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Sunday, August 7, 2005
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Watching Big Brother 6 this summer is really a test of patience. In general, the twists this year have kind of sucked, but let’s be honest – it was sort of expected that they would suck. We had to endure the agony that was Eric as head of household, followed by the bliss of having Kaysar in power. Our happiness was short-lived as Maggie won HOH, and promptly orchestrated Kaysar’s ouster. This week, we got to start back off on a high note because Howie was able to secure himself a win as HOH, meaning we kept “The Friendship” from power. On top of that, we learned that Kaysar has a chance of making it back into the house, at least as long as CBS decides they want to do what the majority of fans want. Although the prospect of Eric coming into the house is a tough pill to swallow, at least we know Howie is going to keep the Friendship at bay, right?The aftermath of the Kaysar vote was a lot of the expected. The Head of Household always says that they were proud of the outcome, and there are always people that say that they are sad the person left. In this case, people were very sad to see Kaysar go, and I was surprised that he only received one vote. Even Sarah mentioned that he deserved more than one vote. But even though Kaysar received only one vote, he was very calm about it. Like Janelle said, he was very composed and considerate when he was evicted, unlike say, CAPPY, who, of course refused to acknowledge the people who voted to evict him. Just another reason to Vote for Kaysar in America’s Choice, don’t you think?
When Howie won HOH, I was very pleased. The Kaysar alliance did a great job eliminating The Friendship, and Rachel and Howie were the final two left. When Howie won, I thought that maybe Rachel didn’t want to win because if she won again, people would see her as a threat. She said that was pretty much true, but it’s not like there was a lot to worry about. Howie was not the brains of that couple, and he pretty much let Rachel call the shots anyway.
The Friendship was trying to deal with the aftermath and were trying their hardest to put a positive spin on it. Maggie said Howie’s win was a crapshoot, because you couldn’t really know who he was going to target, but some in her alliance didn’t agree with her. April mentioned that the HOH competition really showed who was on what side and who had problems with what people. Specifically, they were wondering why Howie got rid of April instead of Sarah, who they said was campaigning against Howie the previous week.
Eric’s captain of the firemen, but Ivette’s captain of the obvious.
Now, I don’t log onto the live feeds, so I can’t say for sure, but from what I have seen, I think it was pretty clear what the divisions in the house were, and I wonder how this was so confusing for April. Is the Friendship so stupid that they couldn’t figure out how people were aligning? Were they so oblivious that their own actions while Maggie was HOH did more to show how the house was divided than anything else? Perhaps the fact that the entire friendship camped out in the HOH bedroom the entire week might have tipped off the others that there was some sort of division in the house? Maybe they didn’t notice that there were only five people singing the praises of Cappy and the others were sick of him? And then, you think it would have been hard to miss when Eric was nominated against Maggie and five people voted to evict him. I know you start to lose your memory as you get older April, but there was plenty of evidence in the house.
Howie received his HOH room, and you can tell that the houseguests are already starting to get bored of these opening ceremonies each week. Everybody gets their basket full of food and whatnot, and Howie was really hoping that he would get a light sabre. Sarah kept on calling it a “light saver”, which really just confirms what James has been saying about her all along. Howie did get a pair of Speedos, and Ivette was happy because that means he might actually wear something in the pool besides that french cut underwear he sports all of the time.The most important things with the new HOH room were basically the pictures, and Howie had a bunch including one from his time as a stripper. Ahhh yes, we always make fun of the weathergirls on TV for being nothing more than bimbos, and it looks like the people aspiring to be weathermen are mimbos in their own right. And if Howie was a stripper, which I did not know, how can there not be pictures of him from some bachelorette party on the internet? We found topless pictures of Diane and Scott from Playgirl last year, but not a word on Howie? Something is amiss.
The biggest news of the week inside the house was the same as it was outside of the house, who is going to be voted back by America’s Choice and how is that return going to affect the game? Now, they did a little piece where each evicted houseguest gave their little plea to get back into the house. There is an e-mail circulating that Michael has promised to go into the house, drop trou, then walk out of the house with his pants down on live TV, but if the Michael blog is any indication, this is also a very huge hoax. Don’t believe the hype! You have your marching orders! VOTE KAYSAR!
It seems that a lot of the house was worrying about the same outcome as we were, namely, how shitty would it be if Eric Littman made it back? For the remnants of the Kaysar alliance, they were trying to deal with that scenario. Targeting Maggie would be the smart move according to some, and I would have to agree. Strategically, getting rid of Maggie is a good way to make sure that if Eric enters the house, he will be returning to a team that was not as strong as when he left. Even if you are playing out of pure spite, you have to get rid of Maggie, right? She got rid of Kaysar, and The Friendship is the most annoying collection of idiots since people got together to write the Daredevil movie.
Still, you never know what the HOH is going to do until he or she reveal the nominations, and Howie was really starting to push the idea that they should get rid of James because he was campaigning against Rachel and Howie. Sure James was trying to save his own ass in the game, but he did swear on the Bible with Ivette, and he has been playing both sides.
