8 Days Until BB6

Big Brother

By madeyoulaugh | | 9:13 am | 15 Comments

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Zoe H. takes time out of her stuffed animal orgy
to help us with our countdown.

With only 8 days remaining until the new season of BB6, CBS has revealed the new cast, which in TV foreplay terms…well, if revealing photos of the house last week was our first kiss, they just leaped directly to tickling the balls. I wasn’t ready for it, I thought we had agreed to go slowly, then BAM! Ball tickling I hadn’t felt since before Father O’Leary got transferred.

As I begin to ache for the glory of BB6, I looked back into the vaults of BB5 and have found a few diamonds worth bringing out, one each day until the delicious premier next week. Today’s, Big Brother 5: Sex, Lies, Videotape & A Hand Job – The Things They Don’t Want You To See. For those who haven’t had a BB TVgasm before, these should work you into the mood quite nicely.

Remember, we are still looking for numbers to help us with our countdown; tomorrow obviously is “7.” If you see a 7 in your surroundings and shoot it, simply send us the photo and you are automatically entered to win an Amazon Gift Certificate courtesy of STA TRAVEL…ok, so it comes from J-Unit’s wallet, but it would be way cooler if we had corporate sponsors.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    Turkey
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 10:00 am

    So funny!
    That Jase modeling video is a total cheesefest. With those weird, pained faces he was making I can’t believe anyone would actually hire him to model off of it. Also was that Eva Longoria as the emcee at the freaky modeling show? So bizarre.
    The twins’ NRA ads are also too weird. Those chicks are crazy.

  2. 2
    scorpiella
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 10:34 am

    Just went to cbs.com and checked out the new cast. I’m a little disappointed at the lack of beautiful people we have come to expect from BB (Cowboy excluded.) I did have a couple favorite lines though.
    Ashlea (yep, she spells it like that) says her favorite sports team is the New York Nicks. Uh, sweetie, it’s Knicks. I can see what a huge fan you are. Also, who else thinks Maggie is lying about her age? If she is 26, she has lived HARD!!

  3. 3
    Genevieve
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 10:35 am

    One of my favorite moments was when Cowboy was trying to dance or breakdance I think and he fell. What a doof.

  4. 4
    ...
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 11:03 am

    I’d buy Maggie as 26 before I’d buy Janelle as 25.
    Small wonder Janelle’s favorite show is Nip & Tucked. She looks like she nip n’ tucked herself a little to try and pass for 25.

  5. 5
    scorpiella
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 11:07 am

    Genevieve – I kept the Cowboy break dancing episode on tape for like six months after it aired. If my friends and I were ever bored and just hanging out we would watch it. It has to be one of the best tv moments of all time!

  6. 6
    Brian
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 11:22 am

    Too bad you missed the feeds with cowpaddy oops I mean cowboy hanging his hat on his little (tiny) buckaroo,scorpella.But then,that qualified with one of the worst moments ever.Right up there with jase showing off his…..ech….i can’t even say it.

  7. 7
    mattie
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 11:24 am

    kaysar sure seems agreeable. he listed “no favorite” for just about everything.

    could he be the people pleasing pawn (ie: cowboy) that gets sucked right into an alliance with the in-crowd?

  8. 8
    Brian
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 11:28 am

    Oh Lord….Beau lists Tom Cruise as his fave actor and Dakota Fanning as fave actress.I hate him already,he’s gotta go…although I’d trade places with him.Imagine being somewhere with no daily stories about TomKat.Ahhhhhhhh……going to my “happy place” now……

  9. 9
    mountain girl
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 11:41 am

    Sounds like Beau is on the War of the Worlds payroll…

  10. 10
    scorpiella
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 11:55 am

    Brian – I don’t think I would be here now if I had seen Cowboy naked. ughhh…can’t really even think about it. I also am afraid to get the live feeds because I would probably stop coming to work or leaving my house at all and just sit in front of the computer all day!

  11. 11
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 12:07 pm

    All of the talk of the live feeds reminds me:

    1) There will be no spoilers tolerated in the comments section of our Big Brother posts. There may be items we cover that have to do with the live feeds, but there will be no spoilers on the front pages.

    2) I know nobody uses our forums, but we have created a separate Big Brother section in anticipation of people wanting to talk about the live cameras and other spoilers. (e-mail me if you are interested in moderating)

    3) NO SPOILERS. Seriously, there are some of us who can actually go two or three days without having to know who won a challenge, etc. Sometimes, we will break down and look for the spoilers, but it sucks to have something ruined by what you read in the comments. Again, use the forums.

  12. 12
    Victoria
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 12:35 pm

    And I never thought I’d see Dale Earnhardt Jr. make it onto this site. I love Dale Jr.!

  13. 13
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 1:39 pm

    I promise to post spoilers in the Forums sections of TVgasm.

    As a matter of fact – I’ll put one there for you’all now.

  14. 14
    Mike
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 7:00 pm

    As Zoe’s day in the spotlight ends, I’d like to thank madeyoulaugh and everybody at TVgasm for making my little Z-biscuit a minor internet sensation (we now think of her as our little “All Your Base Are Belong To Us”). We sent the link out to all of our friends and relatives, none of whom were familiar with the site beforehand. And there was a surprising consensus from the overwhelming majority of these first-time TVgasmics:

    “What’s with all the ball tickling references?”

    Seriously…thanks, y’all.

  15. 15
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted June 29, 2005 at 11:03 pm

    Mike & Mikes friends and Family,

    You write about what you know..you write about what you know.

    MYL

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