Best in Comments 2010 Part 9

TheMiki came on board for this month and together we read your comments and laughed our asses off. Really well done on the month of September. Enjoy! xo

Sarcasatire on RHONJ: Dina and her energist fell in love under the blissful gaze of her buddha statue. She now spends her days breathing deeply and exhaling slowly.

Tvaholic on RHOBH: I finally watched this-I hope they all wear nametags cuz they all look alike, or like someone else. (Demi Moore, Jackie Collins.) Saline, collagen, and bleach, oh my!

Claudia on Bad Girls Club: Esther doesn’t have boobs or a booty, that strip club she works at must be REALLY dark.

Angiemarie on RHONJ: God, I wish Bravo could go back in time and do the The Real Housewives of Ancient Rome. You think Danielle is a sociopath? She’s got nothing on the Julias, Livias, and Messalinas of old school Rome.

Chemgal on RHODC: are we not getting a new episode from Bravo tonight? Do they think we all have lives and are out for the Labor Day weekend already??

Pegster on Project Runway: GRETCHEN from Project Runway is awful. GRETCHEN from Project Runway is a bitch. GRETCHEN from Project Runway made her model look like a homeless tranny. Hey GRETCHEN from Project Runway: no one’s buying, ok, so quit whining.

C in Chicago on Project Runway: don’t get me wrong, I’m a wang enthusiast myself but damn, even by PR standards, these designers are gay. Like industrial strength gay. Gayer than a community theater staging of Twilight. I almost miss token straight guy.

Zbird on True Blood: the magic of V is that it can not only heal the wounded, it can give you tremendous athletic prowess OR an acid trip, all depending on your needs. Consistency is completely irrelevant on this show, apparently.

Pegster on Project Runway: You know why that’s trending? Because GRETCHEN from Project Runway is awful.! GRETCHEN from Project Runway is the Antichrist! GRETCHEN from Project Runway needs a serious trim.

Marijai on RHODC: It’s very confusing…or else watching Bravo has officially turned my brain to shit!

Sarcasatire on Bad Girls Club: In the country house with no landline and my aunt decides to call my cell (inna early morn)’ instead of my mom’s. I wanted to yell, “Yo, I’m sleep! I been sleep! Why can’t I sleep! Respect the sleep! I love sleep! Sarcas be sleep! Sarcas been sleep! So let me sleep!”

Flipit on Levi Doesn’t have a good approval rating: for real. you can all be kinds of stupid, but keep taking your clothes off and i will totes approve. he’s so cute and stupid! my fave kind of man.

Thiajok on Kat Von D and Jesse James Come Out of the Tattoo Closet: I hope Sandra is done with her bad boy phase. We’ve all been there and done that, but weren’t lucky enough to win an Oscar just as the shit was hitting the fan.

Cattyfan on Project Runway: Please clarify: are we using “hissy gays,” similar to a hissy fit as they so often throw, or “hissing gays” as though they are a chorus of slimy gay snakes? I just like to be accurate.

Skatt on RHONJ: Yes, It’s The Limited Edition Bankruptcy Mood Ring. To receive the Yellow Sapphire, you must be at least 10million+ in the hole, and in addition, be insufferable assholes.

Anne McGill on RHONJ: People who brag about having lots of sex, generally aren’t having any at all. Just sayin’.

Bridget Miller on Real World: I don’t have OCD. I am just dumber than Hair. Okay Imaginary OCD. Got it now.

Dawn on Project Runway: When they announced Michael C as the winner, I actually laughed out loud and said “Gretchen and Ivy’s heads are going to explode!” Sadly I was wrong.

Pixielated on Levi Doesn’t Have a Good Approval Rating: You know, he must be doing something right to piss off that many Alaskans. Amiright?

Mister_Dangerous on Levi Doesn’t Have a Good Approval Rating: Uh, some of us aren’t sluts. Some of us have standards. I’m not one of those people so YES I would do him too

Giffordsaz on Levi Doesn’t Have a Good Approval Rating: I bet STD’s have a higher approval rating than the amazing Levi.

LAC on Master Chef: Seriously, Sharone and Lee need a men’s room and a ruler

Yanksfan24 on Rachel Zoe Project: I LITERALLY loved this recap. It was Ba.na.nas!

