking and saying “Get these bitches off me.” She thinks its funny.

A skank in it’s natural position

Tiff tells us she is not proud of what happened because she played a part in getting everyone all riled up and that they should all be very upset and re-evaluating themselves right now. And I’m stumped. Because that sounds like the old Tiff. The one I loved. Only I’m pretty sure she’s just going to turn back into the TiffMonster if I give her the benefit of the doubt so thanks but no thanks. I ain’t buying it.

Boston says that Midget better not walk back into that house because she will knock her out “so hard, she will never know the difference between day and night.” And she demonstrates. Just when I think she can’t get any more pathetic she proves me wrong.

Tiff is telling Sarah that this is what happens when she drinks. That she starts tripping over small ass things and that’s why she doesn’t drink. Sarah has yet to say a word. Tiff keeps talking about how they started fighting because she was so upset. That because she was upset they got angry at the first thing they saw and the first thing they saw was “Cookie”. More self awareness. Nope, still ain’t buying it.

Sometime later Midget is sitting on her bed, I am assuming in a different room probably at the same hotel. The doctor comes in and asks her what happened and she tells him.

Say ‘ello to my lil stethoscope.

Oh Lord, lol, ok she’s a little drunk. He just asked her if she can breathe ok, and yes he has an accent but he was touching his nose as he said it and Midget picks up a card and says “I am pretty sure I can READ ok.” And she reads the card in spanish and then says it hurts when she talks. I know it’s not funny. But it is funny. Bless her heart! He doesn’t correct her but does an exam.

He asks her if she fell and she says “I got kicked in the face.” and she starts to cry. He asks her if she has allergies and she says no and he writes her 2 prescriptions, one for pain, one for inflammation. And she continues to cry as I sit here hoping that the Fake Ass Five get pus filled boils on their anus area. Nevermind, I’m sure they already have them.

Back to the suite with skanks. Amber, ManFace, and Sarah are reading. Tiff and Bait are laying around and Boston has positioned herself in front of the door.

Hey Captain Psycho, you know this is on film right?

Tiff asks her what she’s going to do and this stupid bitch claims she is going to “Fuck her up when she comes in.” Tiff asks her “What if she’s in the hospital?” Bait doesn’t think so but Tiff says “What if?” Boston wants to know if they are going to keep talking about this. Tiff wants to set the record straight and says “Cookie never tried to hit me with her shoe. She took it off after y’all released.” and she makes a hand gesture like when Boston bony little fingers were grabbing Midget’s hair.

Ok and she’s telling the truth. I’m starting to buy it. She seems sincere. Amber tells us that Tiff seems really concerned about Midget while the other girls don’t. Pardon me, why is she not LOOKING for her friend???

Bait blathers some shit about how if it has to do with her friends she will be right there blah blah blah and Boston snarls, literally snarls, that she will wait up all night for her to walk in that door. “Trust me on this! Trust me on this one!” And she smirks dementedly.

Remember when she wasn’t pathetic? Yeah, me neither.

The next morning Sarah finally speaks. She says “So Amber’s not here?” Bait says “If she’s smart she’ll come back and hold her tongue.” Sarah wonders if Midget will come back to stay or just to get her stuff. Bait prefers she leave but says her “wants aren’t heard.” Yeah get used to that psycho cause you don’t usually get much choice in the nuthouse. Then she brags that they “jumped” Midget last night and she tells us that she knows she kicked her several times last night but in her eyes she didn’t do anything wrong. She is too stupid to live. She just confessed ON CAMERA! Oh she’s not finished. She shows everyone her dirty 6 inch long toes because they are bruised from kicking Midget. And she laughs.

I bet she picks her nose with those.

The hyenas go downstairs, probably to eat some more and ManFace wonders if Midget will come back. Then Sarah says something about Midget leaving and they all agree that if she did the other Amber would too. And they all get excited and high five each other. Boston claims they would “rock out for the next two weeks. Well lets not give our hopes up.” Stick a clam in it bitch.

We suck yay!

They wonder if perhaps they can have a “house vote” and vote the Amber’s out. Sarah tells us that it has crossed her mind that someone could go home but she doesn’t know who it would be and she’s getting nervous.

