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Seriously? I have to do a mini recap on LOST NIGHT? That’s like working on Christmas Day!!! Ok it’s Bad Girls Club so I’ll make an exception. Seriously though, what the hell do you expect in this house?
I remember back when I had standards, like a couple of years ago. Ok a decade or so ago. I would never tamper with someones food in hopes they gained weight. I would never ever cheat on my boyfriend. Ok all that’s a lie but it’s what these girls like to do.
PegLeg looks like a tard at the club trying to get her freak on while BirdBeakBarbie tries to keep from molesting her playmate friend who looks like she should be on Kennel Club Weekly.
What’s the point of this show you ask? To keep sick people like you and me occupied. That’s right I am talking about YOU! And me. So anyway BirdBeak’s ugly ass friend is visiting and they make sounds in the night that do not sound like snoring. Especially since they were in the shower. And as Looney put it, “If there aren’t free drinks involved, kissing another girl is cheating.”
Also by the way, acting like a bitch over a $23 tab is weak. That would be the work of Batshit. Have I mentioned how much I hate her? She’s cheating on her boyfriend Formaldehyde. With anything that resembles a penis. Actually penis optional. Pulse optional. She’s just gross and I hate her so there.
Guess what? BirdBeakBarbie calls her delusional boyfriend and when he asks if she licked her PlaymateBarbie girlfriend she gets all mumbly and hangs up the phone. Then bitches about how hard it is to communicate. Yeah that might have been hampered by the fact that you said goodbye and HUNG UP ON HIM.
By the way I do love this show. I don’t know why. It’s an illness I suspect. If you share it with me then you’ll stay tuned for the full recap coming soon.!