BananaGrabber on Top Chef: I hate that Miss Swan went to Space Camp. I used to watch Double Dare and totally hate on the ahole kids that would win and get to go.

Salvadoralexio on Top Chef: I was kind of scared by that “we took Mom off life support, but she just kept fighting” story, shouldn’t you like plug her back in or something at some point?

WillWorkForGossip on Bachelor Pad: Did Natalie spell her own name wrong or am I getting old and blind?

Sarcasatire on Teen Mom: Does anyone else see the irony of a XXXL shirt having the word ‘ATHLETIC” stamped on it?

Mrsc on Big Brother: Oh what a crappy season. Atleast BB is paying us back by slamming them into the wall. I like it

Nikki Hughes on Big Brother: I just have 1 question. How in the world is Brenden ANYONE’S favorite? Hell, he’s not even Rachel’s favorite now that’s he out of the house.

Faye on Big Brother: And don’t vote for Brendon. I’m looking at you, lonely, middle-aged, sexually starved Twilight reading housewives.

Itchy on Big Brother: They couldn’t do the face-morphing contest because Rachel’s face hasn’t finished settling yet.

Sarcasatire on Teen Mom: Butch has a coke habit? I wanna see the receipts

WhatTheWhat? on Project Runway: Was it me or did Mondo look like a little gay Colonel Sanders on runway day?

Sarcasatire on Project Runway: Weenever I see da velvet bhag weet da goldeen ropes, I teenk…Crown Royal.

Itchy on Project Runway: the thing that really gets me is this Michael D’s (is that Knitwear Mike?) voice… did he buy that out of a gay catalogue?

Sarcasatire on Jersey Shore: Holy cockblock, Sitch! You’re stock just plummeted!!!

Jessica Mack on Bad Girls Club: Why are they so tired all the time? All they do is rest!!

Skatt on RHONJ: But then, you always have to factor in “upside-down & batshit crazy” (legal terminology) into the equation as well.

Sweet_Dee on Jersey Shore: Sammi would’ve been angry with them no matter what they did, because she’d rather blame and alienate everyone else than risk losing Ronnie. She’s straight up dickmatized!

SexyPanda on Thintervention: I think her bra is as tired as her liver must be

CattyFan on ANTM: Jay Alexander shouldn’t wear a bandana. It makes him look like Aunt Jemimah.

Notwithoutmytv on Snooki killed her pouf: That chick’s short a few chromosomes. Not all of the DNA puppies in her litter are barkin’.

Notwithoutmytv on The Big O Screaming Montage: When my Jewish in-laws start with the krazee, the happy place I flee to is a quiet desert island, me, Oprah, and my hands around her throat.

QuinTessential on More Scripted for MTV: Why don’t they greenlight some music videos??

ohionancy on RHODC: The editing on Michaele’s rant about people putting things up on Facebook that might ruin their reputation was top notch on Bravo’s part. I wonder is she is self aware enough to realize this.

pixielate on Snookie’s Eating Disorder: I don’t know about Snooki being the standard-bearer for eating disorders. Isn’t she kind of what the anorexic girls are afraid of looking like?

(and again on moviegasm) Teen Wolf Too. I paid a dollar to get in and felt like I didn’t get my money’s worth. I’ve never felt the same way about Jason Bateman again.

Derek Hazelton quoting Bad Girls Club: Erica: ” When in Rome, hook up with a Black guy….”

thajok on Sarah Palin’s Alaska Photo: I remember when TLC stood for “The Learning Channel”.

chemgal on RHODC: Somewhere along the line someone told her her makeup looked good and she stuck with it – not caring if it was outdated or looked ridiculous, because in her mind all she remembers is that one compliment telling her she looked pretty.

Allizon Z on RHODC: And she needs to keep the girls in a harness! I am sorry if you have big boobies, then need to be kept up tight! I never leave the house without a bra!

2MuchBravo on Top Chef: It should be called Top Meal or how bout lucky-ass bastard Chef

notwithoutmyTV on Don’t Have Judges Announced? Simple, Use Myspace: I’m 14 and 10 mo.–almost 15!–but MTV said I was too young to flash my hoohoo on the Real World. Think Idol would let me in, if I was REAAALLLLY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD? Like, Avril Lavigne good? I got the butterfly hand motions down just like Mariah, and some booty shorts all picked out for my audition. I know that old Nigel guy is a perv, he’ll put me through. I just hope I don’t have to give him a handy J or anything. Eeeeeuuuuuwwwwwwwwwww.

tvaholic on RHODC: maybe if Edwina had that “mirrah” she wouldn’t leave the house looking like that!

