Recap: Big Brother: Real Jenius

Big Brother

By Flipit | | 5:13 am | 37 Comments

Previously on Big Brother, Jen was an idiot, Eric spoke in morse code to America with his wackadoo eyebrows, and Amber cried and begged God to help the bump on her head from that darned tether ball to stop swelling.

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It’s all fun and games til’ someone gets head damage.

Jenius put Daniele and Dirty Dick up for eviction because they “cause negative atmosphere” and make living in the house awkward. Joe Blow is all up in areolas about it. He shrieks out as negatively as possible that no one would have any negative feelings if Jenius wasn’t here, forgetting his leaky pee pee rant and the awkward suction cups on his chest.

Daniele knows that she’s on the block because Jen’s jealous of the suitcase key under her pillow and she doesn’t seem to be too worried. Dick, well, Dick’s shirt says it all.

Dickstshirt

Tis the season of wearing T-shirts that warn people about your shitty ass personality. I’m gonna get some iron on fuzzy letters to make a shirt that says “I’m Fat Because I Hate Myself”. I’m trendy like that.

Jenius tells us that she nominated Dick and Daniele because she’s here to crush the dreams of negative people. She doesn’t want to be around anyone rude or crude. Hello, stomper of mom picture. To prove she’s generous, she lets Jameka stare at her huge saline filled jugs. Jameka has already told us that she’s hardly ever been around white people, and I can’t help but wonder what she’s gonna tell her friends when she’s back at home.

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So, Jameka, what were the white people like?

How do you feel about the nominations, Amber? She gives Daniele a hug and doesn’t cry and make it all about herself this time. Good for you, girl! Oh, wait. There she blows.




God are you there? It’s me. Margaret.

Dirty has already told us that he isn’t going to stoop so low as to campaign against his own daughter. I know I give the guy a hard time, but I believe him. He may not be a good father, or a good person, or good looking…wait. I was trying to be nice. You know what I mean. Daniele, on the other hand, seems like a sweetheart, but she has no problem admitting that she’s here to kick everyone’s butts, including her dad’s. Raaar, kitten.

Nick lays down on the floor next to her bed later on and works on a Beggin’ Strip. He tells her about his alliance with Kail and the meat heads. WOAH!! What the hell has been happening on the feeds, people? Is he SERIOUS? Please tell me that she’s at least put out a little. He looks in her eyes and sniffles. Oh Jesus no, not you too, Pomade Helmet! He says that he’s developed feelings for her. I am offended, disgusted, and mortified.

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Step away from my man, bitch!

Daniele is so touched by his honesty that she admits to only being 20 and having webbed toes. They sniffle and look into each other’s eyes. Which one’s lying? I say her (even though Nick never squeezed out any real tears and I don’t trust fake criers). People who don’t eat are secretly really angry and bitter. I guess what I am trying to say is, skinny people are evil. Mark my words.

Zack lays in the hammock with Mike and agrees with me. A guy who works out as much as Nick is bound to be a sucker for girls with .01% body fat, and Daniele’s blinding him with bones. He’s afraid that Nick will bow out on their agreement, but he’ll reserve judgment until he sees how Nick votes. “He better vote for Daniele”. Harsh. Mike just lays back and nods. Hotly.

Brosbeforehos

I’m sorry…what were you saying?

America has voted for Eric to crawl into bed with Joe, and I think it’s one of the most well-thought out decisions we’ve made as a country in a long time. I might even pull that dusty flag I bought after 9/11 out of the glove box and stick it on my antennae in the morning for the drive to work. I’m proud to be an American.

Eric paces around the living room. At first I wonder why he’s acting so apprehensive about a little gayness. I mean, come on, dude. You’re wearing a glitter shirt and two nipple rings. Then I realize that getting into bed with another man and getting into bed with Joe Blow are two very different things.

Ericbrowtalkh

Eric demonstrates his game plan.

