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Instead of doves, she had moths fly out at her wedding.
Don’t worry, this is not the only thing you’ll wish you could unsee.
So that’s what it looks like… no thanks… I’ll stick to men.
Old Spice interviews that she thinks Doug is going to want one too. And for once, I agree with her… he’ll just want it for entirely different reasons. (And for the record, I “adore” Doug… he seems like an amazing man with a lot of great qualities… one of which is NOT his wife.)
So, you’re saying that’s a permanent tattoo? For me?
Scary Sister Spice dances with a hairy man in a red camo bikini, but she feels he crossed the line when “his meat was beating across her back”… At least we know there is a line… It’s just in a v different place than mine is.
Here’s something else you can’t unsee.
And something you can’t unhear (or unread).
The ladies sit and chat at the wedding and it gets boring… for the rest of the episode… so I warn you now that my recap is going to get crappier about now…
Opportunistic Spice and Scary Sister Spice meet up with Homewrecker Spice to talk about the wedding and then Opportunistic Spice invites Homewrecker Spice to her birthday pool party. Homewrecker Spice isn’t happy that Old Spice will be there, but she agrees to go.
I wish I didn’t have to wear my ugly Mint Swim suit again.
Old Spice invites Gangsta Spice and Wimpy Spice to get pedicures and to talk about the wedding. Wimpy Spice said the wedding was “off the chain”. Gangsta Spice thinks Old Spice and Doug are “the bomb”.
Jackie had to get there early to soften her hooves.
This salon actually does have a reality show called Nail Files. (I watch too much TV.)
Malaysia needs to go on a show called Teeth Files and sand those things down.
Opportunistic Spice and Old Spice go for a walk to talk about the wedding (see why I start losing it). Then Opportunistic Spice invites Old Spice to her birthday pool party. Old Spice asks if Homewrecker Spice will be there and Opportunistic Spice says she will, but that it’ll be fine and that if Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice start fighting she will pull them apart. Old Spice’s alter personality starts to crack through because she says that if anyone pulls them apart that they are going down with Homewrecker Spice. Old Spice continues to interview that she’s starting to feel that Opportunistic Spice might be playing favorites and she doesn’t care for that. BTW, during the walk, I THINK Opportunistic Spice is wearing lingerie bottoms.