Best In Comments 2010 Part Six

Counting down your best comments til Christmas! Here’s June and the infamous Toddlers and Tiaras war. Rereading the 99 comments on that post had me in stitches all day long. I’ve taken the best and featured them here along with the rest. Enjoy!

itchy on Glee: that was a nice speech and all. But it’s not like there’s a huge jock audience who’ll suddenly see the light of day because of it.

nashuaf on Glee: Thanks for stereotyping me itchy. I’m sure my wife will be proud that I must be gay to watch this show.

Bridget Miller on RHONJ: Gia is going to grow into a softball player. Joe is going to have lots of mean things to say to her if that happens.

james on RHONJ: Caroline’s guard dogs were trained by BERNARD KERIK. If that’s not some sort of mob tie-in/hookup, then I don’t know what is, yo.

Heah kitty kitty…

HappyHousewife on Glee: A lesser guy would have punched Kurt already and called it a day.

Candace on The Bachelorette: Hey asshole. You looked like Easter threw up on you and you’re making fun of HIS manliness? SHUT IT.

thatswhatshesaid on Glee: Horrible way to end the Rachel storyline! Her mother suddenly decides she wants a baby and not a teenager?! No wonder her dads moved the therapist into the spare room.

LeSigh on Auditiongasm: Wow. Just wow. I am not a fan of this, but then I don’t tend to enjoy xenophobic, misogynistic “humor” like this uses.

VRoxas on RHONJ: LeSuckitt

NotWithoutMyTV on Jane Lynch Got Married: And before some snatchface posts and says “Why’d you click on the link, then?”, I’ll just invite that poster to go eat a bag of dicks.

PottyMouth on SYTYCD: since you’ve enjoyed this year’s take on Teddy so much, feel free to go back and take a look at last year’s entry titled: “Whimsical Is Just Another Word For Annoying Idiot I Want To Punch In The Face.”

wasabipeas on Celebrity Rehab: I have been afraid of Liza Minnelli every since I was a little pea. She’s so scary!!!

NotWithoutMyTV on RYONY: Actually, I did a research paper on the relation between man shoulders, sideways boobs, and leathery skin with the RHONY gene, which predisposes middle aged SMOMPers to a range of debilitating psychiatric disorders and possibly to drug abuse. This was while I was at Columbia. Of course, I only audited that course after the paper was less-than-well-received, but I’m certainly qualified enough to spout off about diagnoses on the Innerwebz.

HoneyBee on RYONY: Did anyone notice last eposide where Sonja commented that Kelly’s Room on the Yaught smelled like cat pee? She said it like three times. Does anyone know if that is a sign of meth use?

(and again, on a later recap): When did Bravo start taking their production ideas from Jerry Springer and Maury Povich?

NotWithoutMyTV on RHONY: Also, the Bravo legal department and the local authorities would like me to clarify my posts here regarding Andy Cohen, Andy Cohen’s head, and my desire to have Andy Cohen’s head and to serve snack foods out of it. I apologize if any parties misconstrued my postings to mean that I wish Andy Cohen mental or physical anguish. In fact, if you are able to bring me his head through a process that doesn’t cause him discomfort, that’s fine. But if you choose to do it by hacking through his pencil neck with a Christmas tree saw while he shrieks like an 8 year old girl, well, that’s YOUR decision. I didn’t TELL you to do that. Note: the reward for the head of Andy Cohen is up to 8 gold dubloons. That’s now 3 more than for the head of Ryan Seacrest, but 2 less than what I’ll give for the head of Oprah Winfrey.

Jack Cuzzie on Countess LuAnn’s Video: Nice tan line Lulu. Couldn’t they touch that up like they did your face?

ClassyInCT on Countess LuAnn’s Video: I have some lyrics for her tune. I burn with auto tune (my cd) I burn with auto tu———uuu-uuu-uuu-uuuuuuuuuuuune!!!! Maybe a few grammar and etiquette lessons would help with her class problem. 1. Stop talking with your mouth full 2. Learn proper grammar (know the difference between you and me and you and I. Maybe Bravo can compile a montage of either or both. It would make an entire episode!!!

