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****Welcome to our second to last day of Commentgasm! Bluzgirl took the reigns on this one, so sit back and enjoy! Part 12 will be here on New Years Day at 00:01.
Jeanine Schaefer on Kardashian Debit Card: Canceled!: The only thing I did spend the majority of my cash on was weed when I was young, so if I can prevent him from making the same mistakes, I’m certainly going to. Or at least try to.
Sarcastire on 16 and Pregnant: Black Card? I prefer the term African-American Express. – Kanye
Jess Chapman on Kardashian Debit Card: Canceled: Do I really want my kid to have Kim K’s tits pressed up against his/her credit card? That’s my motivation to oppose it.
Notwithoutmytv on Real Housewives of Atlanta: Hmmm. Buying Kandi’s CD vs. staying home and picking at my genital warts. Boy. Tough one, that.
Itchy on Dr. Drew is coming to HLN: Look at it this way. He had to grow up with the name Pinsky. Imagine what his childhood must have been like. As for me, eventually, I stumbled across a whole stack of Playboys and Penthouses in relatively good condition. And all was once again right in the world.
L-Money on Hell’s Kitchen: Well, Russell’s from Madison. How does it compare? I honestly don’t know. Although even if it is a dangerous place, he’s still a ginger…
Sardini on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I picture Teresa Guidice drooling and flipping tables in envy.
2muchbravo on Real Housewives of Atlanta: It occurred to me that there’s almost an entire Brady Bunch family on RHOA. You’ve got Cynthia, Peter, Greg and the singing teacher Jan. Bawby, however, is on the wrong franchise. Is there a Marcia somewhere? I know, too much time on my hands.
MFM on Married to Rock: Hope skanky franky dashwood had her hooha mold altered for the doll.
Tnchick on Skating with the Stars: Yes, you can sweat your weave out. And if Johnny is sweating it out over this then I want him to get checked because he has a problem.
Emily on Skating with the Stars: The only reason they gave Sean Young a good score was because the judges were afraid of what she would do if they gave her low scores.
C in Chicago on Brian Safi IS the A List: I’m pretty sure that the only time changing your name to ‘Reichen’ is acceptable is if your birth name was Heinrich Von Putsch.
Derek Hazelton on Skating with the Stars: Forgot to add, I guess I won’t name myself Dick Button, unless it’s for eunuch fantasies.
Ollybeau on Real Housewives of Atlanta: Dwight clearly thinks he’s a character from “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.”
JKW on Boardwalk Empire: It’s funny, you have Jack Huston, a great looking guy with a disfigurement. You have Steve Busemi an odd looking guy as the main character.
Derek Hazelton on Skating with the Stars: I want my porn name to be Dick Button.
Notwithoutmytv on TV Patrol (‘Tis the Season): I love dying kids at Christmas time. Creepy CGI lips on talking puppies also gets me in the mood to hang mistletoe.
Dazzyfresh on Hell’s Kitchen: Trev is gone next episode unless drawn on brows clown voice all of a sudden channels her inner Julia Child, instead of sounding like one.
LAC on Hell’s Kitchen: I do think that Russell is going to be in the final, but the “Markie Mark and the wannabee gangstas at the mall food court” riff he keeps doing (’yo) is so lame.
Truthsquad on Dancing with the Stars: Do any of these people even have a “fan base”?
Tamitha on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: (regarding Camille, naturally): You are just creepy, delusional, and you need to be institutionalized 1 room down from the salahis.
CaraDee on Real Housewives of Atlanta: Did Fake-ra not just say this is the FIRST grankid born to a married couple? Out of like 9…hundred? Morons. Right from the top of the line.
2funny2be4real on Sarah Palin’s Alaska: This show would be so much more interesting if the Palin family wasn’t in it. Awesome picture of the growling bear (not Mrs. Palin, I mean the animal).
C in Chicago on Bryan Safi IS the A-List: I am a bad gay. But at least I don’t sing like Reichen.
Sarcastire on Real Housewives of Atlanta: Because married breasts can do as they please. It’s those heathen, unwed titties that need to be contained.
Pantsonfire on Real Housewives of Atlanta: Why wouldn’t Phaedra take her momma bra shopping? Come on, those things hang to her belly button and swing like medicine balls in a pair of pantyhose…gross.