Pegster on Sarah Palin’s Alaska Photo: Ettu, TVgasm? Can I not have one place on the interwebs that is free from this broad and her folksy idiocy? GAH!

ohralphie on RHODC: she at least is successful in her chosen field. Cat? Not so much, unless you count making out with a drunk as shit Prince Harry as success.

classy drunk on Bad Girls Club: Even Brandi gave up lesbianism to have a good time.

MaryF on RHONJ: If Danielle wants a new show, what about ‘America’s Most Wanted’

Spoon on RHODC: remember that whole thing on The View when Michaele refused to talk about any crashing, etc. and then accused Whoopi of assaulting her?

ubiquitous on Sarah Palin’s Alaska Photo: It’ll make a great break from TLC’s usual lineup of famewhore fishwives and freaky folk with a lot of children.

Puuuuhhhhleeeasseee on Survivor: you idiots know its fake as wrestling right?

Pegster on Jersey Shore: I still don’t get eating a sandwich & watching your roommate get it on. Someone will have to explain that one.

Moli on Big Brother: I wasn’t offended by the Matt lie….since well his wife DOES have a malady……horrible teeth,

AntSuck on Big Brother: This season needed much more Zingbot.

tuffermor on Tim Gunn vs The Salahis: Tim Gunn rocks my midwestern, dowdy world!

themiki on Survivor: Wait a minute. Wrestling is fake?

Mister Dangerous on Survivor: Uh, I am never going to get over my fantasy Russell Hantz relationship [The one where Russell and I run off to Iowa together, get married and become Mr. & Mr. Dangerous-Hantz.] if you PEEPS keep talking about Russell and bringing him up every 5 seconds.

Mister Dangerous on Big Brother: P.S. I volunteer to clean the shower after Lane showers.

Stewinberri on RHODC: Giffordsaz, You are the 100th poster and you have broken with tradition. Do you hate Teresa, the Salahi’s or both?

ohralphie on RHODC: As it stands now the fight reads like Teresa somehow got hold of a typewriter.

Gerrit Verstoep on Project Runway: Has anyone noticed that Andy’s sketch looks like he draws his clothes over a penis?

thiajok on Project Runway: NOW we know that January’s expressionless face isn’t just an affectation she uses as character development for Betty Draper.

tvaholic on RHODC: I feel like one day I’ll be in line at Magic Mountain or some random McDonald’s, the person next to me will seem familiar but I don’t know why. Then, it’ll hit me, & I’ll quietly say, “I hate Teresa.” Then the look of recognition will sweep across their face as they say, “so do I!!” Of course, this person will be easy to spot as they’ll be holding a giant mirrah and asking where the obeduh is.

noreality on Project Runway: I totally thought Trandy was gonna cry on stage. Maybe he needs to go vacation in Vagina Canyon…

C in Chicago on Project Runway: My first thought on seeing that outfit was ‘Wow. Poor Pinocchio. He became a real boy and then had to start hooking.’

Jennifer Morrissay on Big Brother: I am a little disappointed that I didn’t get a split screen shot of Hayden’s sister and the hippie chick from The Muppets. I was so expecting it.

Please. Let me make it up to you.

thiajok on Project Runway: Too bad I had to see her all dolled up like one of those little old-fashioned, dancing Bavarian women figurines that come out of the clocks along with the old-fashioned, Bavarian man figurine. Did anyone else do a double-take during that interview shot of her wearing those braids on top of her head with those really rosy cheeks?

C in Chicago on Survivor: Jeff’s uniform doesn’t change, year in and year out. He’s starting to look like what would happen if Indiana Jones shopped at Banana Republic.

itchy on Survivor: I would like to point out the Jimmy T is two years younger than me and looks like my father. Not the gentlest career, fishing.

njgasmifan on Tim Gunn vs The Salahis: If your viscera is telling you that they are liars, then they are liars

Stewinberri on RHODC: I HATE TERESA!

uglycutie on I’m Still Here is Still Fake: I used have a crush on Joaquin. Jeez, thanks, Casey, for smearing dick cheese all over my dreamboat!