JasonR on Rue McClanahan, RIP: Farewell, everyone’s favorite TV geriatric nympho.

valleygirl on Glee: Matthew Morrison for all his Broadway chops and fantastic ass was downright embarrassing trying to “get down” to “Tell Me Something Good.” Jane Lynch is an even better actor than I thought because she managed not to look embarrassed/nauseated by that display. I hope it was a stunt ass.

Please don’t play that funky music, white boy.

Nicholas Walsh on Trailer Trash: Real World New Orleans: i cant believe i’m saying this…but i kind of wanna watch this… also if you could slip me some of that unedited nude footage of Ryan. kthxbye

Lola on Glee: I’m pretty sure the heart-to-heart was about Mercedes being judged for being black, not fat.

mzsassyntacit on RYONY: Sometimes cat pee is just cat pee and crazy is just crazy…

AnneM on RHONY: Poor Allie, at least she can go away to college and escape Jill’s quest to be Blanche’s daughter in the Ice Capades production of The Golden Girls. Poor Jill, she was cast as Sophia’s understudy instead.

MichyPR on Trailer Trash: Real World New Orleans: I would love it if they did Real World Puerto Rico but if they get in fights they could actually get shot so…no dice.

bbjunkie on The Bachelorette: See the Bachelorette really isn’t much different than the Amazing Race. Douchey Craig hates on the Weatherman. The Lesbians hate on Caite. Well here you don’t get a $1,000,000 at the end. You just wind up on a bunch of tabloids and lose your dignity until you hopefully slink back into the nowhere you came from, or DWTS next season.

Ziggy on RHONY: Gawd…can you imagine Jill as your MIL? Or Kelly? I think I’d be single forever if I had to face that prospect.

Derek Hazelton on Hell’s Kitchen: If I’m ever on a reality TV program, I will say I AM here to make friends.

Gerrit Verstoep on SYTYCD: I think we now know why Mary Murphy is not sitting at the judges table this year, they have to wait for her plastic surgery to heal.

chemgal on Jersey Coture: I’m from jersey too, although not italian. Unfortunately I married an italian (thankfully, not a jersey italian which is its own nightmare and the shame of all italians) so when people hear all the vowels in my last name and hear I’m from jersey, they understandably shrink back in horror waiting for me to commit some act of etiquette treachery.

georgiababe on Twitter Stalking: Lindsay’s Dad: Horrible, irresponsible parents + fame + money + youth = disaster.

Faye on Losing it with Jillian: Jillzilla .. Godzilla’s scarier meanier leaner sister from another mister.

mirabelle gingerbread on Jersey Coture: I fell in love with Jerseylicious & now this stupid show! they are all so orange, it’s mesmerizing.

AnneM on Heidi Filed For Separation: Too bad Heidi can’t cry with her new face.

hollagirl on RHONJ: no pete was not from the real world. he is Fresh Meat.

skatt on RHONJ: Why must Caroline talk like she is a character in a Lifetime Made-For-TV Movie?

jarthon on Glee: They aren’t ORAL Intensity, it’s Aural Intensity. But Oral makes more sense.

Gabrielle Robertson on RHONJ: How in the world do you know about Harraha’s in Chester PA?? It’s like 15 minutes from me. Never been there but I am guessing it is filled with smoke and those old ladies who stake out two slot machines at once.

Liz Dow on RHONY: Could we have one season of this show where they put Leather, Danielle, McSlurry, and NeNe on an island? Television GOLD I tell you!!!!

georgiababe on RHONJ: I thought Mackenzie looked like a gremlin.

Sweet_Dee on The Hills: I’m so over Mckaela and her Mcstupid name. How is she gonna get any respect from Brody if she keeps nagging him? I’m pretty sure she slept with him after their first date; that’s the only explanation I can come up with for her Stage 5 Clinger-ish behavior. Ugh, just Mcgo away already please!

Yanksfan on RHONJ: Sadly, Teresa had furniture but then probably had to sell it to get some money for all those troll babies she is popping out.

skatt on RHONJ: Oh, and can I express my UNDYING LOVE for whoever the cameraman is who films the Giudice clan. The way he never fails to get her little heathens destroying a boutique, climbing up the banisters, raiding the pantry like a Cat 5 Hurricane is fixing to touch down and then lying about it two seconds later, the endless tantrums over nothing……………..
I LOVE HIM.