Matt Lam on Jeanna Keough Wants Her Own Talk Show: Yeah. We’re all Oprah after a couple of glasses of Pinot.
Angela Parisi LaRoe on Married to Rock: Hats off to you, TheMiki. I would shoot myself, if I could even see after burning my eyes out this episode.
LAC on Jeana Keough Wants Her Own Talk Show: And I picture her give-a-aways: “You get a foreclosed short sell! You get a forclosed short sell!!”
Lolwhocares on Rock of Love Girls—Where are they now?: This is why America is dying.
Jeanine Schaefer on 16 and Pregnant: All of these teenagers really should think long and hard about investing in condoms, or some form of birth control, even if condoms “be all up in da way”. Guess what else is all up in da way??? Fucking babies!!!
Uglycutie on Rock of Love Girls—Where are they now?: always thought Taya was a cute girl so I’m so so glad to see she fixed that eyebrow situation she had on the show. It was so distracting.
Ectobaby on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I need to find a rich drug addict to baby sit as he gets clean and then convince him to marry me without a prenup in his post-drug stupor. It’s kind of ingenious.
Cattyfan on Dancing with the Stars: Bruno is like a verbal TSA agent.
Susanl on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: And when did Kyle come after her like a crazed homeless woman? The only homeless woman Cammy knows is her BFF that she so Jesus-like let use one of her many homes.
Mister Dangerous on Amazing Race: Maybe if CHAD wasn’t eating so many blizzards at Dairy Queen he could move his fat ass faster.
Nads on Paula Deen’s Turkey Carving Tips: I can’t stop laughing. Earlier this week I asked my friend, “What was the movie with Mickey Rooney where he was having sex the the whole time?” My friend said…um you mean Mickey Rourke? Me: “Oh yeah.”
TVaholic on The Walking Dead: I wonder if/when we’ll get the opposite of the Vatos-someone who seems like a team player & turns out they’re a rapist or a serial killer, or a Bernie Madoff.
Itchy on Amazing Race: And yeah, a roving ninja would be excellent. It would have prevented this creep from procreating. One down, another 100 million to go.
Cattyfan on The Walking Dead: So…there I was, watching the zombie attacks unfold in a most gory manner…when suddenly my light blew, leaving my house in the dark.AHHHHHHHHH! Yes, I yelped. LOL
Perfxcked on Bad Girls Club: Lea looks like a wanna be pin-up girl with a forced Compton dialect.
Notwithoutmytv on Dancing with the Stars (re: Jennifer Grey’s nose job): A friend of mine was born in 1992. We don’t even have any of the same pop cultural touchstones. Until recently, he’d never seen Die Hard, Predator, the Terminator… it was just wrong. Then he finally saw the Terminator and claimed it ucked. It really damaged our friendship. I told him he was a “Avatar-era little fucker”. He told me I was “an old perv who wants to fingerbang Mylie Cyrus”. Which was a dirty lie.
Sunshine on Dancing With the Stars: I was saying how cheesy I thought Jane Seymour’s jewelry was and my husband thought I was mean. He didn’t like the jewelry, he thought I was cold for not falling for the commercial with the “wingman”‘giving his mom the necklace while dad was off fighting a war. Gimme a break – it’s a commercial. A stupid one at that. I hate Dr. Quinn.
Where’s My Coffee on Must Watch: Kim Zolciak’s New Single: Andy Cohen is proof that people shouldn’t drink booze while hosting a live TV show. Kim sounds like a drunk teenager at a karaoke bar.
Fan-Ann on Dancing With the Stars: When those jewelry commercials come on, I have several threats for my husband…”Don’t buy me that unless you want to swallow it.” Or “Get it at Jared and prepare to die.”
Medusa on Must Watch: Kim Zolciak’s New Single: Why does Andy Cohen have no Dr. Frankstein-like remorse?
Juddfan on The Fashion Show: Watching Caltran overshout everyone and never let one person finish a single thought, baring those pointy, underbit bottom teeth, It hit me–so that’s what the puppet from the “Trilogy of Terror” reincarnated into.
Mick on Must Watch: Kim Zolciak’s New Single: Also, my CAPTCHA code is ‘kuap’ which is what I’m hearing pouring out of Kim’s mouth.
Tvaholic on Must Watch: Kim Zolciak’s New Single: There is nothing more lady like then sitting spread-eagled on stage and holding your crotch.