Amber is finally seen in Midget’s room. Amber tells us that Midgets face is scratched up and messed up and the poor thing has obviously been beaten. Uh, yeah YOU STOOD THERE WATCHING IT! Amber tells Midget the others are talking shit and Midget gets upset and wants to know wtf they are mad at her for. For dancing and having fun? And she calls them the Fake Five lol. Midget says everyone was so mad at her and Amber says “Not everyone just Ailea.” Did this girl black out? Midget says it was Boston too and Amber starts telling her how sorry Tiff is.

So where were you when I was getting the crap kicked out of me?

Midget tells us that she’s been hurt so many times in this house and just smiled and this time she just doesn’t want to just get over it. She tells Amber she will take a day to think about it and Amber says “I hope you aren’t thinking of going home. Just think of the smiles on their faces.Their evil nasty faces.” Midget doesn’t care. She’s pissed. And a pissed off Midget is something to be feared. Midget says she’s giving herself a day and then she’s gonna leave.

Sad Midget.

Back in the Whore Room, Sarah asks Amber about Midget. She says she knows nothing. Sarah says “You went to see her right?” Amber says yes and she’s thinking of leaving and her jaw is messed up. Bait screeches “Her jaw is fine!” Shut up Beaver. Just because you’ve been seen by more doctors than Sybill doesn’t mean you are one.

Boston says if she’s messed up from that then she can’t get into a real fight. Oh so you are acknowledging that that wasn’t a fight? That’s progress. Bait says she knows “beating on Cookie was wrong, but in the right way it felt so good.”

I am starting to believe her. Sort of.

Tiff says “I don’t know if her jaw is broken or swollen, she don’t deserve that.She’s our room mate. She’s not just a bitch off the street. What if one of us was did like that. What if one of us was potentially going home? Nobody be sitting here proud. For what? Ailea kicking her while Boston has her? That’s gang banging!” And she continues calling Bait out on kicking her while Boston has her by the head. TIFF, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING?

Tiff says she isn’t proud of how she acted and she tells Boston that she was wrong too. Boston asks Tiff what she was supposed to do when Midget had her hands in her face. Tiff says slap them away but you went from her wrists to her hair. And Boston whines its because “you get so mad.”

Holy shit Tiff starts reciting: “EXCUSES! Excuses are tools of incompetence used to build monuments of nothingness. And those who specialize in them seldom amount to anything.” She says “You don’t make excuses for what you did. What you did is what you did. And you grabbed her ass first.” Amen sister! Hell if there was an 800 number I’d pledge money I’m so moved by what she just said!

Uh Oh Boston is not happy. Boo freakin hoo! She says “Now are we defending Cookie?” Hahaha well it sure don’t take a sack of rocks upside her head to get a point now does it? Although a sack of big fat rocks upside her head couldn’t hurt.

Tiff says it’s not about defending her it’s about defending the fact of what happened. Tiff tells us that Bait and Boston were wrong and the situation is completely fucked up and she doesn’t feel this is the end of it.

Welcome back girl, I missed you!

Ruh Roh it’s the popo’s! As the skanks are sleeping there is loud knocking on the door. Sarah lets the crew in in a towel and she is told that the police are here and she needs to go upstairs and talk to them. Sarah tells us she can’t believe this is happening. She doesn’t think this is a scare tactic, she thinks it might be serious.

Bad girls bad girls, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you!

They wake the other bitches up and tell them the police want to speak to their hideous asses.

ManFace wanders to the rooftop and asks if this is a joke. No but you are. She doesn’t find it funny. Amber tells us in a gleeful voice that she’s shocked but thankful that something is being done about these vicious bitches.

Bait is up first and looks scared shitless. She is told that the managers of the club complained about a fight and they had footage and he wants to know who threw the first punch? Bait innocently doesn’t recall anyone throwing a punch. She’s right about that. Then she tells a bullshit story about how they were all walking outside and Midget started putting her hands in their face. And saying “Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up.If you come up next to me I’ll beat your ass.” Hey Bait show them your toes.

It was Boston, she did it, she’s guilty!

She continues by saying “That’s when Boston and Midget had each others hair.” Wow talk about skipping a few steps. He asks if she hit Midget. Suddenly she’s not so proud of her blue toes because she can’t remember hitting Midget. Hahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!! She mumbles some more vague bullshit and then when asked basically who the guilty party is she doesn’t just throw she slings Boston’s ass under the bus! Hahahaha! happy dance! So much for the Fab Five.

