It’s Just Chaos, And I Love It

Big Brother

By admin | Sunday, July 24, 2005 | 3:13 pm | 43 Comments

kaysar_nominates_jamesWhen Kaysar won Head of Household this past Thursday, we here at the TVgasm offices found ourselves presented with almost the perfect scenario for this stage of the game of Big Brother. The house was one large conglomerate of an alliance whose only bond was the persecution of the outcasts. Those outcasts included Kaysar, for his friendship with Michael and any number of reasons the mad midget Eric came up with, and Janelle, for her closeness to Michael and the fact she wanted to get back at everybody for voting out her secret partner Ashlea the first week. Now that the outcasts are effectively in power, they had a chance to stir shit up or play it safe. It looks like Kaysar and his crew decided on option A, and that is a wonderful thing.Michael’s eviction from the house was really no surprise. I still think that he got a raw deal for his behavior, but he didn’t fight his battle to stay in the house correctly, even if it was because he was up against his newfound love interest Janelle. He isolated himself and basically sealed his fate. I don’t know if people noticed, but when he left, it was one of the more tense exits from the house that we have seen the last couple of seasons. A lot of people were diplomatic and hugged him and said goodbye, but Ivette and Eric did not. Ivette “kept her happy butt in the chair” and Eric walked away because Michael “never apologized” to him. I guess all of that time he was telling Michael that they were all cool was just a bunch of bull.

And what exactly does Eric want an apology for? He never tells us. Was Michael supposed to say “Uh, Eric, I’m sorry that some people came and told you I was talking about your family and you used that misinformation to plot against me, accuse me of being a sexual predator, and then physically threaten me. Cool? Sweet.” I guess you could say that Michael never apologized for saying Eric is a midget and has a small penis, but let’s be honest – he is the shortest man in the house, and all of those steroids more than likely gave him a small penis. Truth hurts.

Other than Kaysar, Janelle was the happiest person in the house after the HOH competition. Janelle has not made a huge effort to make friends, and until she can form some sort of alliance, she would have looked forward to being on the block for a long time. Since people have picked up on how skilled she is in the game, there was no doubt she wouldn’t have lasted long. With Kaysar in the position of power, she could at least try and get one of her rivals (she mentioned Ivette and Jenny) to go before she did.

janelle_kaysar_howie_7-23-0Since people know Janelle is probably Kaysar’s closest friend in the house, it’s fun to watch people suck up to her a little bit as well. Take April, for instance. As she and Janelle are having a smoke outside, Janelle mentions that she feels like she has no friends, to which April responds “I always liked you!” April then goes on saying that she might not have liked the way Janelle was in the house, but would surely be friends if she saw her outside. When Janelle said she thinks she is the same outside the house, April’s “I like you, but I don’t like you” story is destroyed. Janelle loved it too, saying she relished the look on April’s face because “she was busted.” Well, I wouldn’t consider April busted, but she is very old. Every time I look at her Michael Jackson nose, I think it is going to fall in.

There were a lot of people who weren’t happy with Kaysar winning HOH, including Ivette, who was upset because she said Allah must have been looking over Kaysar and must have given him HOH. Well, no shit Ivette! Do you think Kaysar prays so many times a day because he is asking to get screwed over? What’s her next complaint? “Oh, that bitch April, she’s always like ‘Give us this day our daily bread.’ What’s up with that? I HATE PB&J!!”

I have been kind of going back and forth on what to think about Kaysar. I really hate his apparent pacifism, because they are always the most boring in the house. Maybe he was just laying low. When talking about his win, Kaysar said he wanted to make people kiss his ass a little bit, and that is a VERY healthy attitude in the house, at least when it comes to our entertainment.

Speculation is rampant on what is going to happen. Ivette and Maggie talk about who is going to be nominated. Maggie believes that Kaysar will keep his promise to Eric, who said he would keep Kaysar safe for one week if Kaysar promised not to nominate him if he won HOH. The thought of this infuriated Ivette, because she couldn’t stand the thought that Janelle was going to be safe, saying that it was always the dumb who go far. “Hello pot? This is kettle. By the way, you’re black.” Oh yes Ivette, we forgot that you have a job as a waitress because you needed more time to work on your graduate thesis for your MBA, or Masters in Bitchy Antics to the rest of us. But Ivette does have reason to worry. As Janelle says, nominating Ivette “is a more personal decision, because we hate her.” NICE!

