The coaches come back inside and a rousing game of spin the bottle takes place. Ian gets a super awkward kiss from Ashley…
She’s clearly having a hard time keeping her lust for Ian under control
And Danielle gets an even more awkward kiss from Shane. She’s clearly over the moon about it, and Shane tries like hell to convince us that he enjoyed it too, but he’s not fooling anyone.
Excited about kiss…
Excited about his mom seeing that kiss
Outside, Brit wants to talk game with Ian. Ian says he can’t see any foreseeable circumstance in which he would put up Shane, but he won’t go so far as to say that he absolutely won’t put Shane up. Meh… I’d take that over the supreme and epic ass-kissing everyone else has been laying on where they all promise they’ll never put Shane up on the block ever in a billion years. Then again, I like Ian, so I’m more likely to accept his answers.
Everyone: Make socially awkward nerd friends. You can relax and be yourself and if you say something dumb or trip over your own feet or fart during dinner they won’t even realize it’s cause for alarm.
Brit tells Shane that Ian’s being wishy-washy, and somehow that translates to Shane not trusting Frank because Ian said he’d put him up next week. Did I miss something?
Did y’all want some more Closeted Eye Candy?
They decide that they want to back-door Frank, but to warn him ahead of time and blame it on Ian for not being willing to promise Shane his safety. Shane doesn’t come right out and say he’s putting Frank up, but he definitely lets him know it’s a possibility. Frank is pretty chill about it, and says that they don’t really talk to Ian and Ian doesn’t know much about the team gameplay. Pffft! Team? You mean Team Frank and Boogie and two human shields? Cause I don’t see Boogie talking to or helping anyone but Frank lately.
Team Genital Warts is really no place for a virgin and a lesbian anyway…
Frank says Ian sucks at this game, but Ian isn’t the one who keeps getting thrown on the block, is he Frank?
Someone give this man a joint and a frisbee, stat!
Time for the POV ceremony. Shane puts on his shitty necklace and stares at the photo wall until CBS tells him they’ve got enough shots of him looking pensive and he can call the meeting.