Did Kaysar Shoot His Wad?

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By B-Side | Wednesday, July 19, 2006 | 1:18 am | 73 Comments

boogie071806 One of the best things about Big Brother is how utterly unpredictable it can be, even when it’s being totally predictable. Last week, I was going around like a loudmouth drunkard saying how Diane and Nakomis would go to the final four (of course, that’s assuming that loudmouth drunkards go around talking about Big Brother). Now, seven days later, it’s a whole new game. Kaysar put both women up on the chopping block on Sunday — but would they earn a reprieve with the veto? And would Kaysar ever realize that he’s become the new Howie of 2006?First off, let me just say that this is going to be an interesting recap of Big Brother. First of all, I’m starting late — 11:19 PM, specifically. You can thank a general restless nature / occasional ADD problem for that. The good news is that I have opted to sacrifice my laundry tonight to write this recap, which I suppose won’t matter for the most of you. As for me, it looks like it’ll be a stunning day of black socks and white shorts tomorrow. In another bit of poor planning, I also just ate my McDonald’s-supplied dinner about three minutes ago, which means the specter of food coma lingers over this recap like the stank of Alison in the Big Brother hot tub. I’m crossing my fingers that I don’t slip into a world of slumber, but in case I do, you’ll just have to excuse what will surely be a nifty collection of run-on sentences and general babble. Speaking of which, that’s exactly what I’m doing right now, so let’s get started!

As the hour began, we had to endure a blue-and-white flashback of Kaysar’s dumb, dumb nominations. Granted, last week I kept saying how the sharks should focus on the floaters, but in the specific case of King Kaysar, he really should have put up at least one resident of Chill Town (also known as the lamest town on Earth). Nevertheless, as we saw the cast members pull out their keys, the camera trained on Diane, whose eyes showed complete incredulity.

“It could probably be the crappiest feeling that I’ve had yet in this house,” she said. Really? Worse than that time when a guy called “Boogie” grabbed your ass and shoved your face deep into a trough of “slop”? Surely, that had to be a low point. Luckily, the houseguests were just as mystified by Kaysar’s selections as we were. Marcellas was truly p.o.’d, calling the picks “lame-ass.” Janelle felt that he had taken the easy way out, and Will, well, he laughed that Kaysar had just bought himself two or three weeks. And by “weeks,” he meant “days.” For even if Will wasn’t going to specifically put Kaysar up, one of the other houseguests would, and that wouldn’t be in violation of any stupid arrangement.

Nakomis, meanwhile, was still trying to piece together her nomination. She felt she was the least threatening person in the house. “I mean, I’m up on the block with my alliance. A two person alliance — whooo!!” she mocked. It was a lot funnier when she said it.

Kaysar explained to us that he chose Nakomis because she was strong and stealth. Yes, but she wasn’t coming after you. We then cut back to the dining room as all the house guests rose from the table and scattered. Kaysar apologized to Nakomis and Diane, the latter of which brushed the whole thing off by saying, “Totally cool.” Translation: “I hate you more than cancer.” The HOH then told us the reason why he had put Diane up was because he wanted to scare her. Oh, that’s good. Better to scare a possible agitator rather than eliminate your biggest rival.

Anyway, even though he had hugged them both and apologized and all that, Kaysar still followed Diane and Nakomis into their room, asking to be further relieved from the guilt that plagued him. Look, unspoken rule: when you nominate someone, you give them a perfunctory apology and hug and then you just leave them alone. So Kaysar, you know, GO AWAY. Alas, he did not. Instead, he became the most annoying HOH ever, whining, “Diiiiiannnne.” Seriously. Just stop.

Eventually, he did leave, but the damage was done. Diane was a total sadsack. She cried about the whole situation, saying she wasn’t cutthroat anymore because “I killed all my brain cells because I smoked TOO MUCH POT!!!” She then giggled, looked around, and said, “You know what I never realized before? This room is like rectangular. It’s like crazy, man. I want waffles.”

Okay, she didn’t say that, but she did wallow in her own grief, which kind of annoyed Nakomis. The tattooed one observed that Diane had a convenient way of making everyone feel sorry for her. Nakomis, on the other hand, had only one tactic: to say “cool beans” enough times to make people keep her. Adding a little poseur flavor the proceedings, Mike Boogie walked in an unnecessarily lied to Diane and swore that he did not make a deal with Kaysar to have her put up. I don’t know why he voluntarily decided to box himself into a corner like that, but you can’t ask too many questions from a man who wears headbands from four years ago.

Boogie then told us, “Diane is a girl that I never would have met in my outside life.” Except, um, that they both live in Los Angeles, both hang out with former Big Brother stars, and he owns several clubs and restaurants that she probably goes to. But aside from that, they’d never have a chance to meet.

We then headed into the diary room where Will and Boogie executed a dreadfully forced skit about Kaysar’s nominations. Mike pretended to call Will and shared the news that they hadn’t been put on the chopping block. The two then laughed maniacally. And then they made sweet, sweet love. Okay, maybe not that last part. Anyway, Boogie then appeared in the diary room alone and said “What makes Will and I stronger than the S6 alliance is that we play with no fear. We’re going to end up running things in this house. It’s just a matter of time.” For now, I believe him — just because Kaysar has made his second catastrophically idiotic move in his Big Brother career. But if Janelle ever gets into power, we might be looking at a whole new ballgame.

Hi-larious.

Speaking of Janelle, we soon found her staring at the tarantulas that populate the glass cases in between the yellow bug room and the red giant-bed room (sorry if there are official room nicknames. I’m blissfully unaware of them, as you can tell). Anyway, Janelle told us she wished the spiders were something cuter and more beautiful — like kittens. I personally would love to watch four kittens stuck in a glass box in the wall, but that’s just me.

Janey, Marcellas, and the rest of the gang then set about naming the spiders (incidentally, I started watching some of the live feeds, and this was the first thing I saw. Yes, I had a moment). The littlest tarantula they named Cowboy, in honor of his diminutive stature. The ugly one they named Monica; the hairiest one was Bunky (this then led to a Bunky flashback. Man, that guy was hirsute), and the “pretty” one was Lisa. Marcellas then made an offhand comment about Monica being ugly, and those cruel, cruel producers cut to a nasty tarantula — with Monica’s face superimposed on it. Jerks! (That was awesome.) For some reason, I felt that bit of snarky editing was a shout-out to us fans in the blogosphere.

It’s on!

In yawn-worthy news, we then headed over to JaseWorld where he was talking to James about being thirty years old. He then began babbling about the first time he did the show and how he was single at the time and blah blah blah. The last thing we wanted to hear is Jase being reflective, but sadly, that’s what we got. It only took about ten seconds before he began the ol’ yarn about his new soon-to-be stepchild. “I tuck this little girl into bed every night… and that’s what’s killing me being here,” he noted. Hey, if it’s killing you, DON’T COME. Jase then commented, “It’s not about me at all. Now it’s about this little girl Caleigh and her mom… It’s about all of us this time.” He then added, “Plus my collection of mandanas. I’m doing it for them. Love those kerchiefs.”

Just when I thought this awful moment would end, Jase continued. He droned on about how he’d finally won Caleigh over as a father figure, and now where was he? GONE! Yeah, and who’s fault was that? Don’t air your paternal guilt on us, Jase. Just stand in the corner and flex your lats like you usually do. That’s really all we expect out of you.

Later, in the hot tub, crafty Will was trying to sew seeds of paranoia and anxiety over the BB6ers. Say what you will about him, but at least he understands the subtle art of turning people against each other. Oh how I’d love to see him on Survivor. Satisfied that he was sufficiently manipulating the household, Will then sat back and put his hands behind his head, allowing us to view the full splendor of his powder-white, hairless armpits. It was like staring at a bald polar bear.