There’s not a lot of space in Joe’s shared bed, so Eric only has room to kind of lean on top of the covers. He moves around a lot, obviously trying to get Joe to kick him out, but Joe pretends to stay asleep. He looks down at Eric like he knew this day would come eventually.

Eric can’t get Joe to kick him out of bed (a boy’s gotta eat), so he just gets up and leaves. WUSS!! FAILED!! Did anyone tell this guy that he gets ten grand for every five completed assignments? Give me the money! I’ll lick a handrail in a handicapped stall for less than a tenth of that.

The next morning, Joe decides to talk about the kinda cuddle while he and Eric take a shower. Ummm….WTF? Why are they taking a shower at the exact same time? Who followed who into that bathroom? Joe asks Eric if he has a problem with doing stuff in his sleep. Like what? Like humping people’s legs. Nope. Sorry. Wadn’t me. Joe said it was someone with dark hair. And a huge mouth. And manic eyebrows. Nope. Sorry. Move on. Nothin’ to see here.

Ericwinks

You’re winking at the wrong homo.

Jenius gathers the Houseguests and announces it’s time for ball picking. Then she giggles. Oy. She picks out Mike’s name from the bag, Daniele picks Joe, and Dick picks Amber. Then guess what Amber does?

Ambercirzies

Oh for chrissakes.

What the hell is wrong with this girl? Dustin compounds the situation by fulfilling his role as (enabler) GBF way too honorably. He holds her hands, pouts, and brushes her hair. You’re not helping, Dustin! Slap the bitch!

Jenius, sly little fox that she is, comes into the gym to talk to them and puts on her A Game. The only truth in that sentence was “Jenius” and “comes into the gym”. She tells them both that if Amber wins and targets her for eviction, she’ll retaliate by going after Dustin. Damn, girl. Keep her nominations, or else. Who would fall for that bully bs? Uh-oh. Never mind.

Jesusamber

She still has some salt left in her body, so she goes to the kitchen and sobs to Daniele, Nick, and Jameka. She hugs Nick for waaaay too long. Daniele leaves them be, but Jameka tells her to get ahold of herself and as she walks out the door, she says “I mean it!” Thank you! Please, God, let Jameka win this thing. Amber can’t hear her advice, because she’s still clinging to Nick.

Meanwhile, Jenius tries to use her same threat on Joe and he laughs in her face, which leaves her completely dumbfounded. LOL, Joe. Later, Dick comes up to her in the kitchen and tells her he’s coming after her with every disease he’s ever had. She scoffs at his herpes and challenges him to a bike race.

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AmeriJen Chopper

Joe jumps on the Dirty bandwagon and tells Jenius she had no right to threaten him and make Amber cry. Jenius explains that she only feels things when her own hideous pictures are involved and she meant no harm. While she goes off to (most likely make Amber cry again) apologize, Jameka overhears Zach tell Joe that Amber’s just emotional. She walks up to him and says “I think she’s empathetic. That’s just my opinion,” and starts to leave again. He smarts back that he’s glad she said something to him finally. She walks right back up to his face and asks him when she’s ever talked to him. Never. Ok, then, how is this any different? LOL!!

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LOVE

Zach makes another smart ass comment as she walks away and Joe tells him that people walk away from him because he’s always making snide little comments and it makes people uncomfortable. Then he takes off his shirt and talks about Dustin cheating for another hour.

Jenius apologizes to Amber for making her cry. Aw. Take your sunglasses off. You’re inside, dodo. Dirty yells at her and tells her she’s a stupid bitch who only cares about herself. Jen doesn’t understand why he’s so mean. “Because I hate you!” I am liking Dick more and more as time goes on.

Time for the competition! The back yard is decked out for Christmas, fake snow and all. Christmas in July Shuffleboard! I figure Dick will do the best at this one, cuz he’s the oldest and it’s natural to get that skill as you age. Whoever gets their puck thing the furthest from the red line in each round is eliminated and has to pick a present from under the tree. One of the gifts is the Golden Veto. I hope there’s a box of razors somewhere in there that Amber can get a hold of, cuz I’m seriously done with her.