Msjacqmills on Amazing Race: I was hootin’ and hollerin’ when the docs u-turned MD – it was right up there with Russell Hantz losing Survivor twice. I just LOVE IT when reality shows go my way.
Moli on Bad Girls Club: I don’t want to say it but I’m not a hater so here it goes…… Esterwasprettylastnight*gasping for breath and bleaching my tongue*.
Emma on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I’ll never forget the awesome Parks and Rec scene where someone explains that the Schlemiel is the guy who spills his soup on someone and the Schlamazel is the guy who gets the soup spilled on him, and that Jerry is both the Schlemiel and the Schlamazel. Love.
Classy Drunk on Kim Zolciak is Preggers: I mean I knew that the camera added 10 lbs, but does it also add 10 years?!?!?!
Raisin on Zolciak is Preggers: Whew that b*!ch is FUGLY! I’m surprised someone actually had sex with her
C in Chicago on Dancing With the Stars: The revolution may not be televised, but it will be choreographed. Just badly, if Mark Ballas is involved.
Cattyfan on Dancing With the Stars: When did Annie Lennox have a lobotomy? Because she used to be interesting and edgy…and now she’s just making music for Geritol commercials.
C in Chicago on Top Chef Just Desserts: With the notable side-effect of an intense, nigh insatiable need to google ‘lesbian vegan monkey porn’. Which you should probably resist because it makes the NSA guys titter like little girls.
Notwithoutmytv on Millionaire Matchmaker: Dear Santa, Please bring me Patti Stanger’s liver. If your elves can’t get it, I would be happy to find her cerebral cortex, or something else that she can’t live without, under my tree Christmas morning.
Mulecitybabe on Kim Zolciak is Preggers: She’s probably just getting an alcohol gut and it’s easier to say she’s pregnant than fat. Plus, if Phaedra can have a full-term baby at 6 months, maybe Kim can drag hers out for a couple of years. Better than dieting, I guess.
Gerrit Verstoep on Survivor: The campsite burns down and it’s treated like a fart in the night?
Itchy on No Ordinary Family: And I really I hate the kid with Bieber hair. Because of the Bieber hair. It’s not that I’m obsessed with hair or anything.
Jessica Mack on Bad Girls Club: As for the sex tape, I hope it never comes out because, being a glutton for punishment, I will watch it and want to stab myself in the eyeballs afterwards.
Tiramisu on Amazing Race: Does anyone else think that if Stephanie had said “no” she would have tragically disappeared somewhere on the race?
L-Money on Top Chef Just Desserts: Apparently Danielle won “sexiest chef in LA” earlier this year. I guess the voters must have a grease fetish.
Vallegirl on Top Chef Just Desserts: Yigit’s Buddhism sounds a lot like Otto’s. I think we need Jaime Lee Curtis to come along in her mohair sweater and really teach Yigit basic tenets of Buddhism.
Mere2142 on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Camille must have gotten one of those ‘word a day’ calendars for Christmas! Eviscerate! Pernicious!!
Loopygorilla on America’s Next Top Model: mr jay’s outfit in this cycle has done the benjamin button, man stop trying to hold onto your youth you dumb ass queen.
JC on No Ordinary Family: My friends and I have always mocked shows we like. We don’t mock shows we don’t like, because we don’t watch shows we don’t like.
ReiRay on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Also did Camille pretending to read that book remind anyone else of the scene in Dodgeball where Ben Stiller’s character trying to appear smart pretends to be reading the dictionary?
Leboe on America’s Next Top Model: The only explanation I could come up with for the hat and caped Andre was that he is a drum major and just came from marching band practice.
Loulee on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Judge Judy and Camille in the same room? Throw Jill Zarin in there too and that’s a show I’d watch 24/7.
Xouille on America’s Next Top Model: Kayla, you have stumpy short legs and your face looks bad in nearly every angle but you are such a nice girl… you should act!
Sarcastire on Oprah had Paramedics on Stanby: The paramedics were a good idea. Who knew winning a stack of candles and a cashmere throw would elicit such a response? There were people bawling in the aisles. *sigh* I wish I was there.
Juddfan on Glee: Literally, I went home to visit, all proud, being all thin, and everyone thought I had AIDS . . . sigh
Dazzyfresh on The Challenge: I would agree with Brad’s nuts being in a vice grip, if it wasnt for the fact that they had already shriveled up into raisins.
