Big Brother 14 Recap: Circus Veto

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By TheMiki | Thursday, August 2, 2012 | 6:49 am | 20 Comments
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Integrity, folks.

The coaches come back inside and a rousing game of spin the bottle takes place.  Ian gets a super awkward kiss from Ashley…

She’s clearly having a hard time keeping her lust for Ian under control

And Danielle gets an even more awkward kiss from Shane.  She’s clearly over the moon about it, and Shane tries like hell to convince us that he enjoyed it too, but he’s not fooling anyone.

 

Excited about kiss…

Excited about his mom seeing that kiss

Outside, Brit wants to talk game with Ian.  Ian says he can’t see any foreseeable circumstance in which he would put up Shane, but he won’t go so far as to say that he absolutely won’t put Shane up.  Meh… I’d take that over the supreme and epic ass-kissing everyone else has been laying on where they all promise they’ll never put Shane up on the block ever in a billion years.  Then again, I like Ian, so I’m more likely to accept his answers.

 

Everyone: Make socially awkward nerd friends. You can relax and be yourself and if you say something dumb or trip over your own feet or fart during dinner they won’t even realize it’s cause for alarm.

Brit tells Shane that Ian’s being wishy-washy, and somehow that translates to Shane not trusting Frank because Ian said he’d put him up next week.  Did I miss something?  

 

Did y’all want some more Closeted Eye Candy?

They decide that they want to back-door Frank, but to warn him ahead of time and blame it on Ian for not being willing to promise Shane his safety.  Shane doesn’t come right out and say he’s putting Frank up, but he definitely lets him know it’s a possibility.  Frank is pretty chill about it, and says that they don’t really talk to Ian and Ian doesn’t know much about the team gameplay.  Pffft!  Team?  You mean Team Frank and Boogie and two human shields?  Cause I don’t see Boogie talking to or helping anyone but Frank lately.

Team Genital Warts is really no place for a virgin and a lesbian anyway… 

Frank says Ian sucks at this game, but Ian isn’t the one who keeps getting thrown on the block, is he Frank?

 

Someone give this man a joint and a frisbee, stat!

Time for the POV ceremony.  Shane puts on his shitty necklace and stares at the photo wall until CBS tells him they’ve got enough shots of him looking pensive and he can call the meeting.

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20 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 7:29 am

    God, Brittany has been so drunk with power because of Shane’s wins. She even takes credit on their Veto win. I’m going to love it when the “coaches” become players. Brittany is in for a shock when she has to play for herself.

    I read in the forums (not a spoiler) that Shane said his mother told him all his life that vagina’s have teeth (bwhahaha) and he believed her and didn’t lose his V card till 21! How old is he now? Maybe that’s why he is so uncomfortable with Danielle hanging all over him, her vajaja may bite him!!

  2. 2
    alice
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 8:18 am

    hey shane nice girly shirt!!!!

  3. 3
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 8:39 am

    I have always thought Shane was a closet case, but as the season draws on and he gets more comfortable in front of the camera, his mannerisms are bordering on more feminine than One L. I also hope that he’s asked about the unfortunate tight pink wifebeater he loves so much when he gets out of the house and how he’s going to convince women he’s straight after rocking that all summer.

    Personally, I think he’ll go the way of Steven Daigle (BB10). If Steven can use his two weeks in the BB House to build a now overexposed porn career, Shane can definitely do the same. Porn producer Chi Chi Larue is quoted on the gay blogs to be a huge fan of BB, so I have no doubt that s/he will throw a shit ton of money at Shane to join his stable of men. Remember, when this season started, Shane mentioned that the house flipping was not currently making any money and any money won would go back into his business in Vermont. I think he’s headed to CA for a chance at gay pornographic infamy and this “house flipping” nonsense will be as relevant as former HG Jodi is now.

  4. 4
    sweetblondie
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 9:17 am

    If they were setting Janelle up for the win, why did they give her all the useless players? Oh…nevermind.

  5. 5
    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Last night, I literally said that Joe sounds just like Larry TCG. :)
    I don’t understand WHY Joe thinks no one can hear him in the diary room unless he pops a blood vessel with his shouting. SHUT.UP!

  6. 6
    Amanda
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 9:21 am

    OK thank you for pointing out that he could have let Ashley win veto. I was thinking that when it got down to the two of them. If your plan was to take her off anyway, then let her do it so you at least had the excuse of well she saved herself, I had to replace with someone…
    But no. He wants to be a BIGGER threat and win 3 vetos in a row. Good for him.

  7. 7
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 9:48 am

    ShoutyChef may sound like Larry the Cable Guy, but he is nowhere near as manly and handsome.

  8. 8
    considerthis
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Magenta Madness! No matter who goes home tonight it is a WIN-WIN for the viewers. Personally would like to see Carrotop go so we can see Boogie sulk and whine.

    Janelle is rumored to be willing to give her child away to the next HOH as long as they keep Wil safe – seems like a fair exchange to me.