Detinha on Project Runway: I loved that they showed Swatch the Dog looking horrified when Christopher said he was looking for real fur!

C in Chicago on Project Runway: To impose a scale on things, we should use Chris Colfer’s character on Glee as a baseline for gay. Most gay guys I know (including myself) would rate from .35 to .70 KH (Kurt Hummels). The male PR cast has ranged from 10 KH to approximately 1 MHK (the power of a million flaming Kurts).

gifforsaz on RHODC (re: not posting I hate Theresa for comment number 100):
I hate the Salamis
I hate Tamra
I hate Danielle
I hate Kim from Georgia
I hate Jill Zarin
I hate Ashley
I hate Miley
I hate Justin Bieber
I hate Hivy
I hate Jimmy crack corn
I hate sand in my bed
I hate taking out the garbage
I hate Sanka Crystals
I hate people who post under different names to keep an argument going
I hate days over 100 degrees
I hate my electric bill
I hate arthritis
I hate victims who aren’t
I hate heros who aren’t
I hate dandruff
I hate Chad from the Bravo
I hate Nancy Grace
I hate Andy Cohen for being soft
I hate kelly Besomoan
I hate Greenpeace
I hate gas prices
I hate bangs that are too short
I hate cops that profile
I hate men who have to be right and have the last word
I hate funding art that isn’t
I hate underpaying teachers
I hate dress codes and nondress codes
I hate getting older
I hate addicts of all kinds
I hate being tired
I hate stain removers that don’t work
I hate hard water and the damage it causes
I hate dust
I hate network news channels, all of them
I hate cheatng spouses
I hate children beng mistreated
I hate cats
I hate the Disney channel
I hate Paul senior right now
I hate allergies
I hate my dog pissing in my house
I hate liver that is fried with onions
I hate the Top Chef process
I hate weeds in my yard
I hate people who take ownership of public property
I hate mascara when it drys up
I hate car dealerships
I hate fructose
I hate people who live in agitation and spread that around
I hate airlines that over charge
I hate infection
I hate reruns of the dog whisperer
I hate so many shows about midgets
I hate arty for the party
I really hate child molesters
I hate taxes
I hate that people hurt from cancer
I hate that TVGasm has become fair game for people looking to fly their freak flag
I hate Yes Dear
I hate over cooked pasta
I hate ice tea that goes sour
I hate non comedy talk radio
I hate dishwashers that don’t
I hate Victor Newman and Jack Abott
I hate thick pizza crust
I hate free credit reports . com commercials
I hate the economy
I hate people rehashing shit about hating rehashing shit
I hate Tabliod Baby
I hate yuma AZ
I hate traffic in Mass.
I hate boarder issues
I hate politicians
I hate political ads
I hate people spending money to be elected
I hate racism
I hate being put on the scale at the doctors office
I hate Matt Roloff
I hate reality shows about people who have multiple children in mass
I hate undercooked chicken
I hate that my dog spills when she eats
I hate cats
I hate rocks in the treads of my tires
I hate Safeway’s fish counter
I hate people who don’t get it
I hate that celery has so much waste
I hate bad sunflower seeds
I hate pissy commentors
I hate CAPTCHA
I hate tuition costs
I hate overwork and underpay
I hate sadness
I hate bugs on windshields
I hate moving patio furniture to clean the patio
I hate freezer burn
I hate scratches on my sunglasses
I hate people who cheat the system and join reality shows
I hate grasshoppers
I hate ants
I hate open seeping sores
I hate bad customer service
I hate self righteousness
I hate double talk
I hate expatriots
I hate birds that fly into my windows
I hate the show Hoarders
I hate pixellation
I hate laundry
I hate funny noises in my car engine
I hate being tired
I hate scary movies
I hate burning bacon
I hate being pushed
I hate rain delays
I hate Alec Baldwin
I hate speed cameras
I hate people taking up my offense

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MichyPR on Teen Mom: Was it really necessary for us to see Gary shirtless? *shudder*

Tai on Scream Queens: Ummm Ok Miss missy! My boobiiieeesss are 100 percent organic SPANK you VERY much! LOL! I can’t stress how much I heart you! See ya next week!

