Let’s Make a Deal

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By admin | Monday, July 17, 2006 | 3:19 am | 50 Comments

bbas7-16-06 When Big Brother All Stars was announced, we had the potential for one of the greatest events ever or a complete disaster. Yes, we were going to get to see a lot of our favorites come back into the fold, but would the show become stale since we all know how most of them are going to play? So far, I have loved this season, because the people in the house know they are going to have to play the game to get farther, but everybody is so self-aware of what’s going on that the people who actually try and play the game pay the price, as evidenced by Danielle and Alison being put on the block last week.

This week, Kaysar was named HoH, which made around 82% of America happy. I was happy to see him win because it means our beloved Janey gets to stay in the house another week, but I think Kaysar has a lot to prove. Say what you will about how intelligent he is, the last thing of importance he did on the show was get double-crossed by a woman who by all accounts did only one thing very well, and even then only until her knees bled. The way he handles his week as Head of Household might be the way he cements his legacy as genius mastermind, or overrated chump. How did he do? Let’s find out.As we all know, Alison left the house on Thursday. While Danielle was clearly the happiest person in the house after Alison left, Jannelle was just as happy, even going so far as to say that she feels totally safe because Alison was the only person in the house really going after her. Either they took that statement way out of context, or Jannelle has been getting too much sun. I know she can’t see what we see, but for a person who was so good at the game, she has to realize that winning HoH and Veto in the same week makes her a huge target to everybody in the house.

When the replay changes to color, we start to learn a few things about what saved Danielle, particularly how it came to be that Marcellas voted for Alison to leave. It turns out that the season six crew (we’re trying to come up with a good name for them in the forums asked for his vote with the promise they would target Danielle later in the game. For now, I don’t think that Danielle is that dangerous for Marcellas, but he probably wouldn’t want to hear that Jannelle considers herself on “great” terms with Danielle. For Jannelle, I think it is a smart move. She needs to start making independent allies because her alliance is going to be targeted no matter what she does.

The vote to keep Danielle was 8-2, so if you go by the reason that you’re only on bad terms with people who didn’t vote to keep you, I guess you can say that there were only two people that were NOT on good terms with Danielle. One of them was Diane, which was expected because she had been closest to Alison while she was still in the house. The other one was Nakomis. Normally, this wouldn’t be such a big deal, but Nakomis acted like she was completely blindsided by the results, and knew that not being in the loop means that she is in a very bad position.

As we know, there was a little bit of controversy with the HoH competition. Had I know that James said “fuck” I would have posted it two minutes later, but I totally missed it, and therefore the decision to post goes to the recapper of the day. Rest assured, I will be listening twice as close for swear words and/or nipples on the live shows after this and will make them available for you perusal. And as always, if I miss something, feel free to send me an e-mail.

Oh, let them celebrate!

Despite all of that, it wasn’t even the funniest thing that happened. Julie first announced that Nakomis won the nomination, and then had to sheepishly apologize to Kaysar because he was the one who won. Upon Kaysar’s win, Howie and Jannelle mobbed him, which is what James was so upset about.

Now, I understand the season six people don’t want to act too tight, because the stronger they look, the bigger target they have on their backs. That is what James got so upset about. Even Jase mentioned that it was stupid for them to do it. Remembering back to his season, he recalls when he jumped into Scott’s arms after he won the Veto after Jase’s nominations, which exposed his alliance with Scott. I kind of have to call bullshit on this. The season six alliance are going to assume to be together until one of them steps out of line and votes against the group, no matter what else happens in the house. Second, while the initial embrace with Scott might have exposed Jase, it would have only taken the houseguests another week to start wondering if Jase and Scott would move to Massachusetts after the show was over.

Seriously, doesn’t Jase look like Twilda Swinton more each day?

See what I mean?

After all the excitement cleared, Jannelle, Howie, and Kaysar got together to talk a little strategy. For some reason, Howie said that they need to send Nakomis home, but luckily Janey put some sense back into the discussion and said that Will and Mike Boogie would have to be taken care of. Howie countered that they learned a very important lesson last year, which I guess is true, because Kaysar didn’t put HoH into another person’s hands this year, but I am not sure what Howie learned, or how it applies to Nakomis. In fact, there is not one thing that Howie has done since he was introduced to America that would make me want to do anything he recommends.

Even if all logic says something is good, you should do the exact opposite of what Howie says because he is that dumb. If Howie said save the whales, Greenpeace would probably start hunting them down. If Howie started the bible, the pope would become a scientologist. If Howie went to see Pirates of the Caribbean, Little Man would have broken the box office record. Do I need to go on? it’s fun to watch him make an ass of himself, but shit, watching him read gives me a headache.

Before we saw Kaysar’s HoH room, CBS decided to spend a few minutes advertising for Dr. Will’s dermatology practice. Dr. Will is an actual doctor, and he runs clinical and cosmetic dermatology practice. To some, cosmetic dermatology might be seen as a few trips to the tanning salon, but one look at Dr. Will and we know that tanning, or sunlight are not part of any prescriptions he has written lately. No, Dr. Will is talking about Botox, and how much he thinks Howie can use it.