I told them coppers they’d never break me!

Outside she goes acting all innocent and when asked what’s going on she says “I’m thinking Amber’s pressing charges.” I’m thinking you just ratted Boston out so why don’t you tell them THAT you sniveling little beaver toothed back stabbing coward? When asked against who she doesn’t say Boston. She says “Someone.” LOLOLOL!

Midget has arrived. She tells us that whoever kicked her needs to be thrown out of the Bad Girls Club and needs to go home, but going to jail in Mexico is really really bad.
Oh crap that means she ain’t pressing charges. I would so press charges. PoPo asks her who did the kicking and hitting and she tells them she doesn’t know they were coming from all directions.

She asks if they can tell her? He says “The girl with the brown dress.” Midget says “Whitney.” He says they will now go talk to Whitney and Midget says “You aren’t going to take her to jail are you?” He says it depends. Midget looks shocked.

Up on the rooftop of fear, Sarah says if they take someone to jail they can’t just leave them there. ManFace says that Mexican law is scary because they can do whatever they want and also they perform transgender surgery on the cheap! So Boston goes to talk to the cops wearing a bikini.

Whut ah yoos looking at?

He tells her there is a complaint and she wants to know if she needs a lawyer. Oh I get it. This ain’t her first rodeo. He says she doesn’t need a lawyer but that it was seen on the video that she kicked Midget in the head. Boston is all “In the head? Oh no! I would never kick anybody in the head!” He tells her the problem is that because she started it…and she loses her shit and says she didn’t start it. He says video says otherwise. She wants to know if he heard it? “She threatened with her shoe!” He says threats are one thing aggression another. Boston says “She was pulling MY hair!” Haha this is so beautiful right now. Whiney ass Whitney suddenly ain’t so tough!

Settle down snake face.

He tells her not to raise her voice at him and she calms down and says she isn’t. LOLOL oh I guess that’s how they do it in Boston huh? Talk a big game until the cops arrive and then whine and deny and be a big ass baby. Your city must be so proud. Now please go back to it.

She tells him she’s confused but he ain’t. He says the video shows her kicking and they are going to throw her in jail. Dun dun duhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Boston says “So that’s it then? What about the girl in the blonde hair?” He says something along the lines of the video shows you were a punk ass bitch and started the whole thing so suck it. I may be paraphrasing…a little. Hahaha then he tells her the other girls pointed her out! She can’t believe it. Crap he tells her there won’t be any charges filed but he highly recommends she get out of town before someone else files a charge. Damn, couldn’t ya let her sweat a little more? I was having fun!

Not so tough now huh?

She is shocked they are asking her to leave town but agrees. To the rooftop! She tells them she must leave town. What? Why? (These skanks really are hopeless) She tells them she was the most aggressive in the fight and in order to not have other complaints filed she has to leave. She says that she thinks everybody is confused and doesn’t know what’s going on. I ain’t confused. You suck.

Here come the producers! Some dude who looks like Moby says first rule of BGC is no hitting. There was hair pulling but it was the kick that crossed the line. Cut to footage of Boston sucker kicking Midget while she’s on the ground.

Producer #2 says it’s obvious what needs to happen and then Moby tells Boston to pack her shit, leave the country and the show. Ya hear that Boston? That’s the sound of the city of Boston trying it’s best to relocate. Boston is all ” There’s nothing we are going to do about it, you are just gonna send me home?” Yep! Moby says a lot of people were involved but it is undeniable who the main culprit was.

The culprit.

Apparently it’s not so undeniable to Boston because she says “She’s the instigator. She’s the one who said I’m gonna fuck all you guys up and all this and she’s not going home but I am?” Yep. #2 tries again to explain that there is a difference between instigating and physically kicking someone when they are on the ground. Boston asks her now silent cohorts if they understand whats going on and ManFace offers “I am pissed that you’re going home and Cookie’s not!” Shut it tranny.Tiff has tears rolling down her face as the skanks go inside to pack her shit.

Don’t cry for me Argentina…..

In the room Boston is being her usual cartoon of a human. She says “This is for Boston. In Boston this is how we do it. (You mean gang jump a girl and kick her while she’s on the ground then lie about it?) She continues, “Don’t let a motherfucker step all over us. We don’t put up with fuhgayzies?? we don’t put up with fakes and we especially don’t put up with people from Minnesota like Cookie. That’s not what happens.”