Normally, taking out a person like James would really be a good idea, but as Janelle pointed out, the numbers game isn’t in their favor, and she makes a very good point. If they get rid of James, they are going to lose Sarah. Granted, she hasn’t worried anybody about winning HOH, but if they got rid of her boyfriend and the Friendship needed numbers, she would be more than willing. If Eric was back in the house, it would be three against seven, and those numbers aren’t the odds you want to face when going through this game.
I thought that Rachel and Janelle did enough to convince Howie not to choose James and Sarah for the time being, but a string of visitors in the HOH room started to get me worried. First, April and Jenny came in, and since Howie has boobies on his mind more often than a six year old with a Playboy, I knew he would listen. He started by saying that he didn’t know who he could trust in the house anymore, and wondered who they could trust, and who they didn’t trust. I make fun of April for being old, and she really isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to formulating strategies, but when it comes with coming up with examples to damage a person’s credibility, she really is good, especially when it comes to saving her own bony ass. As soon as Howie gave her that opening about who she didn’t trust, she went to name a litany of items that James has done while in the house that proved he wasn’t trustworthy.
After Jenny and April were done, Beau and Ivette followed. By the way, the fact that these two groups of people came in to discuss strategy together doesn’t mean they knew each other at all. It’s just a coincidence. Anyway, when Ivette came in, she said the same thing – “Get rid of James”. She said that she had never gone back on her word and that if they could get rid of James this week, they would do their part to get rid of Sarah next week. It then dawned on me that Ivette has managed to keep herself off the block this entire time, which is amazing considering how obvious her loyalties are.
James and Sarah interrupted the Beau and Ivette show, and they knew that something was wrong. Howie immediately changes the discussion and says that Ivette and Beau were trying to tell him that James was on their side, but that he didn’t believe it. James believed that Howie didn’t take Ivette seriously, but it still would have been smart for him to campaign a little, just to re-epmhasize the point. As much as James was scheming in previous weeks to save his ass, he really slacked off this week, trusting that Howie would keep him safe. He said that he was relived that he finally wouldn’t have to work to save his ass in the veto competition, and that as long as people kept their promises, he was safe. What a great gamble James! Considering that every time a guy has been HOH he has broken some kind of promise, I wouldn’t rest on your ass and pretend you’re safe. James felt so secure, he welcomed the idea of Eric coming back into the house, saying that if America sends Eric into the house, he’ll send his ass right back.
James’ presence seemed to simply piss Howie off more, and by the time Maggie rolled around to ask if she was in any danger, Howie took it upon himself to basically make a deal with Maggie by saying that he would put up James and Sarah if the Friendhsip went after whoever didn’t get voted out of the house the next week. Granted, if there was anything everybody in the house wanted, it would be to get rid of James. Well, James and Sarah wouldn’t agree with that, but you get the point. By cooperating, Howie was hoping to keep himself and Rachel around at least another week.
Now, I know that James is a strong player in the game but until the numbers get much smaller, he is bascially marginalized in the house because of his constant playing one side versus the other. The Friendship is still very dangerous because they still have numbers. Getting rid of James the way Howie was planning would mean the Kaysar alliance would be down to three since Sarah would never stay with them. Even if Kaysar comes back, that means that it would be Howie, Rachel, Kaysar, and Janelle vs. The Friendship plus whatever Sarah tries to do. And that’s the best-case scenario! If James saves himself in this scenario and Sarah goes home, he would be pretty pissed. Add Eric to the mix and you have three vs. The Friendship plus James. That is just dumb.
Now, the best thing to do would be to put up April and Maggie. First, Maggie would be the target, because she is the only one among The Friendship that ever is able to plan. By putting April up against Maggie, you would force her to campaign for herself, furthering fracturing the Friendship. Finally, with April vulnerable, she would be willing to make a deal. Take your chance getting April and Jenny into the Kaysar alliance, and when their votes are secure, only then do you tip your hand and make a play against James.
It’s easy to say this from outside the house, but when Rachel heard Howie’s plan, she was furious. They had talked about getting rid of James, but only if they could backdoor him into the nomination, and they weren’t ever discussing letting other people into their plan. Now they look like they are playing both sides and need to work on promises. Howie and Rachel, who are sleeping in the HOH bed with each other (but not, with each other) much to his delight, start arguing about this and how they are going to get themselves out of this hole. At this point, I would still say the best bet is to screw over Maggie, but you just don’t have a clue which set of brains Howie is working with at this point.
Saturday episodes also bring us the food competition, and I was excited to see that the house would be split into two teams. Finally! What we needed was some inequality in the food conditions to get people to bicker a little more. And just in case April couldn’t figure out who was on each side, the teams ended up being The Friendship (minus Jenny but plus Janelle) vs. the rest of the house.
