This Is NOT The Amber Show!

This week on Bad Girls Club..the wrath of all things skank comes down on the Ambers, Ashley gets chubbier, there’s a bar fight, and lots of backstabbing and hypocrisy! Is everyone wearing tall rubber boots? You’re gonna need ‘em cause the shit is deep in this episode!

First thing we see are the girls in the cars on the way home from Vegas. And Midget is mooning truckers. Sarah doesn’t find it amusing and she is sick of The Amber Show. And furthermore Sarah doesn’t believe that they should even be there because they are NOT bad ass. Like she is.

Bad ass. If bad ass = skanky hypocritical moron.

After arriving home the Amber’s are obviously very bored and decide to hide gummi bears all over the house. They think it’ll be a great prank and piss the others off. I’d say that’s a good bet since anything you two do pisses them off.

10 seconds later the gummi bear burst into flames.

They put gummi bears in their food. Bad move. Placing gummi bears around the house is one thing, violating food is another. Midget puts one on someones nasty vibrator. They also molest the statue of David which I think is actually funny.

Why does this statue smell like Sarah?

Midget tells us that she is basically sick of “girl world” and wants to tell the others to fuck off and she will do her own thing.

The next day brings the sunshine that is Geezer Bait swearing that if she finds another gummi bear she’s gonna burn something or kill people. I take it she’s not a morning person. Or afternoon. Or night.

In the kitchen more gummi bears. Sarah tells the Amber’s that she knows they like to put gummi bears everywhere but they had a deal. No one touches other peoples stuff. Finding gummi bears in her food is not cool. Then she tells us that she cannot stand the Amber’s and she’s trying to stay calm and cool and not let their antics bother her but she’s also keeping an ear open in case they slip up and she can catch them. WTF?

Agent Sarah, keeping the world safe from gummi bear crimes.

Midget tells her that it wasn’t done to hurt her and Amber says there will be no more gummi bears. Sarah just looks like she smells ass. Which she probably does.

Out in the smoke room later Sarah is trying to subtly talk Geezer Bait into trading in Geezer Dude for Fazil. Geezer Bait is more attracted physically to Fazil and yet Geezer Dude satisfies her on an emotional level. Geezer Bait tells us that she’s only young once so why not have fun. She’ll tell Geezer Dude eventually.

Later AGAIN in the smoke room, the Drab Four are talking. About how they think Ashley fits with them better. Because they are always relaxed.

Relaxed or Retarded? You be the judge.

The girls are getting ready for a night out. Ashley says she’s hardly wearing any make up and no lashes. As she’s putting on mascara. Sarah tells her she thinks she looks much better with less make up. Aww they are bonding. Boston pops in to say Geezer Dude is on the phone and she’s already told him where they are going. This concerns Sarah as he wasn’t supposed to know. Fazil will be at the club they are going to. Geezer Bait then goes to the phone and plays sick and tells him that it’s just a girls night out thing and she will see him tomorrow.

Girls night out, pinky swear!

Later at The Parlor, the girls are so sick that they begin having convulsions on the dance floor. Then guess who shows up.

That’s a weird looking girl.

Sarah tells us that Noah is very “Hollywood” and she has a crush on him. Hollywood?

Say goodbye to Hollywood.

Sarah tells Noah that Fazil better put in some work because Geezer Bait has another dude. But don’t tell him she said that. Keeping it real and all. Noah immediately heads for Fazil to tell him. Fazil asks Geezer Bait where this dude is and she says California. Fazil looks like he hears his Mommy calling him.

I’m a hobo not a fighter

Geezer Bait is telling us once again how she is torn between the two and I’ll be glad when something remotely interesting happens so they will stop showing this whiny loon and her “man” problems.

Cut to Ashley unable to find her purse. She asks politely if anyone has seen it.

Where the fuck is my purse?

She completely loses her shit and starts screaming. Tiff tries to calm her ass down but she ain’t hearing it.

Then she starts screaming at some dude that her baby brother has Down’s Syndrome and the only pictures she has of him are in the purse that has obviously been stolen.

In other words, settle down or get kicked out nutcase.

After Ashley has thrown her shit fit and even tipped the table over Tiff asks her yet again if she asked any of the other girls might have it. She says no. And continues to have a fit. Tiff goes to the Amber’s and asks them and lo and behold Amber took it to keep it safe after Ashley left the table with her purse unattended.

Thieving BITCH!