Susanl on Real Housewives of Atlanta: I love how her friend couldn’t pronounce umbilical cord. It was like umbliblicle.
Itchy on The Walking Dead: Oh, sorry, it is in fact a zombie chowing down on deer intestine. It could be a lot worse. Like a closeup photo of Lisa Rinna’s lips.
Jeanine Schaefer on Real Housewives of Atlanta: My dogs have better singing voices than Kim. I wish I were saying this only to be funny, but it’s true.
Georgiababe on Desperate Housewives: hope they throw a plot twist into that storyline because if it goes the exact same way that everyone has been predicting on her, I am going to go to Hollywood and find a certain chubby gay man and then kick him in the shins.
Themiki on Hell’s Kitchen: Ahhh… I remember writing my first recap. Vaguely. I was kinda drunk, so it’s all a bit of a blur.
Jeanine Schaefer on The Fashion Show: For the rest of my life, the phrase “oh, here go hell come” will be burned into my memory.
Messystation on Amazing Race: I hate missing out on things! Maybe watching the Amazing Race requires less bong usage than I am prepared for.
Pedestrienne on The Walking Dead: Constantly judging whether I think the fake intenstines look right.
Flipit on Medium: Canceled: WHY GOD?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
Faye on Bristol Palin and The Situation do a Safe Sex PSA: A real “Situation” – when your acting is so terrible you can’t even play yourself.
Itchy on Bristol Palin and The Situation do a Safe Sex PSA: But that Bristol’s all swelled up like a sow in heat. She’s ready to bake a new one, that’s pretty obvious.
Tadow on Real Housewives of Atlanta: I think phaedra said she was getting induced. definately remember her specifying that this baby would be coming out of her vagina. Wish I could forget.
Vallegirl on Amazing Race: I have an orange cat who’s rather special, too (gets frustrated and confused whenever I pick her up and move her when she’s getting into something she shouldn’t), and even she would look at ND and call him a moron.
Whoochile on The Fashion Show: I almost had it this morning, but it didn’t quite stick. My brain keeps wanting to revert back to “oh hayell no”. I must retrain my brain. The other one that i love is “goat rodeo”, that has actually been my facebook status on several occasions. I will keep diligently working on “oh here go hell come”.
Eieiobingo on Hawaii Five-O: I thought the fat kid looked like the boy in Bad Santa. “You want some sandwiches?”
Sarcastire on the Fashion Show: I went to the deli this morning..asked for a BLT with just a pinch of mayonnaise and a smear of ketchup. Of course, my sandwich was positively greasy with mayo dripping from both ends of the bun. Oh no, here go hell come!
Marinerfan_3 on Dancing With the Stars: All the haters can suck on Mark’s hairy low hanging balls.
Robinez on Survivor: I want to see the old Survivor. Back when they would do anything for peanut butter and chocolate.
Zbird on Survivor: And I need a brain bleaching after the images of Jane and Chase shagging, pantsless Dan, and now a crazy clown choking the chicken. Enough!
Lauryn Morita on The Fashion Show: I would definitely say that if Prince and Morris Day had a baby, it would be Jeffrey.
TiggerMama on Hellcats: Ok, so I’m a week late, but I’m on page 2 and just wanted to point out that Dan is supposed to be Gordon Gecko from Wall Street and it looks like Alice is supposed to be either Jane Fonda (ala her workout videos) or Olivia Newton John in her “Physical” video.
Waffleboy on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I’d say they should be shunned like lepers, but lepers are a lot of fun. As long as you don’t let them touch anything.
Wcsdancer on Dancing With the Stars: Pixielated, the first time I saw Jane’s Open Heart collection, I said to my husband, “that looks like a butt!” So glad I’m not the only one!
Flybsbsgirl on The Challenge: Both Jen and Paula suck so the only fight I am interested in seeing them in is one that results in either one or both of their deaths.
Soapboxx on Survivor: BTW Mr.D, Russell died Friday, he got run down by a go-kart.
Cattyfan on Dancing With the Stars: How do they motivate Gary Coleman Randy Jackson to move that fast? Ya ’spose there’s someone just off camera holding a pizza?
Pixielated on America’s Next Top Model: And don’t y’all be insulting horses like that. Ann walks more like a camel.