The competition was called “Conveyor Belch” and is exactly the type of light-hearted competition we hope to see in the food competition. Yes, despite all my furor over last week’s funny business, I really don’t care how difficult the food competitions are, just as long as they aren’t fixed. Conveyor Belch was set up like that “I Love Lucy” episode where Lucy is in the candy factory or whatever and has to wrap candies, but as the candy comes by too fast, she start to eat it, to prevent unwrapped chocolates from being sent down the conveyor. The object of the Big Brother version was to eat as much of the food that passed by as possible. Any food not eaten would drop into a bucket at the end of the conveyor belt. Since any food they didn’t eat went into the bucket, the team who ate the most would be the one with the least amount of weight in the bucket at the end.
She said “Put it In My Mouth”…(Tipper Gore would not be happy if you looked up those lyrcis)
At the beginning, it looked like quite a battle. The two teams easily polished off a bunch of chocolate kisses, with Beau seeming particularly eager to get his hands on some. But quickly, the food became more substantial and more of it came down the conveyor belt. First it was some snowcaps, and then some cookies, and then some eclairs, then pieces of cake until finally there were full cakes coming down the conveyor belt. Both teams were working equally hard, which was quite surprising, because Janelle didn’t have any incentive to win because she had the PB&J pass which assures her food each week.
The Friendship were all amazed at how hard Janelle was playing. After all, she got food anyway. Ivette and April mentioned that she took one for the team, and yes, I was really amazed at how much food Janelle had managed to stuff into her mouth. Why make yourself sick when you get the food regardless? Well, it turns out that our lovely Janelle was sabotaging the whole game. She wasn’t putting food into her mouth as much as she was simply smashing her face into a bunch of food to make it look like she was eating a ton. As Janelle said, “I like playing make believe”. Her cutsie way of explaining away all of her evil intentions might the must lovable thing about her. The plan worked, and The Friendship lost, meaning everybody had a bunch of ghetto recipes to look forward to this week. Perhaps Ivette will come up with ghetto sushi, ghetto farfalle, or ghetto white truffle risotto. She’s so creative!
To pass the time away, we usually get a Howie segment, but since Howie is HOH and we already spent plenty of time on listening to what he had to say, the producers decided to go for another easy target – April. We make fun of April because you really can’t trust her age. It’s like those Dominican baseball players that turn out to be 5 years older than they really are because they were trying to sign a better deal. I think April did the same thing, but she shaved like 15 years off in order to get a better husband. Listen, I think she is quite attractive…for a 45 year-old. If she said she was 45, she would have to be dating 60 year-old men. If she says that she is thirty, she can more easily find a husband her own age, as long as they don’t mind having a dog named Pepperoni in lieu of the ability to bear any children.
It turns out that April has some physical ailments. For instance, she has this bump on her tailbone. Now, she said that it was from falling off a horse, which sounds like a very convenient excuse for an older person who is too embarrassed to say that they fell off of their walker. April tries to get a bunch of people to feel her little bump where her tailbone was broken, and people start comparing it to a little doggie tail that has been clipped, like that of a doberman. They even ask her if it wiggles back and forth when she gets excited. Ivette calls her a lemon because like that car you buy, she looks really good on the outside, but is all busted up on the inside. Let’s hope for her sake, the lemon law doesn’t apply to wives, or her husband might be trying for a newer model.
Not the type of ass grab Beau usually participates in
The other little quirk we learn about April is that she loves to smoke. Well, when she moved into the house, she tried to convince people that she didn’t really smoke, but when they find out that you packed three cartons of cigarettes with you for your time in the house, that is going to make people wonder a little bit about the truth of that statement. When you go through those three cartons in only about a month in the house, then you really have to wonder.
Even if April is letting people bum a few smokes off of her now and then, that still averages to about a pack a day. How she tries to spin that into the idea that she doesn’t smoke is beyond me. Of course she tries to give the usual excuses like she only does it when stressed, and it has been a really stressful summer, but come on. That voice sounds like one of those old ladies in the Vegas casinos that cash in your chips. Their voices are deep, scratchy, and scraggily, largely because they have been working at the casino for forty years and it sounds like they have been smoking for eighty. Then again, if April was a heavy smoker, it would go a long ways to explain why she looks twice as old as she says she is. But not to worry, she’ll be back at her nursing home at worst in a couple of months, and the ladies in the pinochle club will have their full game again.
Despite those little distractions, there is still the issue of the nominations. Rachel knew that there wasn’t a whole lot they could do to save face after the deal Howie made. They were going to have to go back on somebody’s deal. Again, I think it would have been preferably to backstab Maggie, since she was prepared for it, but that’s not the route they chose. Instead, they wanted to make The Friendship believe that they needed Rachel and Howie a lot more than the other way around, and it seemed to work. Rachel told April and Maggie that she and Howie were essentially doing the work that Maggie f’d up and couldn’t finish on her own. For their trouble, they wanted two weeks of no nominations. That seemed fine for Maggie, and it looked like she was going to be safe. Since she had been basically throwing up over all the stress of the nominations, it was a great deal for her. As for Rachel and Howie, even though she promised not to nominate them and said The Friendship would agree, she stated in the diary room that she can’t be sure the rest of her alliance (which April tried to spin as not being an alliance, just a gathering of people working for the same goal who agreed to protect each other…) is going to follow suit.
