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Monday, August 29, 2011
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Tagged: big brother, cbs, funny, godhelpmebutgoboobs, jordanlosesherfuckingmind, recap, snarky, summary, tvgasm
Tonight on Big Brother, we get what may be a first — a flashback to the events before Thursday’s double eviction to see what all that dramz was about. Yay! Also — Jordan loses her goddamn mind. Can’t wait. Let’s get started!
That coming at you would make anyone flip her shit.
So Wednesday night, Boobs goes up to talk to the dearly departed Big Jeff, asking him calmly if it’s true that he threw the cornhole POV that lead to Sniffles’ eviction last week. Um, yes, that’s entirely true, but Jeff goes into his unattractive bullying mode and gets up in Boobs’ face (a dangerous place to be — watch out for spontaneously popping whiteheads) about how he can’t believe she’s even asking him this. Boobs stays calm but now Jeff is enraged, telling us that he has spent the whole summer keeping Shelly in her place being nice to Shelly, and he can’t believe this is how she repays his “kindness.” How dare Shelly not just sit around, licking Jeffs balls?
Now it’s two hours before Thursday’s double eviction, and Jeff is stalking around the kitchen, making comments under his breath to Shelly about how he doesn’t like how everyone’s buddy-buddy now — meaning, how Shelly is up Dicklet’s ass. Shelly tells us that she assumes that someone told Jeff that she’s planning on keeping Dicklet, so with 90 minutes before the live show, she pulls Adam aside to accuse him of spilling the beans. Adam says he’s still voting Dicklet out and denies telling Jeff about Shelly’s scheming, which from what I know from the feeds, is the truth. Like he’d be capable of doing anything as interesting as lying.
Jeff then pulls Adam aside to ask what’s going on with Shelly. Adam admits that Shelly asked him if Adam is still planning to vote out Dicklet, but doesn’t rat Shelly out any further than that. Shelly then barges into the room, and aggressively demands to know what’s going on because she’s “about to blow.” This woman has come across as really emotionally unhinged as of late, jesus. She again accuses Adam of talking shit behind her back, and calls herself a horse which causes me to crack up even though I think she means Trojan Horse in that she’s been working as double agent.
“Oh no she didn’t!”
Adam perks up for the first time this season and says to Shelly, “So you didn’t come to me and tell me you wanted to keep Daniele?” Ruh roh! As Jeff watches, Shelly stutters frantically, saying that Adam knew about the plan from day one, to which he calmly replies that he never agreed to the plan. Again, that’s the truth. Shelly insists that Adam was totally in agreement, and he walks out in disgust — or maybe to see if anyone wants to braid his back hair for the live show. Left alone with Jeff, Shelly continues to try to cover her ass, spinning this whole thing as more double agent work. Like me, Jeff doesn’t buy that excuse and tries to leave the room when Shelly tells him to stop bulling her and begins jamming her finger in his face about how she’s been loyal since day one. Okay, while I obviously agree that Jeff can be a huge bully sometimes, I don’t think he was being one at all in this particular interaction. She’s just being INSANE.
The fight spills out into the hallway where Adam is still lurking around, not finding any takers on that back hair thing, and here the fight really starts to lose its coherency. Shelly yet again yells at Adam for ratting her out, and Jeff correctly points out that Shelly really is the one who confirmed her shady behavior. She barks about her loyalty to Jeff/Jordan and he points out that she is making moves behind his back, been up Dicklet’s ass all week and has final 3 deals all over the house. She says that everyone makes moves behind his back, which maaaay not be the best way to diffuse this situation. The fight breaks down to some mature name calling, so everyone’s a winner here.
“Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.”
“Take it easy, creepy principal from The Breakfast Club.”
One hour before eviction, Jeff, Jordan and Boobs sit down with Adam, who now is merrily throwing Shelly under the bus, confirming to the group that Shelly is trying to keep Dicklet. Bitch has tried to drag Adam down with her for no reason, so she totally deserves this and more. Shelly cannot let this one go, and she barges into yet another room and begins asking what Jeff’s problem is and insisting they talk it out. This, as we know, will go super well. Shelly accuses Adam yet again of being the rat, and Jeff defends Adam again by saying that Shelly is the one holding a shovel four feet deep in her own grave. She begins making excuses, which makes Adam chuckle and comment about how she’s totally spinning the story and asks her point-blank why she wanted to keep Dicklet. She sputters some more, but Adam finally pressures Shelly into admitting the reason she wants to keep Dicklet is to break up Jeff/Jordan. Daaaaamn.
Shelly continues trying to take Adam down with her, but no one else is falling for it. Jeff asks why Shelly told Boobs about him throwing the POV, and she non-answers by saying that Dicklet told her that info. Okay, that’s great, now let’s try answering the question, Leatherface. Jeff now is worked up and says that he’s trying to look out for the group (ehh… really, Big Jeff?) whereas Shelly’s busy running around, exploring other options. She correctly says that she has a right to explore other options, but probably should have gone about it in a slightly less retarded way. Finally, she leaves the room, telling Jeff that she’s done with him.
Whew, got that everyone? So basically, Shelly got so paranoid about Jeff figuring out the Dicklet plan (which he was oblivious to) that she pushed Adam far enough into opening the door to Shelly’s self-destruction, and then she waltzed right on through. Congratulations, Adam, for earning more mentions of your name in the first third of this recap than in the last 30 or so recaps combined.
“People talking about something other than me? How boring. Now if you don’t mind, I’ll be figuring out how these chess pieces came between me and my man.”
With that under our belts, we rehash Dicklet’s eviction and Fat and the City’s HOH win (ugh). We see Volvo, FATC and Shelly quickly conferencing about nominations, which FATC tells us is “super duper pressuring.” Not talking so good right now, are ya? FATC tells us that she’s had a deal since week one not to nominate Jordan (is this news to anyone else?) so she will put up Jeff and Boobs, with Jeff as her target. This, of course, is what happens. Zzzz. Must. Not. Fast. Forward.
Following Volvo’s POV win/muffin top adjustments, we see FATC wheeze in her ear not to change the nominations. Hope Volvo has a few dozen q-tips. Boobs is convinced that she’s going home, but Jeff knows otherwise and immediately begins working on Volvo by reminding her that he saved her this week from the block. Volvo, who is turning out to be a lot better player than I think any of us gave her credit for, correctly points out that Jeff didn’t really “save” her as she was just a pawn even if the nominations hadn’t changed. Jeff looks dumbfounded by this double-whammy of truth and logic. Haha, good for her.
Following the veto ceremony, Jeff goes to talk to Adam, who tells Jeff to his face that he’s going home. He volunteers to make the vote a tie and force FATC to get the blood on her hands with the tie-breaker vote, but he tells Jeff there’s no way in hell that Shelly will keep him in the house. Jeff pulls Shelly aside, and she says that she doesn’t understand why he took everyone else’s word over hers. Um, you’re the one who told Jeff to his face that you were trying to break Jeff and Jordan up?! He took your words directly. Her brain is turning into a hard-boiled egg from sun exposure. Shelly cries that she was the best double agent ever, and he asks her to then give him another chance, but Chenbot calls them out to vote before anything is confirmed. Meanwhile, FATC and Adam have an important conversation.