Us? Implants? Never!

Will even suggests that Kaysar should get some Botox, saying that he sees how Kaysar takes time to trim his goatee (and pluck his eyebrows quite clearly), saying that using Botox is much the same thing. Now trimming your goatee to so it doesn’t tickle your girlfriend is one thing, but who the hell compares it to a Botox injection. Kaysar tries to explain that you have to draw the line, and then starts disparaging cosmetic surgery. It was especially funny when he talked about putting bags in your chest full of saline, and we got a great shot of the implant twins, Jannelle and Erika looking on. Will says that it is a patient’s choice and who is he to stop them from trying to look better. Normally, I would back Dr. Will and his libertarian attitude towards his patient’s rights, but I never think it’s right to take advice from a dermatologist who is trying for a Michael Jackson skin tone.

Although Will pretends not to like Kaysar, they both look alike. Notice the hair.

Now let’s add the goatee. Hmm, Dr. Will did say he was in love with himself.

Finally, let’s pretend Will went to Palm Springs for the weekend. Are they separated at birth?

Kaysar got his HoH room, and it was a big deal because the furniture changed. Oh, and Kaysar got a sweater, which Marcellas thought would go great with Kaysar’s dark hair and dark eyes. Everybody was excited to think what their room might look like should they win. But as the people cleared out, it was once again Howie and Kaysar talking about nominations. Kaysar talked about how he beat Nakomis at chess, and then said that she didn’t think far enough ahead. Howie said “That’s HUGE”, but luckily Jannelle came in just in time to do any damage Howie did by opening his mouth.

Jannelle was more upset that James wasn’t with them. James is desperately trying to hold onto the idea that people don’t think the season six folks are that tight, but he too needs to make sure he has plenty of friends. James’ other big problem is that Jannelle really trusts Jase, which I agree with. Jase has gotten better this year, but if there is anybody who is dangerously floating between alliances, it is Jase.

One of the worst things about Big Brother All Stars is that you know there are going to be relatively few romances in the house, but something seems to be brewing with Erika and Kaysar. Erika recently broke up with Josh from Big Brother 1, and she admitted that her and her mother thought Kaysar was very dreamy last year. When asking Kaysar what sort of girl he preferred, Kaysar talked about how he doesn’t want to limit himself, yada, yada, yada, which impressed Erika a lot. Erika then asked if Kaysar had ever been in love, and she was similarly impressed with that answer.

I love Erika, but Big Brothe isn’t BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

To me, it sounded like a guy trying to get a girl with big boobs to like him, just to make the Houdini! all that much more invigorating. Simmer down kids, I’m just kidding, but the real joke is this segment, because I think Erika has found a new love, and his name is Aras. Although Erika might have been joking when she said she would marry Kaysar or be his girlfriend, she was very sincere when she said that Kaysar is going to make a woman very happy one day, which is something that mothers all over the world say when they are trying to assure their friends that their son is not gay.

Overall, the Erika/Kaysar flirt segment was kind of weak, and it was followed by another segment with Will and Howie. I’m not sure if Howie is starting to bother Will, but since the “I’ve never had a retard as a friend” comment, the insults are kind of weak. Although I admit that if there was a “Yo Mamma” featuring Howie and Dr. Will battling for attention from Wilmer Valderamma, I would watch. I can see it now:

Dr. Will “Yo mamma has so many wrinkles, people used to call her Margaret Thatcher’s ass!”

Howie “Yo mamma is so white, the sun sent her an apology letter and a get well soon card!”

Dr. Will “Yo mamma is so dumb, Mike Boogie taught her to read!”

Howie: “Your mamma is so white, the Klu Klux Klan started burning crosses in front of their own houses!”

James had the best line though, asking Howie how it was like to be the fat one this year, but Howie came pretty close, placing a piece of white bread on Dr. Will’s back, pretending that he couldn’t see it. Oh yes, that’s good. “Yo momma is so white, she uses wonderbread for camo!”. Will did OK by saying Howie should rename himself “One trick pony”, but after the white bread trick, that sort of line “pales” in comparison.

While Dr. will might not have been up to the insult challenge at this point, he was really working the game. He said all of that bullshit about being mad he wasn’t nominated, but after it was through, he was really trying to figure out what to do now that season six was in power, figuring that they would come after him. Chilltown, which now includes Jase, decided that they would go to Kaysar and offer a two or three week truce to get rid of the floaters. It was just starting to get good when Howie walked in on everything. This got Jase to scoot away because, ironically, he is trying to float by and doesn’t want to seem in a strong alliance. Good job to Howie for getting something right.

