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Thursday, September 1, 2011
10:57 am
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Tagged: big brother, jordan on a mission, porsche did it, shelllllly
We color in on Porsche announcing that the duo twist is back for the week. I know it seems like this show is fixed and all, but to all of you who think this is fixed, I say to you: Maggie. Hayden. Mike Boogie.
Also, has anyone ever chosen not to open Pandora’s Box? Not that I can remember. I think it’s required, or Alison Grodner places one of those Drag Me To Hell curses on you.
“I really regret opening Pandora’s Box,” Porsche says. In the backyard, Rachel and Jordan are ecstatic about the new twist. Mostly Rachel, since Jordan hasn’t quite put together what this means yet. She’s still working on learning how to read a clock.
“Wait, so what now?”
The long and short of it is: if either Rachel or Jordan wins the Veto, they’re both safe for the week. As a cherry on top, Shelly and Adam would be the only option to go up in their place, so they’ll be able to vote out Shelly, who just betrayed them. “If we don’t win, we’re idiots and we deserve to go home,” Jordan says. Well, if you win or not, uh…
Meanwhile, Porsche is copping to her alliance about the five thousand dollars she just won. “God, Porsche is an idiot,” the reanimated corpse of Shelly says, “she’s got more stuffing in her chest than in her head.” Okay, that’s actually not a bad line. Wait a minute, is it a good thing to have stuffing in your head? Nevermind.
In the bathroom, Porsche tells Kalia that she’s also won five thousand dollars. They agree not to tell anyone else, since that’ll just make the target on their backs larger. I’m not sure it matters, at this point. “Oh no! My target’s even bigger than Adam’s! Whatever shall I do?”
It’s finally time for the delayed Nomination Ceremony. “I really don’t care whether I get nominated or not, because the Veto is the only important thing this week,” Jordan says flatly. Is it just me, or did Jeff’s eviction turn her into a weird little emotionless commando? It’s like she doesn’t care about anything anymore, thinking only of one thing: separating Shelly’s head from her body.
“Man, I can’t wait to murder you.”
As expected, Porsche nominates Rachel and Jordan. Since it doesn’t matter, Porsche should have struck a deal with Rachel and Jordan and nominated Adam and Shelly, telling them that it would make Rachel and Jordan feel safe so they don’t try as hard during the competition. Then, they would have been good either way next week.
In response to being nominated, Rachel puts on chap stick like the crazy person you see at the bus stop all the time.
“Do you guys have any change?”
Because there are only six people left and we have to fill an hour, there’s lots of talk about having to win the veto. Rachel and Jordan have to win the veto. Adam and Shelly have to win the veto. Porsche and Kalia? Have to win the veto. This is what passes for intrigue this year, you guys. Hey, no one’s calling anyone else a Judas, so they have to do something to fill time.
Jordan and Rachel head upstairs to talk to Kalia and Porsche. Jordan, suddenly taking charge because of her new Predator persona, proposes that they work together. She tells Porsche and Kalia that they’ve been carrying Adam and Shelly through the game, and that Adam and Shelly deserve to be evicted. Working with Rachel and Jordan almost ensures a final four berth, since the other two are about as effective at competitions as, uh…two Adams.
Jordan’s final argument is even better. Allow me to boil it down to a sentence for you: “I know that Rachel is a wretched, ginger haired nightmare who is impossible to be around, but we should still work together.”
The best part was Rachel sitting two feet from her, looking impressed.
Porsche and Kalia agree to work with whomever wins the Veto. “Once Rachel and Jordan win the veto, we’ll tell them we want to work together,” Porsche says, shrugging. Do it before, guys. I mean, what’s the difference?
And now, a short play about Shelly and Jordan:
Shelly: “Good morning Jordan.”
Jordan: (intense, focused hatred)
Say what you want about Shelly, but she sort of saved the season.
And now, the scene designed to make gross people on the internet stop sending death threats and dog shit to Shelly’s home address. (Did you guys read the news story this week about Shelly’s family getting harassed? There were people calling Child Protective Services on her for kicking Jeff out of the house. Pathetic.)
