Best in Comments 2010 Part 3

Continuing our countdown to Christmas with the best of your comments! These are all from March. Enjoy!

Gilty Plezzur on American Idol: Glad to see the molestable boys did better this week. MexiGokey is not even as attractive as the real Gokey.

Adriana on America’s Best Dance Crew: I’m Filipino and I don’t know Manny. Nor am I into boxing.

wornsey on Desperate Housewives: Hey all, with a twelve pack doesn’t it have to be in cans? Tastes too tin-like for me and read where autopsies show a high level of aluminum in Alzheimer patients!

J-Mo on Undercover Boss’ White Castle episode: The people working there dare you to complain with their cold, dead eyes that say “You wanna talk some shit? Fine. You get the ’special’ burgers that are fortified with extra spider eggs and human hair.” I’m afraid to even buy the frozen burgers now after watching Vicki and Brenda marinate them in hatred.

Cherie on American Idol: Ha! And I was worried about calling someone a cunt this week!

themiki on American Idol: Am I nuts, or does Lilly look an awful lot like Tina Youthers? And does the fact that I know what Tina Youthers looks like make me really really old?

Snootchy Bootches on Celebrity Rehab: Please please please keep the camera off of Joey. It would be the best thing for him. And it would be the best thing for my digestion because he makes me sick.

shantigal on Nads Talks To Glow Stick Tool: Did you take a Comet & Brillo Pad shower after this interview?

sayhuh on Shear Genius: (about Tabatha) She’s like the Bill O’Reilly of hairdressing.

chemgal on American Idol: I too can’t stand pan handlers so it doesn’t matter how good Crystal is, I will hold on to my vote as tightly as I hold on to my change when I pass one of her brethren on the street.

fire@will on American Idol: Subway and Glass Blower are my current favorites, with “my fugly Daddy left my hot mom” showing a lot of potential.

sayhuh on American Idol: They want her firmly sconced in that LaKisha big black diva spot. “You’re black! You’re bigger than a size 2! You can belt! Why why why why are you not singing Patti LaBelle or Whitney Houston songs?????? I don’t understaaaaaand!”

jennaboa on American Idol: Randy’s paying money for those Mr Roger’s sweaters — that bug-eyed heart is Commes des Garcons logo and synonymous for “You Can’t Afford to Buy Me, Bitches.” I don’t know what distresses me more: Randy feeling like he has to pay so much to dress like my grandfather or a major avant garde fashion house trying to sell haute couture Mr Rogers sweaters during a financial downturn. Why doesn’t Skara just sit on Simon’s lap and be done with it already? Ugh.

fire@will on American Idol: Thanks for being so quick (hey, wait! That’s what my ex-wife used to say!)

alexabeattie on Toddlers and Tiaras: Janene’s mom needs to reconsider that flipper. IT DOESN”T FIT THE KIDS MOUTH!!! Better yet, take her out of pageants.

DonnaRonna on American Idol: DiDi – “Lean on Me” should not be sung as a perky summer camp song.

considerthis on American Idol: Tranny/vowels and Ronald McDonald 4 the girls and Onesie or Fraudrick or Ducker for the boyz.

(and again on Celebrity Rehab): OK let me preface this rant by saying I have not spent one second in rehab or any type of 12 step program (have not yet hit rock bottom w/ Nyquil yet and shook my cold so things are looking up 4 me).

pjsparkle on Bad Girls Club: my fave part was when you called that guy an Amish Air F-er lol!!!

JasonR on American Idol: Weird night. The white girls were singing soul and the black girls were singing . . . Miley and Creed?

soapboxx on American Idol: I really miss Paula’s drug muddled, messed up comments. Kara DiGardio, or whatever her name is, makes me want to puke with her uncomfortable, hyped, heavy breathing come’ons to the young guys.

