I was very happy about two things this week. First, our favorite Big Brother contestant Kaysar returned triumphantly to the household with an astounding eighty-two percent the vote (and considering there were five million votes, that’s a lot of lovin’). Second, I received my “Save Kaysar!” magnet in the mail. Granted, by the time my new refrigerator trinket arrived, Kaysar had already won the vote, but I was happy to know that with my little magnet, I had supported the greatest non-political movement of the summer.
In honor of these momentous occasions (Kaysar winning the vote, me getting a toy), I decided to place my Kaysar button smack dab in the middle of the hallowed TVgasm magnetic poetry region of the fridge. As you can see, the pre-existing poem serves as quite the caption. Oddly appropriate, if I do say so myself.
Anyway, for those of you nostalgic for last week’s activism, feel free to buy a magnet or ten at the store. Otherwise, you can just check out mine.