“So I figure we’ve got about 60 seconds before we vote. Do you think that’s enough time to grab a snack?”
Chenbot announces that the vote’s a tie, and Jeff turns to Adam and states in disbelief that Adam didn’t vote for him. HAHA, aww, poor useless Adam. As we know, Adam did vote for Jeff and Shelly didn’t. Following the eviction, Boobs is in shock (why, I don’t know, as Jeff’s been a lot better at competitions than her lately, is part of a duo and has fresher enemies) and Jordan is PISSED and isn’t having it when Shelly tries to comfort her. Haha. Volvo and FATC have to console a crying Shelly, whom I have no sympathy for. As I said Thursday — it was probably the best game move for Shelly, but she needs to own that shit then instead of being all weepy. I don’t have patience for this martyr act. Someone I have even less patience for is FATC, who strokes a pretend beard in the DR while gloating about getting out Jeff. This is not good for my rage (name that quote!).
25 minutes into this episode and we’re finally past the end of Thursday’s episode! Adam is pissed off about losing Jeff, and he meets with the devastated Jordan and Boobs. As Jordan cries about how she looks like an idiot after saying all sorts of nice things about Shelly in the DR, Shelly decides to continue her new pattern of aggressively barging into rooms and starting confrontations. And she called JEFF the bully?! Bitch has him beat by a mile this episode. Shelly comes in there, literally pointing fingers, and starts yelling that she feels bad too and that Jordan should basically get over herself. HAHA this woman is certifiable, folks, to think that this is a good way to handle the situation. And sure enough, here comes angry Jordan — which I find hilarious — screaming that Shelly SHOULD feel like shit because Jordan gave up a phone call from her family for Shelly out of friendship, and Shelly has been lying the whole time. Boobs, whose personality transplant continues to be 1) welcomed and 2) bizarre, silently grabs Jordan and physically removes her from the room as Jordan and Shelly continue to scream at each other. Jordan screams that everyone was just up Dicklet’s ass. “Her season was 4 <bleep> years ago! Who gives a <bleep> her dad was Dick?!” HAHA,what does that have to do with anything? Still, it’s highly amusing to hear Jordan you scream “you lie! you lie!” in that little accent.
“I don’t believe that you don’t fucking know what hummus is! Hummus is made from a fucking chick pea! You lie! You lie!”
“Okay, I think we may have taken a wrong turn here..”
Later that night, it’s time for the HOH competition! It involves rolling a ball down a ramp in the shake of a snake. If your ball drops off before reaching the snake’s eye (a perfect score), you’re awarded the point value of the slot in which your ball falls. After the first round, the houseguests are put in a bracket by their point value, with Adam shockingly in last place and Jordan in first place. The competition will be head to head from this point forward. As the first seed, Jordan will only need to battle the last person standing for HOH. Adam and Volvo are up first, and Volvo easily wins. If you didn’t see that one coming, go slam your hand in a car door for being dumb. Next is Volvo versus Boobs. Volvo rocks it, so Boobs is out. She frantically looks around for a bush, but has to settle for slumping to the ground to cry and say she wants to go home. Always a good sport, that one. This brings up Volvo versus Shelly, and Volvo kicks ass again with the perfect snake eye. Therefore, the final round for HOH is Volvo versus Jordan.
Ew. That is all.
Volvo is amazing at this game, and she manages to get another perfect snake eye, meaning Jordan will have to do the same. She cannot, and thus Volvo wins HOH! I would have rather seen angry Jordan or Boobs in charge this week, seeking revenge, but I’ll take Volvo other any of the other newbies. She screeches and dances with FATC, while Jordan and Boobs run over to the door and beg for Big Brother to let them into the house “and evict them already.” LOL, that’s the spirit!
Once inside, Boobs and Jordan slink off to cry some more while Adam patches things up with Shelly and tells us that he’s going to go where the power is — as if this is some new strategy on his part. Dude has been the biggest floater in the game, constantly kissing the ass in charge. How does playing for second place feel, bud? The worst part about Dicklet and Jeff leaving is that we now have to suffer through a lot more Adam/FATC DRs. Talk about adding insult to injury.
With all the melodramatics temporarily behind us, we now join Volvo in her HOH room — where she finds a Pandora’s Box! Anyone else want to bet that this will totally help Jordan? No way will CBS let both Jeff and Jordan potentially go home at this point without a fight. Volvo’s shown two $5000 boxes and two champagne glasses, leading her to correctly think that she will get 5k and will pick the second person to receive 5k with her if she opens the box. She pretends to worry for a moment about the consequences of opening the box, but let’s not kid ourselves — she’s totally going to open this thing and then totally regret it when it screws with her HOH week.
The (butter)face of indecision.
Once inside the room, she reads another card that says that she needs to read a card aloud to the other houseguests. She gathers them up and reads that she has unleashed the Duo twist back on the house, forcing her to nominate a duo and meaning that if the veto is used, a duo will come down together. Big Brother lets them pick their partners, and Boobs and Jordan of course partner up. As Volvo correctly tells us, she’s a fucking idiot for opening the box because now if she nominates Boobs and Jordan, and one of them wins POV, they both come down and are both safe. And there is the CBS interference! Not like I’m complaining — I’d much rather watch Jordan and especially Boobs stick around to fight it out as we get close to the end.
And that’s it for tonight’s odd episode. What did you think? Are you glad we got to see all of the pre-double eviction drama, or did you think it was a waste of time? Was Jordan entitled to her nervous breakdown, or did she overreact and take Shelly’s betrayal too personally? From what I can tell, Jordan is more upset about feeling used after she gave Shelly the phone call from home than she is about Jeff actually leaving. If you look at it that way, I don’t blame her for being that upset because it’s never easy when a friend fucks you over. And if Volvo nominates Jordan and Boobs, do you think either one can finally pull off a crunch time win? Here’s hoping!
As a side note, I’d just like to say that as much as I’ve been annoyed with and bitching about Shelly for the last two episodes, I think the fact that people have been making death threats against her family and accusing her of things like child molestation and calling DCFS is just despicable. It’s a goddamn TV show, people. I’m sorry your precious Big Jeff went home, but there is no excuse for behavior that is scary enough that the fucking FBI might become involved. Seriously, TMZ is covering this shit now. I know none of you Gasm readers would ever think for a second of stooping that low, but I just wanted to throw my two cents in there about that shit. /endrant
Thanks for reading and see you soon!
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And this makes the second time this season that a stupid twist will result in the newbies voting someone out from their alliance when they were HOH. Rachel would have been gone when Lawon was evicted had they not warned the houseguests that the person evicted may return.