So when nominations came, it was indeed James and Sarah. Howie said he wanted to take out James because he felt he wouldn’t be able to win with James in the house, and Sarah because they were allies. James didn’t buy it, and I really think the gloves are going to be coming off this week. As for Sarah, she is just upset she was so blind-sided, and with the way things played out, it was obvious that she didn’t have a single friend in the house.
I think there was a better way for Howie to go about it. He could have said that he was nominating Maggie and James, and tell both of them that they were a pawn. Afterwards, he sees how both of them act, and it can buy him time to decide James’ loyalty as well as being a better bargaining chip with The Friendship. If either won Veto, he would have a number of different options of people to put up, and still give himself, Rachel, and Janelle plenty of time to decide who to throw their support behind.
As it stands now, Howie better hope James doesn’t win the Veto. If James wins, I predict that he is going to bargain with the Friendship to save Sarah, but since he has said several times he might play better if she wasn’t in the game, he will probably try and join their side either way. I am not sure if Howie can save himself in this one, as James is going to double-cross him the first chance he gets. If Howie’s time as HOH is any indication of his performance as a meteorologist, then I predict he goes back to stripping really soon.
Did Howie make the right choice? Who would you nominate if James or Sarah win the veto?
49 Comments
huzzah! first comment!
p.s. cappy sucks! vote kaysar!
Howie made the wrong choice! They are not evrn entertaining the possibility that Kaysar will be coming back, and they need the numbers on their side for now. James and sarah were sticking by them for the time being- he only flips sides when he’s cornered. They could have hung on to them for a few weeks more, and then went after them later. So stupid! If the veto is used on Tues, I’d put up Ivette. No more ghetto cooking, no more whiny-ass bitching!
I think Howie should have told James and Sarah that they are ‘pawns’ and that he is really trying to get maggie out through the backdoor…that whoever wins veto will use it and maggie will be nominated. Or he should have nominated maggie and one of the other ‘friendship’ members…and told them that they are pawns and whoever wins veto will use it and he will nominate james! but just nominating them without having a plan in place to make whoever got nominated think that it was all part of a plan and they are really safe is a bad move.
J-Unit, you said just about everything I’ve been thinking all day, except in a nicer way. Howie has to be the DUMBEST nice guy ever to play BB!!! I could not believe he would be so INCREDIBLY stupid not to listen to Rachel OR Kaysar’s “ghost” before making one of the most incomprehensible moves in BB history (ok, Marcellas is still #1).
As you said, NO ONE trusts James, so staying 2-3 more weeks would make no difference, because he has no allies except Sarah. But Howie needed James and Sarah to THINK they were still in their alliance of 5, going against the Friendship, and he could have let James know that the Friendship came to him and told him they didn’t trust him at all, to ensure James had nowhere to run. Maggie Bo-Peep has her four little sheep, who together do not have one fully-formed brain, so not only is she BY FAR the biggest threat to Howie’s existence, but if Eric should come back–(no, I don’t think he will, and I’ve already voted for Kaysar, er, more than once)–WHICH IS WHAT THEY ALL BELIEVE, it will really be just about over. After the work Kaysar did (not quite subtly enough, in my opinion) to clarify the divisions in the house, Howie acted like he believed the Friendship was still on his side!!! Howie just did Maggie’s dirty work, with no fingerprints, so now even if Kaysar returns, it will be a house of 4 vs. 5, plus the angry 1 who remains, who will wield a lot of power (and NOT be on Howie/Rachel/Janelle/Kaysar’s side). So what if Howie and Rachel won’t be put up next week–Maggie will throw HOH, and if one of the Friendship wins, Janelle and the survivor from this week will go up. DUMBASS!!! Ok, I’ve calmed down now…
Howie is TV speak for moron, as in “How-in the he** can anyone be so completely idiotic?”
Maggie was the one person who simply had to go for the Kaysar alliance to hold. There isn’t any other strategic thinker left in the game, save Rachel – and she out-thought herself by letting Howie win HOH.
Hello? The object is to win for YOURSELF, not your mate. She had to know coming in that he was prone to impulsive “thinking”. For evermore let all in the land realize that one always takes any edge possible in any game.
And Howie – when you give your weathercast, do NOT watch the rain sheeting down upon me and call it partly cloudy.
yes, howie is truly an idiot. easily the worst nominations he could have made. everyone on the show should know at this point the way to kick someone off is not to nominate them at first but to put them up after the veto competition. and they all have already seen a great example of this when eric got the boot. it’s really not hard people!
this show is getting hard to watch.
