I had to Google Jackie Christie’s daughter because I couldn’t understand her, and tons of articles came up about Old Spice having an even older daughter by another baby daddy, and they do not get along. And last year, when this older daughter went public with her dislike of Basketball Wives (I’m right there with ya), Old Spice went out and cleared the air and said that her eldest daughter has issues because she’s dark skinned black, and that her daughter with Doug is light skinned. Yeah Jackie, I’m sure as a 22 year old, her entire issue with you and the show you’re on is based on how dark her skin is and NOTHING to do with the suitcase of crazy you bring with you everywhere you go.
Opportunistic/Whore Spice invites Wimpy Spice out for lunch because she doesn’t feel like she’s really vibing with Wimpy Spice the way she is with the other girls. Wimpy Spice tells us that her friend, Bambi, (aka Gangsta Spice) and Opportunistic/Whore Spice don’t get along. (Now bear with me, because there’s some language in here that has not shown up on my Word of the Day emails, and I am positive I’m not hearing it correctly.) But Opportunistic/Whore Spice says she has no issue with Gangsta Spice, but now she understands why Wimpy Spice has been (pause, rewind) “throwing shade/shave”. Wimpy Spice wants to know what the conflict is. Opportunistic/Whore Spice says it has something to do with them talking to the same guy, but that she don’t wanna be trippin’ over no guy.
Why isn’t anyone wearing big earrings this week?
Opportunistic/Whore Spice keeps rattling about texts and name changing and Wimpy Spice sits there looking like she’s trying really hard to concentrate, but we hear her interviewing that she doesn’t know Opportunistic/Whore Spice, but she knows her friends and they won’t tell her no lie. Wimpy Spice thinks they should meet because “you know, the code of the street, that’s my girl”… and that once they realize that “it ain’t what it is, we’ll all be cool, right?” (um, right!) Wimpy Spice says that she “runs her ship” with loyalty. What ship you half-witted, push-over?
Straight outta Compton, btch. Fear me and my Skittles.
Opportunistic/Whore Spice doesn’t care one way or the other and so far she’s the only one, once again, that isn’t getting on every last nerve.
Thanks to hi-def TV I got to see deodorant clumps.
Old Spice and Doug are looking for a location to celebrate their 17th wedding and they have decided this year to dedicate their wedding to the gay community. They are BOTH sporting jaunty caps as they meet with the manager of a restaurant/club.
Just two men, walking along, in jaunty caps.
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