Had Porshe not opened Pandora’s box, they would have introduced the twist some other way. Whatever happened to may the best man win? It’s impossible to win if production doesn’t want you to win. I wish I wouldn’t have invested my time in this season. But to be fair, I stopped watching Jordan and Jeff’s original season early on because I was bored by it. I’m glad I missed out on the riggage from that season.
I agree, LoLo, that the death threats are way out of line for the results of a GAME!! I am saddened that some idiots take this so seriously. I agree with both you and Lisa – production wants Jordan in this game to the end so would have found another way to keep her even if Pandora’s box wasn’t opened.
Loved your recap and want to thank the feed recappers publicly for the great job they do!
Why cast the newbies BB if you don’t want to see them win?
Didn’t Ross say This is not good for my rage’ on an episode of Friends?
Have people not yet realized that Pandora’s box is never a good thing? Eyes on the prize, thunderthighs.
One thing I’ll say about the newbies – they suck it up when they’re not in power and things aren’t looking their way. I’m sick of seeing the veterans dance and gloat or piss and moan, depending on what end of the stick they have that week.
I wonder what twist CBS will come up with if Jordan ever gets evicted?
The twist was a complete bulls***!! I would be really pissed if I was one of the newbies! It’s really hard to compete when the producers obviously want you gone. Of course now they will make Jordan or Rachel will the PoV and Shelly will end up going home after taking out the “precious Big Jeff”. Then, next week, Kalia will be the only newbie in the HoH competition (since Adam is useless), won’t be able to pull a third win and will be sendind pack. Rachel and Jordan will make it to the F3 and then “congratulations, America, Jordan, America’s sweetheart win again!”. Ridiculous.
The FIX is in for sure! The production team had 2 potential pandora’s boxes waiting. If Rachel or Jordan win HOH – Pandora’s box contains a HOH choice for whatever evicted house guest to return to the game. If anybody else wins -it is what we got = a fix to ensure vets advance another week. If you want it to be legit the reveal to the viewing public Pandora’s box at the beginning of the season so there are not any possibilities for a last minute switcheroo.
The OTHER thing that convinces me it is a fix is what if Shelly was paired with Rachel and Adam with Jordan. It should have been Volvo’s choice as to who she wanted the pairings to be – how convenient that the 2 vets are teamed up together.
I TOTALLY agree that this game, like Survivor is rigged for max drama. Just let the play the games without any “special” twists, The drama will be there or it won’t but doing it this way is insulting to the viewers.
BTW ADAM SUCKS – for being a Big Bro uberfan he is the worst most inept human to ever play the game.
Why couldn’t they have picked more interesting pairs? Shelly Jordan, Rachel kahlia, Adam Volvo? Why doth thou forsake me big brother?
I am of the opinion that the game is not fixed. The newbies are just dumbasses! Everyone got to pick their duos the first time around; why wouldnt it be the same the second time around? Why would Volvo choose the pairings? This was a punishment on the house, not a benefit for the HOH. She got her $5000. (Side note: did they show who she gavee the other $5000 to?) Its Volvo’s fault for being a greedy dumbass!
I root for no one in the house. I like Jordan but since she’s won already, I would like to see someone else win. Although Rachel has become much more tolerable in recent weeks, I still don’t like her enough to want to win… I am not a fan of the mean girls (Shelly, Volvo, Kalia) and I find Adam to be useless. So yea I have no one to root for but I don’t always like how people always so quick to say its production interference when its obvious the players still have to make the decisions.
THIS SHOW IS SO FIXED THE FCC SHOULD GET INVOLVED. I think Big Brother is moving perilously close to the fraud perpetrated on the American public by The $64,000 Question. I realize reality shows “get fuzzy” on the rules all the time but when $500,000 dollars is involved it shouldn’t be the producer’s (AG) decision as to who wins. At this point the only way I will be convinced this show ISN’T RIGGED is if Rachel or Jordan DOESN’T win. If either of them win — THIS SHOW IS SO FIXED THE FCC SHOULD GET INVOLVED.
Did Shelly make a bold game move by flipping on Jeff? Absolutely. But I agree with you, Lolo, she should have owned her decisions instead of futilely hanging onto the whole Trojan Horse thing and poorly deflecting blame onto Adam. I believe that she’s a good person at heart, but she’s determined to play the game, and she can’t reconcile all the lying and backstabbing with her inner moral compass. So she’s steadily declined into BB insanity.
And I’m sorry, but the way she went after Jordan was inexcusable. To betray your ally the way she did, and then go after her as if she was the victim? Delusional!!! And I had honestly forgotten about how Jordan gave her the call from home. Shelly should feel like a piece of shit for doing what she did.
Also, the producer manipulation of this game is certainly there, but it’s merely tipping the scales. The vets still have to win the competitions. I agree with 2Hyper. Even with the deck stacked, there’s always the chance it could backfire on producers.
Just my opinion, but I think BB threw the Duo Twist in Pandora’s Box to help Jordan and Rachel…and to help keep the season at least a little bit interesting…BUT….it was still Porche’s decision and her greed got the best of her. Had she not chosen to open PB, I don’t think BB would have had time to throw in another twist to help Jor-Chel without being completely obvious. Thank you, Porche for being the greedy, self-serving bitch I knew you could be and helping out my girls!!! (Again…just my opinion!)
First of all, I LOVE feisty Jordan. She is awesome. LoLo, I think you nailed it with Shelly. She should have owned her decision to backstab Jeff instead of playing the poor victim card. And the way she attacked Jordan for being angry at her was atrocious. You can’t be well liked and make big game moves at the same time. And she shouldn’t have said “I was just being a double agent” if that was true she would have told Jeff about it before she was caught red handed.
As for the pandoras box, I do think the producers threw it in there to mix things up, but remember, this doesn’t automatically mean Jordan and Rachel are gonna survive this week. One of them still has to win the veto which is a tall order considering Rachel has sucked in comps since brendon left, and Jordan has had two consecutive second place finishes. If CBS really wanted the two of the to stay I think they would have come up with a more foolproof way to do it.
Overall, it was one of the more entertaining episodes of the season I thought, thanks for recapping LoLo!!!!!!!
When Rachel has to drag you away from a fight (Jordan), you know that you’ve sunk about as low as you can get.
Yes, I think Pandora’s Fix was a box (see what I did there – we should be calling it Pandora’s Fix from now on). The whole episode was a fix. We got loads more Jeff AFTER he was evicted. Look CBS, I don’t want to see him, ever again. He’s a homophobic bully. Stop trying to wring every last drop of screen time out of him. I expect the next episode will just be a montage of all his DR clips, with sombre music played over it.