Hyper-Chicken on Bad Girls Club: The Flab Five on the other hand were just evil bitches.

bBitz on Damages: BTW – I like MY lamb RARE! And the carpets DO match the drapes you bastard

itchy on American Idol: Now, if she’d change the stupid hair. And the name. Somehow the combination of Lacey and Brown makes me think of shit-stained underwear.

BrendaWalsh on The Bachelor: Gotta say the nose job and better dye job do make Vienna look a lot better.

Sher on The Bachelor: Why do I watch this shit?? Can’t wait for The Bachelorette.

kara on Bad Girls Club: They are right, Kate doesn’t do anything but ruin her hair, ruin her liver, ruin her skin, or ruin sheets.

NotWithoutMyTV on The Bachelor: The train tracks on this show make no damn sense, but they always lead to the same station, don’t they?

DirtySanchez on The Bachelor: Assuming (and this is a big assumption) that Jake does in fact like vagina, this season made my head hurt. Why would a good looking pilot end up going through all this crap to propose to some chick that he could pick up and bang at any local Hooters?

WizeChiklet on The Bachelor: WHAT IS IT WITH the grammar in this show?? “Tenley and I’s date”, or “Jake and I’s chemistry” .. who managed to so viciously butcher these pronouns and somehow smuggle it into common usage?

loopygorilla on Bad Girls Club: if some guy turned up late for sex, i wouldnt let him in the door, no matter HOW MUCH I NEED IT. and annie getting punched was funny

fire@will on The Amazing Race: I keep thinking the brothers could be Jerry’s kids… in more ways than one.

NothWithoutMyTV on The Bachelor: One of the things that made Jake’s decision so hard was that he prefers peen.

considerthis on The Bachelor: Vienna Sausage did get a upgrade on weaves and make-up so good for her – it will make her even hotter 4 Daddy.

kaykrenee on RHOC: I felt bad for Tamra. Why couldn’t he just not be a dbag on his wife’s bday and let her be the drunken attention whore she is???

jennaboa on The Bachelor: What is the world coming to where you can’t fall in love in a month while dating scads of skanks and not have it last forever?

dani2526 on The Bachelor: At least she doesn’t have a weird eye twitch.

NotWithoutMyTV on The Bachelor: I worry about Jake’s already whispy masculinity being in the same studio as Kate Gosselin.

njgasmifan on Project Runway: I was terribly nervous when he said he was going to make garbage bags look like leather – we have heard that on these types of challenges in the past and they always end up looking like…garbage bags. Although he could have gone for the Glad Wall tie-in with the garbage bags….

fatgirlsrule on RHOC: I couldnt help but laugh when Alexis said she was gonna “have one more bite of bread” and then took that little mouse nibble. When I take one more bite, I usually cram an entire yeast roll in my mouth.

HandyManda on The Amazing Race: I had to laugh at the subtitle “scalded” dog, isn’t that the name of this episode too? Anywhoo….I’m pretty sure they said “scolded”, as in tuck your tail between your legs and skulk away. Not “scalded” as in burning hot. LOL! I think whoever “translates” to subtitles must not be able to understand their Oklahoman accent.

PottyMouth on America’s Best Dance Crew: Personally, I’m crossing my fingers that Omoron wanders onto the wrong set and STAYS THERE.

Mister Dangerous on Idol Results: I liked the Gokey song but I think he’s becoming a parody of himself. I laughed when he mentioned his dead wife and laughed again when he mentioned the song was written by a man who also lost his wife. Really, he’s just doing it on purpose now.

juddfan on Project Runway: And even Barbie would have too much class to wear that pink-washer mess!!!

gnomecorp on The Bachelor: Tenley is not cute when she’s being a bitch. Or crying. Her face changed into something quite scary

Shae on Dancing With the Stars: Everyone knows the title of this show is a crock of shit. Stars?! On what planet?? It’ll be a race to see who gets knocked out first: Pam’s partner, by her boobs, or Niecy’s partner, by that gigantic ass! Good God!

slutty_whore on Bad Girls Club: punching Annie in the face is equivalent to kicking a puppy.

la_babe5 on RuPaul Contest: LOL!!! my god, the Barack Odraga is hysterical!

melange on The Bachelor: Mean Ali certainly had the right instincts – of all the women, she knew Vienna was the greatest threat and targeted her. I wonder if those instincts will help her find a decent guy? Maybe she will consult Dead Grandma for help. You *know* when she takes the F2 back to meet her family the guys will be meeting Grandma, too.