I don’t gots no fwends.

Cut to BoogerFace Bait snotting about how she doesn’t have many friends and Boston is her friend and wah wah wah. Two things, she doesn’t have many friends? SHOCKER! Second thing, if Boston is such a friend, why did you rat her out the first chance you got? Boston says she can’t say it was a good ride but it was fun. Whatever. Leave already. Lots of we love you, bad girls forever blah blah blah. See ya!

Please don’t call or write..or breathe.

Amber tells us that everybody is crying and she’s all excited because the Fake Five is now the Fake Four. I feel so close to her right now. Off she goes to tell Midget. Midget says she’s glad she went home but she didn’t want her in jail. I wanted her in jail and I wanted footage of when she came up against Big Maria wanting to make her her puta!

Amber tells Midget That Bait confessed to kicking Midget also. Then Amber tells her that when she comes back “they just don’t want you saying you were the victim.” Midget’s all hello I am the victim! She tells us she’s glad Boston is gone but Bait needs to go to. She says she knows there is more drama to come.

Midget tells Amber she wants Bait gone. She kicked her and admitted to it and there are no second chances when you hurt her. Cut to the skanks in the pool saying “She owes us a Whitney.” Hang on my dog’s in the yard taking a shit, I’ll mail it to you.

Oh gross they are all topless and Bait is saying “We are four bitches that will fuck you up.” Yeah but only if you can all do it together and only after the victim hits the ground. Bait’s nasty ass tells us she feels bad for nothing. She was enraged and took it out on Amber’s ass and thats what happened. And she does that icky beaver grin.

Icky beaver.

Later we see Midget in the suite. The other girls say nothing and then Tiff tells us that she’s just waiting for Midget to say something, anything to them. Midget by the way also has bruises on her. Midget tells us she didn’t want to be the victim but she was and the girls are giving her the silent treatment. I’d consider that a gift from the heavens.

They all get ready and go out to eat. Still without speaking to Midget. Sarah tells us that she’s sitting close to Midget and she’s trying her best to make her feel un-included and unwanted. You know like she feels most of the time. Skank.

At the table Sarah and crew are making small talk about bullshit and as it turns out bull balls. There is a picture on the wall of a bull with huge balls.

How quaint.

Midget gets up from the table and leaves and someone wonders what she’s doing and Sarah says “Drowning herself in the toilet.” No bitch toilet dwelling sound more like your style. HATE.

In the bathroom Midget is crying. She tells us she is angry and hurt and she just doesn’t want them to know they are getting to her. Back at the table Tiff wonders if she’s in there crying and Bait says “Does she want sympathy?” ManFace says “No bitch, you made your bed you lie in it. You cry you do what ever the fuck you want but don’t makes us look like the bad ones.”

Those hormone injections make a tranny cranky.

Sarah chimes in just as Midget walks back up and says “I’ve always said if someone wants to go home, let them go. That’s my thing.” Oh I thought your thing was being a dirty nasty skanky ho. And I believe I was right.

Midget excuses herself from dinner and Tiff asks her why she’s not eating and she says she just doesn’t want to talk about it right now cause it’s not a good point. As soon as she leaves ManFace says “Fuck that bitch . She deserves to cry. I don’t care.” Odd how she can never say her nasty little remarks to her face.

Tiff tries to be sympathetic but Bait jumps in with “I have been at worse points in my 21 years of existence than she is right now. So I’m sorry but she needs to grow up and deal with it.” Then she tells us that its all an act Midget does to get attention and she isn’t falling for it. Really? This coming from a psychotic little daddy fucker? (Did I mention I’m in a mood?)

Wah wah I don’t gots no daddies!

Tiff says she doesn’t care, there has to be a line drawn where it’s done. And she tells them she is going to go check on Midget. And she says “It’s the correct thing to do in my mind.” Bait says “So basically you are going to go up there to make sure she’s not laying on the floor dead.” Tiff starts shaking her head and Bait keeps yapping, “So if she wants you to stay..” Tiff says “I ain’t staying, now come on Ailea..” and I can’t understand what was said after but Tiff tells us she’s not a child and she doesn’t need Bait or anyone questioning any of her decisions. She says she doesn’t question any of them “whether they are sucking face or having sex or doing whatever the fuck they do.”