After the break, we found Howie hopping into the HOH shower for a good ol’ wash. Unfortunately, he just so happened to forget his towel, and with that infernal camera staring at him, he feared his privates might soon appear on the internet. Howie called out to Kaysar for help, but alas, the HOH was listening to music, deaf to the desperate pleas coming from the bathroom. Well, eventually Howie had to do the unthinkable: he had to cover his pee-pee, step out of the stall, and grab his bathing suit, which was lying on the floor. He did this slowly and deliberately, whistling all along the way. Yes, this wasn’t staged at all. Just more of those silly Howie antics! (Groan)

Downstairs, in sob central, Diane told us a sob story about how she’ll probably leave California if she gets kicked out of the house now. This was sad for us because clearly she’s such an integral member of the Golden State. I couldn’t imagine what we’d do without her. She then bawled about not having a career and living day to day. Has she even met anyone in Hollywood? That’s what this town’s all about. Well, Nakomis suggested that she simply find a rich boyfriend. I think that’s a great idea. I know this guy named Drew who won $500,000 on this show called Big Bro– oh wait. Never mind.

Later on, perhaps fraught with boredom or simply needing a break from Diane’s self-pity, Nakomis decided to die her hair hues of yellow and orange — like fire, if you will (somebody tell Brandon Davis. Firehead!). Well, this crazy ‘do had the house buzzing. Jase in particular noted, “She’s got hair that’s flaming red, and she just doesn’t quite fit in.” This is opposed to Jase, whose hair is the epitome of normalcy. The resident stylist of the group, Marcellas, then told us that her hair was “a hot mess” — a courageous but ill-advised choice. Okay, basically, everyone bashed her hair — first expressing surprise and then disgust. Was I the only one completely unfazed by this? I mean, it’s not like she was known for having normal hair color anyway. And if I’m not mistaken, I think Jase has more colors in his hair than Nakomis has had in both seasons combined.

The segment quickly turned from lighthearted and amusing to undeservingly cruel when Howie remarked, “It’s not the color of the hair’s fault the face is ugly.” OUCH. Bold words coming from a man whose midsection has ballooned into a fleshy beach ball.

Later that night, there was more house guest fun as Janelle and Marcellas paused by the key-wall and analyzed everyone’s photos. “God, we’re a good looking cast,” Janelle observed. The two then commented on how everyone’s pictures looked like they were from a soap opera. Will was the evil one, Erika the sexy brunette, Diane the trailer trash, Howie the fondler. But what about Boogie? “Mike Boogie’s the character that’s so straight, but he’s really gay, and he’s having a clandestine relationship with me,” Marcellas joked. We then saw an image of the two on screen along with the text, “Boogie & Marcellas: Clandestine Lovers.” I think Marcellas got the raw end of that fantasy (no pun intended).

Oh, and for all those wondering, Chicken George’s role in “the company” was the janitor. Personally, I think he’s more of a leading man type. Just imagine him performing these monologues.

But enough silliness. Back to the game! We soon found Janelle hanging out with her alliance and musing, “The more and more I think about it, Kaysar’s nominations just suck!” EXACTLY. She then told Howie and James that their faithful HOH had made a deal with Chill Town not to put them up this week. But did that deal include immunity for the whole alliance, or just Kaysar? Either way, James felt sold out. “I wouldn’t trust those people for anything,” he scoffed. Why? Just because Dr. Will schemed and lied his way to the big prize in season two? Psssh. James then made the salient point that Kaysar could have made the exact same deal with Diane and Nakomis to ensure his safety, but chances were, those two would probably keep their word a lot longer than Mike and Will. You know what, James? Just stop talking. It’s too frustrating to think about how dumb Kaysar had been.

As we headed into the commercial break, Janelle then told us that if she were to play and win the veto, she might just have to change one of Kaysar’s nominations. Don’t tease us like that, Janelle! Don’t tease us! You’re raising my hopes, and I don’t want to be disappointed!

Well, when we came back from the break, it was time for the Veto Competition! “No one here’s gonna use the Veto,” Diane told us pessimistically. Hmmm… sounded like misdirection to me, right? Right?

Anyway, as per the new Veto rules, Kaysar, Nakomis, and Diane spun a wheel to determine the other three participants for the big competition. First player: Will. Dammit. He’d never use the Veto. Next was Erika — same thing. Definitely not a Veto user. And lastly, James. Okay, now we were getting somewhere. He was our only hope of somehow getting a Chill Town member on the chopping block. Before heading outside, Kaysar then had to pick a host for the event, and that person was… Chicken George? Okay, that’s Kaysar’s third major blunder in this game. Can’t he do anything right? I think that was more unforgivable than his nominations and the button-pressing fiasco combined!

The gang then headed into the backyard, which had been transformed into a cool little golf course. “I thought I was at Pebble Beach!” Boogie exclaimed to us. To be fair, he also thinks “Chill Town” and “Boogie” and armbands are all cool.

Chicken George then got to work introducing us to this event, and pretty much as soon as he opened up his mouth, I kid of wished he’d fall into one of those sand traps and not come back up until the end of the season. SHUT UP, CHICKEN GEORGE.

Well, the basic way this competition worked was that there was a hole on a green across the yard. Players had to hit an oversized golf ball with an oversized golf club. The closer they were to the hole, the fewer balls they had to put in their tube (you see, they each had tubes, and once those tubes filled up with seven balls, they’d be eliminated). Depending on where the ball landed, players had to put three, two, or one balls in their tube. And if they were really lucky, they could give a ball away to someone else. Balls balls balls balls balls.

Anyway, first up was Nakomis who promptly hit her ball right into a water trap. Three balls for her! Diane was next, and having learned absolutely nothing from Nakomis, she too hit the ball into the water. Three for her too! James managed to clear the water, but he hit too hard and earned three balls too. He then revealed to us that he wanted to throw the competition so he wouldn’t come off as super powerful again this season. Yeah… but… we need you to win the veto!

Kaysar then got up there and tried to real hard to hit the green, but… three balls for him too. Will was next, and guess what? Three freakin’ balls for him too! He then told us that he wasn’t accustomed to playing “Fred Flintstone club golf.” I didn’t really know what any of this had to do with Fred Flintstone — it’s not like they were using stegosaurus tails to hit giant rocks a pterodactyl. We would have gone with more of a Mario Golf comparison. J-Unit and I conferred, and even though we didn’t spend too much time on it, we felt that Kaysar was Wario, Boogie was Waluigi (or Toad — based on his sidekick nature), Marcellas was Yoshi, Erika was Princess Peach, Howie was Bowser, Nakomis was Birdo, Diane was Daisy, and James was Luigi. We still don’t know who Mario is though. And I guess Janelle would be a better Peach than Erika. It’s a flawed comparison. Like I said, we really didn’t think it through.

Anyway, finishing out the first round was Erika who managed to land her ball closer than everyone else, only incurring a mere two balls on the turn. Starting off the next round, Nakomis and Diane both hit into the same corner, earning three balls each. James also earned three more, and Kaysar, well, he focused super hard on his goal and chipped his ball with controlled power. Unfortunately, the ball hopped up a little bit and then rolled into the water trap before him. Three balls for him too… and another embarrassing blunder!

Will managed to only take on two balls on this turn, and Erika proved to be a whiz by landing super close to the hole. She actually got to give away one of her balls. She bestowed this gift onto Nakomis, who as a result, was then eliminated. Cool beans!