JudgyWudgey on The Hills: Okay, I am not an idiot (well, aside from watching this show) …

flybsbgirl on The Hills: Brody is a turd though, that I can agree with, I dont get his charm either must be the money, plus these girls are really flipping dumb, lets just be honest.

Hateful Snark Pants on True Beauty: Like a black hole, the gravitiational pull of these vacuous twatbags brings me back every week.

here4beer on The City: Olivia is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

texasgal75 on The City: I loathe Olivia, but something you said about TPS reports got me thinkin’…maybe she’s not at fault. Maybe she was mistakenly hypnotized. She is Peter Gibbons.

shantigal on Toddlers and Tiaras: I think I lost weight reading this.

zbird on Glee: So we all think that Aural Intensity is a bad pun, but we’re okay with New Directions? Say it slowly now.

Imnotthere on RHONJ: I am considering changing my name on this site to “GIA PET”! This episode went a long way in proving the theory of evolution and where the lost link lives! Take that you creation theorists!

katie on Toddlers and Tiaras: she looks completely wasted all the time…like a 47-year-old toddler.

ohhhyeah on SYTYCD: Oh, by the way, what does my previous post have to do with this episode? Nothing really, I just like to hear the sound of my own voice.

shantigal on Toddlers and Tiaras: Zander is a gorgeous child and he’s going to end up in Hollywood one way or another, probably by bus. I googled inbred, to make sure I spelled it correctly, and one of the autocompletes was…INBRED REDNECK ALIEN ABDUCTION.

fatgirlsrule on Toddlers and Tiaras: who takes their sick child out in a snow storm just so they can win a $2 trophy??

Nads on Extreme Poodles Trailer: sarcasmintended–no, i don’t think they know they’re being groomed like buffalos…i was simply saying, if i were a poodle, i’d be upset if i looked like a buffalo. and you’re right TLC is the learning channel- and i’ve learned from watching Kate Gosselin how NOT to be a total lunatic.

mom on Toddlers and Tiaras: YOU ARE STUPID YOU NEED A LIFE AND STOP MAKING FUN OF CHILDREN AND MAN DO YOU MAKE FUN OF FAT PEOPLE AND IF I WAS TO GUESS YOU ARE A FAT OVERWEIGHT PERSON THAT SETS IN FRONT OF THE TV AND COMPUTER ALL THE TIME!!! YOU NEED A LIFE!!

olderandwiser on Toddlers and Tiaras: I think we should have a contest to see which one of the contestant’s mother wrote the “all caps” comment. If we didn’t already know from watching the show that these pageant moms are idiots, that comment would certainly have made it known!

J-Mo on Toddlers and Tiaras: Let me guess one teensy thing… is it only in the Deep South that I’ve ever heard people talk about “setting” in front of the television? Like they’re Jell-O. Or concrete.

Faye on Toddlers and Tiaras: What is the difference between a “FAT OVERWEIGHT” person and a regular fat person? Is that like “first annual” “unsolved mystery” or a “free gift” … Way to come across as fat pageant mom with a Kayne West complex. Whoever the “mom” is, the stench of ignorance, failure, and my Dad is also my cousin is overwhelming.

Von Rita on Bethenny Getting Married: I can’t stand Bethany, her voice makes me want to pour bleach in my ears

classy drunk on True Blood: Do you have to work at being as dumb as Jason is or is that a talent?

katkit on Bethenny Getting Married: Von Rita you are a poop head!

DH on Work of Art: Van Gogh would be great on this show if he was not dead. Am I right?

Faye on Toddlers and Tiaras: I’m sorry but if you can’t win a beauty contest against Marmaduke (best hair, best eyes) and Bozo (costume of choice), perhaps you should rethink all future television appearances. The recapper is not the one with the weight issue, the fat people on the show are. They are victims of nothing other than supersizing and yelling loud enough into the clown mouth. I would probably be kinder if they were doing something productive with their kids but since they are basically letting them know that it is what’s on the outside that counts, then they should be judged accordingly.