Well, this one surprised me. The only way I can make sense of it, and it’s a stretch, is that the three competitors in the veto game will be Howie, James and Sarah, plus 3 people of their choice. That means Rachel, plus 2 others. If one of them chooses Janelle as a partner, then all the sudden we have Howie, James, Sarah, Rachel and Janelle competiting against one member of the Friendship for the veto. The anti-friendship wins the veto, the anti-friendship has a Friendship member put on the block (please be Ivette), and that person gets voted off by the person no longer on the block, Janelle, Rachel, and one person they get cause to bolt from the friendship (April or Maggie, would be my best guess). Farfetched, but I just can’t believe Howie is so stupid as to buy Maggie’s promises. Please let there have been enough editing that we don’t really know what’s going on. Kaysar come home. P.S. This may make no sense, as I haven’t really thought it through – constructive criticism only please – no pokes at my stupidity.
Forget April lying about her age by 15-20 years, perhaps April’s “tail” signifies that she in fact dates from as far back as when Man was ape. Which in turn points to evidence that she could indeed be the Crypt Keeper. SUMMER OF SECRETS….
well Howie just added one more boob to the BB house – himself. How could he be so stupid?!
i completely agree with everything you just said. if i could i would strangle howie, and take his spot. why does he give a damn if he backstabs maggie?
my guess is that if S or J wins the veto they’ll save james, sarah likes james that much and unfortunately james like james that much.
then dumbass HOH can put up maggie and obviously kaysar’s peeps and james will want to vote out maggie and maybe janelle could win a vote with her pass? that’s all i can think of as a best case senario unless they howie thinks of and sufficiently convinces sarah and james that they’re pawns and other things unfold that i haven’t thought of.
and then kaysar comes back Because CBS knows that they’ll lose a large portion of their audience when their favorite contestant is officially gone, and because we know there’s no hope for janelle winning with the alliance K virtually destroyed
thoughts?
When the Dictator returns to his kingdom he is going to be pissed. Kaysars three hard weeks of scheming against the friendship was shot to hell by a dimwit who can’t strategize without a set of boobies telling him “no don’t make that promise to Maggie, you’re going to fuck our plans up”. Rachel should have taken a pillow, placed it firmly on Howie’s face and put him out of his misery.
If Kaysar does come back he not only has to contend with the Friendship, whose power base is intact, but face the fact that the only person who voted for him to stay has been backdoored by the village idiot. With his own team helping to vote him out of the house Kaysar will be walking back in with a big old bullseye on his pretty face and his only true ally (James), either voted out or having switched teams.
Kaysar’s going to have to exercise a great deal of his Iraqi dictator skills to survive past the next HOH nominations and vote. poor dude
Wow, this was the height of frustration. Why Howie why??
I do not see the purpose of these nominations. They make no sense! Howie’s now crossed the people that had allied with him. Plus, there’s no way that The Friendship would take him and Rachel beyond final SEVEN. A totally myopic move.
But then again, a successful veto ceremony could change everything. Still, this made no sense. After all the work that Kaysar put into this alliance, Howie had to fowl it up with his silly instincts. Why don’t these people act like Ivette and ask “What would Kaysar do?”
Very mad. Very mad. Now we definitely need to vote Kaysar back. Just to get his alliance in order again.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Stupid Howie just gave us the game!!!!!!! Now James or Sarah will help us destroy all of those pesky little rebels (Howie, Janelle, Horse Humper Rachel) Next Week CAPI will come back because America LOVES him and the Friendship will be Victorious!!!!!! Maggie and Eric will win the Million Dollars!!!!! Vote 4 Honesty, Integrity, and Trust!!! Vote 4 CAPI!!!!! Vote Hundreds and Hundreds of Times!!!!
Did anyone notice, when Maggie was talking to Howie and Rachel in the bedroom, her knees were on the floor, her top on the bed, and her low riding jeans, slipped down, exposing her tiny baby blue panties over her fat ass? Where’s that screen shot???????
It was disgusting. I hate her.
I hope James or Sarah win the veto, and they nominate Maggot, and ‘back door’ her fat ass out of that house. Rachel has got to talk some sense into Howie.
Everybody should really get the live feeds. Not to spoil anything, but the next 2 shows should be very interesting. Once Kaysar comes walking back in that door, it will be even more so.
VOTE KAYSAR!
Un-f***ing believable! I always knew Howie to be an idiot, but this week caps it all. I can see he hates James because James DID promise to put Howie and Rachel on the block if he became HOH, but this makes no strategic sense. Now we have to hope James or Sara gets taken off the block (I’m going to love it if James wins and saves himself. Ol’ moon-eyed Sarah will surely “understand”, no?
Anyway, I can’t believe Maggie survived again. How can that moron Howie believe her? She needs to get taken out, because I just KNOW CBS will bring Eric back no matter what the vote. I will then stop watching BB6. Or, maybe not. It surely would be a pleasure to watch the sheep get slaughtered by their very own shepherds. Think about it: Ivette being nominated and lopped off by the man for whom she would build a house!
Summer of Secrets, eh? Well, I’ve been thinking…what about if there are LARger groups than we’ve been led to believe and Ivette is secretly an ally to Maggie and Eric (fuck that Cappy shit!) and will share in the winnings if E & M win?