Diane started round three with a promising hit that landed on the green and then kept rolling. ELIMINATED. James had an impressive shot that only earned him one ball, but that was all he needed to reach seven, which meant he was out of the running too. Up next was Kaysar, who redeemed himself with a close shot that allowed him to give a ball away (Will was the lucky recipient of that). Then the good doctor whacked his golf ball way out of bounds, but somehow it bounced back on the course and landed pretty close to the pin. Not close enough, however, and he was eliminated. Erika, trying for the same strategy, slammed her golf ball towards the wall, but it bounced off a window awning and wound up landing right in the prime territory — allowing her to give a ball to Kaysar and eliminating him once and for all. That made Erika the unlikely victor of this competition, which was cool for her, but bad for us. Let’s be honest. She was never gonna use it.

After the commercial break, we found Diane grumbling that if Erika were smart, she’d use the Veto and shake up the whole house. Yeah, that’s nice. Don’t get your hopes up. Before any massive strategizing could happen, however, there was one more piece of business to attend to: Boogie’s birthday! Yay! And by “Yay”, I mean, “Eh.” Kaysar called the gang into the kitchen, and sitting right there on the table was Erika in a bikini with the words “Happy Birthday” written in whip cream on her thighs. Grrrrrowl! Joining her on the table were bottles of champagne, trays of sushi, and one massive chocolate cake. Of course, only half the people in the house could enjoy this fiesta, on account of the slop rules. Not a problem for Mike though. He jumped right in and licked up Erika’s legs, thus providing one of the more disturbing images of the evening. Meanwhile, Dr. Will taunted poor Howie with the promise of sushi, dangling the raw fish right by his mouth in an effort to make him jealous. Personally, I would have died. What would have happened had Howie suddenly popped that yellowtail into his mouth? Would he automatically have been on slop duty next week too?

If only that were Dr. Will…

Well, after we finished watching all the slop people grousing about the party they couldn’t partake in, we headed up to the HOH room where Marcellas and some BB6ers talked strategy. They all just sort of talked quietly until Marcellas finally put it out there: “Erika should use the veto, one of them [Chill Town] should go up, the house as a whole should take that person out.” THANK YOU. And if there was any doubt that this was the right course of action, James then entered the room and announced that Will, Mike, and the others were all in the hot tub talking shit about the season sixers. Bet you’re loving that deal now, huh Kaysar?

We then went down to the hot tub where Will and Mike were fanning the flames of discontent with the Kaysar crew. The guys talked about how much they loved Nakomis and Diane, trying to paint Kaysar as some raging asshole for putting them up on chopping block in the first place. They then said that someone from season six had to go next week, but this only further frustrated Nakomis and Diane as they felt powerless to do anything in their position. Diane even had to excuse herself from the party to walk away and calm down. She told us, “I feel like I’m in here with Charles Manson and his crew.” I guess that would make sense, especially if Charles Manson were very, very, very pale.

When Diane returned to the tub, the group continued to talk about how sucky the situation was, and Will finally decided that Kaysar should hear for himself what everyone was saying. I didn’t really see the point of this, but I liked where it was going. Chill Town then had his faithful lapdog Jase fetch the HOH, and because he seems to have no spine when it comes to Dr. Will, Kaysar happily went down to the hot tub to hear what he had to say.

Well, Dr. Will told Kaysar that no one wanted to Diane or Nakomis to go home. Maybe there was some other way for someone to go home instead. In a haughty, sarcastic, but deserving way, Kaysar then essentially asked who Will had in mind, and he was met with silence. Um… huh…

Kaysar then got up to leave, and suddenly Will called out, “I’ll go up.” It was a ballsy, brilliant move. If Kaysar didn’t take him up on it, he looked weak and powerless — like he was afraid to do it. If he did nominate Will, then he would have broken the stupid agreement AND given Will what he wanted. He was damned if he did, damned if he didn’t. Of course, the assumption here was that Kaysar had any control whatsoever over the veto, which he certainly did not. Either way, if he could get Erika to use the veto, I think Kaysar should have called Will’s bluff and put him up.

The HOH then returned to his room and reported everything to his gang. He claimed that Will was trying to be the martyr, the hero, the savior or Diane and Nakomis. Whatever. If he’s gonna be out of the house, who cares?

“I didn’t get played. I put him in his place,” Kaysar said proudly. No, Kaysar. You were completely played. Luckily, Marcellas saw the writing on the wall, and he passionately insisted that Erika must use the veto. “He threw down the gauntlet!” he yelled, but alas, I felt like it was too late. We were already nearing the end of the hour, and there had been no trace of discussion between Kaysar and Erika about using the Veto. This would not end well for Diane and Nakomis.

At the Veto ceremony, the two nominees gave standard, generic final pleas for amnesty, and in the end, Erika announced, “I actually have decided to –” (dramatic pause) “NOT use the Power of Veto at this time.” DOH! I hate the split infinitive fakeout!! Oh well. Looks like it’ll be curtains for one of the ladies on Thursday. Diane already was predicting gloom and doom. Her only hope was a miracle. “I wish for some stroke of hell freezing over that I’d get to stay,” she said, adding, “This way I can mix more metaphors. After all, people in glass houses shouldn’t have greener grass!”

What did you think about this episode? Should Erika have used the veto? And what did you think of Will’s dare? Good move? Did Kaysar do the right thing?

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1

chief113

Posted July 19, 2006 at 3:29 am

Yep. He did shoot his wad. I am actually rooting against him and his whole alliance because they don’t deserve to win. Maybe James, but that’s it.
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biancaneve

Posted July 19, 2006 at 3:38 am

Kaysar is an idiot – either Will or Boogie must go (preferably Boogie because I can’t stand those stupid headbands). The only reason everybody in the house is falling in line with Will and Boogie is because there is no one else to ally with. If Will or Boogie were out of the house, it would force the rest of the housemates to start acting on their own.
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Tony A.

Posted July 19, 2006 at 4:32 am

Ayayayayayayay! Kaysar gets worse as we go along. His “strategical” (sic) moves have landed him in the worst spot. Now even his own alliance disses and suspects him. Ah, well, now we’ll get to see him go soon. However, Chilltown should see the light and use him like the tool he is to strengthen their position and weaken the Seasix, no?

My favorite comment about Nakomis’ hair was Marcellas, when he said (I paraphrase) that Nakomis’ decisions about her exterior had been all bad, so…

Erika waffles too much. She could have come off as ballsy last night if she had pulled Diane out of the fire and nominated Boogie. That way she and Marcellas could have voted along with the Seasix and saved both girls, earning their support for a while. Her abstention made Will and Boogie look like geniuses.

Kaysar’s determined walk to face down Will was a bust. He succeeded only in inflating Will’s ego, trumped all the more by Will’s clever move of volunteering himself, knowing Kaysar had no chance to make it happen.

Where the hell was the Chenbot? Is this customary for Tuesday nights? I missed her!

But first, a small prediction (well, most people are thinking this already): The Seasix are now officially toast, unless they win HoH every week and manage to manipulate the veto once in a while. They need to strategize better and become less insular. However, the rest of the house see them as no-win because if they go against them they risk losing because of numbers. If they join them then they become prime targets themselves.

Except for Jase’s sentimental (BS) musings, it was a relief to not have to listen to him or Danielle, who now properly chastised kept her bazoo shut all night, except to offer a comment about the nominees’ week being “awful”.

Bye-bye, bitches!
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mistichristi

Posted July 19, 2006 at 4:43 am

Tony A,
The Chenbot is only on on Thursdays live show. I miss her also!