Later Amber and Tiff are walking and Tiff tells Amber that Bait is pissing her off. It’s about time. She tells her she’s a bitch but when someone locks themselves in the washroom balling their eyes out, you don’t leave them like that.

Midget is in bed and Amber tells her Tiff wants to talk to her. Tiff sits on the bed next to her. Tiff asks her if she’s ok. Midget says yes just mad. Tiff just wants to make sure Midget is ok and Midget says again “I am pissed. And I am hurt and why is everyone pissed at me?”

Tiff says that she told Bait and Boston that they were bogus. But she does think Midget played a part in it. But she says it should never have went that far. Tiff apologizes to Midget and says “At that point I stopped being a leader and started being a follower.”

Tiff tells us she is completely ashamed of herself for getting wrapped up in this whole Fab Five gang mentality. She says she would never want anyone to put her through what they put Midget through. She tells a crying Midget not to let anyone ruin her trip and what happened happened . She says they still have whats left of tonight.

Midget tells us she’s glad Tiff is talking to her again and recognizing that what happened was wrong. She hugs her. They hug each other. They love each other. All’s well.

The party goes on. Sarah is with Andres from the beach and ManFace is with Yvan. Manface is tired of all the drama and so she is just going to “ravish Yvan”. Wow won’t he be surprised when he finds her dick.

Is that a mic pack in your pants?

Oh gross, tongues everywhere. Just all around nasty shit. Andres is about to take a shot from between Sarah’s legs.

Good thing he has no sense of smell.

In walks Tiff with both Ambers. They find the skanks and Midget waves at them and Sarah makes this face.

Did I shower this week?

Midget tells us she wants to tell them to fuck off but she knows they will just attack her again. She and Amber start doing shots. And Amber says “Bye Boston!”

ManFace, Sarah and the two locals head back to the hotel. ManFace tells Sarah that Yvan says he goes to tourists hotels every day. Then she says she doesn’t want any Mexican venereal disease. Only American diseases will do for her. How un-PC of her!

Sarah tells us that she and ManFace are using their sex appeal to get what they want from these boys. Oh Sarah, you are putting out like a subway station, as usual, stop making it sound like you are somehow “tricking” them. Oh wait…

Ew, grossness all around. Sarah says she has not only met a hot guy but she is bouncing up on it and it doesn’t get better than this in Cancun. ManFace is all over her dude as well.

Uh, where’s the other dudes head?

Later ManFace and Sarah are high fiving getting laid. Sarah asks if its bad that she just did Noah’s high five after fucking a weird Mexican? ManFace says since she used a condom it doesn’t count. High fives again! Yay. Ugh. And now I understand why most other countries call us “ugly Americans”.

The next morning Bait is asking (trying to start shit) Tiff if Midget has said anything. Tiff tells her she’s mad. That she’s just as upset as everyone else and she had nothing to do with Boston going home. That she doesn’t want to say the wrong thing but also doesn’t know the right thing to say. Basically she’s walking on eggshells. Bait rolls her eyes.

Tiff says she has realized that she ain’t perfect and everybody ain’t innocent. She says she didn’t do anything to make it better. Ya know what would be a start? Throw Bait off the roof. ManFace still doesn’t care. She says maybe its because she was never close to her. No, I think it’s because you are a two faced self centered slut who should probably pick up some antibiotics. But that’s just me, I have a soft spot for people.

Try some mouthwash.

Tiff says she has a heart and she doesn’t want to see nobody breaking down and Midget was broken. Bait says she let her anger at Midget get the better of her and she will apologize. In her own way. In her own time. Maybe. Tiff tells us that wrong is wrong and Bait broke the rules and that Bait is happy she got away with it and she needs to be called out on it. And I’m feeling the urge to do another happy dance cause the name of this episode is Two For One and I think Christmas just came early!

As night falls, Tiff calls a house meeting. When everyone is seated Tiff says “Y’all may not agree with what I am about to say and it has nothing to do with me having a conversation with Cookie or anybody else. It has everything to do with my mind and what my heart tells me, and Cookie was attacked. Not only did Boston do what she did to her but Ailea kicked her several times for no reason.” Cut to Bait’s evil face.

Who me?