“I realize that I probably went against what everybody wants for America’s Sweethearts,” Shelly says, “but I’m only in one alliance, and that’s with my husband and daughter.” Adam pretends to give a shit about Shelly’s misery, but he really doesn’t care. “Hey, if they’re all mad at Shelly, it takes the focus off of me!” he shrugs. That would have required any sort of focus to be on you in the first place.
Time for the Veto Competition! There are a bunch of dummies hanging in the back yard with the faces of the houseguests’ former partners taped to them. Today’s veto competition is endurance: you hop onto the back of your previous partner and hang on as long as you can. The last one standing wins the veto.
The competition begins. “I noticed that everyone else is using their arms, so I’m going to wrap my legs around Brendon, just like I always do!” Rachel says. That’s weird because usually you two Human Centipede each other, butt to mouth.
Hey guys, guess what? Adam’s the first one to fall off. I know! And it took him a whole four and a half minutes.
I’d say that about covers it.
Poor Cassi dummy. That jumpsuit probably reeks of cigarettes.
Jordan falls next at eight and a half minutes in. OH MY GOD, and then there’s a montage of Kalia farting. How has this show never been nominated for an Emmy?
Man, they are really struggling for material.
Shelly falls next at twelve minutes in. Yet again, Porsche and Kalia are the last ones standing for their alliance. Rachel immediately starts in with the needling, telling them she’s not going down and pointing out that they’re carrying Shadam’s weight, yet again. Then Porsche falls and it’s down to Kalia and Rachel. Kalia’s already struggling, so you know what happens: Rachel wins the veto.
So…Shelly’s going home! That’s not the worst thing that could happen. I mean, for the cigarette industry maybe, but otherwise we’re good.
Rachel: is excited.
“I’m so excited, I could cry in a plant of some sort!”
Shelly: is not very excited.
WAAAAAHHH (coughs for thirty seconds)
Jordan and Rachel (looking actually sort of attractive in the Diary Room for once. Did she have a haircut?) celebrate in the storage room. Since they’re the only two votes in the house, they get to decide who leaves, and guess what? Shelly’s donezo.
Adam whines about how awful he did to Porsche. If you pay close attention, you can actually see Porsche having trouble remembering who he is.
Kalia and Porsche try and figure out what to do about Jordan and Rachel. Kalia points out that at some point, Jordan’s going to have to get rid of Rachel if she wants to win. I’m not sure that’s true, but…okay? They’re also frustrated that Shelly and Adam don’t do anything or try in competitions. Porsche and Kalia noticed that Adam and Shelly don’t do anything, and it only took them 55 days! They should teach a class at the Adult Learning Center or something.
Shelly heads into the Have Not room to ask Jordan for five minutes and also to apologize for being the worst. Shelly begins the most aggressive apology ever, exploiting her family again and telling Jordan that she betrayed her only because she loves her family. Shelly makes a fairly genius connection between her family and Jeff: essentially, they were both doing the same thing and playing for the people that they love. I’m not saying it’s not gross, but it’s pretty smart. “I actually tortured over this decision,” Shelly says.
I actually tortured over that sentence structure.
They hug it out. Jordan’s still going to vote her wrinkled ass out, but hey: hugs for everyone!
Now that Shelly’s repaired her rift with Jordan, it’s time for her to make an attempt to stay in the house. She tells Rachel and Jordan that she will do the following: switch sides and work with them for the rest of the game, vote however they like, give away any HOH and veto competitions to them, and then go to the final three with them and lose. You read that correctly: Shelly will go to the final three and then lose on purpose. She swears all of this on her child and husband. Rachel can barely contain her disdain.
“As I mentioned last week, I am very good at hiding my emotions.”
Time for the Veto Ceremony. Porsche (who is this year’s Lane, in that she’s clearly reading everything she says off of cue cards) laments opening Pandora’s Box some more. Also: Yeah, everyone’s definitely had a haircut.
Layers!