Sher on Survivor: still can’t believe Coach CRIED, for God’s sake!

Dirty Sanchez on RHOC: Her mom looks fine for 58. And even if she had a peg leg and wart covered nose, that’s still your mom.

fire@will on Dancing with the Stars: In all (false) modesty, I should mention that I’m a bit of a “star” myself… since Pam once did a nude photo shoot on a horse I used to ride bareback (the horse, that is). I think that makes me one unlucky equine and one pair of stanky jeans away from celebrityhood (which is similar to Sainthood, but with more immediate perks).

realitee on RHOC: She is truly a waste of space. I would be far most interested in hearing about her 2 nannies – come to think of it, they are the real housewives of her home anyway. Jimbo seems the type of POS to slap them on the ass as they pass him by in the hallway, hands full of his stanky laundry so I’m all for them getting the Bravo dollars. Now I’m off to puke.

itchy on American Idol: I especially liked the bit where Gokey insisted on telling us how great the other guy said he was. All of a sudden his vaguely ‘urban’ accent has changed to vaguely country. Doesn’t this guy come from Michigan? What a poser.

AnneM on RHOC: I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m very glad I live in the great Midwest, have my own skin, no implants (other than the titanium in my spine) and still have my original face including lines where all the smiles have been.

hisroyalhighness on RHOC: This woman is indeed “classless trash” proving you can take the girl out of Missouri but you can’t take Missouri out of the girl!

wasabipeas on RHOC: I believe “classless trash” can be found in all 50 states. I live in Missouri AND I have all my teeth, wear shoes, and even graduated from college!

hisroyalhighness on RHOC: I bet the Missouri tourism board was collectively clutching its head when Duck Lips mentioned she was from their state.

Snortles on RHOC: I am sure Tamra can land on her feet. She can always get that tattoo changed from Simon to Semen.

chemgal on RHOC: Simon talks to Tamara how I talk to my kids when I realize how close they are to becoming aware that they outnumber my husband and I and if they staged a coup — I’m f*cked.

itchy on American Idol: I would like to personally thank whoever it was that got the Idols lipsyncing ‘Mazeltov’ on T.V.

KrispyDixie on American Idol: American Idol was truly riveting television… Gokey was sooo Cokey’d up! it was bad, it was awkward and that song was absolute SHIT!

fire@will on Medium: Medium! – I consider it one of the best written shows, week after week. They usually manage to surprise me and besides, I totally want to jump Ms. A. (in a salascious but mutually respectful way, of course).

fatgirlsrule on RHOC: Alexis is so full of shit. She keeps talking about how “beauty comes from inside”. Then why all the plastic surgery duck face??

slutty_whore on Project Runway: Straight Guy getting gagged by Emilio made this season worth the price of admission.

noreality on Project Runway: Did you catch the part when Jaysian won and they cut to Mila? She looked like she was going to eat his head (only after she ran it up and down a few times on her washboard dress). Seriously, that woman is gonna snap and reveal that she is actually Cruella Deville… (cut to Mr. Burns Singing “See my Vest!”) All she needs to do is color block her hair.

Mister Dangerous on American Idol Results: I enjoyed seeing Gokey again! It was like seeing an old boyfriend, remembering why you liked him in the first place(the big can of red bull) and then listening to him speak all about himself and being so fricken’ glad he’s gone and annoying somebody else now. And then, of course, wishing he gets a big cold sore on his lip.

shantigal on Survivor: Schoonie, please never use the word menses in a recap again. Thank you.

