Howie Not Hate Him Last Year??

Big Brother

By madeyoulaugh | Thursday, June 15, 2006 | 9:25 am | 9 Comments

With Big Brother All Stars, or BiBAS, on the horizon, the TVgasm office is in a frenzy in preparation for the new season. In years gone by, we have uncovered the shady, humiliating or otherwise odd pasts of BB houseguests. This year however, poses a new challenge as we already know Marvin dates online, Jase was an extra and Holly did a leather fetish video. So instead of digging into their pasts, we are digging into their “what have they been up to’s.”

That said, we bring you Hurricaine Howie. Until he comes to terms and accepts his homosexuality, Howie is searching for his true love. As most of us do, Howie realizes love can’t be found in clubs or bars; you’re not going to find the woman of your dreams on the Internet, no! True love can only be found on a syndicated weekly strip like Blind Date. Here we see a more sensitive, giving, and shockingly down-to-Earth side of Howie, the likes of which were never shown on Big Brother 6. Howie, if things don’t work out with this one, may I introduce you to my sister?

9 Comments

  1. 1
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 9:34 am

    Jess needs to get a clue; she looks NOTHING like Paris Hilton!

  2. 2
    Firecat
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 9:37 am

    lol…Yeah, they re-aired this episode during BB6 I believe. He mentioned on the live feeds that he did blind date.

  3. 3
    Jennifer30309
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 11:48 am

    I agree with Howie that someone should be getting arrested. What an ass!

  4. 4
    HoneyBunny
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    Jess (with that face) is the front end of a donkey and Howie (with that smack talk) is the rear end of a donkey. They make a perfect couple.

    hb

  5. 5
    dredge
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 1:43 pm

    oh god, this is painful.

    hey hb.

  6. 6
    dredge
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 1:46 pm

    this girl is drunk AND bored. wow

  7. 7
    Kathryn
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    Calling people gay is sooooooooo hilarious and clever. Except that Howie clearly isn’t gay but loves getting off.

    Anyway, I liked him on BB6. But he really is a gigantic tool in real life. But we knew that without the Blind Date clip, didn’t we?

  8. 8
    HoneyBunny
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    Hey d ;-)

    hb

  9. 9
    subgenre
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 7:49 pm

    This is freaking BRILLIANT!!!

    Oh the beautiful Big Brother anticipation is building, Building, BUILDING!!!!

    Thanks, MYL. And excellent title. You 2 Punny!

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