Rachel (in a new dress) takes both her and Jordan off of the nomination block. Thus, Porsche has no choice but to put up Adam and Shelly. “I’m gonna do whatever I can to stay in this house,” Adam says. Yes yes y’all, Adam will be using his vast and varied skill set to keep himself around. Expect him to do everything in his bag of tricks, from lying around on the couch to lying around on the chair.
Tomorrow night: jury house! I can’t wait.
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Loved how Shelman mocked Adam’s manhood (which he totally deserves btw) when he fell but didn’t say the same about her manhood when she only lasted a whole EIGHT minutes later! Hypocrite!! You’re not a bigger man than Adam Shelman! Jordan DO NOT fall for his antics and keep him in the house over Adam….remember Nat & Kevin & how they mindfuxxed you into the final 3???
I was confused as to why Kalia thinks Jordan has to drop Rachel at some point? Seems like going against Rachel is a guaranteed win unless they’ve all been in agreement that no one wants Jordan to win twice?
I am not sure you should count out the crypt keeper yet. If you are heading into a challenge in a week with a bag of nicotine deprived bones or a mastermind of all things Big Brother who would YOU choose to keep? If all you did was sit around a house with no tv, no books, no music, AND people you would never hang with in the outside world you might be shocked at what your mind will come up with.
This season is really boring. I wish they would show on tv all the sex (girl-on-girl no less!)thats been going on in the house. Let’s just say that the HOH room has been rocking like an RV on a honeymoon camping trip.
I hope Rachel wins the whole thing. If it’s her and Jorden at the end I’d like to think the jury would vote on game play, not friendliness.
“The best part was Rachel sitting two feet from her, looking impressed.”
No truer words have been spoken in a BB recap…
Uh, those girls putting on chapstick at the bus stop are hookers, Schoonie. [They're trying to heal their big canker sores.]
Stay away from them or you’ll get yourself in trouble.
I don’t know how Adam can be so bad at all these competitions. I like Adam because he seems like a nice person but it’s really hard to root for him when you know he’s going to fail.
To compensate for Pandora’s Box being rigged and fixed [along with this show in general]I think this week’s HOH competition or Veto competition should be a food competition which would pit the “white girl team” {slutty Rachel and that whore Jordan) against the “Oreo team” (Beautiful Kalia and Shapely Porshe) In this competition whichever team could eat the most would win HOH or POV.
If that were the case Danger, Hummer and Fat in the City would most definately win.
I am soooo flipping sick of listening to Shelley talk about how she is doing this for her family. If she looooooves her family so much, she would’ve never left them in the first place. AND they don’t look like they are hurting for money.
Mister – Jordan is no whore. She would barely kiss Jeff in the house and any sex talk was off limits…
BTW, great recap Schoonie. I’m always suprised when the articles are up so quickly. (The project Runway ones are always up before I even watch the show!) Will you be coming back to do Survivor again this year?
@Schoonie, Maggie beat Ivette and Hayden beat Enzo. The point being, it wasn’t a challenge for either of them to win their seasons. I don’t think that by picking up winners that the majority of the fans didn’t particularly like isn’t an argument against the possibility of the producers manipulating the game in favor of Rachel/Jordan this season.
If the target on one’s back is to the proportion to one’s back size, I’d say Kaila has nothing to worry about!!! Keep on chowing down girl, that target is getting smaller and smaller every day!!!!
C’mon Schoonie, you know that Grodner LOVES Mike Boogie. In fact, I’d wager that after Evel Dick, Mike Boogie is probably Grodhog’s favorite contestant, as made evident by how many cameo appearances he’s made and also that everyone that’s cast on BB nowadays seems to love him too, as if they’re reading off of Grodner’s cue cards.
Grodhog probably has the all you can eat buffet pass at any of the Dolce restuarants .. no wonder the love..
I’m hoping for a Jordan win. If Rachel wasn’t with Buhrenden, I would be on her side – she’s actually pretty likeable when her and Buhrenden aren’t together being all vomit-inducing. Break up with Buhrenden and you’ve got my vote, Rachel!