Tiff tells Ashley that she has told her to never leave her purse like that and now she’s done gone and had a fit for no reason. Instead of being grateful that Amber took it for safe keeping this bitch loses her shit again and starts screaming at “those blonde bitches.” According to Ashley, if you take something of hers and don’t tell her, you are stealing from her. And with that she earns the title Trashley. How fucked up can she be? And now she’s making me defend Amber! For this she must die!

You’re welcome, bitch!

Amber tells us that Trashley is acting like a drunk child and I agree. And she’s also being a fucking bitch. Geezer Bait adds fuel to the fire by telling Trashley “You already know the majority of the house has a problem with the Amber’s.” And drunk ass Trashley responds “Well guess what I am gonna throw down cause I don’t give a fuck!”
After Trashley yells at Amber not to fucking stare at her anymore or she’ll knock her out they leave.

Someone needs to call Jenny.

Trashley tells us she thinks the Ambers are only there to irritate them and they are nothing like the other girls. Oh and just by the by, has anyone noticed that Trashley seems to be all over the place weight wise? One minute she’s thin and the next she looks like she’s bloated all to hell?

Back at the house, Trashley sees that maybe she over reacted tonight and apologizes…to everybody except Amber and Midget. WTF? Sarah tells her the only reason she would need to apologize is if she ruined her good time and she didn’t. How big of you Sarah, you idiot. You weren’t the one Trashley lost her shit on.

Upstairs Amber and Midget are discussing how floored they are that they tried to do something nice and it back fired like that. Next time leave the bitches purse and when it gets stolen laugh at her ass. Hate. Amber tells us that she isn’t afraid of these girls now that Kayla is gone. And she warns Midget that the real her is gonna come out.

Poor little flu germs.

The next morning everyone is sick. They seem to have come down with the flu. Everyone except Amber. While the others stay home and cough and wheeze she offers to go get them medication while she’s out tanning. Does this girl never learn? NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED!

Next thing we see is 2 hours later. Sarah is in the smoke room. Bitching. I am shocked. She’s saying thanks for the meds 2 hours later I could have gone and gotten them myself in 15 minutes. Then why didn’t you? There are 2 cars you ungrateful hag. Of course Geezer Bait is in total agreement. Sarah continues to bitch about Amber saying she’d be gone 1 hour but its been 2 and bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch! Then Amber comes in carrying all kinds of shit and for the first time ever I want to scream “Run Amber RUUUN!!!”

How dare you take so long to do me a favor!

She comes into the smoke room and immediately Geezer Bait asks where she went. Amber says she missed her tanning appointment and spent $75 at Ralphs. Tiff wants to know on what. She says medicine and gummi bears and she forgot the garbage bags. Geezer Bait keeps making poopy faces behind her. Sarah wants to know where else she went and Amber says to get shoes for her dress. Sarah starts complaining about all these sick people waiting for their medicine. Amber says “I got it.” Sarah yaps back that it was only after she went to get shoes. Amber says at least I went. Haha. And she says she was being helpful shouldn’t she get a thank you?

I hear smoking is really good for a cough.

Yeah that’s a negative on the thank you. Sarah just keeps wah wah wahing about how she could have gotten it herself and Amber says “Sorry. I am not doing anymore favors.”
She leaves. Sarah keeps bitching about how clearly Amber didn’t want to tell them she went and got shoes and they were all sitting their sick and wah wah wah! Shut your herpes laden hole you ungrateful twit! Again I am forced to defend Amber because she happens to be right but I don’t like it!

Amber hears Sarah and comes back in and tells her that she is not her servant. Haha. Sarah tries to bitch some more but Amber shouts her down by saying she went out and did something for her goddamn self AND got their meds and that Sarah is being insane and unfair. Sarah doesn’t want to talk about anymore. Which usually happens when you know you are losing a fight. Amber keeps talking and Sarah starts slapping her tar stained hands together and shouting “I don’t want to talk about it!”

Amber is all riled up by this time and tells Sarah she’s being a selfish bitch. Then she screams “I went and I stood in line for you!” She slams out of the room and then yells back “Sarah you’re a slut and I know you had a boob job!” Hahahahaha! If that’s a boob job someone is entitled to a refund. Tiff repeats what Amber says and Sarah, poor sick thing, jumps up and runs after Amber. Back and forth they go.

Boob job having slut!

Sarah keeps screaming back too and tells Amber to shut the fuck up. Midget by the way is being totally silent right now. Then Sarah tells us that Amber called her a whore, no she called you a slut, I called you a whore. Sarah then squeezes her saggies and says “See they are real!” I believe you, believe me.