Will IS running the game not season six. After everything last night and they still didn’t put up Will it was just dumb, they shouldn’t waste time with Boogie they need to get Will out. He is doing exactly what he needs, fracturing season 6. Oh well, I still say a Will/Janey final 2 would be great. Also, they need to watch out for George. Nobody pays him any mind because they think he isn’t a threat, but isn’t that how some people win? Go Will!
5

3G_Phil

Posted July 19, 2006 at 4:54 am

Reading the recap, it hit me, Boogie is the Tom Arnold of this cast.

Did anyone else here Diane say “Scotch free” instead of scott free?
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silverss396chevelle

Posted July 19, 2006 at 5:26 am

Chill Town brought the “big red button” to the house this year….is it true Kasar was seen sitting in the HOH bedroom chanting “No Wammies! NO WAMMIES!”?
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TheEmancipationofGigi

Posted July 19, 2006 at 5:31 am

Diane needs to go. That whining last night was driving me nuts. Her comment along the lines of “everyone in here has a CAREER and all..” was hilarious.

Agreed that Kaysar made a huge mistake, and Dr. Will’s move was saavy. I don’t quite think he’s there yet, though. I’m interested in what Danielle is going to do. Did you notice how she was about 10 feet away from everyone else, just watching what was going on??? I think, especially now that Dr. Will has a big target on his back, that Danielle may be the one to rally the non-S6′ers against season 6.

And I laugh everytime Jase talks about his “showmance” from his season. Boy, is that there understatement of the show.
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anw821

Posted July 19, 2006 at 5:32 am

Kaysar takes his finger off the button once again! I was glad to see him win HOH. I thought he might be smart enough and have the sack to put up Will and Boogie. I hoped Kaysar had some back door strategy to take out Will or Boogie after his lame nominations. NOPE!

Kaysar acted like he pulled off some sort of wizardry by nominating Nakomis and Diane and making the deal with Boogie and Will. What a tool! James new Boogie and Will wouldn’t stick to any deal they made, but Kaysar thought he was too smart to have to include Janey, Howey and James in his decision making process. I was surprised those three knew nothing of the deal Kaysar made with Chilltown. At least James and Janey might have been able to talk him out of such a stupid move.

I used to like Kaysar. Like someone has already stated, he was easy to like in BB6 because the ‘Frienship Alliance’ aka Nerd Herd, was so easy to hate. I’m completely down on Kaysar. I still want Janey to win BBAS, but I hope Will or Boogie win HOH this week and send Kaysar home, FOR THE 3RD TIME. Then I hope Janey wins HOH, because I know she’ll do what Kaysar should have done, which is put Chilltown on the block.

Boogie said he and Will will be running the house soon. They already are!
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Shoe-In

Posted July 19, 2006 at 6:33 am

Howie is an ass. That comment about Nakomis was completely uncalled for. He reminds me every week of the obnoxious frat boys in college, and why I hated those four years.

Since when is Marcellas aligned with the season sixers ? Did I miss something in a previous episode. And why is no one (Chilltown, et. al.) calling him out on it ?
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Lyndsay

Posted July 19, 2006 at 6:43 am

I hate to see everyone so down on Kaysar. I know he appears to be an idiot right now, but I really think he has a plan. I think that CBS is deliberately not showing us Kaysar’s strategy just to confuse us. Seriously, how much did Kaysar actually talk on last night’s episode? Very little.
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JasonR

Posted July 19, 2006 at 6:47 am

3G_Phil (#5), yes I also heard Diane say “scotch free”. If she doesn’t win BB she could always be President with her butchery of the English language.

My second favorite moment was during Jase & James’s heart to heart when both proclaimed that they were totally different people from when the played the game last time. Really James, you’ve become a totally different person in the last nine months? I know if they’re cameras on you 24/7 you’re going to get caught saying some stupid shit, but jeez.

I am only rooting for Kaysar at this point to the extent he offers some safety in numbers to Janey and James. Those two and Will (and maybe Marcellus) are the only ones who have shown me anything that would make me think they are deserving of winning.
12

switz

Posted July 19, 2006 at 6:48 am

Lyndsay(#10)….Are you Kaysar’s sister? Either that, or you are drinking his kool-aid. He clearly shit the bed this week. I think we all got caught up in his hype last season….but he is clearly showing weakness now. I get a kick out of how he tried to call-out Will in the first episode (“don’t get to comfortable Will”), but since that time, he has shown how scared he is to face him head-on. My feeling is that the first person in the house to nominate Will, automatically get support from all others (except boogie, of course) because they have shown the balls it takes to be a leader.
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TheSecretary

Posted July 19, 2006 at 6:52 am

Gigi (#7) – I am right there with you on Diane, all that boo-hooing and whinging on had me hoping for a surprise Tuesday night eviction.

Shoe-In (#9) – I think Marcellas and Janelle are friends on the outside; he worshipped her last year on House Calls.
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Terence

Posted July 19, 2006 at 6:59 am

Kaysar should’ve threw Will & Boogie in. There eventually going to go after him. Idiot. Secondly, why was everyone being so mean to Nakomis? She dyed her hair big deal. No need to say her face is ugly. I’ve been to New York and seen plenty worse with tatoos, piercings, etc. If only I were in that house to smash that cake in Boogie’s face. If I can’t eat no one can!!!
15

America's Next Top Fan

Posted July 19, 2006 at 7:13 am

Kaysar,

Margaret Cho called, she wants her pussy back & you should give it to her.

Talk about no balls. This guy is literally terrified of Chill Town. I’m so glad Marcellas called him out on his BS strategy. Something S6 should have done.

When your primary enemy says put me up. Put his ass up and vote him out.

I hope Kaysars actions are not BB Producer driven. Because if he’s following their orders to make this entertaining while not voting out Will it’s making him look like a big big big dickwad.

Kaysar, Ms. Cho is at the front door…
16

lickitysplit

Posted July 19, 2006 at 8:19 am

Kaysar is scared of Will, period. His comments about wanting to “shake things up” are ridiculous.

If Janelle and James are smart, they’ll make a deal with Chilltown, Erika, Danielle and Marcellas, and manipulate both ends. There is no way Howie is going to win this thing, so they need to drop him like a bad habit. Kaysar had the potential to be king of the house, but he blew it big time.

I think that Chicken George and Danielle are both playing smart. They are laying low, and letting everyone battle it out. Yes, I am pro-Chicken George, I’ll admit it. I just hope that he’s smart enough to let everyone use him the whole game, and then finally turn on them all.

I love you, Big Brother!
17

masmith103

Posted July 19, 2006 at 8:59 am

Kaysar is the BIGGEST loser of BB so far no? Has anyone else been voted out twice? I guess we can just wait for the third vote to set the record really solid. Kaysar is the real chicken in that house. George should loan him his necklace. I think America should rally to get him yanked from the show. No more playing for him. He’s too stupid. At least Howie is entertaining sometimes. Kaysar is one of those that thinks he’s too complicated for the common person to understand, he’s above everyone else intellectually. That may be the case but why aren’t we seeing any of that here? Hmmm??? You may not ever be in the position of power ever again on this show, you can’t guarantee ANYTHING so why wouldn’t you put up your fiercest competition for elimination. I was hoping for some other plan of action but just like I feared NOTHING. He is as boring and as chicken shit as we all were afraid he was. I hope he goes away soon.
18

slogan1001

Posted July 19, 2006 at 9:13 am

Did anyone else noticed Diane saying that she would get off “scotch free?”
19

Craig C

Posted July 19, 2006 at 9:19 am

Chicken George? No, Chicken Kaysar is more apt.

Grow some stones, boy!

