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With only a few hours to go before the premiere of BB6, TVgasm’s coverage of the event has kicked into high gear, causing some of our readers to say, “Well this is good and all, but where’s the mind-numbing lame stuff / hysterical recaps that I rely on to get me through the day?”
It is for those people that I have compiled a small list of links and stories to calm the palette of eager Big Brother Six viewers.
Paulie shore is offering $1 to anyone who can watch 30 minutes of his new TBS show, Minding The Store, and not laugh. Putting to rest America’s snipe “if I had a dollar for every time Paulie Shore didn’t make me laugh…” To find out how you can get some of Paulie Shore’s cash, simply by watching Minding The Store, click here.
After the incredible success of Finding Farrah and the fantastic resurgence of a faltering career unseen since that Jesus guy, TV’s Batman, Adam West, has signed on to do a reality show which will follow the one-time celebrity as he does everyday former celebrity activities. I can’t wait for the weekly trips to Social Security to pick up his check, the food stamp fight with the checkout clerk, and the nightly salting of his bedroom pillow in tears for years gone by. Editor’s note: Adam West provides the voice of Mayor West on TV’s funniest show, FAMILY GUY, and any mockery of Mr. West is out of the petty jealousy of the author and denotes a small penis.
Our esteemed president has called on Senator Fred Thompson to head a quest for Sandra Day O’Connor’s replacement on the Supreme Court. Bush has chosen Senator Thompson “after watching him put bad guy after bad guy away, as a District Attorney on Law & Order. Bush has also appointed Kimmie Gibler and Lisa Turtle as Secretaries of Information.
If anything else comes up throughout the day, I’ll toss a link in here. Otherwise, together we can make it through these last few hours of waiting until BB6.