Real tits. Real saggy tits.

Upstairs Amber is crying to Midget. She says Sarah is completely in the wrong and if she had any valid points her crew would’ve been jumping her shit and since they were quiet it proves how wrong she is. She has a point. And again I don’t like it. Midget tells her “Its called jealousy. They are mad cause you got shoes.” LOL. No they are mad because they are always mad.

Sleep with one eye open.

Midget tells her she’s proud of her for standing up for herself. Amber is glad she called Sarah out on her boob job. Amber needs to look at her own boobs then at Sarah’s and she will see that’s no boob job.

Downstairs Sarah is bitching to the others that Amber keeps yapping about her boob job and her tits are real dammit! Trashley tells us “First of all what’s wrong with fake boobs? And second of all Sarah’s boobs aren’t fake because they are too saggy squishy.

My head is full of silicone too.

Sarah keeps smoking, way to treat that cold dumbass, and saying how she really wanted to hit Amber. She’s shaking she wanted to hit her so bad. Then Geezer Bait says the Amber’s are probably up there saying “Where’s Ashley why isn’t she up here with us?” And Trashley says “I chose my side a long time ago. Those aren’t the kind of girls I’d hang out with you guys are. Tiff says “I said that all the time.” No actually you said “Who is this bitch and then trashed her picture.

And she has a personality to match.

The Amber’s decide to go out so they can get away from Doom, Gloom, Shitty, Slutty and Bitchface. I’ll let you figure out who’s who. As expected the Drab Four plus One have something to say about the Amber’s leaving. They also decide that they would never leave the house after pissing someone off and they are going to play a few pranks of their own. Sarah says they too can play with gummi bears but they are a little bit smarter. I agree. Gummi bears are smarter than you.

Gummi bears cause bloating.

They decide they are going to place the gummi bears that Trashley doesn’t eat all around the place and put oil in their face wash. Geezer Bait decides to chew up a gummi bear and spit it into a bathing suit so that when its washed it will stain. They screw with some jeans and put gummi bears in the laundry detergent. They also spray their clothes with glimmering moisture mist.

Old man’s dong slobber is a bio hazzard.

Then they show the Amber’s out having fun and NOT talking about the coven back at home.

The Eville Ambers.

Midget tells us that she and Amber have fun together and the other girls just sit there and are boring.

Back at home one of the witches decides they should put all the Amber’s shoes on a raft and put it in the pool. Ok now that’s sort of funny. That’s an actual prank. They decide to anchor it with weights so it will stay in the middle of the pool. Again this is actually funny.

Tiff and Trash start singing The Amber Show and dancing around. Tiff has white shit all over her face and she’s creeping me out. She looks like the Joker.

Best prank ever!

Tiff tells us they are proud to have Trashley as the new addition to the Fabulous Five. Oh joy.

The Amber’s arrive home. The Flatulent Five are hiding in the smoke room, of course, peeking out at them. Amber tells us that while they are out the girls played pranks and then she notices her shoes are missing.

Here shoey shoey shoey!

Amber looks everywhere and then tells Midget that her shoes are missing and she doesn’t find it funny. There’s the Amber I know. Sorry chick but when you play pranks you are going to get pranked. Lighten up. Midget realizes her shoes are gone too so they go ask the Coven. Sarah says they are safe and hints for them to look in the backyard. Then they all go out and laugh at them.

That’s way better than the Tanisha prank!

Amber see’s the raft in the pool and yells “Guys that’s so mean.” They just laugh. As Amber tries to get the raft she realizes that there are gummi bears all over it too. See, the gummi bear came back to bite you on the ass. And then promptly died. As she and Midget pull the raft in Amber says that the shoes are ruined. And she says “Those are the ones that are sentimental.” Shut up Amber! Midget just laughs. Amber says the shoes are bubbling. Midget thinks its just smog.

Amber tells us that the humidity has soaked the shoes and she is pissed off. She also says that if they had done that to the others “We would be decapitated right now.” And she’s right. Dammit.

Not like she uses it for much anyway.

As Midget is putting her shoes away all she says is “Malicious or not malicious. That is the question.” And then we see Amber washing her face with the oil tainted face wash. Yeah like she needs more bumps on her face.

The next morning the Ambers are chatting. Midget tells her she should talk to Sarah. I don’t think so. Sarah is a conniving little bitch and talking to her won’t help. Amber thinks Sarah should apologize to her and Midget says that’s not gonna happen and says again that she should talk to Sarah.