Jase finds Jannelle and tries to play it off like Chilltown was talking all this crazy talk and the deal they wanted to make. Jannelle immediately knew that it would be stupid. It sounds like a good idea to take out the floaters, but like Jannelle said, who wants to waste a week at HoH gunning for Chicken George? Jase acted like he was trying to throw everybody off the scent, but the fact is that Howie really worried him, or he never would have talked to Jannelle, which was a way for him to stay cool in the eyes of Season six.

So, we’re going to take a little hiatus from the scheming to talk about the food competition. There was a big deal this year because one of the twists was going to be the end of the PB&J diet. Hey, as long as you have enough milk and nobody’s asking you who shot Alexander Hamilton, I think PB&J is fine. Maybe the producers sensed that as well, and decided there was going to be a new food for the houseguests to loathe.

One of the more disappointing things from last year was the lack of food challenges, largely attributed to the fact that Busto was getting sick or malnourished, but there were other people who had dietary restrictions. This year, there is no worry, and after letting the folks get fattened up a little bit, Kaysar told the houseguests to split up into teams. The uniforms were overalls, and BANDANAS! I wasn’t that excited to see them, but you could see how excited it made Jase. The overalls were nice, and showed off his inhuman lats, and even got Marcellas to compare his outfit to some sort of porn set in the South, but Jase really liked being able to put the mandana back on. After all, it is the mandana that really balances out the flat-ironed hair that Jase hasn’t learned how to be rid of. That being said, I’ll let you decide exactly what you think Jase’s mandana means.

But enough of that. What about the challenge? I introduce you to “Big Brother Slop”. In the game of Slop Til You drop, the two teams of six split up into three pairs. Each pair was connected using their overalls, and had to use their mouths to pick rubber rats out of a trough of the slop. Although it was kind of gross, the slop just looked like water oatmeal. Nobody wants to put their head in oatmeal that has been sitting in the sun, but it’s not like rolling around in garbage.

After much antics, which included Mike Boogie grabbing a big handful of Diane’s ass, the team of Diane, Boogie, Will, Jase, George, and Erika beat the team of Jannelle, Nakomis, James, Howie, Danielle(who always seems to lose food competitions), and Marcellas. The losing team blamed Nakomis. To win the even, each team of two had to put two rats in the basket. Nakomis messed up early, accidentally putting her own bandana into the basket instead of a rat. The extra minute it took to find the next rat proved costly, and her team lost by less than a minute.

I should add that I had planned to do at least a week this summer eating the same thing that the Big Brother contestants ate. At the time, I thought I would have a week of PB&J, but now I have this unknown slop. I would still like to tough it out and eat a weak of slop, but I need the recipe. And if anybody would like to join in my quest, just send me an e-mail. It won’t be that bad, we can just pretend that we are extras in Oliver Twist.,

We had one more little filler segment, this time featuring Howie doing some Jedi shtick with Chicken George, who is apparently his new padawan. We got some swordplay with the pool cues and a joke about Erika’s rack, but it was quite forgettable.

Kirstie Allie will join Howie and Chicken George to stay in Episode VII: Fat Jedi

Anyway, the nominations. Kaysar starts to hear some things, and almost immediately, he asks to talk with Boogie and Dr. Will. He then goes on to say that he wants to take care of the stragglers, which is perfect for Boogie, because that is his strategy as well. Kaysar says that if they agree to nominate floaters the next week, he won’t nominate Chilltown this week. You know I think this is a dumb move for Kaysar, and I need nothing more than to see Boogie’s reaction, which was screaming in the diary room saying big of a mistake it was not to nominate Chilltown. Kaysar tries to call it not an alliance, but an arrangement. Next he said that Howie is not retarded, but mentally challenged. OK, I made the last part up , but you get my point. Arguing the semantics of the relationship is not going to help anybody, especially not Kaysar.

I had hope at the nomination ceremony because Kaysar said that it was time for a little Chaos in the house, so I was holding out hope that he was going to stab Boogie and Will in the back and nominate them, but instead he nominated Diane and Nakomis, calling them both huge threats, which I guess makes sense, but I would say that the biggest threats in the house would be people who have actually won the game. And that list starts and ends with Dr. Will.

Needless to say, I am disappointed in Kaysar’s choices. He says that he wants to see the actions and reactions of people, but putting up two floaters this early doesn’t make sense. If he really wanted to see who was lining up with whom, he would have put up Dr. Will and Nakomis. Then you can see who lines up with whom. If people rally to Nakomis, you know she is your biggest threat. If people rally to Will, you know you have to deal with him.

Putting up both of these two does nothing to find out the house allegiances, and could actually muddy the waters. Unless somebody uses the veto, we aren’t going to learn anything new about the house. Basically, Kaysar is scared of Dr. Will. To be honest, it’s a lot like last year when Howie nominated James and Sarah, but maybe worse. At least last year, Maggie had to do some work. Kaysar, owning the most powerful position in the house, acted like he was the weak player and made the deal with Will and Boogie.