I would have pushed hard for Erika to use the veto just to take Will up on his “offer”.

I am getting the impression that Will is resigned that even if he made it to the final two he wouldn’t win the money so he kinda wants to leave sooner rather than later. Maybe I am reading too much into his schtick though.
20

J Unit

Posted July 19, 2006 at 9:22 am

I think Kaysar had a lot to prove this week and he did a good job…of proving that he is completely scared of Dr. Will. As you’ve seen happen already, Dr. Will gets protection from Kaysar and then goes about his business campaigning against him. If anybody other than S6 gets HoH next week, they will nominate Kaysar, and everybody in the house will be thankful for it. The floaters have an excuse because Kaysar said he was going after them, and honestly Will and Mike boogie can backstab Kaysar, and the floaters would still be happy.

Kaysar should have let Will come to him to make the deal, and he should have said that he wanted a guarantee not to vote for him as well as an assurance not to nominate.

Now, I could be completely wrong and if Kaysar’s plan comes through in the end, I will be the first to praise his genius. However, if the goal of your HoH week is to take your biggest rival out of the house without making yourself a bigger target, it looks to me like Kaysar loses on both accounts. Say what you will about that pasty bastard Dr. Will, but he intimidated Kaysar out of the game.

I am praying that Jannelle can pull another miracle, or even Howie (who was smarter than Kaysar this week) or James.
21

Lubin Odana

Posted July 19, 2006 at 9:27 am

How many more weeks of that dolt Chicken George must we suffer?

If the S6 alliance had had any sense, they would have got rid of Will last week and Mike this week. They are going to have to tackle “Chilltown” at some point, so they may as well get it over with while they are still 4-up. The game may play out differently, but Kaysar is coming off as a poor strategician – looking afraid of his enemies and making himself unpopular on the outside. Surely he should be thinking of the “bigger” game once he leaves the house, where his popularity could translate into advertising endorsements. At this rate, the only endorsement the show will create is Dr Will for botox.
22

Cantstandya

Posted July 19, 2006 at 9:27 am

Yes, Scotch Free was an excellent phrase turned by Diane. Now we know who helps write Prez Bush’s speeches.

I am officially off the Kaysar bandwagon. He was weak to avoid putting up Chilltown, and he played right into Will’s hands by going down and talking to him about saving one of the two nominees.

Idiot.
23

scorpiella

Posted July 19, 2006 at 9:29 am

I don’t think this is a spoiler since the episode has already aired, but Kaysar did have control over the veto. Erika went to him and asked if she should use the veto and he said no. I loved, loved, loved Kaysar last year but I am so over him.
24

Tony A.

Posted July 19, 2006 at 9:33 am

AW, Gawd, I just reviewed last night’s episode and Kaysar looks like even more of a dumb ass the second time around. Poor “Strategical” decisons have made him the goat. I don’t think Chilltown even needs to bother with him as he lost the faith of the Seasix with his dumbass “deal” with Boogie and Will. What was he thinking? He’s scared, that’s what! And, if you think about it, with the interest Erika showed in him before, he could have tried to get her to use the veto and save one of the girls so he could have put up one of the Chilltowners. But, nooooo, he wants to make “deals”. Useless.
25

stupid

Posted July 19, 2006 at 9:52 am

Chilltown consists of the guy who was so obnoxious he was the 4th-evicted in his season and another guy who is famous for throwing competitions. I just don’t get the threat of these two.

Erika was too scared to use the veto. That wasn’t an option. It seems Chilltown wants people to do the work for them, but all of them are too afraid to make bold moves.

Nakomis was going after S6, and she was the only one left with the balls to try it. Alison was booted for the same thing. Danielle & Erika are scared puppies. CT are losers who won’t make any moves on their own. Chicken George is too retarded to do anything in the game. Marcellas is friends with Janelle. That leaves Jase, Nakomis, and Diane. Nakomis is the most dangerous of the three.
26

The_Brain

Posted July 19, 2006 at 10:08 am

If you guys had the live feeds you would have heard the reasoning behind Kaysar’s decision. I too thought Kaysar was a moron for not going after ChillTown but when he explained his reasoning it was obvious he has studied strategy. His strategy was damn good and it was working. I say “was” because he has since done something to fuck it up. Oh well.
This game may change but people never do. When Kaysar is playing with his brain he can make good decisions, the guy is very smart and educated but when he gets emotional he makes mistakes. Remember last season that he was so obssessed with getting James out that he got tunnel vision and could not see that the nerd herd were the bigger threat. He’s doing it again. I won’t give any details cause I don’t want to spoil it for you but people that had faith in Kaysar, don’t give up on him yet. He just may pull this off.
27

jeff

Posted July 19, 2006 at 10:12 am

I caught “scotch free” too – guess we know what Diane is missing.

I actually thought that Chicken George did a good job of running the golf game. It shouldn’t have been played straight, and it wasn’t. When it comes to corny, CG is Nebraska.
28

Tony A.

Posted July 19, 2006 at 10:21 am

OK, # 26 (The_Brain), please explain why Kaysar’s original resoning made sense and how it all went South, please. I never saw any sense in his decision and it seems no one else does, either, including TVG!
29

stupid

Posted July 19, 2006 at 10:25 am

*SLIGHT SPOILER REMOVED*

Just to play it safe, keep the discussion in the Forums if it’s happened in the house and hasn’t shown up on TV, especially when it concerns possible outcomes on Thursday!-J
30

anw821

Posted July 19, 2006 at 10:53 am

(#25) You asked and answered your own question. Chilltown is a threat because they can get people to work for them. There wasn’t a person around that hot tub last night that won’t go after a BB6er if they win HOH. Chilltown will have manipulated all of them into doing that.

I don’t think Janey is too afraid to make bold moves. She wasn’t able to in week 1 because she had to share the HOH decisions with Jase. Given the opportunity, she’d have used the veto last night no matter what Kaysar wanted her to do and if she wins HOH again, with Chilltown still around, one of them is going home.

As far as Erica, I don’t think she was too scared to use the veto. As much as I wanted her to use it, she made a smart move by not using it. Using it wouldn’t have bought her anything but a big target on her back. Besides, it would have made her new love interest mad, King Kaysar. Isn’t she like 11 years older than him? KooKooKachoo Mrs. Robinson!
31

Phenom

Posted July 19, 2006 at 10:53 am

I can’t believe how over hyped Dr. Will is..How his high school psych bullshit is fooling everone into thinking he is this super genius is beyond me. The floaters are the best people to vote out now because they ALWAYS wind up winning the game. Of course you want to keep the assholes around. Nominating Will and Boogie would have been the obvious thing to do. People like Nakomis and Diane are very dangerous to keep around because they are fairly likeable and can coast to the end…I haven’t seen this much discussion of strategy ever on BB.
32

sparky

Posted July 19, 2006 at 11:10 am

All in all a very upsetting episode.
33

Greg

Posted July 19, 2006 at 11:12 am

#17-

Don’t forget Marcellas’ friend Amy from Season 3, who was evicted, then voted back into the house by her fellow houseguests, and eventually evicted again.

But Kaysar has the chance to be the only houseguest in history to be evicted THREE times. And after his performance this week, I sure hope he does.
34

stupid

Posted July 19, 2006 at 11:16 am

anw821, I actually meant that the people in the hot tub are the ones trying to throw the HOH competitions. All of them are wary of Dr. Will, who was also trying to get Erika to use the Veto. I don’t expect anyone to really go for HOH next week except the S6 folks, Marcellas, Diane or Nakomis, and maybe Jase (although this will totally throw off his current game). They are all pretty certain that Will & Boogie are doomed next week, so why would they put themselves in harms way?
35

sparky

Posted July 19, 2006 at 11:32 am

It doesn’t matter to me if Will goes now or much later, although I don’t think his manipulations necessarily make for an exciting season.

