All of these “ladies” are not.
Hi, Gasmii! By popular request, we’re now covering Baseball Wives, and it’s my punishment privilege to recap the show for you.
To get you up to speed:
In ep 1 we met the delicate flowers of American womanhood who star in this show, set in Scottsdale. Almost without exception, they are vapid, vacuous, and devoid of any personality or character traits that would make them even remotely likeable – and worse, they’re not funny.
Chantel Kendall is the ex-wife of Jason Kendall – let me stop right here. Why does this show feature 2 ex-wives, and one who was never even a wife? – is painfully thin, needs moisturizer, and has a lot of tattoos.
This might help.
Brooke Villone is the wife of Ron Villone and model, and has modeled in: Milan, Toronto (center of haute couture, eh?), Miami and New York. Just FYI – I modeled once, too, at the Sears Charm School.
Jordana Lund is an ex-girlfriend of Nyger Morgan. Or rather, she says she is an ex-girlfriend. I have my doubts about that “relationship”, and think it’s like the “relationship” I have with Hugh Laurie, which mostly me writing “Mrs. Hugh Laurie” over and over again, with a heart over the “i” in Laurie.
Tanya Grace is the ex-wife of Mark Grace.
Erika Williams is the wife of Matt Williams, and is also a news anchor, apparently.
So of course we start by someone throwing a party so the conflict can happen right away. In this case, it’s Erika hosting. Whom does she invite? Anna Benson, wife of Chris Benson. She’s one of those awful people who “speak the truth” (a/k/a instigate trouble). She loves furs, guns, and apparently being – or at least looking like – the biggest skank in town. Basura Blanca, that’s our Anna. The party features both Chantel and Basura being inappropriate, and a remark by Erika that precipitates a blowup later.
There’s stalking, fur-buying, stripping (by the 2 gals who should never do so) and jumping in pools, and an argument at lunch. Much more on all this in the ep 1/2 recap at the end of the week.
Until then, if you want to read about people who are actually pretty socially adjusted and probably not insane, check my A-List: Dallas recap here.
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