Angela Parisi LaRoe on Dancing With the Stars: I cannot wait to find out who wins the vodka. I get to really piss of my mother in law if I somehow win it and trust me, it will be GREAT. I rather listen to J Grey complain or have Bristol give me an sex lecture on abstinence than deal with her.
Kittkatt on Gossip Girl: Oh, and I’ve always thought that ugly ass Chuck was sexy as hell. Not sure if it’s the sleepy eyes, the tone of voice, or the whole bad boy thing, but everytime I see him I have dirty innappropriate thoughts about licking his chest.
Mommy2bree on Football Wives: Yeah, she’s 28…IF she started college at 10. Crazy lady.
Phx gunner on Biggest Loser: Is it me or did Bob look like he was stoned standing outside Aaron’s house. . .his eyes were just weird. . .
Devlin on Tori Spelling and Jeff Lewis Doing a Talk Show: Holy f*ck, that’s going to be the most annoying talk show ever. It’ll be a constant one-up game of who can be the most new-age botoxed-to-the-tits loon. God help us all.
Faye on Dancing With the Stars: I’m shocked you did not mentioned Lacey’s bedazzled crotch. Just when I thought she was looked cute in a costume, out comes out her hoo haa looking a 1970’s white limo disco ball.
Ectobaby on Bad Girls Club: Bring back ex-porn bitches and big loud bitches and sociopathic bitches cause this shit is getting boring.
Itchy on Amazing Race: You mean Kentucky = hillbilly = incest isn’t funny? And there I was, having a little chuckle each time I read it…
Enrique’s Mole on Top Chef Just Desserts: Sum Young Ho needs a good lay – what a sour puss.
Cattyfan on Everyone’s Sorry, Matt Lauer: When will Matt Lauer apologize for being such a lousy interviewer?
Kaya208 on 16 & Pregnant: I am 30 and I am so GLAD I do not have children. Really, it is God’s gift to you all.
Skarooey on Hell’s Kitchen: if sabrina wins, i will boycott rosemount for the rest of my life.
Kieran on The Walking Dead: They really are pretty agile and coordinated for zombies.
LOSTbean on Survivor: How about a knee brace that says “Team Dan” for his fans? Or an electric scooter with a little license plate that says TEAMDAN.
Tabitha on Married to Rock: Do I get a prize for knowing who Nikki Suxs is?
Jackie on Top Chef Just Desserts: i want to do bad things with morgan and pastries.
Cattyfan on Dancing With the Stars: Given how much plastic surgery she’s had, I’m surprised Joel Grey still realizes/recognizes that IS his daughter…until, of course, he hears the unmistakeable whining.
Itchy on Married to Rock: Who fucking cares about these people?
Classy Drunk on Football Wives: I don’t really care for this show. I do not want to see people struggling a show called football wives. It tarnishes the fantasy that you marry a star athlete and everything else is right with the world until he makes a baby with a random stripper, then you stay with him until he gets caught having an affair with some young girl in Minnesota, then you leave him and get a nice payout.
Considerthis on Survivor: Purple Kelly spoken word count has now made it to double digits – 11! Congrats PK!!!
Jaimesommers on Millionaire Matchmaker: Call me David kiss, kiss. I hate people too.
Soapboxx on Survivor: I heard three camera men were missing their wallets and Probst had “misplaced” his nuts.
Xqxmoi on Millionaire Matchmaker: Couldn’t think of what Destin’s hair reminded me of until I happened upon “Castaway” last night while flipping through the channels. Yep, Wilson was definitely Destin’s muse!
Classy Drunk on Survivor: Squirrels are scary. I had a family of them chase me one day. They are mean little bastards.
LAC on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: We will be celebrating her ascension to the right hand of God at church this Sunday. It will be held at the Church of Latter Day Delegation of Household responsibilities on the corner of Rodeo Drive.
Stewinberri on Real Housewives of Atlanta: @everyone, this deleted comments thing might become kinda fun. In my enebriated state it has certainly given me the gigglefits. It does throw things out of whack and could leave those new to the gasm scratching their heads.
Shantigal on Real Housewives of Atlanta: Birthdays & assholes, big whoop. We all have one.
Harleigh on Boardwalk Empire: I LOVE how this show is blending actual mob figures from the past, like Capone and Lansky, with the fictional characters. Makes it more realistic! I wonder who’s gonna show up next, Bugsy Siegel maybe?