Doorbell! Oh look its Old Stinky Geezer Balls himself. Yay.

Here’s some leg spreader gift wrapped booze.

Geezer Bait tells us that she doesn’t feel like she’s cheating on him. She’s just being a 21 year old girl having fun. Oh look he’s brought tequila. And he’s trying his best to get her to drink it. She doesn’t like it. She asks him if he misses her. He does. Barf. He asks if she’s behaving and she says yes. Amber is in the room on the computer and she tells us that Geezer Bait will cheat with anything that walks.

Eew he even smells old.

Everyone else heads out for the night. At the club Sarah see’s Noah and they talk. She asks him if he’s mad she didn’t ask him back to the house the other night. Then she tells him she hasn’t had sex in like 6 weeks, and she’s afraid that if he comes back to the house they will do the deed.

I want it to be special. I know! I’ll bathe.

She continues by saying she’s a horny bitch and if he comes over she will bang him and she doesn’t want to do that here. He promises that he won’t make her do anything. Sarah tells us that she has ruined many a relationship by banging too soon and she wants to make sure she actually likes Noah before she puts out.

Outside Tiff is trying to tell Sarah to chill and drop them drawers. She says Noah likes Sarah and he has a good job and makes good money. Then Tiff tells us that Sarah is using the power of the pussy. But Oxygen puts a meow sound over it and I giggle.

The power of the Meow.

Back at the house Geezer Bait is, shock of all things shocking, talking about the Ambers. She says no one likes them. He says so this is why its 5 on 2? She says “Yeah.” Oh please, could you show more of these two, it’s THRILLING TV!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Everyone comes home and Geezer Dude leaves.

Upstairs Amber is talking to Sarah. Bad move dumbass. She’s telling Sarah that when she was at her first college, she lived with another girl. And it didn’t work out. Geezer Bait is in on the convo as well and when Amber says girls are vicious, Geezer Bait says “No they are vindictive.” Amber continues by saying she never did anything but be nice to this girl. And she says “They, made a big thing out of it and made me out to be a big racist to get me out of the room.” She continues by saying that this girl didn’t go to their RA. She went to a black RA who was known for not liking white girls. Amber was accused of attacking this girl and she says, the judge was black and sided with the girl and she was kicked out of college.

My version of that story will be much better.

Sarah who is acting all sympathetic to Amber tells us that since Amber pissed her off and upset her she will now go and tell everyone everything she knows. Like the sniveling slimy bitch she is.

Geezer Bait tells us that she thinks Amber is a racist and she hates her because she’s dealt with racism and it pisses her off. She has no respect for Amber.

I’m playing hide and go seek with my imaginary friend Stinky.

Later in the car Sarah starts her shit. She tells Trashley, Geezer Bait, and Tiff that she heard Amber say to Midget that you are who you hang around with. Since Amber called Sarah a slut that must mean that she thinks they are sluts too. Talk about going around your elbow to get to your asshole! Of course Tiff is all “I hope that ain’t what she trying to say cause as much bouncing up on it as she been doing and getting her pussy ate while she on her period that bitch better watch her mouth.” That was way more info than I needed.

And she said she kicks puppies and small children!

Sarah’s just getting started. She asks if they’ve heard the story of when Amber was in college? Tiff can’t believe she actually went to college and Geezer Bait offers that Amber was kicked out for making racial comments. Tiff wants details. Sarah says well “She was living with a black girl and she made her life HELL! She would tell her that back in the old days my family owned people in your family for SLAVES!” Wow, that’s a hell of a lot of editing going on there. I know Amber has made comments about not dating outside her race, so her being a racist wouldn’t be a stretch, however that is not the conversation I heard. Now Tiff is pissed off and not the least bit surprised . Sarah just smiles like the evil shit starter she is.

Back at the house the Ambers are laying in the hammock. Midget is saying all of them living together is bringing out the worst in them. Amber predicts a lot of bad shit is gonna start happening in the next week. Midget hopes not. Amber says they will be looking for fights and trying to start shit. Ha if she only knew. Midget tells her to hold her ground and try and keep a positive attitude. Then Amber says she thinks her face wash is making her break out. Midget too. And they are. Cooking oil in the face wash will do that.

Are pimples contagious?