The most interesting thing about Kaysar winning is not that Janelle is friends with him, but that Howie seems to be just as tight with Kaysar as anybody in the house. James walks in on them talking in the gold room and immediately reports back to Eric. James had acted like he really went into the gold room to get some nuts and not spy on what is going on. He feels patronized that they asked him to stick around, because he knows they are not lying. Ah yes, James is upset that people are lying; will the wonders never cease. Of course, when Eric hears that Howie is making friends, he starts getting a little paranoid. “I KNEW THAT HOWIE IS TROUBLE WHY IS HE MAKING FRIENDS I MUST STOP THIS I KNEW JANELLE IS TROUBLE DOES IT ANNOY ANYBODY HOW INTENSE I AM ALL THE TIME I MUST SHOUT OR ELSE I WON’T BE ABLE TO HEAR ABOVE ALL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE ARE MY PILLS SOMETIMES THAT HELPS.”

kaysar_hookahKaysar finally gets his HOH room, and he gets the normal things, like pictures, a lot of Kosher meat, and…a hookah pipe? What? A hookah pipe? Now, hookahs are completely legal and popular in many parts of the world where people use them to smoke flavored tobacco. In California, hookah bars are popular, where you can see a lot of poseurs act like they are getting stoned off of this tobacco. Maybe Kaysar does only smoke plain tobacco in his, because he does seem really devout, but there are a lot of other uses for a hookah – I’ll let you use your imagination. I thought it was a little risqué for Big Brother, who knows, maybe they’ll let Janelle bring in a vaporizer so she can smoke some poppy seeds. Seriously though, do you think the ATF just knocked down Kaysar’s door?

After everybody filed out, we learned what a lot of us expected. Kaysar told Janelle that they both lost their partners, so they might as well partner up. This is a huge risk for Kaysar, because he still has some decent good will in the house, and Janelle is probably the most hated still. They realize that everybody has a secret partner, and start naming them off. Kaysar decides that he is going to have to divide and conquer, but he still wants to feel out some people to see if he can trust them.

One of these people Kaysar wants to trust, or at least use their trust to his advantage, is James. He talks to James, and he mentions how he has figured out all of the pairings. When asked if he is with Sarah, James decides to lie, saying that he was supposed to come in with a partner, but at the last minute he had to pull out, so James went in there alone. James has told a lot of lies, and when Kaysar asks him point blank, he lies again. It seems that Kaysar believes him, and James says that if he pulls this off, he must be the best liar in the world.

When Janelle consults with Kaysar about the whole things, she tells him that James can’t be trusted and that he will say anything if it makes him safe. She says that they have to shake things up. The best thing would be for them to nominate James and Maggie. That way, you can expose two alliances, and make perhaps the two biggest power brokers in the house, James and Eric, fight against each other. It may be enough to fracture the house and realign things for a much more interesting summer. Kaysar takes the advice, but you are left wondering if all that talk James has against Janelle is starting to sink in.

While we think about that, we get some updates on a few stories in the house. First, we get Ivette talking to April. Ivette is crying because she can’t tell people in the house about her great relationship, how she met her girlfriend, how much she loves her, etc. Maybe some of the people who get the live feeds can fill me in, because I don’t want to make fun of somebody if they truly have concerns about their relationship, but what’s stopping Ivette from talking about her girlfriend? There have been openly gay people on the show, and although they have usually been single or haven’t mentioned significant others back home, I didn’t think they were prevented from saying anything. Is she afraid people at home would find out about a secret relationship? I wouldn’t think that would be the reason, because her sobbing in the diary would have ruined that.

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Over/Under on how long April tells everybody Ivette’s a lesbian? 2.5 weeks.

So Ivette is worried, but needs to tell somebody. I would think having Beau there would be enough of a support system, but she decides that she is going to tell April, who hears the news and says “Oh, I appreciate that,” to which I thought she was going to follow up with “now I can keep you away from my kids” but in reality April was very supportive and said she wouldn’t tell a soul. Good job Ivette! Tell the most gossipy woman in the house to keep a secret! What was that you said about the dumb girls always going far? You’re doing a great job.