I’m more concerned that the people I do like are either mute or powerless or appear to be very very stupid.
36

jack

Posted July 19, 2006 at 12:09 pm

just to cut kaysar a break since he’s been amply chastened here for being a pussy, let’s turn our attention to jase, who nauseated us with his annoyingly paradoxical whining about how much he misses his soon-to-be-step-daughter (can anyone remember the last person we had to hear that shit from? that’s right–the infamous eric ‘cappy’ littman).

but it got worse: when dr. will, reclining in the hot-tub like some sort of pasty post-modern nero, directed his proles to summon kaysar for an audience with the true king, which pathetic douchebag shuffled up to the HOH room and sheepishly told kaysar that lord kirby, 2nd earl of evil, requested his presence? that’s right–our favorite torso-shaving, mandanna-wearing repressed homo himself, one-time ‘bad boy’ jase.

i can only imagine how amused dr. will is at how easily he can manipulate all of these idiots. pretty soon, boogie and jase will be leg-wrestling over who gets to clean will’s dishes or rub some of that SPF 2000 suntan lotion on his translucent torso.

as for diane–come on, honey. give up the pity party. if you’re so worried about money, why don’t you ask boogie and will for a job bartending or waiting tables at one of their restaurants? a cute girl like diane can make an easy $ 500 a week even in a dive bar–wasn’t that what she was doing before BB anyway? we also know from her ‘modeling’ portfolio online that she’s cool with nudity, so there’s always the stripper option–every strip joint needs at least one girl with natural tits. seems like a decent option for diane, since, as j-unit mentioned, she already tried the sugar-daddy thing, and we all know how that worked out.
37

Phenom

Posted July 19, 2006 at 12:33 pm

WIll and Booger have ALWAYS been lame. Just because Season 2 was populated with dumbasses doesn’t make you a freakin’ genius. And Booger is too old for the “white homeboy” act. But I would keep their asses around just to suffer and to show them that they aren’t that smart. Why so many people are scared of him amazes me. I don’t think Kaysar is scared of Will at all and he shouldn’t be. It’s just so goddamn sad so many of the other houseguests are. Wills whole game is telling you how stupid you are and getting you to believe it. Beyond that, he has no physical game and his mind games are basic at best..The only reason he’s any threat at all is because people PERCEIVE him to be one.
38

tikilights

Posted July 19, 2006 at 12:43 pm

Chill out, it’s only week 2. If Kaysar did this in week 7 I would be chewing him out too, but it’s so early, no one can predict what will happen.
39

sparky

Posted July 19, 2006 at 12:56 pm

yes, tikilights, you’re completely right. only week 2. I was panicking there for a minute.
40

chronic

Posted July 19, 2006 at 1:03 pm

I dunno, I think it’s hard to judge Kaysar based on the episodes alone. I read conflicting things about the feeds, but in general I don’t really think it matters what order Season 6 goes after people. Going after the heavy hitters backfired last year, so I can understand Kaysar wanting to try a different tact. But still, I can’t see a huge revenge factor if once of CT gets knocked out.

But, I agree that Will is totally overrated, so I can see that perhaps he doesn’t see him as a huge threat at the mo. I wouldn’t go so far as to say Kaysar put him in his place at the hot-tub pow-wow, but the pasty one did look quite vulnerable with his huminah-huminah reponse, and his took-too-long-for-it offer of martyrdom to me only made him look that much weaker.
41

dent

Posted July 19, 2006 at 1:04 pm

I know we all like to make fun of Dr. Will’s lack of tan, but he is a dermatologist. He has to be pasty to preach it to his patients. And as far as Boogie, how did this tool get so popular to own restaurants with? He’s got his name in a bunch of famous places. I don’t get it.
42

chronic

Posted July 19, 2006 at 1:08 pm

Should add too, conceding some power to CT probably will help take the some of the heat off S6, trick will be to maintain a balance, without letting CT run away with it.
43

juddfan

Posted July 19, 2006 at 1:09 pm

Actually seems like Dr. Will is creating rifts, yet not being so obvious. I like that Marcellas and Janey are buds, and it’s about time someone saw stregnth in joining the numbers. Can’t help but join the King Whimpy band wagon, he was so pussified at the pool side, then boasting in the room, lame . . . when Will offered, why didn’t KW say, “Okay, Erika, take off one and I’ll put him up. that would have been safe for Erika, saved one of the girls and gotten a back door for the Dr in one move . . . is it me!?

I almost hope the seasix join chill town and turn on Kaysar, but only almost . . .

what is it with the headbands and chill town, etc, soo incredibly lame and they act like trendsetting fashion plates . . . is it me!? again . . .

And poor Diane . . . what an appealing show for her future rich husband . . . how truly he’ll believe in her love . . .
44

JasonR

Posted July 19, 2006 at 1:33 pm

Makes sense that Janey is becoming friends with Marcellus. Last season she was (at least at first) friends with Beau, who was basically just a lame, poor-man’s Marcellus, minus the personality and humor.

Hey, Jack (#36): Diane’s “modeling portfolio”?? How about a link, bro?
45

juddfan

Posted July 19, 2006 at 1:47 pm

JasonR, good recall, I’m really finding it hard to remember all the other people and who did what, etc. I actually was thinking Nakomis was a sea six–I know I know, I did like her hair, best color I’ve seen her do, and, if I think of her as a Chrissie Hynde, she can be appealing.

I also thought chicken George was a good host, not like I’m a fan–perhaps he should approach the sea six and be a mole . . .
46

JasonR

Posted July 19, 2006 at 1:55 pm

I also gotta say, how great is this “All Star” season so far? There is something fun about a new season where we as the audience are just getting to know the houseguests and figure out who we’re rooting for, but for this season we, and the houseguests, really jump in full-bore. It was probably at least a month into last season before we saw this kind of heated debate about strategy, and here we are in the thick of it already. It’s going to be a great summer.
47

AppleBlossom

Posted July 19, 2006 at 2:03 pm

I’m pretty bored so far. Maybe it’s just this week, but I feel like the biggest thing to shake up the house is the slop for food. I am still addicted to BB and will keep watching, but I would like to it get more exciting.

I agree that George tends to fly under the radar and when the HGs have the attitude that they shouldn’t waste a week on him, he might just make it to the end. I think he’s boring and about as bright as Howie (although much nicer), but he is a threat just because others don’t think he is a threat and ignore him. I also think he did a pretty good job hosting the veto competition.

I liked Will in Season 3. Maybe it’s because I was still a teenager and thought he was really cute, but I thought he played the game well, though he became an asshole by the end. I don’t like him this season because his ego is annoying. However, I do agree with dent in that enough with the pasty white jokes. We get it, he has fair skin. As a healthcare provider myself (and someone who has to frequently reapply my SPF 50 not to burn — I like my red hair but hate the sensitivity of the skin I got with it), I actually respect Will for practicing what he preaches. Yes, he looked better before the Botox and with darker skin, but he is doing what he recommends to his patients in order to prevent future ugly and unhealthy abnormalities.

I was a huge fan of Kaysar last year. He seemed really nice, really smart, and really good looking. All he’s got going for him this year is a pretty face.