My stupid DVR (stupid Time Warner) not only wouldn’t let me watch what it supposedly taped, but it stopped recording early and then erased it. I debated trying to find it online, but based on the recap I’m glad I didn’t – seemed like all I missed was whinning and Shelly being a snake. And actually, I didn’t really miss it all that much. =)
From what I’ve heard they’ve decided to keep Shelly. She was pleading her case and got herself so hysterical and worked up that she couldn’t breathe. She passed out or something and the paramedics had to come. Jordan said to Rachel that maybe they should keep her if she feels thatt strongly about it. Rachel said “I guess, its not like she can beat us in endurance. “
TreFiveSeven, I am not a BBAD or live feed watcher, but since it doesn’t constitute a spolier PLEASE tell me which chicks in the house are fooling around! I say that even knowing there’s a 75% chance the answer is going to make me queasy.
Two things:
-Do not spoil potential plot developments in the comments. Discussing what’s happened since the end of the most recent episode is prohibited. If you want to talk live feeds, take it to that area of the site so you don’t ruin the show for people who don’t follow them.
-Chill the fuck out with the fat jokes, guys. It’s not only gross, but pretty lazy, humor wise. You’re all funnier than that, I’ve seen it.
Schoonie as long as knowing which houseguests are dabbline in the Sapphic arts does not count as “plot developments”, I renew my request for DETAILS!!
TreFiveSeven is NOT from the live feeds as far as I know Schoonie. He/she is just an asshole trying to start trouble. I suggest everyone just ignore any posts from him/her because it’s all bullshit. Love Chooch
Just a heads up to anyone trying to watch big brother in the north texas area and can’t because of the Cowboys game, it (BB) will be playing on a sister channel KXTX. I know that in my area (DFW) it channel 21.
Yes, please. Otherwise, Chooch is liable to blame it all on me! Wahhh!!!
The only sapphic action in Big Brother this season is happening in giffordsaz’s hilarious feedcaps.
I can’t understand why Rachel would want to keep Jordan around, knowing that she’s pretty near impossible to beat. Rachel’s not as stupid as she acts and she’s definitely more sane without Brenda around.
Also, I’m glad Schoonie noticed the change in Rachel’s DR appearance — I think they’re just giving her better lighting, de-emphasizing the mustache, in case she wins.
And yeah, Adam’s pathetic.
Itchy, that avatar ias almost as creepy as that one you had with the scary ass horned clown or whatever it was.
I also don’t know why Rachel would keep Jordan. maybe it has to do with the fact that(contrary to popular belief) she is very loyal to the people she’s alligned with.
That scary ass horned clown was me, kittkatt. Sniff. Wahhh!!! I’m a horse!!!!!
oh, poor Adam. Is he not the personification of Charlie Brown, only Lucy doesn’t even need to pull the football away . . . He just misses. I cried for him just a bit, poor guy, and I wonder what that room full of friends is saying each time he misses. : (
I still kinda want him to win tho. I’m not really hatin’ on anyone . . . it takes too much energy . . . except the Jerker, but with him gone, I don’t have to worry. I do think Rach is a strong competitor and Jordan is a nice person, but I ultimately wanted the vets out, same way I feel on Survivor. The whole all star mix thing doesn’t seem fair.
Dani was the vet for me, but alas . . . she too is gone.
Love the new avatar, Itchy, tho it may make quake each time I see it!!!
Judd, I understood your love for a newbie to win and I gave you that yardage…. and let you lord over us RaJO, or Brachel, or J&J fans. But when I hear you would have been happy with a Daniele win… well I am taking back the yardage, you just like pissy meanass people. It isn’t about Vets vs New.. it is nice vs mean.