WaffleBoy on Gabourey Sidibe’s Mom Brought Down The House: Mariah has a buoy? Awesome! I knew those 250 pink sailor outfits of hers would eventually come in handy.

figgy on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Scott reminds me of Christian Bale in American Psycho. With none of the actual hotness or attractiveness. Just the utter oozing creepiness, like any moment he’ll snap and kill you for having a better business card.

sanen85 on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: I can see why he would think that you are being forced by threat of death to watch this show, but the recap was still hilarious.

WaffleBoy on Newsgasm: What the? Nick Cannon has a TV show? Then who the hell is holding Mariah Carey’s purse?

Baxter on The Omarosa/Bethenny Fight: The fact that Omarosa is calling anyone a man is really hilarious.

flybsbgirl on Trailer Trash: Bad Girls Club: They should rename this show, “Stupid Bitches who make all women look bad and set progression back 100 years.”

uglycutie on Toddlers and Tiaras: I’m cool with the fatty fat jokes. Just lay off short women who wear too much make up and swear like ssailors. Wink.

CholusIndeed on Jeremy London: Man-Napped: Hey Nads, I love your stuff and I know that you aren’t trying to be mean or to offend anybody in this post, but I have a friend who had this happen to him and it was the most frightening thing that ever happened to him in his life. He really thought he was going to die. It’s kind of like making fun of a rape victim.

Robinez on Jeremy London: Man-Napped: Yup.My friend once bought beer for gang members after they made him smoke dope.He didn’t have any $ so they gave him the cash to buy it!It was scary because,as you know,it was probably drug money! And he was terrified of going to the store with drug money! They were ruthless when he returned because he bought the wrong kind of beer!So they gave him MORE DRUG MONEY to go back and get the right kind.He was terrified.

Then,to make matter’s worse,he was stopped the next day by the police because he had a terrible time keeping his car between the lines after what he was put through.Lo and behold,those nasty people from the night before put drugs in his pocket and he didn’t know about it!See,that’s how bad these people were.They had no regard for the price of the drugs they put in his pocket!They were out to get him even if it cost them all that drug money!

My friend tried to tell the officer that it was somebody else’s drugs,but the cops didn’t care.So he ended up going to jail as if he was some kind of scumbag.And as you can read from my story,that isn’t the case!

I think the gangs have a special drug reserve for these cases.You know,like a business expense!

My friend continued to pretend like it didn’t happen too.Until he was forced to plead guilty for posession because nobody believed him!

I think there should be a special crime unit for things like this.

Satchels of Gold on The Hills: Why would they put this Z list idiot on tv? C’mon this is systematic bullying of us viewers.

baymenxpac on The Omarosa/Bethenny Fight: the whole “fued” is the equivalent if i got into a fight with my mail man: no one would or should care.

uglycutie on Fired From the Shore: Imagine Ronnie and Sammie in one corner of the room arguing while Kelly from RHONY was in the other corner whining about them arguing. Something like this:

Ronnie: But Sammi, I’m sorry, baby.

Sammi: Ronnie, Ronnie, stawwwwwwp!!

Kelly: You two, stawwwwwwp!

Sammi & Kelly: Everybody, STAWWWWWWWP!!!

uglycutie on RHONY: I agree that Mario is a good-looking man. I’d hit it in a bodybag.

Cindy Marin on You’re Cut Off: I keep having visions of pulling out Gia’s tarantula’s eyelashes, then slapping that big mouth of hers, followed by me throwing her large ass through a concrete wall. Than, I would set her fake hair on fire, and douse her with toilette water.

LOSTbean on You’re Cut Off: Can’t fit this show into my DVR viewing grid (sad, but I have one…on an excel sheet…yup…OCD),…

Faye on Toddlers and Tiaras: Sabrina entered her daughters in the pageant to prove “black is beautiful” A regular Rosa Parks this one. She should have bought a decent set of teeth on Ebay, every time she smiled I felt like kicking a field goal.

Prodigal Cheez on RHONY: Kelly is just crazy. She’s mean, but she’s limited in the kind of damage she can do because her wiring is so crossed the lights never fully turn on.

Faye on Toddlers and Tiaras: Luxuriate – from the Latin word FOOL. To luxuriate is to have the spotlight all to yourself only to realize there is a stain on the front of your pants and no one loves you enough to tell you it’s there before you hit the stage.

valleygirl on Top Chef: I’m going to defend OranJello’s accent. (He’s on his own for the rest.) …

mere2142 on You’re Cut Off: When Gia said peanut butter and jelly was ‘poor people food’ I wanted to go thru my tv and strangle her.