Maybe they edited out Boogie talking about the deal first with Kaysar, but for Kaysar to make a deal without making the others make an offer is dumb. Will and Boogie were talking about a two or week truce and got away with one week. To me, this solidifies Kaysar as a mediocre player. He criticized Nakomis for not thinking ahead very far, but Kaysar is the other extreme. He sees the big picture but can’t parse the individual moves that it will take to get him there.

Right choice?

I could be wrong and this could turn into the backdoor to end all backdoors, but I doubt it. Dr. Will learned so much more from Kaysar’s lack of nuts to nominate him that it is going to make him more dangerous to Kaysar than if Will was actually nominated. Leaving Will around even one week gives him the ability to build more alliances, scheme a little bit more, not to mention work on the weaker bonds in Kaysar’s alliance. Only time will tell.

What did you think of this episode? Did Kaysar make the right nominations? Will Chilltown betray the Kaysar truce? What do you think of the Big Brother Slop? Any other good “Yo Momma” jokes for this cast?

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1

chief113

Posted July 17, 2006 at 3:35 am

Huge mistake by Kasar. I think people have overrated him as a “smart” player. There was no need for him to play that “truce” card yet. He has so many people on his team, he could have waited to do that. I am rooting against Season 6 anyway. That is when the show will really get good…when some Season 6 people get nominated.
2

KatiesHole

Posted July 17, 2006 at 3:51 am

I think this was a mistake. Howie is an idiot, but he right. Kaysar should of nominated one from chilltown and one of the girls above.

Maybe it will be a back door plan to get Will out.

What a crybaby Erica is?? Yikes, I’m pretty and sexy, waaa, waaa, waaaa….

KH
3

dr hunter douglas

Posted July 17, 2006 at 4:04 am

I am interested to see if Kaysar will feast this week, as is his right as HOH, or if he will show solidarity with the rest of his alliance by eating the slop.
4

Testiculon

Posted July 17, 2006 at 4:09 am

Wht does America like this guy? He’s one of the biggest idiots to have ever played this game. How many times does he have to prove it?

Can I get my money back on my “Save Kaysar” magnet?
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mistichristi

Posted July 17, 2006 at 5:00 am

Ummmmmmmmmm, another weak move from Kaysar. He really does seem to believe his own hype. I’m starting to think I only liked him so much last year because I had hated the friendship so much. I would LOVE it if the final 2 are Will and Janey. I hope Nakomis is spared this week.
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Tony A.

Posted July 17, 2006 at 5:05 am

What a disappointment. Kaysar IS a tool, after all. We were fooled by his soft voice and solemn eyes and the fact that we hated Ivette and Cappy last year when they went after Kaysar. Then we admired his chivalry (and bemoaned his stupidity) when he let the cheerleader win.

So he comes back this season riding on his rep from last and lets us down once again. OF COURSE HE SHOULD HAVE NOMINATED SOMEONE FROM CHILLTOWN! WTF is the matter with that man?

J-Unit, you didn’t mention that CBS edited out the Chen’s gaffe when Kaysar won HoH! Howcum? I think they should have left it in, just to make us giggle one more time! And, J-Unit, do you actually trust Jase? Are you as dumb as Kaysar? Who the hell would trust that preening piece of BB7 slop? The man reeks distrust and YOU like him? Care to say why?

What a coincidence that Kaysar nominated the two that voted for Allie, hmmmm?

Kaysar had a chance to negotiate from a position of strength, but that might not have meant anything, anyway, because Will, Boogie (I hate that a-hole!) and Jase will betray any agreement they make with Kaysar or anyone else. Those three will get further down the road than anyone else.

Re the slop one more time. I hope this show stops veering towards the grossness of Fear Factor. Don’t need to gag while watching it. Enough of that, already. PB & J for a straight week was bad enough but it had become a BB staple.
7

EdHill

Posted July 17, 2006 at 5:51 am

You’re analysis is right on J-unit. Kaysar is the most overrated player in BB history. People like him because he’s cute and he acts like he’s this mastermind, always talking about chess and looking so serious. But then he goes and makes dumb moves. It’s like people forget he was the first player to get evicted twice in one season. Once he took is hand off that button last year he was dead to me. Also, I’m sick of him twirling his hair with his fingers. It’s annoying.

Will and Boogie are playing the game but they know the deal. It’s all showbusiness and milking your persona. At least they aren’t pretending otherwise. I can see “Boogie” just counting the dollars hes making from his crappy club every time he shtcisk it up in front of the cameras. Although the fact that hes still going with the “middle aged man in a headband” look is sad.

How bad is Chicken George? The man is utterly clueless. The live feeds everyone has nothing but disdain for him. He makes cowboy look like a supergenius. God I miss cowboy¦

I think Diane’s teeth got bigger in the last few years.
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EdHill

Posted July 17, 2006 at 5:54 am

HAving said all that , I fully support Erika and kaysar getting it on on the live feeds.
9

mistichristi

Posted July 17, 2006 at 5:58 am

Tony A,
Calm down man. J-Unit didn’t say he liked or trusted Jase , just that he is smarter this time around, which is true. Still an idiot yes, but a smarter one. I think Janey is silly for trusting him, but the point is basically that she doesn’t trust James.
10

TheSecretary

Posted July 17, 2006 at 5:58 am

I am disappointed. Clearly Nakomis is a good player, but she’s not really allied with anyone yet except Diane so she’s not much a threat right now, is she?