Also, I think there are way too many firemen taking advantage of the courage and dedication of the 9/11 guys and blatantly display their uniforms and badges to gain sympathy and free rides. Have you watched “Rescue Me” lately? No doubt there are many brave and dedicated men and women in most Fire Depts., but if you have to beat your drum all the time, then you’re just taking advantage. Fuck Eric Littman and his “Cappy” crap! He’s a disgrace to firemen all over the world who do their jobs quietly and bravely.
As to “Nurse Ratchitt”, I just spent a weekend in and out of a local E.R. and found many nurses in there to be incompetent and uncaring. So, fuck Maggie, too!
At least it’s good to know that once she gets out of the house, April will be replacing Peggy Fleming as the new spokeswoman for Os-Cal.
Howie is a retard. THat was the dumbest move I’ve ever seen. The guy obviously cannot do math. Nominate the floaters instead of your flat out enemies. Real smart Howie. Watching his idiotic nominations just makes me pine for my Kaysar even more.
And yet another week with a nonexistant Beau.
yes indeed, howie blew it royally. not only did he leave james with the possibility of escaping the block via the POV, he guaranteed maggie’s safety by ensuring that, even if james gets off the block (and it would be james–sarah is way too co-dependent and subservient; if by chance she wins the POV, she’ll save James instead of herself), maggie (or anyone else from the–er–’friendship’) will be guaranteed to survive. james and sarah are now the house pariahs, and rachel, howie, and janelle have absolutely nothing to offer that could persuade any of the *ack* friendship to turn against their majority. furthermore, the editing of the program seems uncomfortably slanted towards the notion that eric and not kaysar will be the returning player. we can only hope that this is misdirection, or that CBS is actually going to count the ‘america’s choice’ ballots.
howie made the typical mistake of factoring ‘trust’ into his decisions. in these games, it’s never about trust–it’s about mutual advantage. howie needed james’ vote to get rid of maggie, the only competent person on the other side, and the top ally of the hated eric. and either eric or kaysar would both return determined to oust james, guaranteeing howie and rachel at least one more week on the periphery of the big conflicts. instead, he made an enemy of james–who probably really was planning to screw hm over later than sooner–and gave the upper hand to the most detestable, vapid, and boring alliance in recent reality TV memory.
boy, do we ever need kaysar. it is no fun at all to watch idiots flounder.
You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and Hand-you-a-Cock
And tell you that my name is Ak’
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
But don’t give me no Ralph Lauren grin
If you’re not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
I’m all about mouth fuckin
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, be chair and a beer…keep truckin
and fuck chapsticks
I’m comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips (down in my mouth)
creamin your teeth like dentists as I’m rubbin them
With an erection like injections, fuck it I be druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it out my mouth)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
I’m givin bitches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
in your mouth
Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
Or you can just eat me out
Or I can just eat you out
You can eat me out
Yeah, what’s that all about?
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I’m talkin every drip-drop, don’t you waste it
Baby, slurp it up, it’s enough to fill your cup
It’s finger lickin good, and I’m wishin it would
Go down kinda slow or even fast
I’m always sprung once I feel your tongue in the crack of my ass
Hust eatin me-nigga
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
And you can e a t m e o u t
But put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
And you could just eat me out
what do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out
pussy or dick? >put it in your mouth
people through out the world >I said your muthafuckin mouth
man it’s your pick >put it in my mouth
what do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth
pussy or dick? >I said my muthafuckin mouth
people through out the world >just put it in my mouth
yeah it’s your pick >muthafuckin mouth
what do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me out
pussy or dick? >in my mouth
people through out the world >put it in my mouth
its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth
its your pick..pick >let me go down
>uhh, uhh
people through out the world >{laughter}
marianna (#22)
WTF? This ain’t the rappers delight website.
Man. Howie is a fucking idiot. I completely sympathize with Rachel at this point. She is truly the smartest person in the house. How can Howie think that putting up James over Maggie is a good idea? EVERYONE hates James! He’ll be put up by both sides eventually either way! But only a few people hate Maggie and she DEFINITELY needs to go! God, he’s a moron. I guess he’ll just learn the hard way.
Sarah is such a terrible player. As soon as I heard her say “light saver,” her low intelligence was solidified. She’s also really stupid for not suspecting whatsoever that Howie might put her up. James really fucked up in that respect too.
I love all the vicious things Janelle does. It please me to no end that someday the member of The Friendship will watch the show and see that she was throwing the competition that whole time. Hahahaha. Losers.
I’m starting to think that maybe CBS will actually bring Kaysar back simply because the anti-Friendship alliance is dwindling and if Eric comes back it would greatly throw off the balance in the house and make it less fun to watch.
I feel bad for Janelle. All of her partners keep getting voted off. She’s kind of alone right now. Howie seems to be trying to get him and Rachel in good with The Friendship and we know that Janelle will never follow suit.
Good episode. I hope Tuesday’s isn’t boring. I really, really hope Janelle or someone wins the veto, uses it on Sarah, and puts up Maggie. Not that Maggie would get voted off, but I can hope…
Did anyone else love it when Rachel ripped Howie a new one after she told him he’d blown it after only 2 hours of being HOH?! Loved it!
