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Thursday, October 25, 2012
2:00 pm
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Tagged: Adiz “Bambi” Benson, Basketball Wives LA, Brooke Bailey, Chani Christie, Doug Christie, Draya Michele, funny, Gloria Govan, Jackie Christie, Jannero Pargo, Laura Govan, Madelyne27, Malaysia Pargo, Matt Barnes, Mint Swim, parody, reality tv, recaps, season 2, Shaunice O’Neal, tvgasm, Vernon Macklin, VH-1
Instead of doves, she had moths fly out at her wedding.
Don’t worry, this is not the only thing you’ll wish you could unsee.
So that’s what it looks like… no thanks… I’ll stick to men.
Old Spice interviews that she thinks Doug is going to want one too. And for once, I agree with her… he’ll just want it for entirely different reasons. (And for the record, I “adore” Doug… he seems like an amazing man with a lot of great qualities… one of which is NOT his wife.)
So, you’re saying that’s a permanent tattoo? For me?
Scary Sister Spice dances with a hairy man in a red camo bikini, but she feels he crossed the line when “his meat was beating across her back”… At least we know there is a line… It’s just in a v different place than mine is.
Here’s something else you can’t unsee.
And something you can’t unhear (or unread).
The ladies sit and chat at the wedding and it gets boring… for the rest of the episode… so I warn you now that my recap is going to get crappier about now…
Opportunistic Spice and Scary Sister Spice meet up with Homewrecker Spice to talk about the wedding and then Opportunistic Spice invites Homewrecker Spice to her birthday pool party. Homewrecker Spice isn’t happy that Old Spice will be there, but she agrees to go.
I wish I didn’t have to wear my ugly Mint Swim suit again.
Old Spice invites Gangsta Spice and Wimpy Spice to get pedicures and to talk about the wedding. Wimpy Spice said the wedding was “off the chain”. Gangsta Spice thinks Old Spice and Doug are “the bomb”.
Jackie had to get there early to soften her hooves.
This salon actually does have a reality show called Nail Files. (I watch too much TV.)
Malaysia needs to go on a show called Teeth Files and sand those things down.
Opportunistic Spice and Old Spice go for a walk to talk about the wedding (see why I start losing it). Then Opportunistic Spice invites Old Spice to her birthday pool party. Old Spice asks if Homewrecker Spice will be there and Opportunistic Spice says she will, but that it’ll be fine and that if Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice start fighting she will pull them apart. Old Spice’s alter personality starts to crack through because she says that if anyone pulls them apart that they are going down with Homewrecker Spice. Old Spice continues to interview that she’s starting to feel that Opportunistic Spice might be playing favorites and she doesn’t care for that. BTW, during the walk, I THINK Opportunistic Spice is wearing lingerie bottoms.
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Girl – this recap was not lame in the least. It was funny as hell and your photo captions still have me giggling!!
Yes! Those photo captions were HILARIOUS!!
I said the same thing as Draya about Jackie’s “wedding” back in the episode 1 part. Except I was trying too hard to be polite.
But it’s no different than if a white couple from USA apartheid times would’ve had a dinner party at a restaurant. And called it a salute to everybody else. To show they thought it shouldn’t be a crime for us to eat there. Even on days they didn’t hire us to dance.
(I’m so behind I just started watching this episode. But had to hit pause to say that)
@kthxbai
I sent you a friend request on FB , my first name is Lynnette (so you don’t think you have a stalker, lol)
I read on TMZ (can’t post a link from my kindle) that they have fired everyone except for Draya and Jackie. Something about them not letting them film stuff about their lives. Gloria didn’t even tell them her and Matt were getting married. The only one I’m sad about losing is Laura.
I was reading that too. But does Draya even have a boyfriend? What’s her bball connection? I’ll miss Laura and Brooke. Glad Jackie is staying. I need her like I need carbs.
I think Draya used to go with a bb player – I don’t think they were married. I’m sure somebody knows.
Jackie is just mentally ill…it is so irresponsible to put her on this show & make fun of her illness. Even her kids hate her.
Draya is notorious for dating Chris Brown right after the incident with Rihanna. She’s also been linked to Deshawn Stevenson who I think plays for Atlanta now. Supposedly she was linked to Laura’s fiancee also. Deshawn and Gilbert played for the same team when this was an issue.
She hasn’t been linked to any athletes or anything recently…
i’m working on this week’s recap right now… i think i fell a little in love with draya when she dressed up like jackie…