The other bit of filler that we get is more craziness from Howie. I am a little worried because it seems that there is going to be a lot of this stuff, and if they can’t find anything else, the house is a little boring. There really isn’t much new, except that Howie likes to tell Rachel how hot she is, comment on her underwear, and straddle her from behind while she is laying on the bed. This really pisses of Eric, who really hated the way Michael treated women, so he is not going to let this stand. Oh, what’s that? Eric doesn’t care? Sorry, for a minute there, I thought he wasn’t a hypocrite.

Anyway, Howie talks about how much she wants to hook up with Rachel and talks about her old maid boobs, because the house guests still believe that Rachel is the oldest female, not having realized that perhaps $10K in plastic surgery might be able to take a few years off *cough* April *cough*. Rachel doesn’t look bad for her age, it’s just those crazy eyes that get in the way.

The food competition was a spelling bee. Oh, we love it when the Big Brother contestants have a spelling bee. Last year, we got to watch Scott spell “cheesse,” so what did we have in store this week? Well, there was a wheel that had a bunch of panels that said “PB&J”. Each contestant would get a chance to spell a common food, and if they spelled it correctly, they would take off a PB&J panel which would reveal a panel that said “Food”. At the end, one person would spin the wheel. If it landed on Food, they would get supplies for the week. If not, it was PB&J. Only four people misspelled their words. Janelle spelled spaghetti “S-P-A-G-E-T-T-I,” Rachel spelled broccoli “B-R-O-C-C-L-I,” Howie spelled rhubarb “R-U-B-A-R-B,” and Sarah spelled cauliflower “C-O-L-I-F-L-O-W-E-R.”

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Everybody decided that Kaysar should spin, and the chances were pretty good. As Janelle said “75% or 2-to-1″ chances that they win. Ahh, Janelle, I still love you for the scheming. Kaysar spun, and it looked like the house won food, but while they were celebrating, the wheel of misfortune went a couple of notches more to read “PB&J”, and the house was doomed for another week. James wondered if it was rigged (God, I hope it was), and continued saying that there is “nobody in this world that food is more important for than me.” Yeah James, nobody else in the world goes hungry. The problems of malnourishment don’t exist in places like Africa and North Korea and Indonesia. You may remember this concert called Live 8 a few weeks ago. It was a benefit to raise awareness for James’ hunger. Pink Floyd got back together and Kanye West reminded us that Big Brother was created by the CIA to make sure James goes hungry.

Next, we get still more Howie clips. This time, he is apparently a little upset that people are asking him what his religion is. He says that he is a Jedi, and starts playing light sabre with a broomstick and does some kung-fu moves in the mirror and whatnot. When a few people tell him that Jedis don’t have sex, and the only one that did went to the Dark Side, Howie says the Dark Side is not that bad. OK CBS, you must be able to find something more interesting than that. I know it’s still early in the season, but you can do better.

WIth all of that silliness out of the way, we are able to focus on the most important part of Wednesday’s episodes, the nominations. Ivette comes in, and you would think that she would offer Kaysar an apology, but she is too proud for that. She thinks that she is the smartest and that everybody should listen to her, so she tries to give Kaysar some advice. People hate Janelle because she did a lot of backstabbing. That’s news to me, but this is Ivette talking, and so Kaysar has to listen lest Ivette decides to say Kaysar beats his wife, even though I don’t believe he is married. She says that he should put up Janelle, and to prove how much the house hates Janelle, she offers herself up as a pawn. Kaysar isn’t buying it, but he does appreciate the guts she had to walk in and make the suggestion.

Kaysar really wants to get back to his original plan, and that was to see where he is with James. He talked with James, and now he wants to talk with Sarah. He asks her about her relationship with James, and she denies it. We haven’t seen responses from anybody in the house, but James and Sarah are the only ones denying a relationship. Kaysar knows how to play the game, so he tells Sarah that the other people in the house, which means Eric and his clan, wanted him to put up James and Sarah. Sarah is a sweetheart, but she believes it all, which means she is going to tell James.