AnneM on Fashiongasm: J-Lo in that awful dress. You would think she could have a 3-way mirror at home and realize that the dress only looks good from one angle and that from another angle, it looks like her ass is bigger than her husband, whoops, I guess it is bigger than that little dude.

itchy on Survivor: I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, people who deliberately post spoilers in a general comments area are assholes.

here4beer on America’s Best Dance Crew: I actually really like Saltines. I know that they dance about as well as my Grandma after a bottle of wine, but I still think what they do with the jump ropes is hella cool.

Dirty Sanchez on Millionaire Matchmaker: I would have picked the granny. Any chick that rattles off all three inputs without batting an eye is alright in my book. I’m not a millionaire, but she’s not under 70, so I think it all evens out.

mere2142 on Millionaire Matchmaker: I’m not sure if it was intentional or not, but the use of a Peter Steele picture right after the discussion of Mateo being hung like a salt shaker cracked me up, since Mr, Steele is, uh, quite well endowed…not that I’ve seen the Playgirl spread or anything.

sexypanda on Millionaire Matchmaker: Yeah, I *cough* don’t own it or anything. *cough* (SWOONY.)

cattyfan on Fashiongasm: The preponderance of strapless dresses highlighted just how many of Hollywood’s young women have atrocious posture. Either there is a rash of scoliosis (along with the anorexia,) or they were all scared their dresses were going to fall off. Also, Queen Latifah’s dress made her breasts look lopsided.

bluzgirl on Survivor: Coach is the Michael Scott of reality shows without the charm. Get him off my TV–STAT!

AnneM on Mo’Nique’s speech at the Oscars: It’s amazing that none of the lessons from Charm School, were learned by Mo’nique.

hisroyalhighness on Millionaire Matchmaker: I like the Jewess – I’m glad she stuck to her guns in front of the rich goy who wanted to steal her as yet unborn babies away from the tribe. We already have enough Christians.

waffleboy on Fashiongasm: Oscars: My beef with Sarah Jessica Parker was, and I hate to say this, but the skin up around her eyes looked real tight, like she’d had some work done and either didn’t get enough time to heal, or the doctor just wasn’t feeling it that day. I told my friends she looked like if you shaved your cat’s face, and then surprised it.

RHOMC on RHOC (YAY RHYMES!): I look forward to next season so I can see what new horrors have been visited on Mallard Mouth’s body. Maybe she’ll get Preacher Jim a discount so her surgeon can scrape away some of that crud on his face and suck out all those donuts from his sacred gut.

Dirty Sanchez on RHOC: RHOC is way more appealing to watch then the shriveled up yentas on the New York show. Jesus Christ are those old hags boring and hell to look at. Bethenny is the only halfway cute one and she’s got that weird Neanderthal jaw.

twunty mcslore on Lindsay Lohan Suing E Trade for $100 Million: Are we running any death pools in the forums? I want Linds with the fly in my sunroom a close second.

PottyMouth on Trashback: Sharon Stone’s cooch is a frightening thing.

foureyes on American Idol: WTF is Ellen doing there? Every week she almost makes Kara sound like she has legitimate critiques

considerthis on American Idol: I watched Kara’s face the entire time Ellen was dry humping Simon in the beginning and she varied between panic, loathing and realization of this is how stupid she looks. Nevertheless she disregarded and continued to be in every single shot of Simon. Is she afraid of catching Ellen’s lesbianism as it might ruin her rep as a certifiable “maneater”.