And now you wonder why Chima chucked her microphone into the pool after that ridiculous Cout D’Etat power was revealed two years ago! Chima was right then: when the producers have a storyline they want to foist on the public, there’s nothing the other HG’s can do. And let’s not forget, had he not gotten the Cout D’Etat, Jeff would’ve been gone earlier in his season also. If Jordan and Rachel really want to leave, they can chuck a microphone, walk out the door, or whatever. I don’t think the producers were expecting Jeff to be the second eliminated HG, therefore, they scrambled to keep the rest of the vets in the house.
Also, I suggest everyone download the EW’s Inside TV podcast from 8/26/11, because Dicklet and Jeff give their accounts of the double eviction night. There is also one from Brendon from the week before. Dicklet comes off intelligent and puts the events of the house in a good perspective, whereas Jeff comes off as bitter and angry. You guys have to hear him try and defend his Dumbledore comments by arguing that “it’s a fairy land, so it doesn’t matter.” You know you’re a fucking dumbass when CBS reality kiss-ass Dalton Ross can’t find any way to justify your answers.
Is the game fixed? Why else in this important HOH did they utilize the mean girls kindred spirit, the snake, in the competition. You know that the snake arched its back and sent the ball rolling however it wanted depending on who was trying to move the ball! And the cutaways to show the houseguests were so we couldn’t see the snake moving. I seriously doubt this show is that blatantly rigged. I can’t imagine the fines that could be handed down. Even though this is called a reality show, it is in essence a game show. Didn’t someone else post earlier this year that they have to submit all the twists and things like pandoras box before the season even started.
For instance, if the stupid newbies had evicted Rachel like they should have we would have been able to watch a Brendan/Rachel battle. Instead because of their stupidity Brendan came back in the house.
Btw…how dare people threaten Josie. Remember how awesome she is! You know she does have a crazy mom but come on people remember when she was all “shut up rachel” best person on the season by far!
I personally think it was disgusting that an eight year old was allowed to spew “shut up Rachel” with such comtempt and hatred in a room full of adults and nobody called her on it. Do people not teach their children manners and respect anymore? Then again, apparently evil doesn’t skip a generation. Like mother like daughter.
Derek touched on this – if the game were truly fixed Jeff would’ve NEVER been eliminated. You know CBS never meant for the double eviction to have had that result. However, of course they try to influence the game. People – it’s been how many seasons and you’re upset by this? This is Big Brother. It’s the one thing you CAN expect.
BTW how great was Jordon in this episode. Loved her.
So what if the show is fixed? Get the FCC involved, really?! It’s a damn TV SHOW and the producers have every right to do whatever the hell they want to with it, it’s their show after all! If in fact they are doing things to maximize the drama, then good for them. That is why we all watch it, right? For entertainment. So stop being so indignant and self righteous about about how fair/unfair things are in the house.
Nicole that would be fine and dandy if money wasn’t involved. But if the game is rigged people aren’t winning money they are being given money. It wouldn’t be fair to Joe-Player who thinks they are in an actual competition. It would also be fraud considering they are marketing the show as a game show.
That Veto was definitely for Jeff to win. Had he not thrown his shoe over to the side he probably beats Volvo. Who really thought Fat in the City would win questions?!?!?! That game was set up for Rachel or Danielle to win. Just like Rachel and Danielle are both good at endurance challenges.
Uh, Nicole. I’m pretty sure there’s a FEDERAL LAW against “FIXING” a game show. If the producers are FIXING Big Brother — it shouldn’t be on the air (it should be cancelled by CBS) and the producer (AG) should be in jail.
Uh, dangerous. It’s not a GAME show it’s a REALITY show. There’s a difference. There are no set rules or regulations for the show, it’s not as if it’s a professional sport. Not to mention, there is no proof that it’s even fixed, so your point is completely invalid. If they were actually doing something illegal, as you seem to be convinced they are, don’t you think they would have been penalized already? It has been on for 13 seasons, after all. Finally, if you feel it is so terribly unfair and tragic, then stop watching it!
If a monetary prize is to awarded at the conclusion of the show, it’s considered a “reality game show” and there ARE federal rules and regulations they MUST abide by! I think they can “guide” a houseguest towards a certain path, but cannot make them follow.
I may end up being banned from the Live Feed forum, but I can’t stand Jordan and I’ll be pissed as hell if she’s allowed/assisted to win a second time. But then, I hate the whole idea of bringing back veteran famewhores to these shows. Also, I don’t think production minds having Jeff out — he’d be unsympathetic winner. Without him, Jordan has a better chance of playing her bullshit helpless Southern belle routine to another win.
Ugh. I even like Boobs better than Jordan. Worse, I’d even prefer Shelley, and that woman just exasperates me.
If Danielle was still on the show and Rachel and Jordan were gone, there would be no allegations of a fixed show and threats to report BB to the FCC. That’s just silly….I agree, if you really think of this as a “game” show, like The Price Is Right or Family Feud, and you feel as if you are being bamboozled…hoodwinked….lied to…DeCEIVED…then turn it off. There are far more important and serious things to worry about. Relax.
It’s complete nonsense to suggest our response to actual illegal game-fixing is “just turn it off and stop watching.” That’s about as good advice as suggesting if we see a crime on the street, we should turn our heads and pretend it isn’t happening. I have no proof that TPTB are actually going past the law’s perimeters, but it does look pretty suspicious. We already know they tried to talk Jeff into keeping Dani, and to his credit he refused, and played the game as he wanted to. But the Pandoa Box thing, right at the crucial moment when J and R were facing certain doom, well that’s hard to accept as fair at the least. And I’m with the handful of others who like Rachel; I always have, and in spite of her faults I find her one of the most honest players ever in the game. She rarely lies, unlike so many others. I think Jordan’s cuteness is overrated and we’re getting tired of her and Jeff continuing to do little but appear on CBS “reality” shows. Enough is enough–go live normal lives if you can. And Rachel, in spite of all the hate aimed your way, and in spite of really unfair editing week after week to make you look worse than you are, you are a shining light compared to most of the other players left in the house. Go, Big Red, and win the whole darned thing!!
It’s not a game show, it’s a reality show. If these people want to whore themselves out on television than they should make their personality appealing to the viewers. Viewers don’t like floaters either. We like really sweet people (Jordan) or over-the-top drama queens (Rachel). Be one of those and entertaining and bring in the ratings and production will try to keep you.
Exactly, mommcolt. If Danielle was still on the show, it would have proved the game wasn’t fixed. But I’m sure the producers’ legal department has clearly delineated the line they’re allowed to walk before crossing into illegal territory. Yes, giving Boobs and Jordan a new lifeline with the Pandora’s Fix was a slimy thing to do. But ultimately it was Porsche’s choice that released it.
Mr. D’s right though. Reality or not, any show that awards cash prizes is required to play by certain rules. It doesn’t matter if the fix happens to help your preferred contestants, it’s still wrong.