And Diane – well, aside from the budding “show-mance” with Boogie (shudder) has she made any kind of move yet?

I guess I can just hope for a surprising back door nomination…
11

America's Next Top Fan

Posted July 17, 2006 at 6:12 am

Once again Kaysar shows what an idiot he is. You get the opportunity to take out the power players and he puts up two people in the same alliance.

Does he even remember how his impotent nominations allowed Maggie to skate by and how that bit him in the ass.

Someone evict this arrogant asshole ASAP because he clearly should have put up Will and Nacomis or even Will/Jase.

Here’s a tip Kaysar. Stop trying to flip the game. You got luckly once but you’re not good at it.
12

America's Next Top Fan

Posted July 17, 2006 at 6:23 am

I think it’s ironic when the smartest strategists so far has been…. HOWIE, with James a close second. Yes, Howie has his finger on the pulse of each BB7 player. Kaysar should have listened to him to nominate one member from Chill Town and Nacomis’ Hicksville alliance.
13

switz

Posted July 17, 2006 at 6:27 am

I think Kaysar is starting to believe his own hype. Why does he think that every nomination is supposed to “Shake up the House”, and send a message? Kaysar, you have HOH for 1 week only…..you have to make it count, you can’t use it as a tool to try and gather information, it will only come and bite you in the end.
14

Rvrctylady

Posted July 17, 2006 at 6:30 am

OMG !!! Stupid Stupid Stupid. Kaysar has gone off his rocker. He should have tried to split two groups. I wanted to see Will and Diane go up. I like Nakomis. Or at least put up Boogie and Diane. I do not trust James or Jase. I think they will stab you in the back sooner than look at you. If HOH Kaysar does not partake in the food he is allowed, then he is really stupid…..oh well, I am sooooooo addicted to BBAS.
15

dee

Posted July 17, 2006 at 7:00 am

3rd biggest mistake in BB history right behind Kaysar’s mistake last season & Marcellas mistake with the power of veto. I hope he has a plan we dont know about.
16

Court_Love

Posted July 17, 2006 at 7:03 am

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, Kaysar.
17

Lauren

Posted July 17, 2006 at 7:18 am

I still *like* Kaysar, but before the season even started I knew he would blow it. He’s just blinded somehow in that house. I am worried for Janey too. She doesn’t seem to pick up on the Jase issue and thinks he is trustworthy. Maybe Kaysar has a secret alliance with Erika or someone, but I don’t see this ending well. At least S6 has a decent chance of getting HoH again, but they can’t get it EVERY week and it’s like they don’t think to plan. Duh, if they don’t want to “waste a week” getting rid of CG, then why do they think Chilltown or anyone else will either? Come on Janey girl get WITH IT!!!!
18

Intrepid

Posted July 17, 2006 at 8:21 am

OY, has to be one of the worst mistakes Kaysar has made, you know, other than all the other ones he has made, what a schmuck.
Personally, I like Jase, so far. And those overalls were amazing on him!

Hey B-Side, now that you all are not really pixelizing your pictures (thank you) how bout bringing back the picture of you rolling your eyes with Jennifer…? I think we all would want to see it.
19

JasonR

Posted July 17, 2006 at 8:24 am

Only time will tell if Kaysar screwed the pooch or not. Nakomis and Diane’s alliance of two would sooner or later have had to allign with Chilltown to ensure their joint survival, so maybe it wasn’t the worst move in the world. I think the BB6′ers will adopt and carry Erika for quite a while, and Danielle will hitch her wagon to Janey to ensure her safety for as long as possible. George will vote with the majority until they decide there’s no one more important to get rid of. If Will and Boogie don’t have the numbers they are completely ineffective anyway. We’ll see if this was a good move or not.
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emergencytrap

Posted July 17, 2006 at 8:24 am

I watch the feeds, so I know that they left a great deal out of the episode that made it make sense. Kaysar decided to nominate Diane and Nakomis before Will and Boogie approached him because there are rumors of a season 4 and 5 alliance. I still disagree with the noms, but the editing of the show made him seem weaker than he really is.
21

JasonR

Posted July 17, 2006 at 8:33 am

Another interesting tidbit we learned from the Kaysar-Erika flirting segment: that she’s Jewish. Anyone know if any of the other houseguests are members of the tribe?
22

subgenre

Posted July 17, 2006 at 9:04 am

I agree with emergencytrap (#20) – the Live Feeds gave a much fuller account for why Kaysar did what he did. And in what order he did it.