jennaboa on Lindsay Lohan suing E Trade: E-trade should counter-sue for defamation to their name. Clear publicity stunt to link herself to their success. Even if parody/satire wasn’t protected by the Constitution, wouldn’t she have to prove that, in order for E-trade to identify her by just “Lindsey,” that she is, in fact, a boyfriend-stealing milk-aholic worthy of a one-name moniker b/c she sure as hell doesn’t look like the baby in the ad? She compares herself to Madonna and Cher, which is aiming pretty high. If she does manage to prove that she *is* an alcoholic skank, then how on earth can she claim damages from E-trade when she herself has done ten times more damage stealing other people’s jeans that “just happen” to have coke in them and stealing other people’s cars while intoxicated?

wintersux on American Idol: Sio’s dad looks like the love child of Lou Gramm and Brian Johnson

shantigal on Drag Race: What kind of idiot hot glues lace directly to their skin? Hope Tyra has festering blisters where she peeled that crap off.

Memememe on the choreography at the Oscars: My friend put it more succinctly when she asked, “Interpretive breakdancing? Really?”

marijai on Bravo’s Schedule Announcement: Please, oh please let them bring “Flipping Out” back with Jeff trying to buy, beg, or steal a baby!

Yanksfan on Kell on Earth: As soon as Kelly said “Tandrew” I said, out loud to no one for some reason, “ChickBomb is gonna love that!”

kokonut on RHOC: First time one of my kids shot me the finger (never did) we’d be taking a trip to the ER.

PottyMouth on Models of the Runway: Emilioth’th an athhole.

fire@will on Celebrity Rehab: The woman in the last photo was really attractive – and so long term sad and skeptical (I was expecting to read it was you).

Gilty Plezzur: Would love to deflower Alex Lambert and Tim U – both on the same night. Might be a short night, but heavenly all the same. Oh, God, they’re doing Stones next week? I love you, Mute Button!

NotWithoutMyTV on Chuck Norris is 70!: Chuck Norris does not age; he kicked Time’s ass in a 1976 cage match in Vegas.

Sher on American Idol: Sio, Queen of the Jorts

cattyfan on American Idol: Any bets on who will shoot “Wild Horses”?

NotWithoutMyTV on American Idol: I am going to take a tire iron to the next five random people I see wearing fauxhawks. ‘Cause that shit HAS GOT TO STOP.

lesilly on American Idol: As soon as Green Mile opened his mouth and let out that falsetto, my husband got up (from his coma) and bolted out of the room. Out of the house, in fact. Hahahahaha!

Pegster on Project Runway: What happened to the font? It was like reading a book for old people

radicalred on Kell on Earth: some intern sprays Windex on his cupcake (which has yellow frosting!) because otherwise he’ll eat a whole one and “binge”.

Observer on RHOC: Jeanna is symbolic of what went wrong in this country; she “might” be able to be happy in a 5,000 square foot house; she didn’t save a nickel; she continues to overspend and expects us to help bail her out.

considerthis on Celeb Rehab: Joey – Need a paycheck much. Will show up at Sober House after Celeb Rehab $ is snorted, roids injected and baby mama kicked to the curb – crying ROCK BOTTOM (feeder). RELAPSE ODDS – 100% before he even gets out of the airport parking lot.

cattyfan: I need a clarification. “Flamingay” Is it pronounced like “FLAY min GAY” …or is it “flah MIN gay”, bringing to mind a bright pink bird?

here4beer on American Idol: The only thing itchy and I agree on is that Paige is a zombie from Minnesota.

fatgirlsrule on RHOC: I know Lynn’s game, it’s called: Dont Look and it aint really Happening.

bluedog on Toddlers and Tiaras: Toddlers and Tiaras only shows what the we and the rest of the world think – that Americans are MAD.

mones on 90210: p.s. thanks everyone for reading. it’s really a comfort to know that i’m not going thru this alone.

NotWithoutMyTV on Grey’s Scoop: Katherine Heigl cashed the check I sent her, but she has yet to assassinate Shonda Rimes. I TRUSTED that bitch!

hypnotoad on Grey’s Scoop: Honestly, I hope she ends up like Shelley Long

poopsicle on RHONY: Bethanney has an awesome body, its such a shame her face looks like Quagmire’s.