Joe’s cut first, and his present is a slop pass. Jenius is out next. When she opens her box, she giggles and jumps up and down. Dirty snarks “Look! A personality!” LOL. Sorry, Dick. It’s just a unitard, but Jen acts like she just won a day at GlamourShots. The gift has a note that says she’ll have to wear it for a full week, which makes her even happier. She begs everyone not to steal it from her. Who the hell wants that thing? This girl is a gift that just keeps on giving.

Mike is the next one out, and he wins a romantic dinner with any HG he wants. Aw! Zach is one lucky guy. Dirty bones it, and his gift is a plasma TV. Damn. If you’re going home, that’s the way to do it. It’s down to Amber and Daniele, and of course, Amber throws it. Thankfully, she lets Daniele win without crying. Her gift is a pair of handcuffs. She has to choose a HG and stay cuffed to them for twenty for hours. I am incredibly impressed that she didn’t choose Nick. Well, maybe not. You don’t want to have to go number 2 when you’re chained to someone you wanna bone. Sorry to be gross, but it’s true. She chooses Kail, who looks absolutely thrilled.

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Merry Christmas!



For the second week in a row, Daniele has the power of veto. Jenius tries to smile, but she can’t. To make herself feel better, she puts on that unitard and traipses all over the place in it, posing whenever possible. She accessorizes with headbands, belts and stilettos and feels herself up constantly like she never realized she had a huge rack before she put on that outfit. Dick may say he hates Jen, but he’s licking his chops at her like an old perv at a merry go round. Gross.

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LooneyTard

Eric couldn’t get the cuddle prize, so he’s gonna go for the get Jess up for nomination prize instead. He goes outside and lies down in the hammock with Jen and tries to not subtly at all hint that Jessica should go. Jenius swats him down. Jessica’s harmless. Ouch. He tries again, and she rolls her eyes and says no. He tries again and she gets up so fast the hammock overturns and drops him on his ass. LOL, Jenius! Never change!

One by one, the HGs try to convince Jen to put Joe on the chopping block, and she gets so sick of being bossed around that she leaves the HOH suite. Downstairs, Nick is flexing his huge arms and staring at himself and Daniele tells him to stop it. He says he isn’t looking at himself! He can’t take his head off his shoulders and turn it back around to stare, and she says if he could, he would. He nods. “I would”. Ha. I would too if I were you. And then I’d make a trip to Fantastic Sam’s.

Jen walks in and catches them hanging out. No one says anything. They just stare at each other. Jenius is giving pouty/pissy face, but it’s harder than usual to take her seriously with her camel toe blowing in the breeze like that. She marches back upstairs to the HOH suite and announces that she’s putting Nick up. Everyone tries to talk her out of it, but she waves them off like pesky flies. She doesn’t like Nick, and he’s out. No one even tries to hide the disgust on their faces. I must say, Jen’s immature stupidity is actually pretty smart. The people who hate her the most are all in a weakened position if she goes through with it. Daniele may have the veto, but she’s going to lose one of her biggest allies no matter how the vote turns out.

Pleaseno

Please don’t do this to me.

Veto time. Daniele gives Dirty Dick a chance to say why he should stay in the house, and he says not to use the veto on him. No, do!! Oh, Dick. At least fake being a good father for once and tell her to use it on herself. You raised her to do it, for chrissakes. She gets all teary and says this is such a hard decision because of what she’s been through with her dad and no one understands them and blahblahblah, and she thanks Jen for tearing her down, because it made her stronger. She’s using it for herself. Atta girl.

Jen says “nice speech” and actually means it. She sees a nice side of Daniele that she never saw before. ?? She basically just called you a bitch, Jenius. She surprises everyone and nominates Joe. Owie. Remember what I said about Jen being smarter than you thought? My bad.

So who’s gone? My guess is Joe’s outta there. He’s loud, he’s untrustworthy, and it would be nice to have a day at the pool without having to see him in a Speedo. See you Thursday!

