Homewrecker Spice then announces that she’s willing to give Old Spice another chance. Wimpy Spice pees Skittles in her pants and Scary Sister Spice says that she already has. HA. Suck it Homewrecker Spice… Scary Sister Spice beat you to the punch.
Whatevs, I met with the crazy btch last week. No bigs.
Scary Sister Spice interviews that she just didn’t like how Old Spice was so passive and weak during the food tasting ambush. And “damn yo” it just wasn’t what she expected from Old Spice. Wimpy Spice interviews that Old Spice in still in a new place and she’s centered. Homewrecker Spice says that she’s going on a mission for Sister Spice to see Old Spice and report back with whether or not she’s a new woman.
They discuss the hamster’s moving in Old Spice’s head and my mind starts to wander about what I should make for dinner. Scary Sister Spice is funny again. She just says the funniest things in the funniest way.
Old Spice is having a Skype call with Chani because she wants to ask Chani to be her maid of honor at the gay wedding. Chani tells her that she will do it and also that she’s moving back home, to look for a new place to live in LA.
Can you see both my boobs on the screen?
Old Spice is so excited. She says they haven’t been close since her mom’s funeral… and I should Google it, but I can’t. If you have info, please leave a comment… I’m curious what broke this family apart. As if Old Spice’s personality isn’t enough.
Yes mom, I can. Can you see my disgust?
Old Spice manages to get in a few digs about Chani hurting her heart, because she’s never wrong, but Chani says she’ll do it as long as Old Spice doesn’t send a Town Car to the airport, but that she picks her up herself… the morning of the wedding. (I might have a brain tumor, or this show is giving me a headache.)
Sister Spice meets with Homewrecker Spice to learn how to pole dance. And Homewrecker Spice is known to love the ladies, so she has fun with Sister Spice. But Sister Spice was a hot mess.
Yes Draya, we see you’re great on a pole. But this is Gloria’s YouTube video.
Uh-oh… thank goodness black don’t crack.
She is so not a ballerina/assassin. She’s stiff and awkward and she can’t make her butt shake. She’s worried that lap dancing will be harder to learn than weapons training.
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