Did Dani, like, steal a kidney from someone while they were sleeping, or something? Cuz I honestly cannot understand how Rachel has suddenly become everyone’s favorite and Dani is the AntiChrist. I have tried to go to the live feeds section, but honestly, every time I go there are 50+ pages of comments and I have a terrible time trying to sift through them all to find out what’s going on. I don’t want people to be spoiled or anything (and I defer to Schoonie’s wishes) but if this stuff is all in the past, can someone please explain exactly what it is that Dani and company have done (PRIOR TO THIS EPISODE) to become so reviled and PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW IN JEEBUS’ NAME Rachel has possibly become a candidate for canonization? I am not getting it at all.
love, J-Mo
J-Mo, I don’t know you but I love you! I totally agree. “Pissy meanass people”???? Isn’t that Rachel?? What am I missing here? I read the feed updates too, so I’m really confused.
@J-Mo, I think it’s just because Dani befriended and sided with the “other side”. I honestly don’t think it’s as much real hate as it a them vs us type of thing. As far as Rachel is concerned, I was one of those that honestly detested her. The whiny, bitchy, needy Rachel just turned my stomach. However, since her man has left the house and now Jeff being gone. She has grown on me and as much as I hate to admit it and to say I was wrong, she’s a pretty decent person. @Schoonie…, it it was my fat joke that pissed you off…I offer a humble apology. I really was trying to be snarky and not mean! Mean people suck!
I’va always liked Rachel and felt that her over emotional issues were due to her being the type of person who wanted to be liked by everyone. The fact that she hooked up with a douchebag who constantly berates her just makes her insecurities show themselves in a horrible way. Dicklett, IMO is just a mean bitchy girl, always has been, and probably always will be. Not even bitchy in a funny way(like Britney at the beginning of last season), but mean bitchy(like Britney at the end of last season).
BTW, if mean people suck does that mean that nice people swallow.
J-Mo, wow, let me try to explain with out being accused of being a spoiler. And I could go paragraph by paragraph but as you don’t like to read I will shorten it for you. I am going to start from the most recent and travel back in time as far as I can remember.
Daniele……………
Told Adam if he saved her she would let him party with her father. She would have her father friend him on facebook. When he still told her to her face he was 100% NOT voting for her she said, My father hated you and if he didn’t then he will now, your an idiot. She called him stupid to his face. She badgered him endlessly and behind his back said bad things about him to her minions.
After her birthday celebration and the eating of the brownies’ was seen days later sneaking food in to the HAvenot room and eating with Porsche under the covers, showing it and laughing about it.
Spent hours in the Diary room after her backdoor and came out drunk and told her minions she had a bottle of wine because ‘she was so upset’ .. oh, and was a havenot at the time. She was pissy about the back door and told everyone if they put her out of the house 2 people in production were walking out with her… because she was set up for the win this season. Knew and participated in stealing others personal items and hiding them in toilets. Sat around and said horrible nasty things about people and their families. Knew about and encouraged Porsche to contaminate the muscle milk the havenots drank. Jeff and Jordan spent time on this product and had diarriah. SPENT HOURS talking shit about people past and prestent in the house. ummm I hope I can end with she is Dicks daughter.. but I hope others can fill in my obvious blanks.
And I understand there are many pages in the Live Feedcap pages … but we read and appreiciate what you write… and it kind of feels like a slam against a group of people who enjoy what is happening and those that Feedcap there.
Oh… and that is me… SSGT Camelback is Giffordsaz…. ha. now you all know.
@kittkatt LOL!!
@J-Mo, I think its because for a few weeks Dani, Kalia and Porsche really were acting like a bunch of high school mean girls. And not the fun kind! They were taking and hiding food, possessions, etc. and we’re pretty sure Porsche was tampering with the protein shakes which caused the have-nots to have some GI issues. Plus, Dani has the whole whiny, bitchy, entitled attitude that reared its ugly head for a while. There is no denying that Rachel has some horrible character traits, but she chilled out for a while after Brendan left. It was when she was acting quite normal that the three girls were at their meanest. I cannot speak for anyone else, but that is when I started to get angry with Dani, and I actually felt bad for Rachel.
So long story short, Kalia, Dani, and Porsche were acting mean enough to make me feel for Rachel!
Giff, we were writing at the same time! I apologize for repeating some of her stuff.
