Best Summer Ever?

Big Brother

By B-Side | Wednesday, April 12, 2006 | 10:17 am | 28 Comments

It’s official. Summer 2006 will be remembered as the summer of ALL STAR BIG BROTHER. According to Entertainment Weekly (via Reality Blurred), CBS will be bringing back a collection of favorite Big Brother stars to once again fight, claw, and seduce their way to $500,000. There’s no word on who will be in the cast (viewers get to vote in contestants from a pool of twenty), but with any luck, we’ll get a second helping of Kaysar, Janelle, and/or Howie. Come to think of it, why don’t they just recast all of season six and let us watch it over again.

Of course, I’m not going to get too too excited. We all know that All-Star seasons tend to disappoint (Survivor anyone?), but still, how can I resist just a little enthusiasm? Truth is, any news about any upcoming Big Brother seasons get me all hot and bothered.

And speaking of Big Brother, our old friend Marcellas (from season three) is trying to raise some money for charity. If you want to help him reach is goal of raising $5,000 for Project Angelfood, check out his blog. It’s a good cause. You might even snag a rubber duckie. (Insert NBC “The More You Know” here).

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28 Comments

  1. 1
    JasonR
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 10:24 am

    Just thinking of another BB season gave me a TVGasm, especially since I only discovered this site toward the end of last summer/fall’s amazing season, and I can’t wait to enjoy a full season of BB w/ TVGasm as the whipped cream and cherry on top. According to Reality Blurred, we the viewers are going to get to vote from a slate of 20 past contestants to determine who gets on the show.

  2. 2
    Doodle
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 10:26 am

    I got all hot and bothered when I heard this too. How am I going to get ANY work done this summer? Hopefully it won’t be the reincarnate of Survivor All-Stars, Its worth a chance. But we only get to pick from 20 contestants who agreed-any ideas who it will be?

  3. 3
    jash
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 10:29 am

    OMGOMG

    can you IMAGINE what it would be like if they just threw everyone from season 6 abck in the house? HAHA, that would the MOST PREIUM of seasons indeed.

  4. 4
    Sher
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 10:38 am

    OH HELL YEAH!!!!!

  5. 5
    Ash
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 11:20 am

    If it truly is viewers voting the cast members in, I cannot imagine that both Kaysar and Janelle won’t be back, everyone loves them! I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!

  6. 6
    Redhead
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 11:36 am

    Sing it with me!

    O happy day!
    O happy day!
    When Janie walked (when Janie walked), walked back into the compound!
    O happy day!
    O happy Day!

  7. 7
    J Unit
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 11:37 am

    I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!

    Yes, I actually have a boner right now.

  8. 8
    Doodle
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 11:51 am

    J-unit-Try to keep it in your pants.
    I am sure none of the nerd herd will volunteer to come back in…… so we are probably SOL on the repeat season 6 dreams.

  9. 9
    chief113
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    I am hoping for the “3 Muskateers”, or whatever they called themselves. Gee, Robert, and Justin. Those guys were hilarious. Also, Alison is a shoo-in.

  10. 10
    Tabby Lavalamp
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    Well, BB: All-Stars is already going to suck. Having the audience vote in the HGs? Haven’t we all seen the debacle of audience voting on other shows? So instead of a nice mix of personalities, we’re going to be treated to a bland blend of audience favourites. Yay.
    And even with that, Brittany Petros won’t likely be back (which goes against what I just said, but hey, she was screwed in her system by cheating audience voters).
    There should at least be a limit with how many people from each season can be voted back in, otherwise it’s going to be overloaded with BB6ers, and that’ll blow.

  11. 11
    September
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 1:15 pm

    I hope Jase and that other dingus (his gay lover) return…and Will the Doctor

  12. 12
    HoneyBunny
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 1:34 pm

    Bye Bye Bitches.
    Hello reunion.

    hb

  13. 13
    Mark
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    I seriously need season 6 cast to come back. Now that they know that NO ONE LIKED THEM, I’d like to see what they do.

    Otherwise, just give me Kaysar and Janelle.

  14. 14
    Mark
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 2:43 pm

    Ew. Edit to my previous comment. It should read, “Now that they know that NO ONE LIKED THEM, I’d like to see what the Friendsheep do.”

  15. 15
    AbbyAnn
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 2:50 pm

    I wonder who the 20 will be. There’s always a chance that someone we all want to have back won’t even be an option (although it’s hard to imagine Janelle not being an all stars finalist since she made it so far and was so popular. Kaysar should be one of the 20, too, but he didn’t make it as far.)

  16. 16
    ikellyb-side
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    The news of an All Star Big Brother sent me racing back to TVgasm… oh how I’ve missed you, B-side! Can’t wait ’til summer!!!

  17. 17
    derder
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    I’m pretty psyched about this. I went back to last season in the TVGasm archives and scanned over the old pictures, re-caps and looked at the quicktime videos again. These videos are B-Sides best work. I was laughing out loud. Definitely worth a second look.

  18. 18
    plethLaura
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 3:34 pm

    Hi. My name is plethLaura and I’m addicted to BB.

    I will buy the feeds. I will scour the internet for gossip. I will call Toys R Us daily to see if they have a “Janey Doll” in stock.

    B-side always amuses but his BB recaps are the stuff of legend.