themiki on Scream Queens: I think I’ll have to do more research to validate these claims of real boobies. I sure hope you do a lot of jumping up and down in the next episode so I can rewind my Tivo and check for the movement of natural boobies.

itchy on Jwoww in Playboy: It’s not so much the horrible tits that bugs me. It’s her busted face. And the way she just seems so desperate to turn everything into a buck. She probably even sells her farts.

k37744 on RHODC: The slogan should be “Andre – when you’re just too cheap to give a shit.”

sarcasatire on JWoww in Playboy: When black people do blackface… it’s called makeup. lol ’m just waiting for the cow-led march to protest the mockery Lady Gaga has made of cows everywhere. Not only did she murder their brothers and sisters needlessly..she wore their skin as a dress. Lady Gaga is the bovine KKK!

Mememem on Project Runway: They say design for Jackie in 2010 then call stuff “too old.” Hello, she’d be 81 right now.

Classy Drunk on Teen Mom: There’s no way methmom went by plane. That would take too much money away from her addiction.

ohralphie on teen mom: no matter where that methhead went, there was definately a pipe in her future. The only ‘winnings’ whe will be coming home with are a bad case of crabs/withdrawal/or both.

ClassyDrunk on Thintervention: Because I said so should always work if you brought up respectable children.

Jessica Black on Thintervention: I like to think its enough to watch other people working out. Or to read about watching other people working out…. No?

giffordsaz on Thintervention: TVaholic, I bet the yogurt is out and the shake is in because Jackie is going to come out with a line if protien shakes, not yogurt,

Baxter on Teen Mom: Does Ryan remind anyone elso of Jason Wahler off the Hills? They both have that pretty boy/dead inside look to them.

cattyfan on Dancing With the Stars Cast: What’s an “Audrina Partridge?”

Ole Dead Eyes!

pixielated on DWTS: I liked Jennifer Grey’s old nose.

classy drunk on Fantasia: Still for Real: I go to the National Enquirer if I need the facts.

notwithoutmytv on Lindsay in Rehab: Substance abuse is a disease, as LiLo so wisely pointed out via Twitter. She’s doing her very best to get well. We need to send her positive energy, not this mean crap. I sent her a healing crystal the other day.

Bahu Rupiya on Project Runway: Every woman needs grandma clothes in her closet. Especially in light of the Economic Transition. Buy them now when you’re 20 and still living at home, then when you’re 62 you’ll already have a nice outfit to wear to interview for that third food service job you’re hoping will keep you in housing for another month.

Classy Drunk on Sesame Street Does Oprah: I have always been a little creeped out by Elmo. That laugh screams sneaky bastard. Elmo looking up Katy’s skirt in this clip proves my point.

notwithoutmytv on Sesame Street Does Oprah: I think Elmo had an erection in that part where he was running around at Katy Perry’s feet…. and that’s just wrong. I mean, are Elmo and Katy Perry the same species? I can’t tell.

jiggyrodents on RHODC: Every time Stacie gingerly danced around the “financing” issue with the Salami’s, I kept wanting to yell at the screen, “RUN, THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!”

ninad on RHODC: anyone else think the whole Mary’s closet issue keeps getting brought up because Mary loves to talk about how she’s the same size as her young daughter?

valleygirl on Top Chef Just Desserts: Eric works for a place called “Baked” and he looks like a walking advertisement for it.

C in Chicago on Top Chef Just Desserts: if Morgan doesn’t don a hockey mask and try to kill people with gourmet ninja throwing pocky by the end of the season, I shall be greatly disappointed.

thiajok on DWTS: Okay, what is it with all the actresses from my childhood days going all foul-mouthed and slutty? Betty White, Florence Henderson, Cloris Leachman… I already almost had a heart attack years ago when Florence played the one-night stand in Shakes the Clown–Mrs. Brady, noooo!! I’m a-scared! Are Mary Tyler Moore and Carol Burnette going to show up on Law & Order: SVU as crack whores?

dazzyfresh on DWTS: I would have preferred the Hoff to dance with a bottle of tequila

skatt on RHODC: I know whenever I run a company into the ground, I like to make off with a little something to remind me of all my hard work.

LAC on The Defenders: CBS is also trying to sex it up, which would require a McGyver move (”I need two ugly guys, some vaseline for the lens, and a box of wine!”)

