Aunt Chenbot

Big Brother

By B-Side | Friday, June 10, 2005 | 2:32 pm | 7 Comments

With Big Brother nearing in just a few weeks, CBS was kind enough to give us this warm and fuzzy look into Julie Chen’s less robotized life. Yes, in this clip, our hostess with the mostest forages into her photo album (ChenPhoto) and proudly displays an archival image of her two nephews (Chenbot Gemini v.2.0.3) for the world to see. She admits that she spoils the kids, but then asks “What’s an aunt for?” Seriously, she wants to know. She doesn’t have that algorithm. Finally, as the spot concludes, Julie raises another photo album tantalizingly and asks “Wanna see more?” Before we can answer (YES!), the spot fades to black, and so do our hopes of ever seeing the famed Chen/Moonves sex album. Oh well…


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7 Comments

  1. 1
    Rita Moreno
    Posted June 10, 2005 at 7:03 pm

    No. Really:

    I *saw* the Chenbot/Moonves sex album on a train from Florence to Rome in the Summer of 2003. They were right across the aisle from me and it was HEINOUS.

    In real life, the Chenbot is about thisbigaround — seriously, she is a size -4. Her designers had to invent new integers for her clothing size.

    And he’s just old and wrinkly, though remarkably fit and handsome.

    But her pawing of his old-man arms and under-the-shirt stroking of his old-man shoulders was the worst.

    So I guess I really saw the Chenbot/Moonves foreplay album, but still.

    Ew.

    Just, ew. Thanks for bringing that memory back from successful repression, B-side.

  2. 2
    pc
    Posted June 10, 2005 at 9:51 pm

    But first……..

  3. 3
    3blue
    Posted June 11, 2005 at 6:45 pm

    She’s creepy and a crap host.

  4. 4
    Zeus
    Posted June 12, 2005 at 8:17 am

    This years BB set redesign is in part intended to give Chen-Moonves as better platform. I’ve heard that we will see her interact more with the HGs this season as well. Will she be less ‘bot’ or not?

  5. 5
    Zeus
    Posted June 12, 2005 at 8:18 am

    This years BB set redesign is in part intended to give Chen-Moonves as better platform. I’ve heard that we will see her interact more with the HGs this season as well. Will she be less ‘bot’ or not?

  6. 6
    Ashes
    Posted June 13, 2005 at 7:23 am

    I saw the promo where she showed pictures from her photo album. I have never seen a person look so stiff and fake while showing and talking about their own family! It was bad.

  7. 7
    Eddiebosox
    Posted June 13, 2005 at 9:14 am

    the only thing more disturbing than Julie Chen is Julie CHen before plastic surgery.

    http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004877.html

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