Tiff continues saying “If the tables were flipped and that was one of us what the fuck is the difference?” And it’s official I love Tiff again. She keeps going as Sarah stares blankly. “It looks like y’all are cold hearted like y’all forgot y’all morals and y’all values and y’all are so stuck on hating Cookie that y’all not looking at the bigger picture of where is wrong at who did what wrong and maybe this time she really was the victim.” Bait tries to say something and Tiff tells her she is not done.

Shut it beaver teeth!

“So for me y’all can hold up the division if y’all chose to I’m done. In my eyes she was a victim and if it was any one of us we’d be pissed the fuck off so she has every right to be pissed right now in my motherfucking eyes.”

Bait chimes in with “But I did say I know I was wrong.” Tiff says no, “You said I will apologize when I am ready. When you are sorry for something you are sorry right then and there and you apologize to that individual because you want to. I came up here and apologized and talked to Cookie because I felt that in my heart from my heart and I wanted to. You don’t give a fuck and that’s the truth. And you know you don’t give a fuck. In your mind it was not bogus, you were not wrong, you were gloating about kicking her and you really didn’t care that possibly you may have hurt her. On top of that, that’s yo room mate.” All Bait can say back is “I know.”

She tells us that she’s shocked right now because Tiff called her out and she doesn’t know why. Because you are a nasty little monster and you are wrong. Go away.

Bait tells everyone after sighing “If I need to go home, then I’ll go home. Because I know I kicked you. I said it. I’m not going to lie.” Not now lol. And she tells Midget that if she wants her to go home she’ll go home. And…..commercial!

And we’re back. Bait tells us that she really doesn’t want to say she’s sorry but she feels she has too. And she laughs. She tells Midget she doesn’t know how she feels, “you feel attacked, you were, and I…I’m…I’m sorry.” And she almost spits it out. Midget finally speaks and says no one has asked her side of the story or how she feels. ManFace just looks like she needs to poo.

dee de dee!

Sarah tries to turn it around and say Midget hasn’t approached herself, ManFace or Bait to tell them.” Funny how getting ganged up on by a bunch of shrews will make you not want to speak to them. Midget tells her she didn’t feel like she should have to and she tells Bait she is pissed, so pissed at her. Bait says “Be pissed.”

Midget says they haven’t even told her why they were so pissed at her that night. Bait says she has her reasons and when she’s ready to talk about it she will. Midget says she thinks she is trying to buy time to come up with a story about why she was mad and Bait denies that and says it was a lot of built up emotions. Yeah that’s called feces flinging batshit insane.

Bait keeps half assed saying she is sorry she gloated and didn’t come up to her earlier and blah blah blah. She isn’t the least bit sorry and it shows. Amber tells us that Bait should never have touched Midget and that if Midget doesn’t throw Bait out of the house she will kick her. All that bravery would have been a lot more helpful when Midget was being kicked on the ground. Shut it Amber.

Oh Lord, now Bait brings the tears. She’s here because she’s trying to work out the right and the wrong. Oh I see and getting drunk, screwing everyone you meet, talking shit behind everyone’s back and gang fighting is just your process. What. Ever.

Hahahahaha! Midget tells her she doesn’t care what she has to say she wants her to leave! Chew on that beaver teeth! Bait pops her neck from side to side and gets up and goes upstairs while Sarah looks on all pitiful.

Change the locks and hide the knives.

Midget tells Amber she feels a lot better now. LOL. Tiff tells us she’s sorry that Bait has to leave but you can’t go around not expecting consequences to happen because they do. Cut to everybody hugging Bait and she tells us that she has made 4 great friends and having to separate hurts. Boo hoo, later nutbag! And then she says she thinks she and Midget will meet again and it’s gonna be bad for Midget. Yeah but more than likely you’ll be wearing a straight jacket so it’s all good.

Sarah hugs ManFace and cries and I just noticed that she has a nose ring, I thought she had a booger the whole episode.

Maybe its a wart.

Midget tells us that Bait was not sincere and she needs to fucking go! And with that Stinky Beaver Toothed Geezer/Fossil Bait is history! I am so gonna miss her. Did that sound sincere?

I’m sure we’ll see her on the news. Soon.

So what do you guys think about Tiff’s transformation? Do you think it will last? Are you as sad to see Boston and Bait go as I surely am? Tee hee. Next week we have a special edition of BGC where the Amber’s show unseen footage and do commentary. Is that something you guys want recapped? Until next time, big smooches!

Cherie