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Friday, August 19, 2005
12:33 am
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I know. I know. You are leaping to the PC crotch a-moistened to see what B-Side has come up with for tonight’s TVgasmic Big Brother recap. But alas, you are only stuck with I, Madeyoulaugh. I consider myself merely the fluffer for that which is B-Side, I am the Bass to his Timberlake (did I just mix up boy bands??). I accept that.
But to keep you occupied until B-Side, or BS as his friends call him (Mr. Side to me), finishes his post, I thought I would take you down memory lane. Like the Calico before the Xbox, and the book before the television, all great technological advances allow for great change. Thus, it is true with The Chenbot. From the beta version of the mid-90s to the concept Chenbots of the future, follow the jump to see where she was, where she is, and where (technology willing) she will go.
Photo essay after the jump
The Chenbot Beta was limited in its capabilities, and the microdrive had not yet allowed for slender packaging. Much of the Beta’s processor had to be stored in the bulb of her nose.
The Chenbot 1.5 allowed for some improvement including killing, skinning and wearing wild animals, but the latex covering was not color treated and tended to fade quickly when exposed to sunlight.
We all remember the lawsuit of 98, when the makers of the CHENBOT 2.0 were sued by the makers of the NORIEGABOT claiming it was merely a repackaging of their technology. A dark day for the bot movement.
Probably the largest leap forward in bot technology came with the Chenbot Pleasure Doll 1.0 whose slogan “I sucky, sucky long time” was confusing as many were unsure if that was an sexual come on, or an admission of the lack of any discernable talent/ability chip. Main changes to this bot was a resurfacing of the old facial mold, and was clearly using the new nano-tech which allowed for the slimmer nose line.
Once CBS began to manufacture the Chenbot, they redesigned her once again for a more family-friendly airbrushed “non-threatening minority” look.
Aside from a few camel toe resizings, not much has changed with the Chenbot.
But we here at TVgasm have recieved a sneak peak at ChenBot 5.0, to be revealed next year at Cannes. Scroll down for the all new CHEN BOT 5.0
She’s Chentastic!!!
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this is so much more entertaining than battle of the network reality “stars.”
OMG. I feel a regurgitation erupCHEN coming on!
Freakin awesome.
who cares about the “chenbot” i’m just thrilled that schmuck kayser got kicked off. he whined like a little baby about his betrayal…michael will console him i’m sure.
Mike, how dare you not care about our chenbot. She might come to your house now and give you a high voltage electric handshake. You would be whining too if you were betrayed by a slutty Mexican Cheerleader, but again I wouldn’t be stupid enough to trust one of them. GO JANELLE!!!!
BTW, did anybody catch that Chenbot Malfunction tonight right before the HoH comp??? She said something like who will win this Powwwebattle of Power. Its about time for her monthly repairs!!!
hahahah
hahahah
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Awesome!
That’s just crazy enough to work! They’d never be expecting it!
ha!
Go to http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com for more freaky celeb before and after pics.
Is it just me or does her ’96 photo look like Margaret Cho?