Flipit
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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

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37 Comments

  1. 1
    nerrawllehctim
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 5:49 am

    Great recap, Flipit. By the way, the llink to the Amber video don’t work. But I may know what you are talking about. I found that video in YouTube.

  2. 2
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 5:52 am

    hey thanks! that video you found was the one i uploaded, silly. i just embedded it wrong. thanks for the heads up! how ridiculous is that clip?

  3. 3
    c-rock
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 6:23 am

    Hi! Why were they trying to convince Jen to nominate Joe?? My DVR recording was skipping around during playback of that scene. Just wondering how the group in the HoH room picked Joe as opposed to someone else? (besides the STD factor!)

  4. 4
    Sowhat1234
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 6:41 am

    As always, flipit your recap was fantastic.

    Let me just say this…I never liked Jen until this episode aired. Yes, she’s stupid and she’s also kinda falls into that gray area (mental retardation area to be specific) but she’s not that dumb of a player.

    This episode made me retaliate against Danorexic and Nick-a! WTF was that emo talk today? It was just incredibly awkward and to be honest, Nick isn’t that hot anyway. That crying thing was the most UNCOMFORTABLE thing I have ever watched. I was trying to find out if I slit my wrist horizontally or vertically and I just bailed cuz even that was uncomfortable. Did anyone notice that his body is 200% bigger than his head?

    My argument FOR Jen is simple. Jen got all “scarface” when she went up to Amber to explain to her that she was gonna put Dustin up if she would ever retaliate during the veto competition; that was a smart yet very stupid move. Jen pretty much gave her strategy away so it wouldn’t be a suprise or the infamous line– “backstabbing”– if Jen followed through. Jen was, however, stupid enough to tell her what she was going to do. Obviously if one of your nominations takes themselves off…you’re obviously going to put someone else to threatened another person’s game! Jen was just stupid enough to tell them what she was going to do. She could have just kept it to herself…but of course, when your dealing with nick-a, Danorexic, Evil Dick (please flipit find a nick name for this guy), Amber (same for her too), you get people who’s tempers flair up instead of a game plan. They completely overanalyzed everything. (Jen kinda falls into that category too).

    Thats my two cents

  5. 5
    LoLo
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 6:44 am

    Yep. Totally choked on my morning coffee when I saw the screen grab of Eric. Good work, Flipit :)

  6. 6
    nurseratched
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 6:54 am

    wow, jen really blew up the house.

    i think that nick is not all that, daniele is too skinny to even be a butterface, and i’d be really sad if dick went home.

    i think it would have been wise to nominate nick because he’s being a skanky ho-bag revealing his alliances and showing no qualms of being unfaithful.

    and what’s with jameka getting aggressive over adjectives?

    the game is getting interesting.

  7. 7
    lickitysplit
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 7:33 am

    Finally the show begins! Jen has been my favorite from the start, and I’m so excited about the havoc she’s causing. When one person can get the whole house screaming, it’s the best ever. And her weirdo stare at Nick and Daniele was priceless.

    I have a feeling that Amber’s tears are going to get old soon, because they’re already old for us watching. I hope Jameka slaps her.

    And who is voting for Eric to do these ridiculous things? Having him go and campaign for Jess to go is the dumbest idea ever.

    Love you BB8 and tvgasm!!

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    Foxbase Alpha
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 7:51 am

    Too bad that Jen’s new outfit didn’t come with iron-on letters blazoned across the chest that said UNITARDED. CAMEL TOE BELOW would have worked too.

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    Lime23
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 7:52 am

    Oh, Flipit, hi-larious recap as usual. Particularly loved your moment of patriotic euphoria.

    Just a thought: do you think maybe your obsession with where & how Nick lavishes his attentions is, I don’t know, beginning to rival Jen’s levels of Jenvy? Jenealousy? (Yes, yes, Daniele is one thing, but to be worrying about the length of Amber’s hug?)

    One correction (cause I can’t help myself) — I believe Jenius was actually attempting to be sarcastic in her “nice speech” speech. She apparently had an even nicer “nice speech” speech all planned, then kind of choked, cause Danielle wasn’t as quite bitchy as she expected.