James is a little too smart to believe the nomination story, and goes back to Kaysar. He tells Kaysar that if he puts up Janelle, he is going to gain a lot of respect. Unfortunately for James, he is not talking from a position of power, and his promises are empty to Kaysar. Why should Kaysar believe James now when he is almost positive that James is lying about his relationship with Sarah? The other problem is that James is trying to sort of blackmail the HOH, saying that he will be a target if he doesn’t put up Janelle. He says Janelle can’t be trusted and she will try and manipulate Kaysar to do what she wants. Kaysar thinks about if for a while, and I have to admit I was getting a little worried that Kaysar might actually nominate Janelle, even though she is his biggest ally.

When the nomination ceremony came, Kaysar decided that he wasn’t going to play it safe. He wasn’t going to try and rely on handouts from other people, he was going to try and shift the game. He did what he and Janelle had discussed earlier and nominated James and Maggie. This completely shocked the entire house. As Kaysar said, he wanted to expose some people and see some people fight. I have to give Kaysar credit for having the guts to do this move. If it works in the right way, he has completely changed the game.

james_ivette_7-23-05_nominaWhat does all of this mean? Eric arguably has the greatest influence in the house, but he has benefited from not having to show his friendship with Maggie. He doesn’t have that luxury anymore. He went after people for being too friendly with others in the house, and this will force his hand. When he is in power and has the bully pulpit, he is great at getting his way, so let’s see what happens when he is forced to strategize. As for James, he is also a powerful player. Eric picked him for the last veto competition, so you know they are friends. If James wants to stay, he is going to have to compete directly with Eric, who will be campaigning for Maggie. It will be very interesting to see where the chips fall. Even better, with James on the block, you know that he and Sarah will be exposed because she is going to believe everything Kaysar said when he sees Eric trying to save Maggie. Deals will have to be made and people are going to have to choose sides. Kaysar said it best: “It’s just chaos, and I love it!”

What do you think about the nominations? If Maggie or James is vetoed, who should be put up in their place? If the nominations are secure, who would vote to evict Maggie? James?

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43 Comments

  1. 1
    museglet
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 3:37 pm

    I hate James more than anyone in the house (well, ok, except Ivette)! Ever since the first week when he showed his redneck stupidity by blaming Clinton for corporate corruption and Carter for CIA intelligence leaks/failures (no Republicans need apply), then his obvious manipulation of Sarah whom I doubt he cares about at all except to help him win, to his idiotic statement about the food, to his blatant lie to Kaysar (who I was worried almost believed him). I hope he’s gone (if he should win POV, Kaysar should put up Sarah). Unfortunately, I fear Kaysar and Janelle will be nominated next week for revenge.

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    ellen
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 3:42 pm

    If either one is vetoed I hope that Kaysar puts up Eric. Promises or not, that man must go. Fingers crossed that Janelle wins HOH next week and puts Ivette’s Cuban ass up. I’d rather watch J. Lo watch paint dry that have to sit through another week of her.

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    floopeygirl
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 4:21 pm

    Personally, I was glad to see Kayser win HOH … he has taken so much shit that was so uncalled for it was a nice turn of events. I think Eric needs to go .. he is such an instigator that he will wind up causing more problems then he’s worth. Ivette also needs to pack up her stuff .. those two have got to get out of the house.

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    ellen
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 4:27 pm

    Imagine being Eric’s wife, and havingto support him, but knowing and SEEING what an ASS the man is in this situation.

    And, I’m all for WOMEN’S LIB, but when Kaysar “STOOD UP” to Ivette, I was cheering “GIVE HER THE BACKHAND” like I was at a boxing match.

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    tv freak
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 4:45 pm

    I thought that Michael did apoligize to him. What do ya know? Sappy Cappy is a scumbag! I never would’ve guessed. lol.

    I don’t like Ivette as much anymore but I thought the confessional about being a lesbian was sweet. Like her or hate her (most of you hate her), it was a feel good moment. Thank Goodness that Michael from Hell’s Kitchen wasn’t there to ruin it like he did on Monday.

    Kaysar and Howie have seemed to be friends from early on even before Kaysar won HOH.

    Janelle bringing in a vaporizer would be sweet. Too bad that she would kicked out of the house if she vaporized Eric!

    I didn’t order the live feeds but I think Ivette is afraid that the others will hold it against her. I know the feeling (except for the part about being gay). b.t.w. She would have blown the gay ‘secret’ to the world in episode one when she kissed her girlfriend(?) on the intro video. Oh darnit, just writing this has made me like her again. Her rude behavior entertains me.