Vote Kaysar!!
As for putting up James & Sarah .. I agree that James is the most devious of players, but Sarah is innocuous. She, April, Jen and Beau are so NOT threats that they should be systematically booted so that the good/real players can do their thing.
Vote Kaysar!
Loved the little pleas from the booted boys to be reinstated into the house, and how classy was Kaysar when he said that he’d appreciate your votes?! That is why he is the one who needs to come back. CBS be damned .. if they bring Crappy back you know that whole thing was staged. Not even his family wants him back in that house. They want him to stay sequestered .. away from everyone!
Howie proved what a moron he was with that vote. His two team mates, Rachel and Janelle both told him to vote Maggie off and the moron decides to listen to the “Friendsheep” instead. (Got that from another website LOL).
Kaysar’s Crew had 5 and Crappy’s Crew had 5, now because of Howie Kaysar’s Crew is down to 3. I don’t know if Kaysar will be able to fix this if he comes back. Howie has just handed the game to Maggie.
Last week when Kaysar’s head was on the block the all powerful Maggie was not interested in deals. Now she is, how strange.
Oh yeah, James was mumbling something about he and Sarah deciding who left. That’s true. If he or Sarah win the POV they decide who stays in the hot seat. They can fix it so that James stays and then Howie is screwed.
First of all: Maggie was sporting the BIGGEST whale tail in the history of panties as she was begging for her life. Beautiful!
OK, Howie is really a moron, but not for the reasons posted here. His move to put James and Sarah up may have been stupid from the Friendship v. Sovereign 6 standpoint, but if you think about it, it wasn’t that bad a move. He and Rachel were never targeted by Maggot/Crappy, and this move allows them to slip into an alliance with Maggot. They bring in Janelle and the Friendship splits with April and Jen, and Ivette and Beau being ousted and a new alliance of Maggot, Howie and Rachel, Janelle and eventually Kaysar. Kaysar and Janelle can pull Sarah over, and they have all of the numbers, all of the strategy, and all of the power. The Friendship won’t last. This is the point where the alliances start to break apart and realign anew.
Great move Howie. Brilliant!
Mullethead – you bring up an interesting scenario. Unfortunately, I don’t think that the power will shift like that, unless one of the other members of the original ‘Soverign 6′ wins HOH next week. Otherwise, it would make more sense for Maggie to stick with the people she can control.
Yeah, I agree with you, but I was trying less to say that the scenario would happen, more to point out that it wasn’t as retarded as first perceived.
Howie and Rachel have never really been part of the “Good Guys” (HA!), but neither have they been enemies or targets. This move swings them to the group of 5, rather than splitting the alliance lines even more. Janelle hasn’t been a decision maker or a threat, and after the food challenge, has an inroad to the alliance. Sarah really has no choice, and Maggie will be better off with Rachel and Janelle than the conglomerate of morons that is Monkey Girl the Big Mouth, Blank Stare the Weak, Flamboynot the Marginal, and the Bitch. And she knows it. The only link for Maggie and Ivette is the legitimate in one instance, ridiculous in the other, love for Crappy. Maggie will see Ivette for what she is soon enough.
All I am trying to do is think, no longer in terms of the most recent alliances, but more that this is the time the alliances start eating each other.
Here are a few reasons why Howie’s move was not the worst ever. James is the type of player who both sides distrust immensely, but both sides need for numbers in votes (like Jun, Allison, Diane, Drew) who linger in this game and suddenly are within a HOH or Veto of being in the final two. Howie also saw that he needed to destroy house-partners first to ensure him and Rachael a shot at the big prize and there is no stronger couple than James and Sarah. The only partnership that had enough votes to assure its break-up was James/Sarah. It also gives him trust and bargining with Maggie, which he can use later to break up other partners (especially Jennifer and April) since she will have to realize that her only chance to get to the end is if she works with the partnerless. Fianlly, as much as we the viewers see this is a “The Fiendship” vs. “The Good Guys” — inside the house they may see it is more malleable and Howie is looking out for what’s best for him and not what’s best for his side (which is what you always have to do in BB — the “teams” always get picked apart first).
Of course, as soon as James wins Veto then Howie can fully explore his bi-curious side as James tries his best to fuck him over and this will get interesting real fast.
I loved it when Janelle said she liked to play “make-believe”.
I want to see Ivette and Maggie’s face when they realize how they are being portrayed on TV. They’re *ssholes.
Anyone with a brain can see he sould have nominated Sarah and anyone else because James would have busted his ass to win that veto to get her off the block, and then they could have put him up.
Silly hamsters…
Marianah you’re perverted …no one wants to read your cappy (I mean crappy) “poetry.” Don’t think I did because I’m writing this. Hell no. -proseaddict
While Friendship is, in this show anyway, a very bad thing, I would not want to see a final four of Kaysar Janelle Rachel Howie, when it would be way more interesting to have Kaysar, Janelle vs. James and Maggie. You want to watch people with the strongest will for packback. If Howie’s picks have screwed everything up we’re going to see a final four of Friendshippers all telling each other the truth about how they’re going to vote (what fun is that?), and then group meetings so everyone can air their feelings, and group hugs, and “it’s just a game” and lots and lots and lots of tears. UGH. Or rather, we’re not going to see any of that because we won’t be watching.