I only watched BB6 before this. I know there were HUGE discrepancies between what was shown on the edited shows and what actually occurred via the Live Feeds. Nowadays, there is YouTube to look at bits & pieces of missing info. Do, even BB fans without the Live Feeds can still get s fuller story. What makes me NUTS is why CBS doesn’t show the real story! Why waste time with the fake “Showmance” between Erika and Kaysar (Hey, if 25 y.o. Kaysar won’t hook up with 26 y.o. Janie, why would he go for 36 y.o. Erika? That’s not ageism. It’s just an observation.) and the Chicken George-Howie “special bus” filler, and instead use that time to give viewers more insight into strategy?

As far as Kaysar’s decision… from the Live Feeds, you *do* get a sense that he has more of a plan than what was shown on CBS. Visit the forums for more info. However, I am not entirely sure what he hopes to achieve with the others in the house by putting up 2 from the same Alliance. Yes, Diane has been kanoodling with Boogie, but does evicting her really deliver a blow to ChillTown? Doubtful.
23

Pamsey

Posted July 17, 2006 at 9:29 am

Although I was hopeful Kaysar would put up Booger and Dr. Will, I will wait and see what ultimately happens with these noms before I make up my mind whether or not this was a stupid move. I can only hope handsome Kaysar can prove all you naysayers wrong.
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Tony A.

Posted July 17, 2006 at 9:44 am

OK, OK, I take it back, J-Unit. I DON’T think you think Jase is smart and he may be “strateging” a little better this time around, but, honestly, how can Janelle be so stupid after showing flashes of brilliance and cunning last season? How can anyone even think that tool (Jase) is anything more than something like a Kleenex? (Use once and throw it away).

Again I say we were led to LOVE Kaysar because we HATED the Friendship so much last season. And we brought him back to spite those people only to have him throw it away. Me, I’m done with him. I’ll now take my sympathies to Marsalas, who has a payback for Danielle and who seems to be the nicest all-around person in the house. Hey, whatever happened to James’ girlfriend who gave her all for him? Has he even mentioned her at all? It’s still to early to tell which way the alliances will go, but I can see that Will and Kaysar are the acknowledged leaders. Kaysar will lose face after this week.
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Craig C

Posted July 17, 2006 at 9:47 am

I am hoping that Kaysar has a plan for backdooring Dr. Will. That is the only way his nominations make sense.

Otherwise he should have put up Nakomis and Boogie to see what cracks formed in the alliances.
26

tikilights

Posted July 17, 2006 at 10:06 am

How quickly people turn on Kaysar. We thought last year’s move of getting Cappy out was awesome but Maggie went on to win the HOH and nominate 2 from Kaysar’s group. You have to wait a week to see if his picks will work. It really just depends on who wins HOH this Thursday.
27

HoneyBunny

Posted July 17, 2006 at 10:24 am

Why is Kayzer (the CG pronunciation of Kaysar)spending so much time with Pasty Will, Booger and their pet, Jase? It seems less about keeping his enemies close and more about establishing the male pecking order. Janey and I are concerned…

hb
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Zharak

Posted July 17, 2006 at 10:31 am

OK, don’t click on the link if you don’t want any potential spoilers on what happened during the live feeds, but this adds more sense to his nominations and why putting them both up is smart.
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TheSecretary

Posted July 17, 2006 at 10:34 am

I’m not ready to turn on Kaysar just yet; I don’t have the live feeds this year so I can’t formulate an opinion until I finish reading through the live feed recaps. And JasonR, I agree with you, it’s possible Will & Boogie don’t have the numbers right now aren’t as all-mighty as they claim. (shocker)

HOWEVER, I am kind of glad K. didn’t nominate Dr. Will simply because I get a kick out of Botox Boy getting all butt-hurt about not getting nominated, big bad eeeevil player that he is.
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mikey

Posted July 17, 2006 at 10:39 am

> “who wants to waste a week at HoH gunning for Chicken George?”

Somebody better damn well waste a week gunning for George (I refuse to add the “Chicken” attribute). Otherwise, we’re stuck with a complete nincompoop making it to the finals (even though he wouldn’t win b/c no one would respect his “game”). I thought maybe some of his vapidity at the beginning was “playing dumb” as a strategy, which would have been cool, but he’s only managed to prove that he has no clue how the game works. Groan.
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sparky

Posted July 17, 2006 at 11:30 am

It’s not what I would have done, but since I seem to be Kaysar’s biggest (only?) supporter on this site I’ll just watch and find out what happens.

Meanwhile I think everyone is overreacting. Will and Boogie are no more dangerous than anybody else. Even if Kaysar got rid of them both tomorrow, he’d still be the #1 or #2 target. You think Nakomis or Diane wouldn’t go after him? What’s going to keep Season 6 in the game is winning competitions until they’re the only ones left. No amount of strategy really matters. They are always going to be the first targets.
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masmith103

Posted July 17, 2006 at 1:48 pm

Funniest part of the whole episode is Boogie not only grabbing a whole hand full of Diane’s crotch (not just ass) but then lifting her up and using it to push her face on the bottom of the trough for a while. Tivo rules!!!