Faye on Toddlers and Tiaras: Well poodle perm had no qualms about paying a 300.00 entrance fee for a pageant where the grand prize was 250. Why not just put the 375.00 she ended up paying in a “therapy jar” for her daughter or getting it all in singles so she will have change for the men who come to watch her kid shake her butt in about 5 years. Also Sabrina looked like Biz Markie with that Swiss Miss wig on

sabrina kent on Toddlers and Tiaras: YOU KNOW WHAT? THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT I LOVE BOTH OF DAUGHTERS. AND NOTHING THAT ANY OF SAY SHOULD MATTER. I HAD FUN, I WAS MYSELF, AND STARTING OUT YOU MAKE MISTAKES. SO WHAT I LEARN. I WAS ORIGINALLY UPSET BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE SPENT SOOOOO MUCH TIME OUT OF THEIR BUSY DAY TO INSULT ME……KEEP IT COMING! MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD HELP WITH ME GETTING MY OWN REALITY SHOW! MAYBE THEY CAN CALL IT BIG FAT PAGEANT MOM! BY THE WAY… I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKE THE OTHER PAGEANT MOMS. I DON’T WANT TO WALK AROUND WITH A STICK ON MY ASS THINKING THAT YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE.PEOPLE THAT MAKES PAGEANTS THEIR LIVES IS BECAUSE THEY DO HAVE ONE. I DON’T LIVE THRUOGH MY DAUGHTERS…. I LIVE FOR THEM. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS! HELP THE KENT FAMILY GET THEIR OWN REALITY SHOW! THIS WILL HELP FUND OUR DAUGHTERS COLLEGE.

(and again) AS FOR THE HO…I’M SORRY( CORRECT WORDING) WHORE, YOU REPORTING ON THINGS IN WHICH YOU DO NOT HAVE ALL THE FACTS. MY DAUGHTERS WILL BE IN PAGEANT AS LONG AS I WANT THEM IN PAGEANTS. YOU OR NO ONE ELSE DETERMINES THAT. FOR WHO EVER WANTED TO SEE WHO EMPREGNATED ME …TWICE, WATCH THE SHOW. PS, BUY ME SOME MORE HAIR YOU LONELY BITCH!

(and again) YOU SHOULD REALLY GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. THE GRAND PRIZE WAS SUPPOSED TO $1,000! DID YOU MISS THE PART THE DIRECTOR SKIPPED OUT? THE ONLY MEN THAT WERE THERE…WERE THERE WITH THEIR OWN PAGEANT DAUGHTERS. ALL I GOT TO SAY IS” YOU BETTER BE GLAD YOU CAN HIDE YOUR IDENTITY. I WOULD DEFINATELY SHOW UP TO PERSONALLY KICK A FIELD GOAL IN YOUR ASS”

(and again) WHO IS THIS BITCH THAT IS WRITING THIS SHIT? FIRST OF ALL YOU DON’T KNOW ME! AND AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED….YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK! IT IS AMAZING WHO MUCH SHIT YOU CAN’T TALK OVER THE WEB..BIT I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A PUNK ASS BITCH TO ONLY BASH ME ON THE INTERNET. AS FOR THE WORD LUXURIATE…IT IS A WORD! STUPID BITCH! http://www.freedicyionary.com. I TELL YOU WHAT I’M GLAD THAT YOU ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT MY LOOKS…APPARENTLY, I LIVE IN A NICE HOUSE AND OUR QUALITY OF LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MISSING TEETH. I LOVE BOTH OF MY DAUGHTERS AND IT WAS THE SHOW THAT EDITED IT. I DON’T HAVE A FAVORITE. FAYA, I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO KICK A FIELD GOAL…AS A MATTER OF FACT, I’LL GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS AND PAY YOUR WAY HERE TO DOIT! YOU FUCKIN C**T! MY HUSBAND WAS IN THE AUDIENCE AND @ LEAST I HAVE ONE..CAN’T SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU. ALL YOU PEOPLE CAN DO IS SIT AROUND AND TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE..NO WONDER THAT THIS WORLD IS SO FUCKED UP!

dearcrabby on Toddlers and Tiaras: Let the games begin! Another parent takes it hook, line and sinker!

cattyfan on Toddlers and Tiaras: If it is Sabrina, why the weird wigs? Also, stop typing all in caps, please.