Didn’t Kaysar tell them that James had to go next? After Kaysar knew he was going home, but before he knew about America’s Choice? I seem to remember Kaysar saying that James needed to go next, cause he was playing both sides….
I think Kaysar panicked at first, but later it seemed that he was only trying to use that idea to get Maggie to switch her group’s vote. It’s possible that evicting James was an early, short-lived reaction that got edited in a way to put some suspense into the episode. Kaysar did seem to trust James more than he should have, but he is also smart enough to do the math. James is digging his own grave. The only way he’ll survive is to win every veto competition (which seems to be his own strategy).
Sparky, re: post #34, I think you’re assuming too much about the Friendship cult. I don’t think that if a few of them make it to the end after getting rid of Janelle, Rachel, et al they will be genuinely hugging, saying nice things, etc. They may keep up those appearances to each other’s faces, but I predict we’d see some backstabbing and nastiness despite their whining about how the game should be played with “integrity.”
I don’t want the Cult to make it to the end, but if they do, it could actually get entertaining given what hypocrits they will show themselves to be and how silly they will look trying to keep up the front of kindness and honor in the name of Eric.
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This was the right way going about it!
Howie sucessfully pissed off one couple, Sarah and James. One of them will be going home this week and one will go home next week. If he would of put up a pawn James v Maggie, James could have thrown it for Sarah again who would save him and Howie would be stuck with pissing off the friendship even more.
Now he has the friendship working with him (Maggie is honest and said she would respect his deal). This was a smart move by Howie and I hope that bimbo Rachel doesn’t make his screw things up.
It’s funny last week people were going bonkers over Maggie not picking couples but this week people hate how Howie picked a couple! The emotions over “cappy” have tainted the viewers methinks haha. I don’t doubt for a second that Kaysar won’t be returning so Howie again proves he’s da smartness.
Mariana, I thought it was funny.
Thanks for the reality check, Ashes (#37). You’re right, of course. They are a pack of wolves. (I have no judge of character, I would be terrible at this game.) I still fear that we’re going to see group hugs and lots of tears. And we’re going to watch them “thank” each other (insincerely) for being “honest” about stabbing each other in the back with “integrity.”
On another note, I still have this image of two-faced Howie leading the Kaysar cheer after he’d just voted him out. I think Kaysar’s alliance is mostly full of crap: “Oh, we’ll miss him so much he’s such a great guy, so we kicked his ass out of here.” Sara saying he should have gotten more than one vote, as if she had had nothing to do with it, and now cries about having no friends (hello? whose plan saved your boyfriend?); Rachel saying that he’s shown all his cards (how? by keeping her and Howie off the chopping block?) so he’s not useful anymore (lots of loyalty there; and in any case, wouldn’t that mean, in her logic, that he was no longer a threat?). And now it’s all about sucking up to the Cult. (Or pretending to, which is amounting to the same thing.) Kaysar is going to have to come up with a third alliance involving parts of both groups and he’s going to have to keep it a secret.
Sparky (#42) I agree with your logic on this. Kaysars going to have to pick one reliable person from each group, keep that new alliance secret and vote out members of the Friendship and the Soverign 6.
I would love to see Kaysar approach Maggie and James (if he survives) to form a secret alliance. No one in the house would suspect the players who have butted heads the most to form such an alliance and they could manipulate both teams with no problem.
ANTF, that’s an interesting concept (post #43.) I would beware of trying to bring James into a double-secret alliance, however, given his propensity for playing both sides so transparently without even waiting for the veto competition. While it’s true that no one would suspect Kaysar of having an alliance with James now, trust would be an even bigger issue than it might be with others. Also, I don’t see Maggie as being smart and independent enough to sucessfully “betray” her BFF’s unless and until they are the only ones left.
Ashes (#44).
That’s the beauty of it. We already know that James is fiercely loyal to Kaysar because of the way he mulled over his decision before voting Janel off. Even when he knew the team was voting for Kaysar.
Kaysar will find out James was the one who voted to keep him in and actions in this game speak louder than words. He’ll know he can trust James.
Maggie is a different story. He can’t bully her into it because she’s not the type to take that. But if he talks to her strategically and show her the idiotic way her team is playing the game she can be reasoned with and come around. Especially when she finds out that Cappy is not back in the game. She’ll see herself on a loosing team and want out. Hence, a new secret alliance.
Just an fyi: Kaysar asked everyone to vote him out. He didn’t want Jan to get stressed over the vote numbers. Unlike Eric who did no such thing.
Doesn’t matter. James still had his back.
ivette needs to make herself a ghetto KILLYOURSELF
I’d love to argue the James had Kaysar’s back thing some more, but I can’t keep track of what I’ve seen on the live feeds and what was chosen to be shown on tv. Two very different animals.
Enjoy watching y’all.