Wow, the most amazing part is the mouth breathers on this site that write in the comments. “waaahhhh, the show is fixed, wahhhhh.” If you don’t like the outcome, stop watching the show…. and go to the gym. The truth is most of you obese housewives that watch this show have no life other than getting your panties moist by watching “Big Jeff.”
Trolling or a lame attempt.
Everyone’s entitled to their opinions. Mine are:
1. I love Jordan & Jeff/hate all the remaining newbies
2. I am being to see Rachel in a whole new light, thanks to the live feed recappers
3. I still do not like these shows bringing back previous players, except during the occasional all-star seasons (even J&J!)
4. I think TPTB do manipulate certain things to an extent, but stay within their boundries and do not “give” the win to whomever they chose
5. I love TVGasm…except for the trolls.
I don’t watch the live feeds but I read the recaps on onlinebigbrother.com and one thing production does do is cut the live feeds whenever the house guests talk about something they don’t want people to hear. I remember reading that Jordan and Rachel were talking, then Jordan said, “…but they’re going to have a twist to try and save us…” and then the live feed was cut. Also, Dani made comments about her friends in production who she jokingly claimed would quit if she got eliminated early. Hell, yes, this crap is rigged! It definitely dampens the enjoyment of the show. I want to see these idiots duke it out. I’m not in love with any of them and could probably love some of them more if only BB would freaking show some of them! For the first half of the season, ALL they showed was the vets. Ugh.
Well Missy, if you are not going to watch the feeds and report here could you AT LEAST read the Live Feed recaps and MAYBE link to TVGasm’s live feed recaps instead of directing people to another site…. ??
Also, for you all, Big Brother has always, year after year, cut the feeds when the houseguests talk about Production. They also cut the feeds when they talk about people in their lives that have not signed a release to be talked about…. and any business so not to advertise for them… and when they talk about their Diary Room Sessions or ANY music is played or sung. They cut the feeds Whenever BB talks to them about what is happening (indoor lock down, 45 minutes until a game will be played… etc….)
And itchy, get over your anger baby, you are missed.
First of all, rigged my ass. Prodded, encouraged, manipulated? Hell to the ya! TPTB put Pandora’s Box there to help RaJo maybe, but it was Hummer’s greedy ass that opened it to win the money. There’s a second part of my absolutely NOT rigged theory, but it’s something I know about from watching the feeds and hasn’t been aired yet, therefore I don’t want anyone to be upset about me giving away spoilers when they want to be surprised.
Oh Giff, how could I ever be angry at you feedcappers? The best parts of Big Brother are the live feeds and TVGasm’s feedcapping crew!
The live feed is what makes Big Brother the most fascinating reality show, even after all these years. And I find it amusing that the producers clearly ‘influence’ the gameplay. I only get pissed when their manipulation results in one of my favorite hamsters going to the big hamster wheel in the sky.
As for getting info from any other shitty ass websites, all you need to know you can find out right here on OUR up to the minute live feeds updates that Giff and Chooch work on so tirelessly for all of us .
http://www.tvgasm.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=28
Team Gasm FTW!!!!!
I just realized that the second part of my definately NOT rigged theory actually did reveal itself at the end of the show so I would be happy to grant you all the pleasure of sharing it here with all of you. When told that they had to pair back up in duos, nothing stopped Hummer from claiming Boobs and Fatty from claiming Jordan (or vice versa)ensuring the fact that if one of them happened to pull out the veto win the other would still be in danger of being voted out. I mean if you’re so worried about them coming off the block together then split them up when picking duos. Instead Hummer jumped at the chance of being paired with her BFF (best fat friend) Khalia while the other four looked at each other stupidly until Adam and Monster decided to pair up leaving RaJo as the only two left. The stupid ass vets shot themselves in the foot just like they did in week one when they pledged to stick together and then flipped on each other five minutes into the game. Lets face it people, the vets really aren’t the brightest peanuts in the turd.
Ok, it’s the middle of the night and I’m not only tired, but slighty toasted and totally worked up about people who have nothing better to do than complain about a tv show being rigged, so in the last two sentances of my above post change the word “vets” to “newbs” and it will make more sense.
Yeah this season was rigged. Season 11 Pandora’s box was on Sept 3rd 2009 and season 12 pandora’s box was on Sept 2nd. Doing this as early as Aug 28 just shows you that they planned to do this all along and control the game! Hmmph..
I think the Newbies have F*ed up their HOH (the Double with Kaliab. the exception) Each time they have had time to think and F it up they have. For god’s sake Kaliabitch took out Lawon… LAWON. And Porsche is taking out who exactly… oh, right HER alliance. Because of GREED, not rigging the game.
I fully expect another Pandora’s box for the next HOH and unless it says.. a 50,000 wedding for 2 NONE of the Vet’s will touch it.. and then it is a MAYBE… they are smarter than the current New Kids on thre Block playing the game.
@kittkatt, I knew that Rachel and Jordon would pick each other. The part that I enjoyed the most was the very uncomfortable seconds that followed for the other 4 when Porche announced that they should pick teams. They looked like they were in JR High and were shy about asking for a dance! They are teaming up but they are really not comfortable with each other. Fun to watch.
I think for most people that the manipulation of the show is why people are saying it’s rigged.
Well, come now. Who WOULDN’T open Pandora’s Fix? Hummer said it herself, she couldn’t NOT open the door, could she?
Of course, as HOH, she should have been responsible for picking teams. And you have to wonder, if it had been Rachel or Jordan up there, they probably would have.
But yeah, Hummer could have jumped at the chance to grab one of the vets. On the other hand, picking Kalia (or Kaliabitch as she’s known in the live feeds forum) – her closest ally — gave her immunity as well.
What’s certain is that the producers’ manipulation is definitely helping to spark a Recap/Feedcap war here at TVGasm. What fun!
@Kittkatt, I’m not sure that the newbies not thinking was indicative of the show not being manipulated in favor of the vets. I agree that the best move for the newbies would have been to pair up Shelly/Adam, Porsche/Rachel, and Jordan/Kalia, to ensure that either Rachel or Jordan go to the jury house, but no one thought of the best way to neutralize the producer manipulation because they were caught off-guard by it.
I don’t watch the feeds, but I can imagine that the storyline now is going to be Rachel/Jordan against the big, bad newbies. The newbies have been cast in the villain light, but I much prefer Big K or Porsche winning than Jordan, who already has won, or Rachel, who is just a heinous bitch with no filter.
@Derek, your comment proves to me just how out of the loop people that don’t watch the feeds are. I’ve always hated it when people say “I was edited bad” because really, you can’t edit bitch into someone. But in the recent weeks especially, the few minutes of Boobs bitchiness you’ve seen in the show were found and blown-up for tv’s sake after hours and hours of searching for it each week. Fatty, Hummer, and even Monster on the other hand gave the producers HOURS of mean, hateful, bitchy, and down right evilness to work with ans yet not one second has made it into any of the shows. Hmmmmmmmm…maybe it’s editing after all.
