(I so won’t have to be here after my YouTube video goes live. I’ll be rich!)
Sister Spice gets a call and lets it go to voicemail. She then checks her voicemail and it’s Old Spice and she says “I know I crashed your party” and then went on to invite her to a pool party at her house this weekend. Sister Spice is pissed off because 1. Old Spice has her new number, 2. Because, yes folks, because Old Spice didn’t say she was “sorry” for crashing her party, and 3. Because she knows where she lives. Homewrecker Spice is pissed off because Old Spice invited Sister Spice. Sister Spice asks Homewrecker Spice if she’s been invited to said pool party and Homewrecker Spice trips up and says “that’s my par… my idea was the pool party”… and she couldn’t believe that Old Spice didn’t let Homewrecker Spice invite Sister Spice. SHOOT ME NOW… FOR THE LOVE OF PETE… the climax of this episode is seriously a phone call by a homeowner inviting another person to a party at their house? And I’m supposed to be morally outraged that Homewrecker Spice didn’t get do the inviting and Old Spice cut her out and that she was going to “piss in her pool”.
Yeah, I pee in pools. I’m a hood rat. (Read, nekid mole rat.)
I’m sorry, readers… if you made it to the end here, I owe you more than I can pay. Like I said at the beginning… it wasn’t the insane ride we wanted. It wasn’t fun. It wasn’t a guilty pleasure. It was nothing but a bunch of boring, hedonistic jump-offs (I love my new word) doing absolutely nothing, (except for Doug, who may or may not have come out of the closet).
It’s called Gay Pride, not Gay Hide, Doug.
Usually I will find any reason to not do my chores. With this episode I found myself pausing the show so that I could bathe one dog, mop the floors, do some laundry, delete old emails, and organize some receipts. And they were all more enjoyable. BUT… that being said… I’m sticking with it. I have to have confidence in these ladies.
I know, baby… you’ve probs seen some ugly things in your closet.
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