Waffleboy on Trashback: Can you tell us which Eddie Murphy movie cheated you? And if it’s too difficult to talk about, would using these anatomically correct dolls to put on a puppet show help?

guitarhero mom on RHONY: I’m embarrassed that I’m starting to like Kelly.

CynTV on RHONY: Welcome to the world of everybody else, sweetie. If your’re so desperate for a title please, by all means, MOVE TO EUROPE.

Dirty Sanchez on RHONY: This is like watching a season of Real World – strangers tossed together for the sake of TV. Except that instead of bar hopping, hormonally charged young kids, we have old shrews that haven’t given a BJ since Bush Sr. was in office.

wornsey on ANTM: For the girl who says a white man’s penis looks like raw meat (I hated typing that by the way), …

LisaMay on ANTM: to wornsey: old lady was the one that commented about white penis/raw meat.

here4beer on Lost: Alex is dating The Fly?! That is seriously disgusting on so many levels. BLECH.

kittkatt357: I want a white trash Barbie!!!

itchy on ANTM: Last season it was short models, this season, Tyra’s out to prove that ugly girls can be models too. Even if she has to make them ugly (i.e., Jazzercise, who was quite decent before makeover).

Gilty Plezzur on American Idol Results: Crap. Only one Molestable left

jarthon on America’s Best Dance Crew: I would think you would want Lil Mama to hold her breath.

Mister Dangerous on Survivor: Parvati is only hanging out with Russell cause she wants to be around a REAL MAN. A HOT MAN. A SEXY MAN.

loopygorilla on ANTM: she just slick her hair back and gave her some cheap ass horse anus hair clip on…

DrewWingman on Millionaire Matchmaker: Oops, and lest my comment be misconstrued, I just meant to say that Jeremy B is a bisexual or play-for-pay pornstar – I’m not judging his career!

juddfan on Survivor: As I always say, how fucked are these producers to give starving people a ton of chocolate?

Mister Dangerous on Survivor: Russell ISN’T flabby. Russell is HUSKY and he’s getting D-R-E-A-M-I-E-R with each episode.

p.q. on Survivor: James may be a jerk, but that body is AMAZING. i can’t hate on anyone with a butt like that.

perdedorita on Millionaire Matchmaker: Tyler/Taylor confuses me and my loins!

arizonatom on Shear Genius: Fucking asshole cupcake killer!!!! What did they ever do to you, except bring you joy? Hate on BrigADoubleDutchChocolateWithChocolateFudgeFrostingAndChocolateChipSprinkles all you want, but never, ever harm another cupcake as long as you live!

cattyfan: Mr. Dangerous…I fear for your sanity. You’re beginning to sound like a 12 year-old girl reading Tiger Beat.

messystation on Tool Academy: I think you have Host Jordan’s barely-suppressed homicidal tool-rage down pat. Write that down.

unprofessional critic on Drag Race: I will only accept a boner table flip if it is accompanied by a scream of “Prostitution whore!”

jessikah on American Idol: Ryan and Simon, America doesn’t need to see your relationship issues played out on screen before us.

ohhhyeah on American Idol: I’m embarrassed to admit I thought they began the countdown to the finale during the first audition episode. Stay tuned for my next post, when I raise the stakes and reveal my most profound comment yet.

mamatl on American Idol: I totally don’t get her appeal as a singer, though I feel like she’d be cool to have a vegan lunch with.

bluzgirl on American Idol: I’m the only Ellen fan on here…but WTH is she supposed to do sandwiched between that narcissistic needy nipple twister (Yeah, I don’t know either…) and Mr. Dawg Rogers??

