Mirel is a cute gay kid with big ears. I feel like Old Spice is trying to get some of that gay Nene love, but I think he’s frightened by her.
Do you have a reservation? We’re totes booked right now.
He mentions bringing in a pool and she’s all “you can bring in a pool?” and he’s all “hell yeah… (pause) um, girl”… Then he invites them upstairs to tour where the naughty stuff happens. And I go to my happy place.
Oh, now I see… she’s your bead. Makes much more sense than that “wife” line.
The gay guy and Doug are doing a hysterical dance, while Old Spice just plods along.
Doug is doing the Dougie.
She informs the manager that because her husband is a famous athlete and she being an “entertainer, model, and designer” that they can really reach FAR into the community, if not the world, to bring awareness to gay marriage.
Right, HE’S a basketball player and YOU’RE a model. Mmm-hmm.
But let’s rewind… she’s an entertainer/model/designer? She’s a train wreck. Or an ugly man, at best. Anyway, Doug stands there looking like he wants to date the manager die.
By show of hands, who here loves women?
Why didn’t you raise your hand?
Old Spice embarrasses herself with some poli-speak-babble. The manager does another dance. I die a little more inside.
My bad. I didn’t mean to raise my hand.
Oh goody, another restaurant. It’s Homewrecker Spice meeting with Wimpy Spice and Scary Sister Spice to talk about her business.
Who’s a stripper? I’m a swimsuit designer.
She has her laptop (probs just relaunching her website, because she is wearing her glasses) and some gifts for the ladies. (Oh wait, Wimpy Spice is sporting a different, yet equally jaunty, cap. Last week it was big earrings, this week it’s jaunty caps… I’m still wearing Old Navy.)
Draya, where is your jaunty cap?
Homewrecker Spice gives them both a Mint Swimsuit that they take out of a Ziploc baggie. They discuss how it’s such a high quality suit, and Homewrecker Spice interviews that they were impressed and shocked that she could do something so great. It’s a bikini. It’s ugly. But it’s basically a bra and panties… not a genius idea.
Oh good. I got the orange one.
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