Wimpy Spice may then have gone a little too far when she told Old Spice that if they ever think that Old Spice is going crazy again, they’re going to tell her that she needs to go see a therapist. And instead of stopping, she goes on to compare Old Spice to a crack whore and that if they had an aunt who was a crack whore, they shouldn’t just keep giving that auntie food as she lays on the street. (So, yes, Old Spice… she’s referring them the rest of them as sisters and you’re the crack whore aunt… Oye vey… Hats off to Wimpy Spice.) Old Spice is interviewing in new hair. And it’s not good. I can’t say it’s worse. It’s all been bad… but I think this hair would look better on a, shall we say, “lighter skinned” person. Also, Old Spice, Peter Pan collar in mint green… does NOT work for you. Or any man for that matter.
Some women look sweet in Peter Pan collars. The key is that they’re women.
Old Spice interviews that Wimpy Spice is so far off with her crack whore auntie comparison because she’s in such a beautiful place. Thankfully, the conversation is cut off because Homewrecker Spice is calling Old Spice to talk about the get together that she promised to plan, and Old Spice is so excited to hear what she came up with for the ladies. Turns out Homewrecker Spice’s plan is that Old Spice have a party at her house and invite everyone there. Haha. That’s how I’d throw a party. “Hey y’all, I’m having a party. It’s at Sue’s house. Hey Sue, do you mind picking up a few pizza’s and some wine? Great… It’s gonna be off the chain, be-ach…” (How do you spell be-ach?)
Sure we’ll go to the party. As soon as my head wound heals.
Commercial (We’re almost there…) I’ll take a moment to say that I hate that they use Old Spice’s voice for the “we’ll be right back with more Basketball Wives LA”… because it’s a husky meets baby voice that sends chills down my spine. If you watched AGT, think All Beef Patty.
We return with Homewrecker Spice meeting with Sister Spice to report back about Old Spice’s mental state and tell her about the party that Homewrecker Spice is throwing at Old Spice’s house. Neither of them are wearing caps, and I must say I almost miss them, (and Opportunistic/Whore Spice. Where has she been all night?) Homewrecker Spice tells Sister Spice a completely jaded version of the story of her meeting with the ladies and with Old Spice.
I’m NOT wearing a jaunty cap. I refuse. I gots me a BRAID.
Homewrecker Spice tells Sister Spice that Old Spice is planning a gay wedding and that she can sort of see where the drag queens would love Old Spice and Sister Spice pipes up “because she looks like one”. I think drag queens should be mortified by this comparison. Sister Spice says she wants nothing to do with the wedding. I want nothing to do with Sister Spice, so it’s a win-win.
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