    I laughed so hard when Janelle said 75% or 2 to 1. This just in! Janelle failed math as a child. Details at eleven! In other news, Howie has gone crazy. But, seriously, what was with the jedi thing.

    If there is a veto used, then I think Kaysar will put up Ivette. If anyone were to win and use veto, I think it would be James. I’m predicting it will be Ivette and Maggie and Maggie will go since she doesn’t seem to be well liked.

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    ellen
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 4:59 pm

    I don’t know. I think I would have been MORE entertained if Kaysar beat the crap out of Ivette.

    Howie…..UGH…..He is just PAINFUL to watch. If he were one quarter as funny as he THINKS he is….I probably STILL wouldn’t laugh.

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    The Dogg Pound
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 5:08 pm

    Even worse than Sarah’s misspelling of “Cauliflower” was her excuse. She claimed that she missed it because she was too nervous. WTF? It wasn’t like “cauliflower” was that hard, and it’s not like there was a huge crowd in the backyard watching her. Why just not admit that you’re a moron, Sarah?

    And just when I thought that Janelle was smart, she demonstrates that she can neither spell nor do simple math.

    By the way, Kaysar’s nom picks were absolutely brilliant. I’m rooting for him to win, although I doubt that he’ll get to the end unless Janelle or Howie win HOH next week.

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    B-Side
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 5:10 pm

    This was a brilliant move on Kaysar’s part. Worked on so many levels. More people should be as cunning on this show.

    Maggie and James were unlikely nominees and will certainly jar the house. Eric’s alliances will be revealed, as will Sarah’s. Plus, Kaysar keeps his word with Eric (by not putting him up) and might even stir up confusion in the house: why weren’t Eric and Ivette nominated? Is there something going on between them and Kaysar that I don’t know about?

    Hopefully, rifts will form, and with any luck, Kaysar and Janelle will take advantage.

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    ellen
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 5:40 pm

    I think Kaysar was holding true to his word with Eric not to nominate him, and with these nominations he can see the alliances crumble. Especially between James and Eric, because Eric will fight harder for Maggie. He will also get some hard evidence that James and Sarah are working together by their reactions to the nominations.

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    Retroqueen
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 5:58 pm

    Hey J-Unit excellent recap, surprised you didn’t mention……

    Ivette and GF’s pet names for each other , “Tushie-pie” ~GAG~

    And Maggie’s 10 year old girl hairstyle at the nominations

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    ellen
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 6:02 pm

    …and the irony in Howie not being given the word HAM to spell.;)

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    GNARKILL
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 6:09 pm

    I think Howie’s jedi stuff was actually pretty funny. He and Kaysar are my favourites, so I’m obviously thrilled Kaysar got HOH. James is a fucking idiot for lying to Kaysar. Chenbot is coming James and you’re about to find out about her other pair of loose lips. You’re fucked chief.

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    Lola
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 6:38 pm

    All I can say is they are editing the hell out of it. You have to take my word and pay for the live feed. It is worth every penny. I have been watching April crying for the last hour to Kaysar about what a great guy Cappie is and what a SOB James is. She is boring the hell out of Kaysar. That was probably the longest hour of his life. She swears like a sailor.

    You cannot get the whole story without watching the live feed. Kaysar is a real gentleman, and smarter than any other player.

    If you are the least bit interested in psychology, this is highly entertaining.

  14. 14
    Lola
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 6:49 pm

    I forgot to mention that the reason Ivette did not reveal that she is gay is because she thought the rest of the house would judge her for it. She said something about them not accepting her if they knew. One of the funniest things that happened today was a ***SPOILER REMOVED***.

    If you need to talk about the live feed, use the forums:

    http://forums.tvgasm.com/forum.php?req=main&id=24

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    GNARKILL
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 7:48 pm

    Lola got off light!

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    PDX Hobbit
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 11:04 pm

    Excellent recap J-Unit, as usual. I am so hooked on this season. I’m with all of you, brilliant move on Kaysar’s part. I’de been worried he was falling for James and Sarah’s lies.

    Did anyone else notice our say’s he’s straight buddy Howie, give Michael a kis on the cheek, before the hug and goodbye. That boy sets the gaydar off something fierce.