Over at the laundromat the Coven is talking about love and sunshine. Nope. Not really. They are talking about, and I know this will be a shock, the Ambers. Lord give me strength. Geezer Bait is saying that one of the Amber’s said that everyone in the house is a gold digger except for them. Tiff is, guess what, PISSED! She says “I am not no gold digger I am blessed.” So then Tiff offers that the Ambers had a lot to say about Geezer Bait and Geezer Dude. Oh REALLY? And you didn’t?

Ever wonder what evil smells like?

Sarah jumps on board with how “they” said it was disgusting and he’s old and gross and perverted. Then Sarah starts in about Amber saying her boobs are fake and she tells Trashley that Amber said she said her pictures were ugly and a homeless person could have done the same pictorial she did. So then Trashley loses her shit and screams “Those bitches are going down!”

She’s starting to look like the Hulk.

Later in the make up room, the evil ones decide to make stupid comments directed at Amber. Geezer Bait says Geezer Dude wants to take her to Hawaii and Sarah calls her a gold digger. Geezer Bait says “Wait if I am a gold digger that means we all are.” Amber just keeps doing her make up and doesn’t respond. Trashley says “You are who you hang out with so..” Then Geezer Bait says “I think I love Asian food and Oriental food and Filipino food more than American food.” Sarah says that’s racist and Geezer Bait says no just a personal preference. Amber starts biting her nails. Trashley just cackles.

She must have had her wart removed.

Amber goes and tells Midget what the skanks are up to and she says she has never said anything racist. She says Boston has said racist things to her and she did say she didn’t want to date outside her race. But the girls are saying things that she never said or thought. Amber tells us she is sick to her stomach because she doesn’t know what to do. I’d invest in some holy water. Quickly. She says that in the begining she and Midget did do a lot of shit talking but they don’t anymore and she doesn’t think the other girls recognize that.

I have changed. See my halo?

Later they all pile into the limo for another night out. Tiff tells us she’s all excited because they are going to see a cover band called Steel Panthers. Cover bands suck. Except for my brother Will’s band Muddhole. Sarah he wants you to call him. He’s on MySpace.

I hope Midgets shots are up to date.

They all introduce themselves and do a shot before the show. Then one guy says someone needs to show their boobs. Sarah heard the skank whistle..

As did Trashley..

Amber tells us that Sarah and Trashley are acting like sluts. One of the dudes praises Sarah and her sluttiness causing Sarah to be shocked.

How could you tell?

What cracks me up the most is this guy. Trashley and Sarah are showing their tits yet he refuses to let go of Midget.

I will keep you in my pocket and play with you every day!

So the show starts and everything seems to be going well. For about 3 seconds.

And all hell breaks loose. Some girl pushes Trashley so Sarah pushes her. As the fighting goes on some dude yells this and I crack up.

On and on it goes. Finally we hear some dude on a mic say “Get those girls outta here they don’t deserve to be here.” So outside we go and the fighting resumes.

Put me down hippie!

Geezer Bait seems to have lost her mind completely and refuses to calm down. Boston tells us she’s trying to calm her down and she just wants to get home. Geezer Bait just keeps hopping up and down and saying “I will fuck her world up!” They finally pile into the limo and go home.

Blither blather blah blah blah!

Back home Geezer Bait is still losing it and drunk off her psychotic little ass. She’s screaming about how nobody fucks with her bitches and nobody has ever seen her mad. Then she proves how mad she is by throwing shit. Everyone else is quiet. She kicks her chair around and slams it around and says she’ll show you mad!

Wah wah wah blah blah blah!

Suddenly Psycho Bait see’s Amber sitting on the floor and decides now would be a good time to “Fuck your world up” for talking shit about Geezer Dude. Boston tries to tell her do not do this now. So does Tiff. Midget gets the hell outta dodge.

Poopy pants poopy pants poopy pants!

Midget tells us that everybody is all worked up and dramatic and its going to get taken out on whoever they are the most mad at. That would be you and Amber.

Tiff goes to talk to Midget. She tells her that her issue is that if you are going to say shit you should own it. I agree. Why don’t you go first Miss Real? She can’t figure out how Trashley knows things unless the Amber’s are saying them. Let’s see, OR she’s lying and she’s also getting info from you and your crew because all y’all seem to talk about is THEM.

You killed JFK didn’t you?

Midget is like hello I am getting blamed for shit I didn’t say. “That’s not how I feel.” Tiff says “Well if you didn’t say it then who did?” Midget just holds her arms up like she doesn’t know what else to say. Tiff tells us that once again Midget is all I don’t know. Then she says Midget is the ditziest no knowledge having bitch she’s ever known.

