I’d also say he wearing his coach’s tank top…
Time to draw names for the POV comp. Players are Shane, Joe, Ashley, Wil, Danielle, and Frank. Joe is PISSED that Frank is playing, because someone started a rumor that Frank doesn’t suck at everything. Seriously, I know he won that one HOH competition, but who the fuck cares? Why is this unemployed ginger fuck being perceived as a power player? He’s an idiot.
Tremble in fear, everyone. GingerTits might… uh… What was the question?
Joe tries like hell to endear himself to the viewers by shouting some more. It’s ineffective.
Private Pyle, what is your major malfunction???
Out in the backyard, GirlDick is hosting a circus competition. The coaches are eating cotton candy and the players are dressed as clowns. Britney is in full on snark mode and wants to know why Frank is the only one wearing a Bozo wig.
GirlDick serves as an excellent example of why you should look at your tattoos from far away to make sure they don’t look like random tufts of chest hair when you wear a low-cut top.
The players have to roll balls up two different ramps at the same time, and if a ball hits the ground you’re out. It’s a run back and forth and roll thing, and it’s mostly about timing. Shane seems to have a good method of waiting for one ball to reach its apex before running to the other side. Everyone else is a bit more spastic.
So… Many… Jokes… About… Balls… Dropping…
Wil is out first, followed closely by Joe. Frank goes third, then Danielle. Ashley does surprisingly well, catching a few close calls that damn near hit the ground, but in the end she misses a roll and Shane takes the win.
I’m a little curious as to the strategy here. It seems like Shane might be giving serious consideration to back-dooring Frank this week. If he had let Ashley take the win then he could have done so with a lot less blood on his hands, since he had to put up somebody. I think he won just cause he wanted to win, with no real thought to strategy or game play. Oh well… Maybe he doesn’t want to back-door Frank after all.
Or maybe he just wanted the pretty necklace
Up in the HOH room Brit and Shane talk shit about Joe, and Britney does a decently accurate impression of him.
You suck at this game, but if you go home it’s gonna take all the booze in Nevada to get me through the rest of the season.