Faye on Toddlers and Tiaras: Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, you are the classic example of the joke that just writes itself. You are more concerned with your daughter in a beauty pageant than your dental hygiene and overall health as witnessed by your body obviously courtesy of 5 Guys Burgers and Fries. But alas, I am not done. If you come on television and make a luxuriating spectacle of yourself, I feel it is my duty as a recap reader to make judgments based on your appearance. It’s the price of fame Mz. Markie. But for the sake of everyone here and your caps lock key, I will no longer engage in a battle of wits with a person who owns no weapons.

sabrina kent on Toddlers and Tiaras: My name is Mrs Kent, as a lady.. I wish to be addressed as that. Your comments show me how ugly you are.Beauty fades, But i guess we don’t know what you look like because you hide behind your words. One more thing…I do have a weapon. I have God in my life. Aparently the only one I need. Peace be onto you.

dearcrabby on Toddlers and Tiaras: Ah, religion, the last refuge of someone who can no longer debate intelligently. What does your God think of the filthy, filthy language you used on this site? You don’t kiss your daughters with that mouth, do you? How about printing off your comments and giving it to the church for their newsletter? Also, two words: Spell check.

lovecrabby on Toddlers and Tiaras: someone said, “These girls have been doing these pageants since they were in the womb.” Did they put paperdoll clothes on the ultrasound pix or what?

itchy on Cougar Town, Name Change?: I already call the show “Whiny Skinny Bitches Who Drink A Lot of Wine.” They oughta call it that.

ubiquitous on Cougar Town, Name Change?: Just call it “Cox”.

dearcrabby on Toddlers and Tiaras: I actually have a very sweet hiney. It’s my poochie belly that requires all the Tony Horton action.

I HATE KIDS. You couldn’t pay enough to have one of those crying pooping shackles around my ankles! That is why I have time to make fun of everybody else’s. My disdain for children is palpable in everything I write and how clean I’m able to keep my house. Don’t make me whip out the DOYEEE on you.

itchy on Toddlers and Tiaras: You know, they ought to put a little popup warning for TVGasm, like they age thing they do for porn sites. Something along the lines of : “If you are on a reality tv show, do not enter.” That will spare the rest of these endless rants of runon sentences with no paragraphs.

Mo on Toddlers and Tiaras: Sabrina if you’re still trolling the site, why oh why did you appear on national television in the Dorothy wig?

Baxter on RHONJ: There just isn’t anything funny about trying to ruin a charity benefit for a baby with cancer.

Mamalama on Toddlers and Tiaras: can’t wait till next week’s show (come on, a kid falls what’s not to love?)

valleygirl on True Blood: Is it bad writing, bad casting or bad acting that always makes me cheer for whatever big bad is facing off against Bill? I know I’m supposed to hate werewolves and Lorena, but each time one of them shows up I’m like “Get HIM.” And they never do and I get sad.

njgasmifan on RHONJ: that just frosts my cookies to think that people get away with shit like that.

arizonatom on Top Chef: I, for one, can’t wait to see Top Desserts! Gail will put on a few pounds, but then she can get a new (more stylish) wardrobe to replace what she’s been wearing the past couple of seasons!

birschtalk on The Real L Word: (when asked what the hell she was talking about in her recaps) Power of the Clam- when your choach has special powers and shit and all the ladies are all over your choach. Pumps and Pants- Pumps are prissier, usually. Pants kill the spiders, usually. Choking out- why don’t you ask David Carradine? Oh wait. You can’t. Cause he’s dead from it. I hope that helps!?

WaffleBoy on RHONY: The lepers are demanding an apology for being compared to Jill. They also would like to know if anyone has seen their noses lately.

CholusIndeed on Kimmel Last Night: Has Jimmy Kimmel lost weight or does the Macbook webcam make one look slimmer? If it is the latter, I can imagine that would definitely sell more Macbooks.

And that wraps up the month! Now go out and luxuriate. xo