Hey hey, Big Brother fans. Y’all still hanging in there through this sort of dull season in the BB house? I know there hasn’t been much action or excitement since they gave Hantz the boot, but there is a lot of shirtless-Shane this week. It does nothing for me, but I’ll post some screengrabs for those of you that enjoy the topless male form.
Last week Shane nominated ShoutyChef and Spray-tan after Janelle used her Coach Comp win to keep One L safe for the week. ShoutyChef responded to his nomination by shouting. A lot. Mostly at the diary room camera though. So far he’s sulking around the house like a petulant child with douchey facial hair.
I’m a shoe-in for fan favorite! Everyone loves me!!! People love being shouted at!!!!!!
Janelle decides it’s time to get to work on Shane. That time was probably last week, but okay. Boogie does a victory dance with Frank that makes me want to nominate them both with fire.
Aaaaaaand, please die.
Janelle sits down for a pow-wow with Britney, where she tells Brit she’s not upset and she understands. For what it’s worth, Brit tells the camera that she knows Janelle is full of shit, but holy crap is Janelle good at playing Big Brother. Yep… The plastic sperm dumpster is certainly skilled in the art of manipulation. Whoda thunk?
It’s almost like your whole life has been spent manipulating others…
Janelle sits her players down and tells them they need to go talk to Shane. All three of them are like, “Oh no! I don’t want to be an ass-kisser cause I have integrity.”
The face of integrity, folks.
Bitch, please! You’re on Big Brother! You signed your integrity over to CBS when you sent in your audition tape. I wonder how Joe feels about all this.
He’s tired of all these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.
Poor Janelle. She’s the only coach doing any valuable coaching, and her players are fucking useless. She eventually convinces Joe to go talk to Shane, and the conversation goes exactly like you would expect. Joe proves to us all that he has no concept of an “Indoor voice,” while telling Shane that this sucks and he hates it and it sucks. Then he tells the DR cameras that Shane has a huge ego and needs to learn some manners. Not to ignore the fact that CBS edits the living shit out of this footage, but I haven’t seen Shane being cocky or horrible or throwing his perfectly coifed weight around. Considering how he’s the only one winning any comps, I’d say he’s being downright decent.