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    GNARKILL
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 11:16 pm

    Howie kisses EVERYBODY all the time.

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    B-Side
    Posted July 24, 2005 at 11:22 pm

    Well, Lola got off easy because it wasn’t a crazy spoiler that revealed results of a competition or whatever. But since we’re trying to encourage live feeds discussion in the forums, we simply removed it from the comments without our customary yelling and shouting.

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    GNARKILL
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 1:10 am

    So I’m the Chris to lola’s Elsie were TVgasm Hell’s Kitchen?

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    B-Side
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 4:54 am

    Exactly. Although, maybe we knew you had a thicker skin, so J-Unit ratcheted up his tough-love for you.

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    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 6:12 am

    great recap. I loved Kaysar’s move. From now on I’m calling him Kaysyrup because he’s soooo sweet. Now all Kaysyrup has to do is sit back and watch the teams tear each other apart. By this time next week Eric and Sarah’s group will be so fractured Kaysar & Janelle will be afterthoughts for the next HOH nominations.

    Howies implosion is only a matter of time. The fuse is set Mr. Elimidate. When he was on Elimidate he not only talked Star Wars-ease but got verbally violent with the woman who dismissed him. I hated him on Elimidate but kinda like him on BB. No matter…when the liquor starts to flow and he commands one of the girls to “kiss him because he has the force”, the shit will hit the fan. I only hope that shit comes in the form of Ivette.

    Weeks to Howie’s implosion. 1.5 weeks.

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    SaveFerris
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 8:06 am

    muscleglet, you forgot to mention that James “redneck’s stupidity” (which I guess to you means he is Republican) was deftly and cleverly countered by Eric’s liberal response.

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    Mary
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 8:31 am

    I find it interesting that Kaysar used Janelle’s suggestion of nominating Maggie and James. Shows you who the brains are in this operation (inability to spell and figure ratios aside).

    That Jedi shit with Howie was retarded. Seriously. What the hell were they thinking? No. One. Cares.

    My prediction is that James will get vetoed. Too many people like him for some dumb reason, whereas Maggie is expendable. Not to mention really ugly.

    But the most important question here is: when are people going to start having sex?

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    E.
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 9:34 am

    Eric and James are not friends. When Eric chose James for that veto comp, he said in DR that he did so only so James would think they still had an aliance. Which i think is in direct conflict with one of the many- MANY, selfrighteous speeches he and Maggie resit on a daily basis about how honest and upstanding they are.
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    bb6fan2
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 10:13 am

    Mary~ (#23)

    “Retarded” persons everywhere would balk @ being compared to Howie the Jedi King…

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    jack
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 10:32 am

    per usual, the annual spelling contest tells us all we need to know about the division of brain power in the big brother house.

    thank goodness kaysar turned out to have a spine to match his superior intellect. for a while there, it wasn’t clear whether his attempts to mediate between michael and eric indicated shrewdness or cowardice, but it looks like all of those chess matches with janelle are paying off. kaysar’s noms will also likely set off this season’s first balls-out campaigning war, as it has become evident that the pairs twist is out of the bag. i can already hear the cap’n's next sports cliche-ridden rationale for abject hypocrisy. and when he finally gets the boot (which, allah willing, will be soon), we’ll be guaranteed an adria-esque self-righteous diatribe to remember.

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    megstar
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 11:21 am

    It’s now official, the game is on. I was worried that my favorite players would be going home soon, (Kaysar and Janelle), but since he won HOH and he nominated James and Maggie (smart move!), I an so excited to see how the chips fall. Whether its 75% or 2 to 1!

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    tv freak
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 11:46 am

    Mary’s question: Maybe it already happened. Maybe they will reveal that after they reveal that everybody has a pair. Summer Of Secrets (Okay that secret was just lame). My guess is either Sarah and James, someone with Janelle, or Ivette and Sappy Cappy (if he can swear about his family then he can cheat on them, right?)

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    EROSion
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 1:06 pm

    Oh, rifts will form . . . and advantages will be taken. It’s about time for some alliance splitting. The house has been a few people against a large group for way too long.

    I HATE JAMES! Sarah, he is not “the hottest boyfriend *ever*!”.

