Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By Spikey Things

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Thursday, October 25, 2012 | 2:00 pm | 10 Comments
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Posted in: Basketball Wives, Recaps

This episode has been so hyped up as the big wedding episode, but I felt it was a flop. It’s even hard to recap because so little happened… but I’ll start with a short photo montage of all the spikey things I saw throughout the show.

 

 

 

 

Okay, enough of that… Now one more order of business before I start, while watching this episode online, I’d like to point out my favorite point(s) during the show.

 

Wimpy Spice, Opportunistic Spice, and Homewrecker Spice are meeting up for lunch. Wimpy Spice and Homewrecker Spice get there first wearing their onesies, and they chat until Opportunistic Spice arrives wearing a very curvaceous dress. It doesn’t even look real too me… but then again, I’d have 6 layers of Spanxx on if I looked like that. But her face, as always, looks stunning. Homewrecker Spice interviews that she doesn’t want to talk about Opportunistic Spice and Gangsta Spice’s beef, so of course the first thing they talk about is Gangsta Spice and Opportunistic Spice. They move onto the topic of Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice announces that she won’t be going to the wedding, and Wimpy Spice says she doesn’t want to go either, but that she will because she wants to confront Old Spice for hurting her feelings. Opportunistic Spice doesn’t think this is a great idea… but who cares… Wimpy Spice is an idiot.

 Two onesies walk into a bar…

 And then this walks in.

 Is my wig on straight?       No.

Doug and Old Spice are meeting with the minister for there fake non-gay, gay wedding. They are worried that he won’t want to officiate the wedding because of its gay theme. But when he arrives he says it’s no problem. He’ll basically marry anything with a pulse… and a few without.

 I got a text from my other personality.               I got a response to my Craigslist ad.

If you squint your eyes, it looks like he’s picking his nose. 

 Sure, I’ll preside over your gay wedding.

Excuse me, I’m not gay. 

 Oh, I am.

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    Girl – this recap was not lame in the least. It was funny as hell and your photo captions still have me giggling!!

  2. 2
    Pari
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Yes! Those photo captions were HILARIOUS!!

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 4:25 am

    I said the same thing as Draya about Jackie’s “wedding” back in the episode 1 part. Except I was trying too hard to be polite.

    But it’s no different than if a white couple from USA apartheid times would’ve had a dinner party at a restaurant. And called it a salute to everybody else. To show they thought it shouldn’t be a crime for us to eat there. Even on days they didn’t hire us to dance.

    (I’m so behind I just started watching this episode. But had to hit pause to say that)

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 4:32 am

    @kthxbai
    I sent you a friend request on FB , my first name is Lynnette (so you don’t think you have a stalker, lol)

  5. 5
    featherhead
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    I read on TMZ (can’t post a link from my kindle) that they have fired everyone except for Draya and Jackie. Something about them not letting them film stuff about their lives. Gloria didn’t even tell them her and Matt were getting married. The only one I’m sad about losing is Laura.

  6. 6
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    I was reading that too. But does Draya even have a boyfriend? What’s her bball connection? I’ll miss Laura and Brooke. Glad Jackie is staying. I need her like I need carbs.

  7. 7
    featherhead
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    I think Draya used to go with a bb player – I don’t think they were married. I’m sure somebody knows.

  8. 8
    Karen
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Jackie is just mentally ill…it is so irresponsible to put her on this show & make fun of her illness. Even her kids hate her.

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Draya is notorious for dating Chris Brown right after the incident with Rihanna. She’s also been linked to Deshawn Stevenson who I think plays for Atlanta now. Supposedly she was linked to Laura’s fiancee also. Deshawn and Gilbert played for the same team when this was an issue.

    She hasn’t been linked to any athletes or anything recently…

  10. 10
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 10:34 am

    i’m working on this week’s recap right now… i think i fell a little in love with draya when she dressed up like jackie…

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