Best Ink Recap: For the Love of Ink

Alexis’ Final Tattoos

London is up last and his skins are Jodee, Brian and Fabrienne who…LOVE their tattoos! London’s pieces don’t make sense to me and they don’t really look anything remotely close to love either…and I have a pretty wide view of things. In fact, I’m pretty out there with my thinking so for me to not be able to really relate anything of his to love is kind of bad. His owl piece on Brian is pretty awesome but the one he did on Jodee’s back looked like an old lesbian with a mullett and an apple. The heart flower thing was terrible and vaginal looking. Joe says that he had great basic lines and some of the best tattoos are the ones you have to ask the meaning of. No…those are some of the worst tattoos because you don’t know what the fuck you are looking at so you have to ask. Joe also didn’t like London’s backgrounds and London corrects him that he never liked his backgrounds. Maybe because they always suck? Margaret says that he is a great artist but that he didn’t capture the teme bvery well and Sabina says that he had great clean colors. Basically they ate his shit up like they do every episode because they have been banking on him since Day 1.

London’s Final Tattoos

So how in the fuck did Charlie win the Fan Favorite vote? Did we all watch the same show or did everyone else get a better cut than I did because she was annoying like 85% of the time and her tats were okay compared to Alexis. Whatever…Charlie Brown has to win sometimes.

Deliberations go on and let’s just get this shit over with. London wins because they obviously were setting this up from the beginning that he would win. He was always favored by the judges even when he made huge deliberate mistakes like that shitty background in the portrait challenge and when they forgave him twice for having “difficult pictures or clients” to work with. Uh no you work with what you get but that didn’t matter because London was untouchable to the judges. He says that now he can have a great honeymoon, get married (which he has since taping) and put a down payment on a house. London does have talent but I think Alexis had the best pieces at the end of the day.

Gasmii…thank you for enduring this shit with me. Despite this show getting the greenlight and production completed first, you can’t truly enjoy it after having watched Ink Master. The level that was on that show was much higher than what we got on Oxygen. I think it could have been a decent show but even Joe gave up half way through with this shit. I am hearing rumors that bad ratings for the show make it unlikely to return so fingers crossed! 

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