Right after he looks up what “Pensive” means
After some heartfelt speeches where Ashley giggles and says it’d be good to veto her because it’d be awesome, and Joe says that Shane should use his presidential right to the Power of Veto or some such bullshit. Shane pulls Ashley off the block and puts up Frank, which makes me happy because Ashely’s idiotic antics are one of the only entertaining things happening this season.
Someone lock her in the diary room and don’t let her out until she’s told us her theory on the meaning of life and string theory and where babies come from.
Boogie storms off because he’s super mature. And also because he just realized that if Frank goes home he has to start actually talking to Ian and GirlDick.
But, but… They’ll never get genital warts. What will we have to talk about?
Well, that’s it for tonight, kids. Tomorrow is the live elimination ceremony. Are you guys more interested in seeing the shouty douche or the ginger douche go home? I’d like to see Boogie taken down a peg, but I’d also really like to stop getting yelled at by my television. Also, they’ll be announcing the results of the “vote” on if the coaches will enter the game. I’m totally sure that’s not fixed at all, you guys. There’s no way they’ve been planning on putting them in all along or anything. That’s crazy talk.
Picture me making this face when I say that last part
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