The teat of humiliation is not dry yet!
We know Marvin likes A and Nats booty. But what else does he look for in a woman? Well, according to his match.com profile, whate ever he likes “It would be bonus if she likes to give special back rubs and foot massages (I reciprocate).” Why do I feel like I need a shower. for the complete proflie and a link stick around for the jump.
Thanks to the BBQ for bringing this to our attention. To view actual posting from Match.com click here.
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"Very Successful Bachelor" |
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I am a: |
36 yr old man |
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located in: |
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, United States |
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looking for: |
Dating: 21 to 38-year old woman |
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within 60 miles of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, United States |
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relationships: |
No Answer |
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my ethnicity: |
Black / African descent |
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body type: |
Athletic and toned |
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height: |
6’ 2” (188.0 cms) |
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sense of humor: |
Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback |
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sign: |
Scorpio |
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About me and who I’d like to date |
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I’m a successful entrepreneur, but I realize that there is more to life than work. People describe me as very outgoing and a real laugh generator. I try to find the positive in any situation. I’ve finally reached a point where my relationships have to be meaningful. I desire a woman who is as mentally deep as she is physically appealing. My lifestyle is centered around a beach community. Naturally, I enjoy water sports, fishing in the lake near my home and strolling by the ocean. My ideal woman loves to go to the beach at sunset, attend church on Sundays and help host dinner parties at home. I’ve had my heart broken in relationships so I’m still a little cautious. Be gentle with me baby……
I love women who are ambitious and motivated to contribute, not just be Mrs. Right (Mr. Right’s wife). I love it when women pamper themselves with fashion, hair, makeup , taking care of that body (workouts). It’s a real turn-on if a woman has interests beyond herself too: fishing, football(Cowboys), culinary arts, reading, and travel. It would be bonus if she likes to give special back rubs and foot massages (I reciprocate). |
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Appearance |
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height: |
6’ 2” (188.0 cms) |
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eyes: |
Brown |
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hair: |
Bald |
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hairstyle: |
Shaved |
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body type: |
Athletic and toned |
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body art: |
Wouldn’t even think about it |
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best feature: |
Butt |
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Interests |
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for fun: |
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Since I’ve been single again, I’ve travelled to Hollywood for a guest spot on TV. Partied some in Vegas, South Beach, New York, and Atlanta. In search of a good woman with good heart, If you want to be friends that’s cool too. Long term ? Maybe. |
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favorite hot spots: |
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Hot Fish Club in Myrtle Beach. You can watch the sun set over the inlet. Table 21 at The Gulf Stream cafe. If you ever see it.. you know its getting real.. Fogo De Chao in Atlanta. Club Level In South Beach. The Hudson in Manhattan on Friday night. |
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favorite things: |
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Place: Monaco & a little hotel off the coast of Southern Spain called The Castle. Food: Seafood, sushi, red meat. Wine: Mondavid Reisling. Sports: Golf, pool, body surfing. The Dallas Cowboys, Pulp FIction the movie. |
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last read: |
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10 Stupid things guys do by Dr. Laura, GQ Magazine, Real Estate Journal |
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sense of humor: |
Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback |
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sports and exercise: |
Dancing, Golf, Running, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise |
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common interests: |
No Answer |
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favorite NBA team: |
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Lifestyle |
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exercise habits: |
Always at the gym |
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daily diet: |
Meat and potatoes, Keep it healthy |
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smoke: |
No Way |
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drink: |
Social drinker, maybe one or two |
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job: |
Executive / Management |
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I’m a multi-faceted entrepreneur and a community based business owner. In addition to running a successful business and managing property, I dabble as a web designer. |
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income: |
No Answer |
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my place: |
Live with pets |
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have kids: |
None |
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want kids: |
Not sure |
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pets: |
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I have: |
Cats, Dogs, Fish, Reptiles, Birds |
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I don’t have, but like: |
Horses |
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I don’t like: |
Gerbils / Guinea Pigs / Etc., Fleas |
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Background/Values |
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ethnicity: |
Black / African descent |
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I am an African American with maternal roots in the Cherokee nation. First and foremost, I am an American. |
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faith: |
Christian / Protestant |
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I attend church almost every week. I would like it if that special lady would attend with me. My non-traditional community church is fairly informal and a lot of fun. “Forgive me if I occasionally sleeping in after a tough week”. |
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education: |
Bachelors degree |
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I have my BS from Clemson Univ. in Mgt. /Real Estate Fin. My minor is is Psy. so I can know why you are doing what you are doing. |
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languages: |
English, Spanish |
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politics: |
Liberal |
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About My Date |
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hair: |
Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde |
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eyes: |
Any |
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height: |
5’ 3” (160.0 cms) to 5’ 11” (180.0 cms) |
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body type: |
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned |
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languages: |
Any |
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ethnicity: |
Black / African descent, White / Caucasian, East Indian, Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Pacific Islander, Native American, Other |
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faith: |
Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other, Jewish, Christian / LDS, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual but not religious, Other |
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education: |
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral |
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job: |
Any |
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income: |
$25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+ |
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smoke: |
No Way |
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drink: |
Social drinker, maybe one or two |
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relationships: |
Committed relationships but never married, Widowed, Divorced, Several committed relationships — but now single, Never been in a committed relationship |
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have kids: |
None |
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want kids: |
Not sure, Probably not |
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turn-ons: |
Long hair, Power, Brainiacs |
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turn-offs: |
No Answer |
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perfect date: |
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Intimate
Sensual stroll along the beach, the sunset reflected in our eyes as we hold hands and enjoy the tide |
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If you like it, spread it!:
Marvin, Starvin’ for Love