I don’t understand why anyone wouldn’t follow the feeds for this show. It really is the best part of it.
Aren’t the feeds on Showtime or some other paid cable channel? If not where can I watch them on regular TV?
If only I didn’t work and had hours and hours to watch BB feeds, then I would be in the know as to how sweet and caring cunty Rachel is.
Dirty…it’s called sacrifice. But you can read the feeds while it does take hours to watch Chooch, Giff, Kitt Katt, Peachy and the gang do a really good job keeping us updated with the ongoings of the house.
Fuck you Sanchez, I work a full time job putting in 60+ hours a week. I watch the feeds a couple of hours a night while doing other things because I have a severe insomnia problem. For you to insinuate that fed watchers are nothing but jobless bums is nothing but wrong and might I say, tacky as hell on your part. Anyone here can keep up to date on the feeds just by reading the forum a few minutes during their lunch break. It takes less time than it does to update a facebook status. Unless of course you have a reading problem which may be the case concerning your stupid ass
Let me add cunty kittkatt to that list. I could give a shit less about the feed vs. recap battles. If people want to stay up all night watching BB that’s their deal, not mine. Sounds like you’re a little sensitive about the perception that feed watchers are jobless, stay at home house fraus. Which wasn’t my intent, but if you can’t take a snarky joke then you might be on the wrong website. Maybe if you weren’t such a thin skinned bitch, you wouldn’t be so tense at night and you could sleep easier.
For everyone else, I apologize. 3 days without power makes you a little cranky.
I know some people don’t like to read the live feed updates because it’s full of spoilers, but you can read the previous weeks. It really does give a whole new insight to who these people are. The good, the bad and the bitchy. BB just wouldn’t be the same w/o those good folks who do sacrifice their time and energy to watch and post the happenings in the house. They are very talented and gifted people. I’ve tried reading recaps on other sights and none compare to our fine folks! Two thumbs up to them and one big fat middle finger to anybody who says differently!
Ooohhhh, Sanchez thinks I’m a cunt! Big fucking deal! I’ve been called worse by better people. Funny that you’ve been without power for 3 days yet you can still find the inclination to get on the internet to talk shit about people. Oh, and I’M the one with fucked up priorities. Lol
Anyone with a name like Dirty Sanchez should never have to apologize to anybody for anything
I don’t watch the feeds, since I’m overseas and, frankly, they must be boring as hell, to judge from the whining and moaning of our dedicated feedcap team. There are other sites that do this, but none have the personality as the gals (well, it’s mostly gals) at TVGasm.
I just wish they’d put up fewer photos of Jesse and more photos of Dicklette.
The great part about the feeds is how very different the reality of the house is from the ‘reality’ they show on the network broadcasts. This is why, when you follow the feeds, you have a far different perception of the hamsters than if you only follow the show.
I believe that’s the only point kittkatt and others are trying to make — no need for things to get nasty.
It also explains why people love Jordan when in reality she’s about as lifeless as yesterday’s marshmallow.
Yes! Comment war!
I never thought about that Shannyt. I might try and do that next season so I can get the element of surprise but still see the difference between feeds and broadcast.
I have now added kittkatt to my list of posters whose comments I will never read. Beginning a reply to an innocuous post with “Fuck you Sanchez” and then continuing to play the victim by saying “Oh, and I’M the one with fucked up priorities” says a lot about you. NO ONE accused you of having wrong priorities which just goes to show that you seem to be the one that feels the need to justify watching the live feeds.
I will also no longer be reading any of the comments on the recaps because things have yet again become about the live feeds vs shows.
And with that, kittkatt can now attack me, but that is okay since I won’t see it.
@Kittkatt, I appreciate your efforts in updating the forums with live feed updates, but I am a little annoyed by your insinuation that I’m out of some loop, or my opinion is less valid because I choose not to watch or follow the feeds. We all understand that the producers have a narrarative and they pick and choose from the live feed events to create that narrarative. Case in point: the first half of Sunday’s episode was dedicated to Jeff’s eviction, so the only thing I missed was not watching it live. So, my question becomes: what, exactly, am I missing?
@Razzbeth, my understanding was that, at the beginning of the season, it was stated that the comments section of the TV episode were for those who didn’t want any spoilers and to comment about what aired, since there is a forum for the live feeds and those who like spoilers.
I just find it annoying that the live feeders are coming to the non-live feed thread to hijack it and tell those who don’t like spoilers that our opinions are baseless and we’re out of some stupid ass loop.
Yes, yes! Why go to another site, when the most awesome feedcappers are in the BB forums?!?!?! Duh, people.
No one should threaten little Josie’s life, but FUCK SHELLEY.
Go Jordy!!
Look at you Classy, planning on a next year, I love my addictions too.
Love to you all….
even the haters,
forgive then BB, for they know not what they do………………….
Is everyone on the rag this week??? Damn.
We want a united BB family not divided. I wonder if this is apart of the dream that MLK had?!?!!?
There is a place in the forums for all of this. Derek is right. Live feed discussion belongs there, not here and it’s embarrassing to have people swearing at each other here. I blame Itchy.
As for Pandora’s Box. It was introduced in Season 11, right after their dbl eviction, on week-8. Same thing for Season 12, it was right after the dbl eviction and it was also week-8. It is the same again this time. So the production timing is the same, it’s just the “prize” that could be considered manipulative.
I have a few points to touch on so bear with me and I apologize in advance if I began to ramble.
@Derek, I’m sorry if anything I said made you feel like your opinion doesn’t matter because it does as do everyone else’s, and I apologize if you took my “out of the loop” remark wrong. However, I will not retract it because while it may have been worded or taken wrongly its still true. You only know what TPTB want you to know which is not even close to the whole story.
@Razzbeth, if me starting my comment with “fuck you sanchez” offended you I’m sorry. The only excuse I have is that I’m originally a New Yorker and that’s just the way I talk. It was meant as more of a “whatever sanchez”. Could my language be cleaner? Yes of course it can, but I didn’t seen the need to censore myself especially on this website. As for me attacking anyone I do believe that I was the one on the receiving end of being called cunnty and a bitch, which as you can see I laughed off.
As for anyone else bitching about spoilers, I didn’t mention anything that hasn’t been aired yet. I simply mentioned that the edits are shity and people are missing out on stuff which is MY opinion, and if I recall is something we are all allowed to. Yes even potty mouthed girls like me.
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!
ummmmm, nice recap Lolo?
Great writing and all that.
Props to you mops.
And look what it took to get Choocher out of bed…..
A little ‘we know more than you do fight’
Kisses sister..
Well, anyways.. Wasn’t that fun? And I blame Itchy as well.
poor itchy – he just came back from vacation and he gets this LOL
Wahh!! I’m a horse!!! I’ve never betrayed any of you!!! Wahhh!!!!
kittkat: Having had to issue many apologies both in person and through major media channels, I can tell you that any apology that starts with the phrase “I apologize if any of you were offended, or if anything I said was taken wrongly…”, is not really an apology. Also, the more qualifiers you throw in there, i.e., “every New Yorker is just as obscene as I am!”, or “I said ‘fuck you!’ but what I MEANT was ‘dear itchy’, the less sincere your apology will sound.
