Oh, wait. That’s Public Enemy. My bad.
We’ve got new BB8 info for you and a whole new way for you to participate in TVGasm’s summer of Big Brother this year! Read on to find out.
For those of you that don’t know yet, this year, the houseguests are going to be pairs of worst enemies. Some of them, at least. I know if I were stuck in the Big Brother house with my worst enemy (who, at this juncture, happens to be a large bengal tiger. It’s a long story, but it involves a bull whip, a wooden chair, and a plate of ground round), I would be a little nervous. I mean, think about it:
Julie Chen: “So, Large Bengal Tiger, how are you dealing with being trapped in a house with your worst enemy?”
Bengal Tiger: (Growls, then mauls closest houseguest beyond recognition)
But first! There’s more than just the “worst enemies” thing. They’re also introducing something called “America’s Player” this year, which is like America’s Choice, but gives us more to do. Basically, we can screw with the houseguests throughout the competition by calling in and casting votes to make them flirt with other contestants, vote for certain people, pull pranks, or whatever CBS can come up with each week, and if the houseguests successfully complete the tasks we give them, they’ll earn more money.
Also, the house has an “Alice in Wonderland” theme this year, so one bedroom has really tiny beds and furniture, one bedroom has giant beds and huge dressers, there are topiary animals all over the place in the yard (Think “Edward Scissorhands”), and the bathroom has a showerhead shaped like a lion. The part of the Chesire Cat will be played by Chicken George. He’s already made a costume out of tinfoil.
So guys, get excited! Flipit and I will be
openly mocking introducing you to the new castmates shortly. But for now, here’s a video for you to check out the houseguests (and Julie!) from this morning’s Early Show:
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Oh, Julie. I’ve missed you so. Sex me up with your robot appendages.
Also, TVGasm wants YOU to help us with any juicy BB info you have this year! Because there will be live feeds and Big Brother: After Dark along with the weekly shows, there can be a lot to keep track of, and we don’t want to miss a single thing. So, we’ve set up a Big Brother Tip Line, so that when you see something juicy go down, you can tell us and we’ll be all over it like Alison on a large pot next to the stairs. Just e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org throughout the season, and we’ll give you credit for the story after we report it! It’s that simple.
Oh, and don’t forget to submit your countdown entires to us! E-mail the tipline with photos for the remaining numbers (6 all the way on down to 0) and you could win a variety of Chenbot merchandise! In some countries, the Chenbot mug serves as a hefty dowry with which to barter for a pretty wife. I’m just saying.
Get ready, gasmers. This season is going to be awesome.