LAC on RHODC: Good thing they didn’t own a charter plane business, or you would be treated to exterior shots of a single engine plane landing in front of the W and those two idiots sauntering into the lobby, in their matching Ameila Earhardt outfits.

ohralphie on Biggest Loser: I’m completely with you on a feeling of fat superiority at the start of a BL season which eventually becomes uncomfortable and embarassing as the fatties get closer and closer to my current weight…..and then go under it. Ah well, if I had a coked up lesbian yelting in my face I’m sure I’d lose the weight too. Probably out of fear alone.

skatt on RHODC: Which as The Salami told us, “Is VEEEEEEry Serious”- he totally sounding like Elmer Fudd when he said that.

LAC on Top Chef: The only justice was reading the review for Ed’s restaurant – NY Times served that bitch up like John McEnroe…

kittkatt on Biggest Loser: Hey maybe THAT’S my back story………my fat made me stupid.

Kimberly on DWTS: Ray J was ogling Joanna Garcia in the audience when Tom was forced to promote her new show. Dude looked like he was planning his next sex tape right there in the audience.

sheesh on DWTS: When I was younger (30s and single again) me and my girls used to call Wednesday nights Dirty Whore Night.

C in Chicago on Project Runway: Gretchen’s dress was great. If you’re Galadriel on her way to a swinger party.

giffordsaz on Newsgasm: I stopped Twitter because so many idiots I hooked with sent stupid stoopid things— It became irritating, me irritated, shocking I know…. I really don’t care if your f***ing cat looks at you funny.

Ariana Marie on Teen Mom: gary needs to get out of this before she kills him and cooks his body

mamatl on Elmo Defends Katy Perry: She’s basically wearing a ballerina outfit and a vail; not nearly as offensive as Hannah Montana’s hillbilly ass pole dancing on a kids award show.

ladidadi on Teen Mom: I’ve had lip glosses longer then their relationship. Its a shame.

Bridget Miller on RHODC: My favorite part of Mic posing as a cheerleader was how she ran around hugging unsuspecting cheerleaders.

valleygirl on Boardwalk Empire: I looked to see what shows you recapped before and I saw that pit of ultimate despair, Love Games, so I think this is your reward.

melange on Lauren Conrad Returns to MTV: There is something very wrong with this swimsuit photo. Methinks that possibly, she is a caterpillar, and all of those blue bands around her midsection are keeping all her little legs in check.

notwithoutmytv on TV Patrol: Sister Wives: Quick, everybody, if you look at this thread right about… NOW, you’ll see a flame war in its larval state.

lindaw205 on Teen Mom: BTW, Amber is a waste of space.

SueSylvester on RHODC: Gosh, such intolerance and hatred for the grammatically correct! Linguiphobes!! Alas, I stand alone, a minority rejected and persecuted.

Bahu Rupiya on DWTS: The Situation does not bang girls. He smushes them.

hollagirl2 on Teen Mom: I simply think that the longevity of a relationship and a lip gloss have nothing in common… But kudos to you for maintaining your lip glosses! Mine always manage to find themselves at the bottom of the washer :/

Ed on Katy Perry and her Elmos on SNL: I’ve never wanted to tickle Elmo so much. Wow wow wow wow wow.

Sassygrl72 on Elmo Defends Katy Perry: My one year old wouldn’t even notice her next to Elmo, and aside from mine, the only other boobs my 4 year old son has ever commented on were The Little Mermaids.

She’s got a great rack, mommy!

considerthis on Survivor: STOP ALL READY with the BRING IT ON entrances at the Immunity Challenges. If you choose to go that path then I DEMAND flips, basket tosses, and back hand springs. Entertain me dammit!

C in Chicago on Survivor: I’m starting to think of the random asshattery on Survivor as the ‘Russell Effect’.

cattyfan on Survivor: who wears shoes worth more than my monthly mortgage payment to go play Survivor?

noreality on Project Runway: I saw Tim’s rant… I love him… but…. please forgive me… he’s turning into a Stuart Smally… A Stuart Smally with very good taste.

LAC on RHODC: Bony McGrifter can just 2,4,6,8 her ass off my set. I am tired of her and her “I invented the post-it” lies.

themiki on Scream Queens: I stand by my assertion that Tai is my favorite. I also admit that I am incredibly shallow and my vote is easily swayed by hotness.