  19. 19
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 4:54 pm

    Let’s see if I can come up with a cool mix of 20 cast members:

    1. Janelle – I want a Janelle doll
    2. Kaysar (What up Kaysar)
    3. Dr. Will – or should we call him Dr. Evil
    4. Marcellas
    5. Amy – cuz she was so funny with Marcellas
    6. Brittany from Season 1
    7. Alison- for drama
    8. Cowboy – for comedy
    9. Jase – for a laugh
    10. Hardy – for mmm
    11. Josh Souza
    12. Eric “Cappy” just so we can hate on him
    13. Chicken George just so we can watch him get kicked out again.
    14. Bunky – so he can play with Marcellas
    15. Erika so she can cuddle with her beau Josh
    16. Nathan because you just can’t get enough Sooners
    17. Roddy – cuz I love me some Roddy
    18. David and
    19. Amanda – so we can see some more HOH sex
    20. Marcellas’ evil Gnome

    Big Brother 7 Starts on July 9, 2006
    There’s just 88 days to go

  20. 20
    derder
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 5:51 pm

    Wow, nice work, Tinkie. I have been trying to find out when it starts. I will put a countdown clock on my blog immediately;
    And I gotta say, it was a lot of fun ripping on April and Evilette last year. They brought up a lot of raw hatred in me. Might have to include them.

  21. 21
    Pie
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 7:25 pm

    I’m sure Alison will try to get on, since she’s a total reality show whore. Whether or not the audience will vote for her is the question. I don’t know if I could watch another season with her.

    I’m a little worried about how an all-star season would work. I would assume that people like Kaysar and Janelle would be immediate targets, since everyone knows that they’re the most popular. I think it’s better to start out with total strangers, that way everyone is on equal ground. Then again, I may be pleasantly surprised by what the Big Brother producers come up with. Here’s hoping.

  22. 22
    chris m || hunk du jour
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 8:48 pm

    Woohoo! Can’t wait to see the Chen-Bot rule over yet another house of minions… hope they cast some of the HUNKS again!

  23. 23
    BrugaCMH
    Posted April 13, 2006 at 1:42 am

    In the words of June, “Ohhhhhh…..Jeeeeeeeeee!”

    I peed a little when I read this in Variety.

    I want JEDI JAINNE and Danielle (aka Roddy Is the Devil)!!!

    Add in one legged Eddie from season one and Evil Dr. Will (love to see those two wrestle). Maybe April (so she can get lose), June (reminds me of Margaret Cho…love her!), Allison (so she can lose too),and Jason (he is a good egg and damn nice to look at).

    If Holly, or lovers Jase and Scott (Mandana) get on it, I don’t
    think I will be able to stomach watching it…they are irratating and I will sue CBS with a class action lawsuit for damages to my remote mute button.

    I would say Marcellas, but he has his CBS Webcast going for him (hey boo!)

    Maybe ideal canidate though would to cast the CHENBOT herself as a contestant.

    A boy can dream!

  24. 24
    erms
    Posted April 13, 2006 at 8:10 am

    THE WHOLE CAST OF SEASON 6!!

    As much as I love Kaysar+Janie+Howie… they are not as awesome w/o the Nerd Herd.

  25. 25
    JasonR
    Posted April 13, 2006 at 10:10 am

    I’m torn between loving to hate the nerd herd again and never wanting to see them again. I think if I have to hear Ivette screech the name “Cappy” one more time I’ll just have to set myself on fire.

  26. 26
    Lubin Odana
    Posted April 14, 2006 at 4:34 am

    OMG. I can’t wait. Although like all true BB fans, it’s the Chenbot who we all care about the most. They could replace the contestants with sacks of potatoes in wigs and as long as the Chenbot’s motherboard overheated now and again, I’d still watch.

    I didn’t see Season 1, but here are my personal favourite 13 from the other seasons.

    Hardy – to see if he’ll come out of the closet.

    Nicole – because the house needs a high-maintenance OCD bitch who won’t go in the pool because she has germ issues.

    Marcellas – because last season’s Beau was a shameful fifth-generation copy.

    Amy – because she’s a cheese-addict, southern belle drunk.

    Alison – because every BB needs an cold-hearted villain lady to bedazzle the men with her breasts and then talk trash about them in the diary room.

    Nathan – to be Alison’s foil all over again. And maybe even get it on with Hardy.

    Jack – because he’s from the F (pause) B (pause) I and I loved it when he used to give little summaries about how the other contestants would have fared had they been in the FBI.

    Karen – because she’s nuts and obsessively made cookies and talked to herself.

    Jase – so I could hate him.

    Nakomis – because I want to see what colour she’d dye her hair this time.

    Janelle – three words: “Bye bye bitches!”

    Howie – if he promises to reprise his Hurricane Howie moment on…

    April – probably an unpopular choice, but remember her cigarette addiction, her turning the toilet into an alter so she could pray on it, her constant whining about her little dog “Pepperoni” and her brittle bones. The house needs a crazed old lady.

  27. 27
    JasonR
    Posted April 14, 2006 at 11:38 am

    If you’re gonna have Howie, you gotta have April. No point in having one without the other.

  28. 28
    zoobabe
    Posted April 14, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    I want Janelle, Kaysar, Dr. Will, and my favorite gays Marcellas and Will back. Can’t wait to vote!

    Who was the southern mom who was engaged to Mike at the finale- I forgot her name?

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