Old Spice is really good at convincing these ladies that she’s normal (except Scary Sister Spice) and she interviews that she knew they would all make up, but she just looks completely delusional to me. Like I think she seriously needs help.
I’m not wearing a jaunty cap, because I got myself some new hair.
Old Spice tells Homewrecker Spice about her gay wedding theme and that it’s a tribute to the gay community and Homewrecker Spice says she’s all about it, and she’s very well known in the gay and lesbian community, but she finds it odd that Old Spice is so into it too. (Has she met Doug?)
A gay wedding as a tribute to your husband, interesting… go on…
…right, no one here thought he was gay.
Homewrecker Spice asks Old Spice if she’s gay. And Old Spice says no, but she’s had “experiences” and that if she and Doug weren’t so in love that she would probably go out there and be with a lot of different people “whiling out”. (So, you’re saying you’d be a whore if only you weren’t married to a gay man? I really lead a sheltered life. The only “experience” I’ve had lately was that my internet stopped working and I felt Amish for two days.) ANYwho… lesbians everywhere will just have to pine for Old Spice from afar, because she and Doug are so in love.
You’re assuming “a lot of different people” don’t see you in this position.
Old Spice thinks the tattoo is gorgeous and tells the artist that Doug is gonna love it. I totally wanna know what the tattoo artist is thinking.
Dear Jesus, please help me unsee that muffin-top.
Commercial. (It’s almost over, kids… just hang on for a little bit more.)
Old Spice and Wimpy Spice are meeting and Old Spice wants Wimpy Spice’s headband. I hope she wants it so she can show Wimpy Spice how you’re supposed to actually wear a headband.
It’s a headband, not a tourniquet. PUSH IT BACK.
Old Spice goes into her meeting with Scary Sister Spice from last week and Old Spice thinks it went great. (Hey look! Old Spice is wearing a jaunty cap.)
I didn’t get the memo, but Doug told me ALL about the jaunty cap theme.
Old Spice babbles on about then meeting with Homewrecker Spice and how THEY too had a great time and that she thinks Homewrecker Spice is hilarious. Wimpy Spice interviews that she knew unicorns existed and that everything is right with the world now because these ladies are sisters.
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