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    smithie
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 1:20 pm

    I think it is going to come out to a 4-5 vote, in favor of maggie. Which sucks because I totally like James, is that so wrong?
    I think the reason Ivette didn’t tell everyone that she was gay was so people wouldn’t automatically put her together with Beau. I don’t think it will has anything to do with her being worried about what other people would think…

  31. 31
    smithie
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 1:20 pm

    Also for the record steroids do not give you a small penis, they shrink your balls. That being said, I’m sure Cappy Pants has a small penis…

  32. 32
    museglet
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 1:23 pm

    Yes, SaveFerris, actually the ONLY thing redeeming about Eric’s megalomania was when he took on James. And no, not all rednecks are Republicans or vice-versa, but the outrageousness of James’ comments (blaming everything wrong in the world today on the 2 Democratic presidents of the past 35 years) merited my sarcasm.

  33. 33
    smithie
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 3:56 pm

    SPEAKING OF JASE…
    Look for Jase to rear his ugly head in tonight’s premier of Kill Reality on E!, he doesn’t get cast in the movie/show which makes me realize why he went back to Ohio…If Steven Hall (RR Vegas) is considered the best “actor” of the bunch it really says something about Jase’s skills…
    I am however fairly confident he will be at the premiere party tonight…

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    James is an idiot
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 4:03 pm

    Amen museglet.
    Where does that idiot James get off blaming democrats for every ill in the world when they’ve only held the presidency 12 of the last 35 years?

    I read that while in discussion with Eric, James blamed the dems for 9/11. Seriously, WTF??? Hello, how about blaming those 19 guys on the planes?
    Obviously I’m liberal, but I don’t blame Bush or other republicans for everything that’s ever happened to this country. Nothing’s black and white. How can you have your head so far up your ass to think like that?

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    katieshole
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 4:11 pm

    Kaysar should of slapped Ivette’s nasty vile face, then beaten that bald headed troll with his new pipe. Yes, and I agree, Smithie, Cappy must have tiny schlong. I think Howie is tiny also.

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    Eric's Miniscule Penis
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 5:02 pm

    EXCELLENT episode, EXCELLENT recap.
    The only thing that would make me laugh harder at what Kaysar is doing to the house would be for one of the two to get POV, and watch the others get PO’d that they might get nominated next. The fight that would ensue would be noteworthy.
    Kaysyrup… love it.

    Ahhhhh… summer of secrets….

  37. 37
    Jeremy
    Posted July 25, 2005 at 9:35 pm

    I don’t know if someone mentioned this before, but Chenbot said that she is going to reveal the secret pairs to the houseguests on Thursday. So come Thursday, James and Sarah are busted and will have to do a lot of damage control to explain lying to Kaysar (if James isn’t evicted).

  38. 38
    jack
    Posted July 26, 2005 at 4:16 am

    i think they’re already busted–based on michael’s exit interview with the chenbot, it’s safe to say that everyone in the house is on to the pairs twist and are just waiting for the right moment to bring it into the open. it seemed like kaysar’s nominations were clearly designed to force eric’s hand, since eric will have to turn on james to save maggie.

    what’ll really change things, though, is when they find out about the half-million dollar bonus for winning the game with your partner in second place.

  39. 39
    Lyndsay
    Posted July 26, 2005 at 9:25 am

    I’m just afraid that if James or Maggie get POV, they’ll put up Janelle. I don’t want Janie to go home yet!

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    Rick D.
    Posted July 26, 2005 at 12:23 pm

    Lyndsay, the HOH picks who replaces the person on the block if someone uses the POV, not the person who won POV. I don’t think you need to worry about Kay putting Janelle up.

    Rick D.

  41. 41
    tv freak
    Posted July 26, 2005 at 1:15 pm

    Oh, Darnit! I forgot to watch Kill Reality.

  42. 42
    GNARKILL
    Posted July 26, 2005 at 7:53 pm

    You missed out tv freak it was horrible! So naturally I loved it.

  43. 43
    kent
    Posted July 27, 2005 at 2:40 am

    Actually chenbot is to reveal that each person has a partner in the house. She is not going to reveal who the partners are.
    The prize is $1 mil not a half a mil for the winner if their partner makes it to second place. If that happens then the second place person will also get $250,000. The catch is the pair has to be kept a secret. Seeing that is now down the tubes the prize reverts back to the same as the previous seasons.

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