I pray Kaysar has a more elaborate plan that what we can see from the show, if he doesn’t then to hell with him and whatever happens to him. He will deserve whatever his demise might be and the title of biggest mistake(S) ever. Or would that go to us for bringing him back another time despite the first debacle? No brainer there… its not like we can play for him.. he is a tool!
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sweetblondie

Posted July 17, 2006 at 2:01 pm

Well, I’m not ready to mutiney against the King just yet. I am choosing to believe he knows what he’s doing (fingers crossed).

I just don’t know how BB6ers can survive this season unless they win the challenges.

I also would like to see some floaters go home so it intensifies the rivalry between BB6ers and Chilltown.
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tikilights

Posted July 17, 2006 at 2:02 pm

Sparky, I completely agree. Nak and Diane were going after S6, so who cares if Kaysar gets rid of them now. S6 just needs to keep winning to not be nominated, and Nak and Diane can be very competitive (Diane outlasting Jase in that 10 hr standoff for HOH sticks in my mind). Will and Boogie don’t exactly have a stellar winning average when it comes to any competitions other than food challenges.

Kaysar also just might be playing for himself now. Speaking alone with Will/Boogie and not really clueing James and Janelle on his overall plan is kind of a red flag saying, “I’m branching out and covering my own ass.”
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anniedawg25

Posted July 17, 2006 at 2:20 pm

Something about Kaysar really bothered me in this ep. At the very end, while in the diary room he said “This is my favorite part of the game, watching people fight for their survivial. I kinad get a kick out of watching it”..or something like that. He kinda had an evil look on his face when he said it too. It got me thinking…is Kaysar REALLY such a great guy like we all though in BB6. Has he gone over to the dark side in BB7? Also, I keep getting this nagging feeling that Kaysar will somehow turn his back on the BB6 crew…even Janey. I never saw that potential in him until last night’s ep. Guess I will just have to see where his little plan will take him.

Secondly I am really bummed to see Nak and Diane up for eviction. I really like them both. I think Kaysar should have nominated at least one of the Chilltown 2…just to send a message saying that although he isn’t TOTALLY on their side, he only nominated one out of two. Ehhh we shall see!

Oh yeah, Erica dated Josh from Big Bro 1 for 5 years?!? Does that mean she was dating him during her season? I totally don’t remember her mentioning that before. Hmmm
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monkeypeanut

Posted July 17, 2006 at 2:44 pm

I don’t remember what Boogie did in BB2, but I distinctly remember Will claiming to throw most challenges so as not to appear as a threat. Why don’t the BB7ers remember this?!?! It’s driving me nuts. Will (and Jase) are not to be trusted. Period.
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sparky

Posted July 17, 2006 at 2:44 pm

tikilights, we’ll have to form our own little BB6 alliance…

My guess is that Kaysar wants to use the Diane-Boogie relationship to create some friction in the rest of the house. As Boogie and Will possibly campaign to save Diane, and Nakomis rallies to save herself, the anti-BB6ers may start fighting among themselves. Or if Will thinks Boogie should turn on Diane–more friction.

But as I say, it doesn’t matter who goes as long as BB6 keeps winning comps.
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juddfan

Posted July 17, 2006 at 2:52 pm

Dare I say, it seems the “truce” is a bow to make the show juicier for the producers . . . dismissing the floaters as in, the boring, unpopular players. Why isn’t the sea six using their power to absorb in more #’s? If they joined any other group, they could dominate almost always, then duke it out at the end from a more even numbered place . . . I don’t care what happens as long as Janey’s still in!

I’ll give Jase credit for his body, but he is a blight on the face of my TV. Also, that Booger would consider himself one of the personalities, and not a hanger on Dr. will, well . . . I do think Dr. Will is a character, but still over doing it.

oh boo hoo, I’m not nominated, people don’t see my power because Botox is evening my expressions . . .

Also, tacky to mention saline in the presense of some likely candidates . . .
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jack

Posted July 17, 2006 at 6:25 pm

i agree re: the ‘truce,’ juddfan. as j-unit observed, these boys understand that their primary purpose is to put on a show–perhaps no one more than mr. 82 %. somewhere beneath that oily mop and that magnificently groomed goatee, kaysar is imagining a climactic duel with dr. evil (where can i get one of those ‘i’m probably lying’ t-shirts?), and doesn’t want to disappoint his throngs of fans by knocking out the ultimate villain in the second week.

while it might be dumb to pass over a chance to eliminate the man who is not only the sole former winner in the house but the only person to win the game with strategy rather than floater’s luck or a streak of HoH and veto wins, the fact is that kaysar and the season 6 crew are everyone’s primary targets, so chicken george is really the only wasted nom at this point. kaysar is a little full of himself with all of his overblown ‘master strategist’ rhetoric (cue: eye-roll), but reaching out to chill town might work out for him, since will prefers the role of a scheming iago over the power position and boogie is not a huge challenge threat in the all-star talent pool. they are not likely to be an immediate threat in any capacity other than scheming, and the others are already focused on busting up the sea-sick alliance. will is a showman and boogie is his lackey, and so chill town may also be planning to stretch out their (read: will’s) battle of wits with the iraqi assassin for the viewers’ pleasure.
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Tabby Lavalamp

Posted July 17, 2006 at 6:52 pm

EdHill said, “It’s like people forget he was the first player to get evicted twice in one season.”
Or people forget that Amy in BB3 was the first player to get evicted twice in one season.