B Breezy on Sober House’s Carrion: I think that she has not hit a true rock bottom. Dr. Drew should let her smoke herself to the point where she loses a few teeth and the meth starts escaping through her pores…

B Breezy on Jessica Simpson’s Price of Beauty: I am hoping this give Jessica an opportunity to show that she can actually think…

fire@will on Jessica Simpson’s Price of Beauty: I heard the rings elongate the neck by crushing the rib cage down, and that eventually the women can no longer support their own head without the rings. Don’t see this catching on in the West…

itchy on Heidi Fired Her Psychic Manager: I take comfort in assuming that he already knew he was about to be fired.

bBitz on Damages: I don’t w_tch D_m_ges but I think I just might st_rt _fter these f_nt_sticly wise _ss rec_ps! Love them! BTW – Did I mention th_t the letter _fter B in the _lph_bet is broke on my work computer? How _wesome is th_t?!

cattyfan on American Idol: I know it’s wrong, but everytime Paige sang “I’m a honky,” I started laughing and missed the rest of the line.

soapboxx on The Amazing Race: It’s more likely she’s the result of Adolf Hitler and Nancy Reagan gettin’ it on.

itchy on American Idol: Watching David Cook perform always makes me think of Elephant Man, one of my favorite movies, especially the party scene where they whirl him around and around and make him drink and smoosh up against the whores.

memememe on American Idol Results: can’t stand Skara. She yakked in an interview this week, namedropping Gwen Stefani and copping to the fact that she ‘didn’t actually write’ Rich Girl. That’s a 10-4.. wasn’t that song in “Fiddler on the Roof?” Like, fifty years ago?

(and again on Jessica Simpson’s Price of Beauty): Her little sister is as annoying as Mondays are long.

NotWithoutMyTV on Bad Girls Club Reunion: I want the head of the annoying little prick Perez Hilton on my crendenza by close of business tomorrow. I will reward the person that does this with women of flexible morals, obscene amounts of narcotics, and, of course, money. Bring me the head of Andy Cohen, too, and I’ll make you the Director of Research at my trillion-dollar, multinational corporation.

lesilly on American Idol: what the hell was up w/David Cock’s hair? Is it always that heinous?

NotWithoutMyTV on Bad Girls Club Reunion: Why has no one brought me the head of Perez Hilton? I need something decorative in which to store cigarette butts and used condoms.

Nads on Real Worlder Gets Sick: I’m surprised that they haven’t caught illnesses from the floating bacteria in those infested hot tubs. Recycled herpes can’t be good.

juddfan on American Idol: I doubt Kesha will survive the donning of that indian headress.

whoochile on RHONY: Yack! Lizzie Grubman needs Tamra to come over and show her how to use an eyebrow pencil.

itchy on Project Runway: The only memorable thing about this show is the one guy who always talked in the third person and was named after a fabric and said things like wackadoodle.

Cherie on Bad Girls Club: NotWithoutMyTV– I am not rich but I am evil……let’s dance!

chemgal on Bad Girls Club: And the lie about not giving blow jobs reminded me of when Paris Hilton told Kathy Griffin that her mom taught her that only ugly girls had to give blow jobs. So, that means they are all liars.

thejok on Models of the Runway: I thinkth Emilioth ith thrying to keepth efthrewonth thupseth.

rubinia on Bad Girls Club Reunion: Seriously…are there still women in this day and age who don’t give blowjobs? At least reciprocate to be polite, people!!

fire@will on Bad Girls Club: Millions of REAL Americans out of work, and they give us the FAKE Hilton? (okay – Paris is too classy to do it. What does THAT say?)

here4beer on American Idol: Now, after a night of terrible amateur singing, we have to watch the “professionals”(lololol) – the JoBros, Demi Lovato, and Miley – sing on the results show. They should just flash a sign at the beginning of the show that says “You are too old to watch this show anymore. Find something better to do with your life.”

foureyes on American Idol: Lol at these people needing validation from hannah monfuckingtana.

gerritv on American Idol: One question. Why is Luke Wilson shooting commercials when he clearly has the mumps?

Love it. See you back tomorrow for April!