@Kammie, @Giffordsaz, really? Weren’t Rachel and the Vets acting that same way the first half of the season, as well? An example of Dicklet being a bitch is calling out Adam for not making a move? Wow! Is everyone who posts a comment a bitch, because we’ve all been saying that for weeks? If she were really sneaking food, she’d have been penalized by the production team. It sounds like Dicklet let her side of the house’s recent rise to power go to her head, just like Rachel earlier in the season and it’s just more recent that Dicklet has shown her less attractive qualities.
It is within the rules to hide people’s items, like with stealing food, if it wasn’t, she would’ve been penalized. Stop making excuses for Rachel by saying Dicklet’s worse just because she was enjoying her side’s power, in much the same way Rachel did for the first three or four weeks of the season.
It was just my opinion. I didn’t say that I wasn’t as annoyed with the vets behavior earlier. Just saying what I’m thinking now. You are right that they should have been penalized. There was some talk for a while that the sneaking of the food was being overlooked.
Who knows, its just a TV show that is a fun distraction from real life for me. I try not to take it so seriously!
I’m really not trying to argue about this, I was just answering a question as to why some people are suddenly not so anti-Rachel. For the record, I think they are all idiots!
Hey Schoonie! I want to thank you once again for a great recap of the episode. I read both the recaps and the feedcaps for different reasons and enjoy both forums. I don’t see that a person has to choose one or the other. Your recaps (and snarky lines below the pictures) are hilarious!
I also agree that the fat, old, etc jokes are not needed. These players have enough characteristics that we can laugh about without attacking their physical appearance – like everyone posting here is a 20 year old model with perfect hair, teeth, body, etc.
Oh well, back to lurking… and looking forward to the recap of tonight’s live show!
No fat jokes I call no fair, I’m a fluffy chick and make.fat jokes all the time.
@Derek: Giff is telling you facts not opinions about the actions of others in the house. all those things were done with no penalties from production. there are even pics of them in action on the live feeds. I must admit that the Rachel that is presented on the show is never not an accurate depiction of her. Of course to some extent that is true of all the houseguests but it seems that as Alison G. said, they have a plotline they like to stick with and i guess its part of Rachel’s role to be portrayed in such a bitchy way on the edited shows. I am definitely not on Team Rachel but I must admit she is not as bad as they are portraying her to be.
@ derek while rachels side was in power and when they weren’t she never talked personal about anyone and never hid peoples stuff. The worst she’s done is gloat about winning (when people are always mean to u who wouldn’t?) and whenever she’s talked about people its been about gameplay, she’s never been straight out cruel or goyen personal.
@ SSGT/Giffordsaz… thanks for your comment, it was very illuminating.
Flipit’s going to be pissed off when he learns about the new No Fat Jokes rule.
I guess I’m one of the few Dicklette supporters. To me, she was the most interesting gameplayer and everything she did was in support of her game – including stoking up her teammates, playing mindgames with the others, etc. etc.
This kind of backstabbing and nastiness is, after all, a huge part of why we all watch Big Brother. Think of how boring this show would be if the house was stocked full of Jordans! Give me a couple of Rachels and a few more Dicklettes. Hell, even Shelley’s better than non-entities like Porsche and Jeff and Adam.
Or maybe I’m a Dicklette supporter because she’s that damn hot. ‘Cause I’m deep and complex and intellectual that way. Oh yes.
I should just copy and paste everything Itchy says because I feel pretty much the same as he does.
There are NO spoilers in this post. These things happened in the past.
Daniele would turn the water on in the Have shower while taking a Have Not shower so that she could get some hot water mixed in there. Biggest cheater ever and never punished. She had this entitled attitude that drove me crazy.
I still think Porsche should have been severely punished for what she did to those protein shakes. Nope, TPTB just told her to toss the container out and it was never mentioned again. Porsche also loves to talk about how she would try and steal Brendon away from Rachel if she gets sent to the jury house.
Stealing and hiding people’s things are within the rules of Big Brother, yes, but is still a very mean thing to do.
