Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By Spikey Things

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Thursday, October 25, 2012 | 2:00 pm | 10 Comments
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Old Spice interviews that Doug is excited that all the girls are coming and Doug’s face looks anything but excited. Old Spice carries on about the need for heavy security to keep Homewrecker Spice out and Doug amuses her for a while before shutting her up and telling her that he won’t be working security.

 What? I thought you knew I was gay.

At Eleven, Old Spice, Doug, and Chani are working with the minions to decorate the wedding venue. Chani is really cute and tells her mom that she almost didn’t show up. THAT would have been awesome. They show a NOH8 picture of Doug and Old Spice and it’s actually really good, so I won’t make fun of it.  Old Spice has to yell at some fat decorator to put the table clothes on the tables and not on the booths. Idiot. They decorate the broom that they will jump over and then Old Spice starts freaking out because the rest of her wedding party hasn’t arrived. (Question: Does Doug have groomsmen, or is this all about Old Spice? Oh, who am I kidding.)

 Cool pic… not enough duct tape.

Jackie sending another Tweet chock full of typos and grammatical travesties. 

Wimpy Spice and Gangsta Spice show up and Wimpy Spice pulls Old Spice aside and tells her that her feelings were hurt because Wimpy Spice thought being asked to be a bridesmaid was an honor, until Old Spice started asking everyone. Old Spice fake cries and Wimpy Spice fake believes her and they hug.

 Two camel toes walk into a bar…

 I’m planning to be able to keep my eyes open for your wedding.

Can’t do it. Peace out.  

Wimpy Spice and Gangsta Spice head to a hotel room to get ready and have a drink. Wimpy Spice interviews that she’s glad she confronted Old Spice because now Old Spice can’t “live rent free in her brain”. Why does she care? She clearly doesn’t have much else going on up there… Old Spice was probably living off the Skittles. Gangsta Spice talks about how she doesn’t really like how Scary Sister Spice treats Old Spice behind her back. When Scary Sister Spice arrives they talk about the issue. Gangsta Spice tells Scary Sister Spice that “she feels like she’s always “sneak dissin”. Scary Sister Spice says she’s just got jokes and Gangsta Spice takes it too seriously. (Have I mentioned that I love Scary Sister Spice?) She gives Gangsta Spice the opportunity to speak her mind and tells her to call it out when it happens. Wimpy Spice sees rainbows and unicorns and announces that they are all fine from this point.

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    Girl – this recap was not lame in the least. It was funny as hell and your photo captions still have me giggling!!

  2. 2
    Pari
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Yes! Those photo captions were HILARIOUS!!

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 4:25 am

    I said the same thing as Draya about Jackie’s “wedding” back in the episode 1 part. Except I was trying too hard to be polite.

    But it’s no different than if a white couple from USA apartheid times would’ve had a dinner party at a restaurant. And called it a salute to everybody else. To show they thought it shouldn’t be a crime for us to eat there. Even on days they didn’t hire us to dance.

    (I’m so behind I just started watching this episode. But had to hit pause to say that)

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 4:32 am

    @kthxbai
    I sent you a friend request on FB , my first name is Lynnette (so you don’t think you have a stalker, lol)

  5. 5
    featherhead
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    I read on TMZ (can’t post a link from my kindle) that they have fired everyone except for Draya and Jackie. Something about them not letting them film stuff about their lives. Gloria didn’t even tell them her and Matt were getting married. The only one I’m sad about losing is Laura.

  6. 6
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    I was reading that too. But does Draya even have a boyfriend? What’s her bball connection? I’ll miss Laura and Brooke. Glad Jackie is staying. I need her like I need carbs.

  7. 7
    featherhead
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    I think Draya used to go with a bb player – I don’t think they were married. I’m sure somebody knows.

  8. 8
    Karen
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Jackie is just mentally ill…it is so irresponsible to put her on this show & make fun of her illness. Even her kids hate her.

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Draya is notorious for dating Chris Brown right after the incident with Rihanna. She’s also been linked to Deshawn Stevenson who I think plays for Atlanta now. Supposedly she was linked to Laura’s fiancee also. Deshawn and Gilbert played for the same team when this was an issue.

    She hasn’t been linked to any athletes or anything recently…

  10. 10
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 10:34 am

    i’m working on this week’s recap right now… i think i fell a little in love with draya when she dressed up like jackie…

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