In short, if you don’t feel like you have anything to apologize for, then just don’t apologize. Everybody can smell a Jake Pavelka apology.
Also, you were fighting about the INTEGRITY of BIG BROTHER, and whether any Big Brother viewer has a better grasp of the “REAL” situation than any other viewer.
Ponder THOSE for a minute.
Now look at NotWithOutMyTV, coming here and starting it all back up again… you are the sweetest NWOMT. I was hoping to get to at LEAST 100 comments and i think you helped.
Right now on the live feeds Camera 3 is showing SellySellOut ripping the labels of beg spray so se can read the secret messages sent by the pod people of Louisiana… and they are showing us a ten inch scar running from the base of her spine up…. And she is smoking, wearing an LSU baseball hat backwards and drinking diet coke.. oh, and she hasn’t even combed her hair today. Sexy that one……
Hold onna minute. Jake Pavelka isn’t sincere? You obviously haven’t been watching Bachelor Pad this season.
@Schoonie: ha ha!
To help Giff see at least 100 comments, here’s my two cents: No matter how you feel about this Pandora’s Box (I don’t think it is a fix, I don’t think it is super early…it is meant to be unpredictable) anyone who thinks it should have been Porshe/HOH that got to select the team is missing a small but important point. Opening the box unleashed the twist back on the house and in the original twist, all the newbies had to pick a partner…no one picked for them so naturally if the twist (the same twist) was unleashed again, it had to be the same rules.
For me, this was my biggest pet peeve of the season. It wasn’t just newbies vs. vets…that might have been fair but it was vets with solid partnerships (parent/child and couples) vs….hey all you strangers, pick your dance partner now. How is that fair or right? Mind you, I didn’t care…my favs were in among the vets!
In any case, people only cry fix when their favorites aren’t doing well.
Lastly, about the threats to Shelly’s family…as many have said here, her kid and family are off limits but as far as actually threats to committ harm…Shelly herself (and I am no fan) is off limits too. A little soap in the eyes a little hurt feelings is the worst thing that should happen to you because of Big Brother.
!!!Go VETS GO!!!
Have I missed something. This is just a tv show – isn’t it? I mean, it’s not the REEEEEEEEEAL BIG BROTHER – right? Someone help me.
o.O what does that even mean??????
Can’t we all just get along!!! Especially you, Itchy, ; )
Oh, HEARTS and FLOWERS everyone . . . poppies . . . . poppies . . .
It’s hard not to unconditionally love the live cappers and all the work they do for us lurkers! I enjoy the community more than anything, BB is just the occasion to touch base.
Who the hell is Jake Pavelka?
I’m a live feed reader and I watch the show. I was drawn to the comment war…and as I’m reading it, it sounds like the big attitude is on the part of the non-live feed readers. They are acting like other people don’t have the right to read or comment on the show recaps. I don’t see a problem with it as long as they don’t include spoilers. In fact, I didn’t see any spoilers…KittKatt even stopped with a train of thought thinking it would be a spoiler.
Also, I don’t think the game is fixed in the same vein as the $64,000 Question. 1) You say TPTB tried to get Big Jeff keep Dicklette…uh, I’m pretty sure she was evicted. 2) You say Pandora’s Box was put in place so Rachel or Jordan wouldn’t be evicted…maybe you are right on that one because I’m positive that 2 years ago TPTB saw into the future to this moment when they first started Pandora’s Box with a Reward and a “Punishment” all rolled into one for just this precise reason. 3) Porche didn’t need to open Pandora’s Box…I didn’t see a gun to her head and she didn’t seem to wet her pants from fear over a gun, so I’m almost positive that was a personal choice motivated by something other than TPTB making her do it. 4) Porche didn’t need to immediately ask Kaluha to be her partner…again, no gun, no wet pants. In fact, it looked like Rachel and Jordan partnered up because they were the only two left. While that may have been the desired outcome, I believe that what we saw on the show was the first (and only) run through of that “ceremony” and not a redo to get what TPTB wanted – none of those people are good enough actors to have covered that up. Manipulated and highly suggestive – hells to the yeah! Fixed – no. They’d have to be pretty stupid to show this on NATIONAL TELEVISION when people call and complain about everything and anything these days if they were really “fixing” the game.
Just my part to get giff her 100 comments. =)
Nothing comes between me and MY life feed forum friends!
Is that joke getting old? Too bad.
And yes, I do realize that I’m a little late to the party. Team Live feeds!
oh… we need tee shirts… TEAM LIVE FEEDS on the back &
on the front can it say I LOVE GRANDMA?
How about TEAM LIVE FEEDS on the back & THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH on the front?
)..
TC, Robin
So, is “spoiler” pertaining to events that you want to wait until the live show to see? Like POV winners and nominations and such??? Or is a “spoiler” also giving you information that you will never see on the show? Like the fact that Porsche looked at the second envelope (way) BEFORE she went downstairs, giving her plenty of time to figure out who she wanted to team with. I could tell more but I digress. Point is that she could have easily snatched a newbie. There was no “element of surprise.” Is that considered a spoiler because now it has been “spoiled” that she had more choice in the matter than was aired on tv??? I only share as evidence in defense of “influence not interference” and “the newbies are stupid” arguments. Or do you think they told her she HAD to chose a newbie or they would penalize her?
*she could have easily snatched a vet
@ Giff and Robin….Hahahahahahahaha!!!
@ Peach…you said snatch.
12 more to go!
Again, who the hell is Jake Pavelka?
One of the bachelors. I think he was the one who was a pilot. On the wings of love!
I would like to add a comment to help get to the 100 as well (in addition to my comment up above, I think #2) – I read the recaps and I read the live updates (and love them both, btw.) I am able to distinguish between the two and comment on them separately, as I am sure many who read both can. Our live feed recappers are amazing as are the show recappers.
Damn, I should be on this show! I can float from one group to another as the need dictates, lol!
Thanks to all for a lively read…
To hell with this uncivil war I say Adam FTW – 9 mo 2 go
@kittkatt I only know him from watching famous food and he is real jerk on that show. He thinks he knows everything..very arrogant..thinks he is pretty. He is so fake that I can’t even come up with heartfelt dislike for him..he is just..there.
TC, Robin
“The fight breaks down to some mature name calling, so everyone’s a winner here.”
LoLo, why didnt you tell us that you were psychic? How did you know what would happen in the comment section? Wow, you are a bit scary..
I guess while you are doing your fantastic recaps the psychic stuff just comes out accidently..We may be the first site with a psychic recapper. How cool is that?