I hope something exciting happens tomorrow night — like Will or Marcellas as HoH — because my attention is starting to falter.
48

Mgue

Posted July 19, 2006 at 2:22 pm

I am a HUGE fan of Kaysar, and I’ve kept faith in him all week – but after much thought and watching the live feeds… I think his goose is cooked! First of all, his deal with Chilltown wasn’t really a deal. He told them it was, but he insists its a fake deal. He made a mistake in not telling his allies, because it made them nervous and left him explaining after the fact. He should have made sure everyone was on the same page, and now I worry he’s lost important numbers in Marcellus and Danielle and even Erika.
He nominated Nakomis & Diane to see if Chilltown would rally to keep Diane, thus proving there is a Mr. & Mrs. Smith alliance. If there is, he’d vote out Diane and make Nakomis a deal that she could stay if she went after Chilltown. Problem is, he’s taken for granted that Nakomis will want to help him after evicting her one & only friend in the house. Allowing her to stay isn’t worth much when you’re the one who nominated her! Plus, the others see Nakomis as a bigger threat and want her gone – so Kaysar can’t even convince his own people to keep Nakomis!

Kaysar should have kept his allies informed before acting, he should have acted in the interest of the team instead of playing his own game, and he should have told Erika to use the veto to nominate Will. Now, he’s let Will totally control the situation by making Kaysar look like a bad guy for not taking Will up on his offer to leave the house.

I’m rooting for James, whose done the best job of separating himself from the S6. Janelle who I also love seems to have lost her mind because she trusts JASE so that’s disappointing. I’m also rooting for Marcellus, cuz he’s the only one who sees thru people and seems to know what he is talking about!!!
49

B-Side

Posted July 19, 2006 at 2:24 pm

So here’s the big question: is Dr. Will an evil mastermind genius? Or is Kaysar’s recent stupidity just making him look so?
50

dmbislove

Posted July 19, 2006 at 2:37 pm

Appleblossom-Don’t waste your money on SPF 50. Anything after 30 is just a marketing ploy.

I refuse to turn my back on Kayser, and I am surprised so many of you are only in the second week! Come on, things change on this show in a heartbeat. I just don’t see the whole intimidating Will factor either. He isn’t scary, and he hasn’t done anything to make me think otherwise. And please don’t get me started on Boogie.
51

dmbislove

Posted July 19, 2006 at 2:41 pm

B Side- He is definitely not an evil mastermind genius. Kayser made an unwise decision, but I’m sure there are reasons for what he did, which hopefully we will see on Thursday.
52

AppleBlossom

Posted July 19, 2006 at 2:44 pm

Is Will evil? Maybe — on this show, he doesn’t seem to care for anyone but himself. I wouldn’t be surprised if he turned on Mike. A genius — no. He is able to raise suspicion and doubt in people, but he only comes across as a genius because he thinks he is and plays the role of one. I think people in that house are just really gullable.
53

Phenom

Posted July 19, 2006 at 2:46 pm

Kaysar’s side has the numbers. the only thing stupid here is everybody second guessing him. It doesn’t matter who goes or what order… Will and Boogie can go out at anytime. They aren’t really good at any challenges as there are better physical players in the game than either of those 2 morons..Diane and Nakomis were already going to gun for the season 6 people anyway(Nakomis at least).. So even if they took Will out this week what’s going to stop the other people from going against them? Nothing. I don’t think Kaysar made a blunder at all, he just didn’t make the obvious choice.
54

juddfan

Posted July 19, 2006 at 2:55 pm

I wonder if King Whimpy had put up chill town who would be the one to go for the non seasixer’s–do they need a King of their own in the Dr., or do they also see him as a threat.

I used to think Kaysar was good looking, but he looks like a bum this season. Why isn’t there an all-star hairdresser in there–soooo needed!

As to Boogie–still my least favorite of all-time, just a poser goof with no taste, I don’t get it, but when he was in the jack shack (ew!) they must have edited the sound, cause I didn’t hear him crying, “oh Will, Will Will Will!!!”
55

sparky

Posted July 19, 2006 at 2:58 pm

Still in the Kaysar fanclub, but I think he did make a mistake. At least according to the way the episode played out, it seemed like it was (in Marcellas’s phrase from BB3) “the will of the house” to get rid of either Will or Mike this week. If it doesn’t matter in what order your opponents leave, why not go with what the house wants?

But I think the editing of the show takes too much out of context. We never really get from Kaysar his strategy. I’m sure there was something from the live feeds or diary room they could have shown us that would clue us in better, so we wouldn’t be second guessing him like this.
56

anniedawg25

Posted July 19, 2006 at 3:01 pm

***LOL*** that pic of James looks like he’s pitching and ENORMOUS tent! HELLO! ha ha ha

well, I missed last night’s ep due to work. (damn THE MAN)But after I watch it on CBS.com I will come back with my 2 cents!!

PS I am very excited that CBS posts entire epidodes for free on the web! No commercials!
57

Redhead

Posted July 19, 2006 at 3:22 pm

Enough with trying to figure out if Kaysar made a wrong move…the house guest who really made the wrong move this week was Erika.

I got the heebie jeebies when she readily allowed Boogie to lap up that birthday message on her thighs. In BB history we’ve witnessed the naughty peanut butter bikinis (Season 3), and the edible bikini (Season 4)…but cunilingus on the kitchen table?! Sure Erika, you’ve been without a man’s touch since you broke up with Josh, but allowing Mike Boogie so close to your ho-hah? Seriously?
58

Dugg

Posted July 19, 2006 at 3:37 pm

You guys act like it would be that much different if he put W&B up. Season 6 has a target on their back and everyone knows it. The real question is how many will be booted before they move on to the next threat. Kayser is setting himself to be one of the last two as is James.

What Kayser should have done is trap Will at the pool by saying ok and put him up only if he agreed to volunteer to leave in front of everyone. He also should have had Will name who he would have replaced.
59

Pie

Posted July 19, 2006 at 4:46 pm

I was getting so aggravated reading the above comments that I couldn’t even finish them, so I may be repeating a few things. This is the first year that I’ve watched the live feeds, and it’s amazing how much you learn when you watch them. The editors of this show are complete idiots, because they are leading the audience in the wrong direction and turning them against Kaysar, of all people.

For those of you who don’t keep up with the live feeds, here’s what’s REALLY going on:

While Janelle was still HOH, she found out that Jase and Diane formed an alliance before even coming into the house. You probably won’t hear about it on the show, but they call themselves “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”. I know, they’re idiots. She also found out that Jase is most likely in alliance with Willboogie. Therefore, one can conclude that there is a bigger alliance than just the two members of Chill Town. The houseguests WERE NOT surprised that there were so many Season 6 players in the house, so they came prepared. By putting up Willboogie, Kaysar would not be taking down Chill Town, he would be effectively turning the whole house against him.

Secondly, Will IS NOT running the house, and Kaysar IS NOT afraid of him. Again, I wish everyone could see the live feeds and know what is really going on. Will planned the whole hot tub thing way ahead of time, and everyone in the house could see that he was trying to play the hero. He was trying to make it look like Kaysar was a bad guy for putting up Diane and Nakomis, and he would sacrifice himself to make it right. Bullshit. Everyone knows that Will isn’t going anywhere for anybody, and after it happened, everyone talked about what an ass Will was for trying to pull it off.

So, here’s what Kaysar was trying to do with his nominations. First, he wanted to keep Willboogie around so that they could make total asses of themselves and alienate everyone in the house. That has worked like a charm. The other night when they all sat around and drank, Willboogie completely offended everyone. Janelle’s comment about not liking Boogie anymore was just the tip of the iceberg.

Second, he wanted to force all of the floaters to choose sides, which they have. Erika and Marcellas are with BB6 (at least, as far as we know), and Diane, Jase, Chicken George and Nakomis are with Willboogie. By the way B-Side, Erika told Kaysar that she would use the veto if he wanted her to, but that would have negated the whole point of his nominations.