So people are justifying Kaysar’s horrible decision by talking about how Nakomis and Diane were going after the SeaSick Alliance. Well, yes, but so is most of the house. However, Nakomis and Diane were completely blindsided by the result of the eviction vote, totally abandoned by whatever alliances they had. That makes them very vulnerable and in the perfect spot to approach and bring into the SeaSick alliance.
But that would take, oh, thought and strategy.
I still say Kaysar should have nominated Will and Howie (that would have thrown the house for a loop and created a bunch of confusion).
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mistichristi

Posted July 18, 2006 at 4:48 am

You are right Tabby, Amy was the first, but Kaysar is still the dumbest since he did hand away the game.
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TinkerbellAPixie

Posted July 18, 2006 at 5:13 am

#24 – You commented about James’ girlfriend Sarah, he is still dating her and speaks to her from time to time on the feeds. He has also talked about how much he misses her. CBS just doesn’t show it.

#35 – Ericka was dating Josh during her season, I remember the scoop at the time was that on his website he had a few pages that were hidden but people were able to find the hidden links and publish photos of the two of them frolicking on the beach. More recently she was on Kill Reality the show about Josh’s Reality Show Movie.

Diane is tied to Jase who is tied to ChillTown – so for Kaysar to go after Diane he IS going after Chilltown. Chilltown is an alliance of 4 – just like BB6. And just like the BB6′ers with James, Chilltown has a potential flopper in Jase.

If Dr. Will was as strong this season as everyone fears him to be he would have been able to align with Allison (the big challenge winning threat), get Danielle out and build up his Chilltown alliance against the challenge-winning BB6. Instead – it was an 8-2 vote in favor of what the BB6 group wanted to happen.

If that’s not BB6 power I don’t know what is.
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anw821

Posted July 18, 2006 at 6:23 am

Kaysar is truly a legend in his own mind. J-Unit you are exactly right, these nominations don’t stir up anything in the house. Kaysar is soft and needs to grow a set. I knew he wouldn’t have what is takes to nominate Will or Boogie. My only hope is that a backdoor play on one of them is coming. This isn’t as bad a move as getting talked into taking your finger off the button, but it’s right up there. None of the BB6′s are going to be able to make a deal with Will or Boogie that will stick. They all need to realize this and move on.

I think the play here is to get rid of Boogie. It will make Will weaker for his time remaining on the show. Will isn’t going to win the all stars anyway.

I can’t believe I’m going to say it, but Howie had a good idea putting up Nakomis and Will or Boogie.

Everyone thinks Kaysar getting rid of Cappy in BB6 was such a brilliant move. Maggie was running that alliance from day 1. Cappy was going to seal his own fate in BB6 no matter what Kaysar did. Maggie was the play there.
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zoobabe

Posted July 18, 2006 at 7:56 am

i’m not hating on my boy kaysar yet either, but the all-Stars are SO savvy about the game and how to garner the viewers affection or disdain that unless will or Boogie start winning HOH challenges, their fate lies in their (Will’s) strategy. The swing players of Danielle/Marcellas/Erika/Chicken George are in the best positions b/c they can align with whoever they want as long as it keeps them in the game by pitting the known alliances against each other.
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Jay

Posted July 18, 2006 at 8:49 am

No on else caught Howie copping a feel of Danihell during the food challenge?

He stumbled a little then reached for her to steady himself getting a big ‘ol handful of boob.

Photo evidence on my site…
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Foxbase Alpha

Posted July 18, 2006 at 8:54 am

Mike Boogie in the Jack Shack:
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marvelann78

Posted July 18, 2006 at 9:43 am

Foxbase Alpha (#46) – you didn’t warn us there was sound!
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mistichristi

Posted July 18, 2006 at 10:16 am

WOW! GROSS, Mike is already gross enough. Yikes. Wow. That must be humiliating.
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zoobabe

Posted July 18, 2006 at 11:16 am

and Boogie wonders why he can’t find the right woman…

you gotta give gross props to the camera guy that zoomed in on the shaking box, the lotion, and the cleanup. Gross!!!!
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sparky

Posted July 18, 2006 at 1:02 pm

1. It took him less than 5 minutes. Not exactly stud material.

2. He took his shirt off but kept his pants on. What’s that about? (Not that I wanted to see any more than I did.)

3. The Chenbot has not been in a mood to humor the more annoying houseguests. I say there’s a 50% chance she’ll embarrass him about it on live TV.