LAC on Project Runway: her “burgundy was my color” bitchiness – remind anyone else of icky Vicki’s dirty martini bitchfest on the RHOOC? Oh yeah, the color is only for you, and Vicki invented the dirty martini, you bitchy braided bitch!

(and again) Bye Hivy! Smell you later – which is possible with pieces of her zombie flesh being found in the girls’ apartment long after the show is over. Yep, prom dresses for girls with crooked boobs is a great idea. How deluded was that chile? I guess Wretchen giving her and the dwindling hissing gay coven the warmed up blood of a virgin might have led to delusions of grandeur.

mick on RHODC: has anyone noticed how much Mary looks like the girl who played Jan Brady in that Brady Bunch movie? But much drunker?

giffordsaz on RHODC: I am totally against mispulralization and childs molesting

themiki on Scream Queens: Tai, thanks for making this season worth watching. You and your gigantic not fake boobies have got what it takes to be a staaaah!

Kristen Smith on RHODC: While I’m convinced that Mic isn’t suffering with MS, my heart can’t help but wonder if she’s actually plagued from an equally devastating, and extremely rare affliction, known as BS.

itchy on Survivor: Weepy would’ve totally captured my heart back in the day. Of course, considering the way I was back then, she would have emerged from her time with me scarred and weary and — after the obligatory year at the Sorbonne — pick up the pieces only gradually, going on to a distinguished career as a PhD’d professor in Women’s Literature or Feminist Sociology or whatnot.

Faye on Survivor: She is one head roll away from Spke Lee asking blacks to boycott Survivor.

classy drunk on RHODC: BS affects one and three people daily. Let’s join together to end this terrible disease. Unless the people afflicted are aging rock stars looking for love and the females who love them.

Bridget Miller: she could be suffering from BS, but I think that it is much worse than that. Something pathological. Why does she do that strange smile all the time? It reminds me of chompers.

giffordsaz on Hell’s Kitchen: I wonder who has a higher death rate, Gordon Ramsey shows or Intervention?

Jess Chapman on Jersey Shore: because we can’t seem to go a single episode without saying it: Shut up, Sammi.

giffordsaz on Top Chef Just Desserts: We have yet to be given the full display of Morgan’s ass parts. I for one cannot wait. I bet he passes Seth on the ass-o-meter by light years.

marijai on Grey’s Anatomy: It may not be 4:20 when I walk through my front door, but damn after today, I’m gonna pretend it is!

Sassygrl72 on Angelina is Dropping a Single: She should have titled it, “I’m nasty with absolutely no sense of self awareness.”

Faye on DWTS: Glad I got that off my hairy chest ..

dazzyfresh on Jersey Shore: I forgot what my 2nd point was, but it was probably as dumb as that house is…sorry guys!!!

kittkatt on DWTS: Bristol Palin is very pretty in that chunky cheerleader kind of way, but the poor girl has no personality whatsoever

cattyfan on DWTS: until Bolton apologizes for how he disrepsected the dance floor, he should just shutup.

hypnotoad on Desperate Housewives: Seriously, how fake was Lynette’s baby? It was like that part in Alien where we find out that one dude is a robot and he sprays skim milk all over the place.

Dramaqn15 on Top Chef Just Desserts: I hope whatever that thing is on Seth’s neck is terminal.

itchy on Hellcats: I think we need a T&A rating system, so we (eh hem I) will know whether a show’s worth watching.

shantigal on Sister Wives: Why would anyone want that many mother-in-laws?

notwithoutmytv on Sister Wives: Does The Principle state that you have to ADD more wives? Can’t you, you know, trade in some old wives if they, you know, begin GENERATING THEIR OWN GRAVITY WELLS?

Pegster on Sister Wives: I don’t get why anyone would do this. Seriously – with this many people in one house I can’t imagine how hard it would be to get control of the remote when Jersey Shore is on.

justasimplemogirl on DWTS: Bristol’s song choice next week: Mama told me not to come by Three Dog Night

C in Chicago on Top Chef: Angelo was kind of like a bottle of Evian on a shelf of Summer’s Eve. Not exactly exciting but at least he wasn’t a douche.

And it’s a wrap! See you back here for an October Christmas! We’ll be finishing off the year on New Year’s Eve and New Years Day! xo