    I don’t know why they settled on Joe to go; I think they thought he was easy target, since no one really was aligned with him, and plus they knew that Jen was made him (Joe) because he’s the one who outed Jen to Nick in kissgate. I hate her, but I think the reason Jen threatened Amber/Joe pre-veto competition is because she thought the competition might be one where the players could hinder or take out other players, and she wanted to convince Amber/Joe to take out/hinder Dani/Dick — and not Jen/Mike. I am disappointed, though, that, after the veto comp, they didn’t show Nick talking Jenius out of putting him up; that whole conversation was probably hilarious.

  10. 10
    RachWho?
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 9:30 am

    Kickass recap, Flip! Your screengrab of Kail and Amber was the best!

    And as far as a T-shirt you might enjoy, might I recommend this one: http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1954_5446968

    I honestly bought it for my husband and he wears it with joy. He gets dirty looks from the haters, but those in the know love it. I think it should make an appearance on this season of BB, of course worn by none other than Amber.

  11. 11
    miggs
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 10:35 am

    Great recap! I like Tommy Lee- I mean Dick- more and more each episode. I hope him and Daniele have enough time together to fix their relationship.

  12. 12
    dmbislove
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Yet another hilarious recap Flipit!

    Ok so why was everyone getting so mad that Jen made Amber cry? She cries about everything, all the time! I’m sure they must have noticed by now.

    I actually kind of like Dick. It would be embarrassing to have him as your dad, but he doesn’t seem like that bad of a guy and he seems genuine when he talks of mending his relationship with Daniele.

    The America’s Player missions are really stupid and they need to come up with some better ideas.

  13. 13
    silverss396chevelle
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    First of all I hate Jen, but you have to wonder who the heck is feeding her all the information she has. The woman couldn’t figure her way out of a wet paper bag much less come up with all the damn shirts. I smell Dr. Will and Chilltown. Could there be yet another twist in the house? And what is with the colored mirrors hanging on the wall? Did anyone else see the faces that would come and go in the “Looking glass”? What more does Chenbot have in store for us mere mortals? Can we be so lucky to get Joe and his flaming magic nipples out of the house?

    WOW this season is JENNERIFFIC JENNTACULAR and JENTERESTING

    If Dick stays he needs the nick name The ExtermiJenator

  14. 14
    slutty_whore
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    Flipit, like you called that guy from Top Design “Gay Dad”, Nick should just be called “Gay Football Player.”

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    slutty_whore
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    From a strategic point of view, however, doesn’t it make MORE sense to eliminate people with alliances (Dick) earlier in the game than the people without (Joe)? I always thought the key was to nominate two-somes and if one of the two got POV, put up a member from another twosome, thus eliminating one alliance at a time and splintering house vote. In terms of Joe, his vote can be bought later in the game, by people saying they saved his ass and he owes them.

    I never bought the “take out the floater” strategy offered by Kaysar during All-Stars, but then he got voted out three times in two seasons and was soundly manipulated by Treasure Troll Jennifer in Season 6, so what can you expect from him?

  16. 16
    sparky
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    I get why all of you want Dick to stay, but I don’t get why the houseguests do. I don’t find him the least bit interesting. As for trying to be a father, he’s obviously not going with the Good Role Model approach: screaming “bitch” at someone about the same age as his daughter, etc.

    I missed why people want to get rid of Joe. Or does Jen think that this is a way to make sure Dick goes?

    And PS: Nick is hot enough, people. We’re not going to get anyone hotter this season. Don’t wish him gone yet.

  17. 17
    GIFFORDSAZ
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    Nice recap…. yeah, you made me laugh right out loud…..

    This show is the best.. I wish it would have started in June…….

    Jen must die though… we need to strangle her in her red unitard.

  18. 18
    Wondermutt
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    Whoever told Jen (maybe herself) that she was hot has serious issues. Whats hot about a fat head with black eyes and gnarly nubby teeth. Her next gift should be a bag for her head. Even then…still not hot!