  9. 9
    carol
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:44 am

    I bet you Danielle is the type of girl that doesn’t have any male friends because she thinks they all love her and she is in a relationship with them. She basically decided she was in a ‘relationship’ with Shane after they had one conversation. Then her comments about avoiding and disliking all lesbians because she thinks they will all hit on her, wow. She is such a close minded little snot. It makes sense now why she is in love with Shane, even if he is gay, I bet she thinks he will be straight just for her.

    Britney is scary. She is mixing up her pronouns all over the place. She keeps using ‘we’ and ‘I/me’ when she should be using ‘Shane’ and ‘he/him’. This is going to hurt her in the end because she is not acting like a coach. Janelle is doing a great job coaching and in an odd way, so is Dan.

  10. 10
    itchy itchy
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:44 am

    At first I wanted Joe to get out only so he’ll discover how much he is hated — except, that means he’ll go into sequester and people will forget what an insufferable douchebag he is. So the longer he is on the show, the more he can kiss his dreams as a reality tv chef good-bye. So, yeah, here’s hoping he stays.

    On the other hand, yes, I’d love to see Booger gets smacked when Frank the Stank gets taken out.

  11. 11
    juddfan
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:48 am

    I’m also torn on this one. I guess I’d have to go with the back door on Frank, since he can’t get POV. I doubt shouty will win anything, ever, so they can focus on him next time.

    @featherhead: I’m so behind on the feeds, but going there again after this. Haven’t commented as it wont appear for 15 pages or so . . . sigh . . . but that is fascinating. I saw the movie “Teeth” and I soooo loved it . . . the lead was fantastic!!! Really recommend. But Shane’s Mom should be ashamed . . that’s just wrong!

    And I never thought I’d defend LCG, but how dare you!!!! LOL!!! Shouty is the most abhorrent thing I’ve had to endure in quite some time. LCG is lightly entertaining, and he was great in Cars. “I love the smell of new park” LCG does not shout, Shouty will burst a vein in his temple before long . . . .I’m just saying.

    Boogie must die and be stopped. Lobbing off his left arm ginger would be an awesome start!

  12. 12
    itchy itchy
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Shane didn’t come up with the idea of getting rid of Frank. That was Janelle’s manipulation after the POV competition. So during the competition Shane was intent on winning in order to keep his nominations the same.

    Because Shane’s a totally asshat. I believe he isn’t aware that he’s gay — he’s clueless about everything else, after all. Which is why it’s kind of surprising he’s the only one who seems to figure out how to win the competitions.

  13. 13
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    @Itchy, Shane apparently called Ian a “little faggot” on the live feeds, so there’s probably some projection on that end. In terms of the competitions, he would have been better letting Ashley win, because her winning just means she takes herself off the block, which was the end goal of Janelle’s manipulations. By backdooring Frank and winning the majority of the competitions, Shane has made himself an even larger target for the same treatment as soon as he doesn’t win Veto. And, being the coach’s pawn means that they will dump him in favor of each other winning the $500,000. Shane is basically a gayer version of Jeff.

  14. 14
    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    WHAT the frak is going on with those weird strapped tanks for men lately? I first saw them being worn by Ryan on The Bachelorette, and now Shane. When he came on in that bright pink tank, my mouth literally went agape. That just looks all kinds of wrong. But I think they would be adorable on females.

  15. 15
    itchy itchy
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    Oh, it definitely was a stupid move changing up his nominations. I’m just saying there was no reason at the time for him to throw the competition to Ashley, because during the competition he was still planning to keep his nominations the same. It was only after Janelle got to him that he decided to backdoor Frank.

    I also don’t get why people think Frank the Stank is so brilliant? I’ve seen a number of people write this — but why?

  16. 16
    Lola
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Was anybody else grossed out by Ian’s puffy, dark brown nipples?

  17. 17
    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    UGH, why can’t I log in all of the time!?!??!

    Anyhoo…..I wasn’t grossed out, per se, but I definitely took notice of them! lol

    And….I am NO grammar police by any means, but I’m pretty sure it’s “shoo-in” :D

  18. 18
    Womack253
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Excellent recap!

  19. 19
    TheMiki TheMiki
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    @Nikki, I knew I was spelling it wrong, but it was midnight and I had to be up for work at 4:30 and some snap-judgement center of my brain decided it wasn’t worth looking up what the correct spelling was. Which is weird, cause I’m usually all about that shit, but it has been an unspeakably long and difficult week, so I’m gonna cut myself a break. But just this once, cause I hate when I do that in my recaps and then can’t go back to edit them.

    One hour till live eliminations! My time, anyway. Do you East Coasters get the “live” shows earlier than us? Are they full of shit when they tell me it’s live? Cause I can’t imagine they’d make you stay up till midnight to watch this drivel. Once again, shit I could easily look up but my brain is shut-down-from-exhaustion-mode. I will do a happy dance no matter who leaves, and that’s always a nice feeling.

  20. 20
    Jan Tucker
    Posted August 5, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    From what I saw last night, Daniell acts like she is more jealous of Janelle than having an issue with not trusting her. Janelle must be a fastic player, the jocks are afraid of her. Hope Frank gets voted out/Boogie.
    Go Janelle, you deserve to win.

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