Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By Spikey Things


 Repeat outfit, Party of one.

Homewrecker Spice shows up next (in her purple Mint Swim suit) and interviews that Old Spice is drunk… next shot is of Homewrecker Spice slamming a drink. Old Spice sees her and starts putting on a pair of Doug’s sneakers… when asked what she’s doing, Old Spice interviews that she brought sneakers in case sht goes down with Homewrecker Spice.

Can anyone tell me what Opportunistic Spice’s earrings say? Bad LA Boss Chick?

 This is a party to celebrate my birthday and my new Jump Off Jury Line.

Preview for next week… Old Spice and Opportunistic Spice get into a fight… Cool. I’m in.  Sorry this was so lame… My heart and soul weren’t in it… and that’s assuming I have a heart or a soul.

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted October 25, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    Girl – this recap was not lame in the least. It was funny as hell and your photo captions still have me giggling!!

  2. 2
    Pari
    Posted October 26, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Yes! Those photo captions were HILARIOUS!!

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 4:25 am

    I said the same thing as Draya about Jackie’s “wedding” back in the episode 1 part. Except I was trying too hard to be polite.

    But it’s no different than if a white couple from USA apartheid times would’ve had a dinner party at a restaurant. And called it a salute to everybody else. To show they thought it shouldn’t be a crime for us to eat there. Even on days they didn’t hire us to dance.

    (I’m so behind I just started watching this episode. But had to hit pause to say that)

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted October 27, 2012 at 4:32 am

    @kthxbai
    I sent you a friend request on FB , my first name is Lynnette (so you don’t think you have a stalker, lol)

  5. 5
    featherhead
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    I read on TMZ (can’t post a link from my kindle) that they have fired everyone except for Draya and Jackie. Something about them not letting them film stuff about their lives. Gloria didn’t even tell them her and Matt were getting married. The only one I’m sad about losing is Laura.

  6. 6
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    I was reading that too. But does Draya even have a boyfriend? What’s her bball connection? I’ll miss Laura and Brooke. Glad Jackie is staying. I need her like I need carbs.

  7. 7
    featherhead
    Posted October 28, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    I think Draya used to go with a bb player – I don’t think they were married. I’m sure somebody knows.

  8. 8
    Karen
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Jackie is just mentally ill…it is so irresponsible to put her on this show & make fun of her illness. Even her kids hate her.

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Draya is notorious for dating Chris Brown right after the incident with Rihanna. She’s also been linked to Deshawn Stevenson who I think plays for Atlanta now. Supposedly she was linked to Laura’s fiancee also. Deshawn and Gilbert played for the same team when this was an issue.

    She hasn’t been linked to any athletes or anything recently…

  10. 10
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 10:34 am

    i’m working on this week’s recap right now… i think i fell a little in love with draya when she dressed up like jackie…

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