    Good recap flpt!

  19. 19
    Foxbase Alpha
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    Flipit, like you called that guy from Top Design “Gay Dad”, Nick should just be called “Gay Football Player.”

    More like “Gay Former Pro”. He played the pigskin in Finland according to Wikipedia. That’s like saying you played professional basketball in Antarctica.

  20. 20
    princesspeapod
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    “Mike just lays back and nods.”

    Yep. That seems to be pretty much his entire gameplan from what I can tell. Couldn’t they at least force the eye candy to speak so we can get some screen time involving him?

  21. 21
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    Amen, sista

  22. 22
    chief113
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    Flipit, I have two questions. 1. Are you a woman, or a gay man? I ask this because of the “Step away from my man, bitch” caption. And 2., are you really fat? I ask this because of the T shirt you said you were going to make up. PS You are hilarious. Love your writing.

  23. 23
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    1. homo
    2. i am in a constant battle with fat. i complain about it endlessly while i eat ben and jerrys
    3. i love you, big chief. ty

  24. 24
    chief113
    Posted July 18, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    PPS
    Your line in the last live blog about Kail hanging herself on a nail was the best line ever. Love you too. PPPS Not homo.

  25. 25
    jampony
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 3:28 am

    Great recap, as always, flip!

  26. 26
    Tony A.
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 6:19 am

    Hmmmm. Flipit: A fat homo that doesn’t like Joe’s over-the-top bitchiness. Excellent recapper and sneaky snarkiness. Hates Jen and thinks Amber is a wreck. Dude, you rock! But you do have the hots for pomade helmet, don’t you?

    Good God, these houseguests better start hiding all the knives from Amber; the girl’s headed for a breakdown. What is this “I love them SO much” crap? She just met these people a couple of weeks ago! Watching her chained made me feel sorry for Kail, whom I don’t like because she has the attitude of the nurse that won a couple of seasons ago. What the hell was her name?

    Danielle’s replaced Terri Hatcher as the reigning TV skeletor. The girl is seriously anorexic. Scary, even. No boom-boom for that baby san! And Nick was afraid he was going to cry? How old are these people, anyway? 12?

    Still, I have to say the producers are off the blocks in record time this season, bringing out the looniness so quickly. Should be a good one!

  27. 27
    slutty_whore
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 7:43 am

    Tony A, I think you’re referring to Maggie from Season 6.

  28. 28
    Tony A.
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Thanks, slutty. I could only remember the loud Yvette from that unholy group.

  29. 29
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    sorry, tony a. he works out A LOT. can’t help it.

    hey guys! i’m making some jen-ism t-shirts today for the tvgasm store. submit yours! i don’t want to use them without your permission, so if you want yours up, give me the ok.

    foxbase alpha, you have a couple i want! let me know if it’s ok, buddy.

    LOVE

  30. 30
    Foxbase Alpha
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Flipit, knock yourself out with the tee shirts. Are you doing unitards and jorts too?

  31. 31
    Wondermutt
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    Amber = another Ivette in the making!

  32. 32
    Wondermutt
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    How about; Jender Reassignment

    Yours if you want it, Peace.

  33. 33
    Foxbase Alpha
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    Flipit, here’s another appropriate one for you:

    PREJENSTRUAL SYNDROME

  34. 34
    slutty_whore
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    I’ve got one:

    JENDER REASSIGNMENT

  35. 35
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted July 19, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    Hey Flipit – we have a whole thread in the forums with all kinds of great “Jen-isms” you might find some t-shirt topics in there too buddy.

    Oh and great job on the recap. You can have Nick, I’ll take Zach when he’s being cool – we can double. :)

  36. 36
    Posted July 20, 2007 at 3:46 am

    alright guys, there’s a new section in the store full of Jen-isms! check it out. i will add more in the coming weeks. xo

  37. 37
    c-rock
    Posted July 20, 2007 at 7:49 am

    how ’bout “photojenic” ?!?!

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