Midget tells her maybe its a guilt by association thing. Tiff jumps on that and says “So now Amber said it all.” Midget says “I am not saying anybody said it all but that’s not the feelings I have.” What the hell is “It all” any damn way?

Ya want me to sing it?

Midget tells us that Amber has a history of talking shit about others in the house and so she is guilty by association. Apparently every bad thing ever said in the house came out of their mouths.

Tiff goes and tells the others that she doesn’t know what else to do. She tried to talk woman to woman to Midget. Sarah says “You said it from day one. If you are going to talk shit you better have the balls to say it face to face.” Ha! Pot..kettle..have any of you met?

Tiff tells us that the Amber’s have been very disrespectful and running their mouth and they are tired of it. Oh and she’s sorry it has to come to this but she has to say something. Why don’t you start with saying all the shit you’ve talked behind each girls back. How about that? Sanctimonious asshat.

Real talk, I lie like a mofo.

The trolls pile into the Amber’s room and target Amber. Tiff wants to know who made the gold digger comment? Geezer Bait hops up and down and screams “Yeah who said that shit!” Amber says maybe she said something like that when she was drunk. She doesn’t remember. So Tiff tells her that she just talked to Midget and “basically real talk, I hate to do this to you, but yo girl is throwing you underneath the bus.” Ok. So “I am not saying anybody said anything” is now considered throwing someone under the bus. Get off my screen you colossal dingbat.

Geezer Bait yells that Midget said Amber said everything. Midget says no she didn’t she just said that’s not how she feels. Tiff , Geezer Bait, Trashley are all yelling at once and I can’t understand what the fuck they are saying. Midget tries to put a stop to it by saying they should talk about this shit tomorrow when everybody is sober but these hag sharks have smelled blood and they ain’t going anywhere.

Trashley yells that Amber doesn’t belong there because she’s a” skanky ass who won’t take up for yourself and that’s why you cry bitch.” Huh? Where the fuck is Tanisha when you need her?

Told ya you were gonna need holy water.

Amber tells us that she’s getting yelled at for talking shit when they do the exact same thing but since its the Fabulous Four it’s ok. Actually its the Flatulent Five now.

On and on the yelling goes. And then Geezer Bait takes it a step further and really starts screaming like an insane bitch.

She keeps swinging at Amber and takes something out of her disgusting mouth and throws it at her yelling like a banshee the whole time. Amber keeps asking her what the fuck she’s talking about but I don’t think even Geezer Bait knows. Then she accuses Amber of saying that the four girls behind her are making shit up. No! They would never!

Then the little psycho jumps onto the bed and into Amber’s face. Amber screams at her to calm down. She finally jumps off the bed saying “You better watch out.” Then Psycho says in confessional “Amber you wanna try and talk shit about Kevin, fuck you bitch because I am not ready to have you sit here and talk shit about me my friends or people I care about. Go back to where ever you came from. Racist, PA. Go Back! I will break your face.”

Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo!

Tiff keeps yapping in the bedroom about how she told them it wouldn’t matter because “Both of y’all are gonna stand there with a dead starfish look on y’all face like y’all don’t know whats going on like y’all doing now like a deer in the fucking head lights looking at each other cause that’s what y’all do. Midget says “I am not lying all I am saying is that’s not the way I feel. Why would I ..” but she gets cut off by the hyenas. Tiff says then who said it then?

Tiff tells them she’s done. She “don’t hang with mother fuckers that ain’t real.” Good luck with that whackjob. Tiff tells us that the Amber’s are going to have to learn how to be grown women, stand up for their own selves and fight their own battles. Oh you mean like the one they’ve just fought with FIVE of you bitches?

They look like my head feels right now.

Geezer Bait blithers on about “be prepared for the hurricane!” And then Boston comes in and addresses the Amber’s. It seems she has the most disrespect for Midget because she just sat there like a deer in the head lights. Wow how original. It’s not like Tiff said that 3 minutes ago. She says if she would just admit to everything they would all have respect for her. Then she says “You guys good luck to each other. That’s all I have to say. It’s done. It’s over. The lines are drawn.

Go suck a clam bitch.

So is it just me or have the Flatulent Five gone nuts? Every single girl in that house has talked shit but suddenly it’s just the Amber’s? And don’t look now folks but previews suggest Kayla will be returning. Maybe I am just battle fatigued from this episode but at this point I think I’d rather have Kayla back. Don’t quote me on that.

Till next time folks, big smooches!
Cherie