Janelle heads up to talk game and try to convince them that Frank is a bigger threat since her players suck at absolutely everything. Honestly, I’d be worried about GirlDick. She’s the biggest floater ever. I haven’t even heard her name brought up for eviction once this whole season.
Only on Big Brother could this chick silently blend into the background
In come Wil and Ashley to join the discussion. Shane asks Janelle how he can keep himself safe next week, and Janelle hands Brit her wedding ring and tells her that if she turns on them in the next three weeks that Brit can keep it.
Brit is totally convinced.
Didn’t the chain-smoking southerner try that shit last season right before flipping sides? Hmmm…. Janelle offers up her Chanel earrings too, and Brit says, “I do like your Chanel earrings.” and Shane says, “Me too…”
Dude, if you’re gonna insist on being in the closet, could you maybe close the friggin door?
Brit makes her take her wedding ring back, but Shane says he appreciates the gesture and will take it to heart.
Meanwhile downstairs, Boogie is discussing workout tips with Frank and Ian. I kinda hope Shane backdoors Frank. As much as I want to see Joe get a ticket back home to shout at his wife and kids and stop screaming at me, I would love to see Boogie get that smug bitch-ass smile wiped off his face.
There’s your topless picture, ladies.
Joe talks to a shirtless Shane about saving him from a cliff, and it occurs to me that he sounds more like Larry the Cable Guy every time I hear him talk.
Okay, here’s your real topless picture. Any of our Gasmii boys wanna go yank him out of that closet?
Joe promises Shane that he will have his back if he protects him this week. He swears on his wife and kids and mother, and says he’d be happy to take out his own team. I’d have a rough time trusting someone who would be that quick to put up their own team members, but that’s just me. I’m also biased because holy fuck do I hate Joe.
Maybe if you shout at it your soul patch will go away
Time for the sushi party! Dan (whom I almost forgot was in the house this week) gets to choose five guests, and he invites the other three coaches, plus Shane and Danielle. In the house, Wil has decided that since it’s his birthday he’s gonna make damn sure he has more fun than the sushi party by dressing like a stripper from Gilligan’s Island.