HandyManda on Boardwalk Empire: And like you, Nucky needs to snatch up Marg and marry her ass. And then quit screwing around with naked ukelele players.
Sunshine on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Ok – I am on the lookout for an adam’s apple on Taylor.
Loopygorilla on America’s Next Top Model: suck it up hoes, cuz if you were “real” models you wouldnt even be staying at 200 euros a night studio apartments.
M on The Challenge: Also I have never been so upset by someone else’s haircut in my life.
Cattyfan on Spencer: The Divorce was Fake: Please stop giving them validation by including them in anything that has to do with “celebrity” or “entertainment” news.
Pixielated on Heidi and Spencer are Broke: What do you bet they end up in WWE. Spencer can wrestle, like Jonny Fairplay from “Survivor,” and Heidi can be one of those girls who carry the cards with the round numbers on them while wearing bikinis. She might as well get something out of those implants. Hey, it’s better than stripping.
Considerthis on Biggest Loser: I bet many constestant could lose an extra 2 or 3 pounds with a shave (women too) and a haircut (back hair counts too).
Nikki Hughes on The Walking Dead: I seriously had to read the door 3 times, because “Don’t Dead Open Inside” was pissing me off because it made no sense. Bwaahaahaa
Matt Lam on Real Housewives of Atlanta: Yay for clean underwear!
Libinthina: Who are Spencer and Heidi?
Jayem on Grey’s Anatomy: And I’m totally convinced I can trach someone with a pen. I’ve seen it on like 10 shows. That’s practically like going to med school, right?!
Valmommyt on Top Chef Just Desserts: Olive Oyly squeaks and makes facial expressions exactly like Felicia Day in “The Guild”, she highly amuses me, even if I do wish someone would hold her down and wash her hair with the , wouldn’t that be nice?
Pixielated on Skating With the Stars? Really?: Yeah, she’ll cut a smurf. I like it!
Q on DVDgasm—The Neverending Story: OMG I totally used to put necklaces on my forehead to look like the child like empress
Marijai on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I guess Mason and Jude will be the newest residents in the St. Gasmii Orphanage for Rescued Housewives’ Children & Husbands.
Notwithoutmytv on Grey’s Anatomy: ‘Cause they for damn sure wouldn’t be let near human patients by this time. Izzy alone could have gotten that whole hospital closed down three times over.
Ellemck1 on Desperate Housewives: Poor Penny, all the rest of Fairview gets to go trick-or-treating, but she’s forced to stay home and pass out candy with Grandma while Mom parties and Dad and brothers watch movies. Betcha she had a chain around her ankle we never saw…
Jess Chapman on Desperate Housewives: Well! It’s about time someone brandished a gun. We’re all of six episodes into the season!
Tvaholic on Hawaii Five-0: Let’s stick to what works-a shirtless McG!
Palin2012 on Obama’s Doing Another Interview: Wow.. Arianna Huffington and the word Rationally in the same sentence. Never would have thought it would happen.
Sarcastire on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I love platonic snuggling. Most times, however, spooning leads to forking.
Whoochile on Top Chef Just Desserts: yigit’s layered cake also tripped my trigger.
Skatt on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I think that Camille might actually be better that Heidi Montag at making “Accidental, Except Totally On Purpose Porno Face”, for the benefit of the camera. It’s a skill, clearly.
Mister Dangerous on Survivor: If they ever do a sequel to 300 they can call it 302 and the producers should cast Russell Hantz as Spartan number 301 (okay, he would be a small Spartan BUT TOUGH and CRAFTY) and Marty Piombo as Spartan number 302 (he would be a LUCKY Spartan who says WOW a lot).
Gerrit Verstoep on Survivor: La Flor should have had JJ from No Ordinary Family come over and help them with this challenge. I mean, he’s doing nothing, they’re doing nothing – it’s like peas in a pod.
Considerthis on Survivor: How did they manage to hide Purple Kelly for so long? What a treasure trove of personality and insight! What a pleasant suprise she is. Another awesome addition to this stellar cast.
JasonR on Boardwalk Empire: Just when I thought I couldn’t love Margaret more, she destroys Lucy in their face off, and her uterus is pine forest-fresh to boot!
*** And that’ll do it! We’ll see when the clock strikes 2011 for the best of December! xo