Lastly, I would like to point out that Kaysar DID NOT make a real deal with Willboogie. Everyone from BB6 was in on the whole thing, and the point of it was to make it look like Willboogie was selling out the floaters (aka his alliance). Kaysar knew that no matter what sort of deal they made, Willboogie would never live up to their end of the bargain, being the dirty players that they are. Janelle only had doubts about the deal after James started whispering in her ear that Kaysar was only out for himself. Janelle gave Kaysar the cold shoulder for about a day and then they talked through it and she was back on board. Howie, on the other hand, never forgot the plan and stuck by Kaysar the whole time.

People can say whatever they want about Kaysar’s plan, but he made more progress in this one week than anyone else will probably make for the rest of the game. I’m not saying that his plan was perfect, because obviously it backfired in a few ways, but you CANNOT call him a coward.
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Phenom

Posted July 19, 2006 at 4:56 pm

“I’m not saying that his plan was perfect, because obviously it backfired in a few ways, but you CANNOT call him a coward.”

Pie, Your post is dead on. Kaysar is probably the ONLY one playing a real game right now…Sure he made mistakes, but if he had put up Will and boogie, he would have done what everyone expected…What the hell is the point of playing a game where you have to outsmart people if you are going to just do the obvious?
61

Ed

Posted July 19, 2006 at 5:00 pm

OK, here’s the potential genius aspect to Kaysar’s brain farts: the others will see him as so pathetically weak that they will want to carry him to the end. Clearly, he is a moron. One thing he isn’t: a threat.

How he refuses to believe that the entire house is against BB6 is beyond understanding. So what does he do? He noms two folks who have no natural alliance and allows the whole of the house to coalesce against him and BB6.

After this week, it’s 9-4 against BB6 from here on out. If James was smart, he’d make it 10-3.
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CrazyTrain

Posted July 19, 2006 at 5:53 pm

B-Side, how could you forget to mention that after the veto ceremony, Howie was rubbing Will’s neck, and Will sure didn’t mind!
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Phenom

Posted July 19, 2006 at 6:23 pm

“So what does he do? He noms two folks who have no natural alliance and allows the whole of the house to coalesce against him and BB6.”

It’s already been said that Diane is in a pre game alliance with Jase, and Nakomis was gunning for BB6 from the very beginning. The house was mostly against BB6 from the very beginning.
The fact that so many people disagree with what Kaysar did shows me he did the right thing. First of all there isn’t that many REAL stategic players in the house anyway and second, look at the backlash..They are 2 players that have the potentail to coast right to the end of the game..Like Diane did in her season. I can’t believe how many people refuse to see this….
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JasonR

Posted July 19, 2006 at 7:23 pm

Pie (#59), thanks for that enlightening summary of what has really been going on, which I don’t think veered into spoiler territory. A good reminder to all of us that BB is two games: what’s really going on vs. what narrative the editors want us to see. It’s obvious Kaysar is somewhat intelligent and would have to have learned a few lessons from last season. Clearly there is more to what is going on than what the editors choose for us to see 3 hours a week. Everyone let’s not get hysterical here. I think there’s enough evidence that Kaysar may have some idea what he’s doing that I’m going to temper my earlier condemnation and reserve judgment. Can’t wait for tomorrow!
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J Unit

Posted July 19, 2006 at 8:32 pm

As somebody who watches the Live Feeds, I don’t see it the same way. The Mr. and Mrs. Smith alliance could be real or could not be real. Whatever the case, why do you fear an alliance of a person who was so famously backdoored and another who was duped into thinking a boy would take her to the end only to be doublecrossed by that boy?

And why exactly were people going to mourn the loss of Chilltown? Because the floaters are happy that Kaysar is targeting the floaters? The only person who can sell out the floaters is Kaysar BECAUSE HE IS HOH. Dr. Will only needs do one thing to get the floaters on his side anyway, and that’s to nominate Kaysar as soon as he or Boogie is in power.

You have an interesting interpretation of events, but it is by no means the only viewpoint or necessarily the correct one. There is a whole group of people who have come up with the idea that Kaysar is in a secret alliance with Dr. Will. Coming on and saying that you know more because you watch the Live Feeds and assuming nobody else does does not bolster your argument.

Nominations do not have to be complicated and full of scenarios to work. Sometimes, the simplest scenario is the one that works (LIKE KEEPING YOUR HAND ON THE FUCKING BUTTON).
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slutty_whore

Posted July 19, 2006 at 9:08 pm

Pie,
I appreciate your interpretation of the events of the live feeds, but I have to respectfully disagree. The reason for my disagreement is simply this: When Kaysar made his nominations, he indicated that he respected Nakomis’ game from S5 and nominated Diane, to take away a vote from Nakomis? If, by your post, he was going after Jase/Diane, why didn’t he just nominate Jase/Diane?

Kaysar needs to realize that James, in this case, was correct. He could have lured Nak and Diane to his side and then take out one of the CT members. It seems to me that Kaysar’s agenda is to prove he isn’t a dumbass, and he just winds up making things worse because he is thinking too far ahead and losing track of the task at hand.

And, as a side note, I think as a board, we need to realize that there is a difference between a floater and someone who waits to make a move! A floater is someone (LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE HOUSE) who does nothing to further their game. Monica, Cowboy, Lisa, and Bunky allowed their gameplay to be determined by others and were carried to their respective places in the house.

In their own ways, all of the people who made it in the house for All-Stars participated in and contributed to household strategy. It is just sad that either Nakomis or Diane will go home, but Diane backed into a corner is the Diane I like to see and rear her ugly head!
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Andrew

Posted July 19, 2006 at 10:27 pm

This has probably been said before, but did anyone know that TVgasm is mentioned on wikipedia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julie_Chen
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Tony A.

Posted July 20, 2006 at 4:55 am

But first!
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JasonR

Posted July 20, 2006 at 7:36 am

While getting ready for work with the “Today” show in the background, I heard Natalie Morales bust out with at least one “but first.” Not bad but just not the same.
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Publick Skool-Boy

Posted July 20, 2006 at 10:05 am

Okay, I see a lot of “Will isn’t that scary” and “Why is everyone afraid of Will” comments.

Let me just say that Will is scary because he is able to glide right through Big Brother. Which he did in BB2 AND WON. He’s not a floater, but everyone seems to let him hang around because they think they’ll be safe with him sitting next to them at the end.

Plus he has a lacky! Boogie (I seriously HATE him. I keep hoping the Chenbot will dance on his face with her drill bit mod from episode 1) Anyway, Boogie, headbands and all, is working FOR Will like a little monkey, and people think that if they get rid of Boogie Will is powerless, but that isn’t true. There are other weakminded tools in the house such as Erika, Diane, Howie and the king of them all George.

Will is scary because for some reason people just never want to toss his ass out even when handed the opportunity.
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MrsC

Posted July 20, 2006 at 10:18 am

Whoa, thanks Andrew (Post# 67) I’ve never seen the Chen Bot pre plastic surgery before. OMG whatta difference!!!

And I can’t believe she is only 36. I really thought she was in her 40′s.
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c-rock

Posted July 20, 2006 at 11:11 am

Hi! I thought Chicken George was very good as a host, also (surprisingly so).
What’s with the Diane/wacky weed comments? Is she into it or something? Kewl!
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beachbound

Posted July 20, 2006 at 2:37 pm

Let me just say…I love Will. What he has done is created a character for himself. He’s hilarious.

B-side…I loved your split infinitive comment about Erika.