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This episode has been so hyped up as the big wedding episode, but I felt it was a flop. It’s even hard to recap because so little happened… but I’ll start with a short photo montage of all the spikey things I saw throughout the show.
Okay, enough of that… Now one more order of business before I start, while watching this episode online, I’d like to point out my favorite point(s) during the show.
Wimpy Spice, Opportunistic Spice, and Homewrecker Spice are meeting up for lunch. Wimpy Spice and Homewrecker Spice get there first wearing their onesies, and they chat until Opportunistic Spice arrives wearing a very curvaceous dress. It doesn’t even look real too me… but then again, I’d have 6 layers of Spanxx on if I looked like that. But her face, as always, looks stunning. Homewrecker Spice interviews that she doesn’t want to talk about Opportunistic Spice and Gangsta Spice’s beef, so of course the first thing they talk about is Gangsta Spice and Opportunistic Spice. They move onto the topic of Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice announces that she won’t be going to the wedding, and Wimpy Spice says she doesn’t want to go either, but that she will because she wants to confront Old Spice for hurting her feelings. Opportunistic Spice doesn’t think this is a great idea… but who cares… Wimpy Spice is an idiot.
Two onesies walk into a bar…
And then this walks in.
Is my wig on straight? No.
Doug and Old Spice are meeting with the minister for there fake non-gay, gay wedding. They are worried that he won’t want to officiate the wedding because of its gay theme. But when he arrives he says it’s no problem. He’ll basically marry anything with a pulse… and a few without.
I got a text from my other personality. I got a response to my Craigslist ad.
If you squint your eyes, it looks like he’s picking his nose.
Sure, I’ll preside over your gay wedding.
Excuse me, I’m not gay.
Oh, I am.