Rachel does get a bad edit. I never thought that I would say that. I groaned when she came back this season. But over time, I realized that she is her own worst enemy. She’s desperate to be liked, it’s sad. And Brendon makes her feel awful about herself. He puts her down. Other than a few snippy comments (which are mostly just for the cameras, she knows she is playing a part), Rachel is not mean.
So I say… GO BIG RED!
LOL hearing all the stuff that Dani did makes me love her even more. Adam is beyond worthless. Kudos to her for trying to use anything to motivate that useless blob to do SOMETHING, since obviously the chance to maybe actually WIN the game holds no sway over him. I don’t get how the guy can lose a lot of weight, work out, and STILL get his ass beat in the dummy hanging challenge by Kalia and Shelly. I’d walk out of the house in shame if I were him.
It’s so obvious Rachel knows she’s got her part to play, escpecially from her DRs. She’s obviously being coached/prodded.
Must know who the girl on girl perps are! Where can I find out? As Pauly D says – Let’s be honest!
If Jordan aka Snoredan and Rachel are the final 2 – I say Big Red FTW. This has nothing to do with the fact than Snoredan has won before (amazing as that was) but she rode Jeff & Rachels coatails the ENTIRE game. People moan about Adam but really how much more “talented” is Jordan at BB?
I like Snoredan and she is sweet/kind but she is NOT a gamer/winner.
Jordon isn’t a shrinking violet. When there is any kind of meeting as it pertains to her, she is right there. She is never the one sleeping when people in her alliance are talking. Many times half an alliance is talking to another half in this game, and thats not a good move.
Jordon always knows what her people are doing and saying. She got a bit bossy this season especially when she called those meetings to call folks out.. heh..Things happened after she called those ” lets see who is lying, come to God meetings
I didn’t want a vet to win, right from the start. Then again, I am uncomfortable saying “vet” when it comes to a reality show person. I usually reserve that credit to folks that don’t hang from a bannana.
Well, “vet” is a lot easier to type than “desperate repeat famewhore.”
Itchy that was mean. There is nothing about Jordon that say’s whore or desperate.
She was offered the opportunity to make $500,000. I don’t know many folks that would turn that down, especially if they already know the ropes.
TC, Robin
Itchy, Jeff and Jordan said they decided to do the show so they could spend the summer together. I am sure a double chance at a cool half a million didn’t hurt the reasoning for either. Two years ago they were in the house together and last year Jeff was making the WebShow Around the World for Free. Jus my opinion but of all of them Jordan is the least famewhorish to me.
EVERYONE who appears on a reality show — EVERYONE who exploits their purported ‘real’ life on television is a famewhore. They may be a nice famewhore, they may be personable, but the fact of the matter is, they are exploiting their own lives for a bit of fame.
And in the case of Jeff and Jordan, it’s not just a little bit of fame. They keep coming back onto these shows, as if there’s no other way in life to make a living.
I could understand if they were trying to move on into acting — but neither of them appears to have any interest in this.
And I moved halfway around the world to live with my wife (and before we were married, she moved across the ocean to live with me). You’re telling me the ONLY way these two can spend a summer together is by going onto the most exploitative, famewhorish television show of them all?
Maybe it’s the idea that they pretend to be (or at least Jordan pretends, Jeff’s pretty lame at pretending) simple humble folk that’s the most disturbing about these two.
They suck. America should wake up and recognize this. At least those Heidi and Spencer idiots acknowledged they were assholes only in it for the attention.
I do agree with itchy; spending the summer with your love doesn’t have to be on a reality show. Especially when it means you can’t cuddle or have sex because you’re afraid grandma might be watching. Jeff, asshole that he is, is a hottie. Spending the summer with him should mean lots of naked time and whipped cream. Not eating slop and sleeping on thin pallets in a house full of people I can’t stand. Seems a bit famewhorish when you think about it. If out was ready about being together, Jordan would’ve asked to be evicted so she could get to the jury house and bang Jeff in peace!
*If it was really*..damn you, Swype function!