TC, Robin
@kittkatt I think Jake Pavelka was the bachelor that was on Dancing with the Stars a couple of seasons ago.
One more for the TEAM LIVE FEED t-shirts…long time lurker that hasn’t even posted on the live feeds yet.
6 more to go…
Would I be a total floater if I had a tee-shirt that said “Team Episode Recappers” on front and “Team Live Feed Recappers” on back?
Maybe I should grab a life vest.
Oh, I’ve never watched any of the Bachelor/Bachelorettes. I don’t even read the recaps on them because I just don’t care. I mean people falling in love in 10-12 weeks? Are they in junior high? Have any of them actually stayed together?
BTW, why does everyone in America haaaaaaaattttttttteeeeeeee mmmmeeeeeeee? Whah! Don’t they realize this was all Itchy’s fault?
I
Hate
Teresa!!!!!
@kittkatt….I love ya kitt so no worries and I’m sure America will come around!!!
So far, that I am aware of, there have been 2 bachler/ette marriages (one couple having had 2 cute kiddies) and 2 other couples still engaged to be wed. Not a great track record by any means but shocking that this fairly lame show could have brought anyone together at all. Jake (so single) is a dick…you’ve missed nothing not knowing who he, or his former fiancee, are. You’re good!
Shit.. .Flipit… I was respectfully Waiting for 100. I could have obviously used all three myself… you greedy little smucker.
i LOVE all theBeautiful People who made this possible. The cockles of my heart are warmed tonight…..
In honor of all you who do not watch the feeds… but would like to see soemthing that happened WEEKS ago… I offer up to you this, The Neptunails of Rachel and Brenden.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ba2PLNGAiw&NR=1
I HATE TERESA!!!!!!!!!
Itchy, I’m glad you’re back. Your last post on the feedcaps expressed your disappointed in learning that diclette was only 24 and not closer to 30, like you’d thought. After a week, I was like, “Damn..he’s REALLY disappointed.”
Hope you enjoyed your vacay. Not that I missed you. I just needed an ally. A pro-Dicklette, anti-Jordan ally. Juddfan and I can’t hold down the fort alone!
@Flipit….when I started my post (#101), none of your last 3 were there. I’m glad it takes 4ever to type on the iPad or else my post would have been ridonk snuggled up amongst yours. Congested on #100!!!!
Damn it Flipit! I’ve been sitting her refreshing every 5 minutes for almost two hours, and you beat me to the punch by chesting. This entire comment section is RIGGED!
Wow, Flip..sneaky, sneaky! Yet clever.
The 100th-”I-hate-Teresa” is a coveted post. I hope to get it one day. With the new RHoBH season approaching, there may be plenty of opportunities. *strokes cat and chin simultaneously*
RIGGED! hahahah. pennmani, i love that your ipad typed congested. LOL!! i had to stop typing emails on mine because of that damn spell check. love
Well I say he used the 3 post twist to benefit himself and what makes it a total bullshit move is he is big brother, the producer, he is the power that be’s.
Forgive him Teresa, he knows not what he does.
Wait!! Flip. you posts used to be 98, 99, and 100… now they are 99, 100, 101….. how the hell did that happen?
Cu/:z the whole thing is rigged! RIGGED I say!
Flipit is just like my brother. One time I had a candy bar we had to split. He said he wanted to freeze it before we ate it. Sucker I am agreed and he snuck back and ate the whole thing himself 10 minutes later.
i did that all the time to my poor little sister. i can’t believe she hasn’t had a nervous breakdown yet. and please don’t ask me to explain the commenting system. i have never understood how this bastard works.
@kittkatt: Jake Pavelka is Bachelor’s Brenda.
Flipit would never steal a candy bar. Unless it’s a frozen milky way. Then all bets are off.
I miss everything wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yippie!!! We made it to 100! A comment war will always take you over the edge. Thanks Itchy! Also without NWMTV coming back to stir the pot we couldn’t have done it either. Kooduz.
This entire thread is lame. Why aren’t we talking about important things?
I heard that Sarah Michelle Gellar smokes. Discuss.
Fuck you Pegster, you are a liar!!!!!
HAHA, that was one of the most entertaining comment sessions I’ve seen here at the Gasm! I love reading all of your opinions/thoughts. And yes, Flip played that 100th comment game a little dirty
Kind of like a Big Brother producer, no?
PS Monae Linder is my new BFF for picking up on the Friends quote!
@LoLo *grinz*. Flipit got me I stalked the site so I could be 100 last I looked we were at 91 comments, next thing I knew my alarm was going off at 5:45. Sad I know I can’t hang like I use to:(
I want a shirt. Someone make this happen. Please
I don’t fault Porsche for opening Pandora’s Box. That screen could have a steaming pile of shit on it, and the housesguest would still open Pandora’s Box. Plus, the consequences of PB have never been game changing. Annoyances, yes, game-changing, no. Even when Matt got the DPOV all they had to deal with was silly messages from the ~Saboteur~. Porsche had no reason to expect PB would screw up her reign as HOH.
I’m just tired of Jordan getting rewarded for doing absolutely nothing, to be honest.
Bulllsit. They gave out a DIAMOND POWER OF VETO if I remmeber right… or I could just be totally screwed up and the DPOV was not part of Matt’s PB> ???
Anyone remember where the D-POV came from???
Team Feedcappers FTW!… no, wait… Recappers too!… aww man, is there a floater option? A t-shirt with a life vest on it, perhaps?
tee shirts have been posted by kittkatt in the live feeds recap forums…one made for us floaters with the life vest
The Diamond POV was reintroduced in Big Brother 12 and awarded to Matt Hoffman as a gift from Pandora’s Box. The rules of the Diamond Power of Veto became more clear then when it was first introduced in season 4. It grants the bearer the power to remove a player off of nomination block and then select the nomination themself, rather then deferring to the HOH for the replacement nominee. The holder of this veto may not select either the HOH or the regular Veto holder as a replacement.
I’m just glad the comments war didn’t involve the Real Housewives.
why is that Derek,,, you think those bitches are better than our bitches??? You think that housewives shit don’t stink? You don’t think they would GIVE AWAY A THREE STONE DIAMOND RING THEIR PARENTS GAVE THEM just to stay in the fucking house…
Oh! I just went and looked at the forum for the tee-shirts! I’m always a few days behind on reading the live feeds. But I couldn’t live without our Chooch, Giff, kittkatt, Peachy, RTVfan, HandyManda, and whoever else I’m forgetting. Thank you live feed cappers! And thank you recappers for the snarky, spot-on observations of the edited shows. My summer would not be the same without the Gasmiites!
Get Scarlet the two sided floater tee shirt…. she talking out of both sides of her mouth. And right in front of us too… that’s brave. If I get HOH I will be sure to put her up….. can’t trust a floater.
Technotronics!
But Giff! I’d never betray you! Here, take my fake diamond ring!!
She’s a horse! Whaaaaaaaaaa!