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Friday, September 7, 2007
4:24 am
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Previously on Big Brother, America handed the Dicks five hundred thousand dollars.
This Summer, I have really started to question my country. We went and stuck our nose somewhere it didn’t belong and now look what’s happened. The loudest and the meanest are prevailing while the innocent Jews, Moderates, and Christians duck for cover and wait to be obliterated. Don’t worry, I’m not talking about the war in Iraq, but that sucks, too.
This is a time we as a nation need to be united, so to get my raging emotions over the Reign of the Dicks in check, I have come up with a way to redirect the anger. I have decided to blame America Ferrera. Why pit myself against millions of (likely armed) rednecks when I can actually just stalk and threaten one cute little actress?
I’ll get you, America!!
The Chenbot is wearing diamond everything tonight and has slipped on her glittler skin. Shine a light directly on her and she’ll look like the tip of a lighthouse. Storm’s over, ChenChen, but you got three ships back to safety! Nice work! Now back to the game, you multi-tasker!
Tonight will be a Big Brother Fast Forward episode!! A whole week’s worth of competitions will be held in the next hour, and two House Guests will get the boot. It’s an uphill battle for everyone who’s not a Donato, because as the bot points out, the Dicks hold the “plower”.
Tune up on the front patio!
Jameka has become close with Jess and refuses to campaign against her. If that’s her downfall in the game, then so be it. Actually, your downfall was trying so hard to be a “good person” that you gave up five chances at the HOH suite FOR NO REASON, but who’s counting?
The Dicks talk about getting rid of Jess. She has to go this week, but Dick doesn’t like the way that Jameka hasn’t been showing any fear and wants to take her down a peg. His plan is to make her think she’s going home and then ten minutes before the competition, he’s gonna offer her a “deal with the Devil”. He is confident that she’ll take it, but I’m severely hopeful that she finally ties back her weave, slathers her face with Vaseline, screams the f word and scratches his eyes out.
When he gets Jameka alone on the patio, he tells her that he thought it would be “the cool thing to do” to let her know that she’s going into the sequester house this week and if she wants to talk about anything, she can. She tells him her views on God and peace and immigration reform and then they hug and promise to meet once a year at the Olive Garden in the Mall for the rest of their lives just to check in. That Dick. What a charmer. So far, his plan is going swimmingly.
I’m here for the children! WAAAHHHH!!!
After sobbing about wanting to win for everyone but herself, Jameka pulls her shit together and goes to tell Jessica the news, which Jessica of course immediately goes and tells Eric. The version of the story changes with each telling, but the moral stays the same. Dick has the girls skerd. Eric’s eyebrows tell Jess that they’re confident Dick is telling Jameka the truth. He made a promise and Eric and Jess both just saved he and his bony sister’s asses last week. He wouldn’t do it!! Jess is soothed by his WRONGness, as usual.
Time for America Ferrera’s next assignment. She’s already done enough damage, so today she decides to show us her charitable side and order Eric to get Jameka out of the house. He’s psyched, because the only way he has a chance in Hell of winning is with his squeak toy by his side. He thanks America for the assignment and reminds everyone to set their DVR’s season pass for Ugly Betty, premiering on September 27th!
Eric asks Dicklet to join him on the patio to watch him perform a really sad, twitchy, beggy monologue. He tells her that she’s lucky cuz she’s pretty and she can get laid by the hottest options but for guys like him, girls as blind deaf and dumb as Jess are few and far between and PLEASE DON’T TAKE HER FROM ME!! Dani gives him the impression that she’s saying “I’m not going to cock block you, dear friend”, but really she’s just spouting out “no worries”, and “you’re all good”s at him, which is LA slang for “I’m not listening to a word you’re saying.” And why should she feel pity? She gave up her hot piece of ass weeks ago for this show. The look on her face as Eric repeatedly bows his head like a dog apologizing for pooping on the carpet is such a blatant reveal of her inner bitch that I’d accuse her of being a bad actress if this were any other show.
Subtle
The bot welcomes us to the living room, where she is about to tell the HG’s about the crazy night they have ahead of them. The second Dick knows the cameras are on him, he gives a classy, heartfelt shout out to his people.
Dear Dick Fans, here’s a screensaver for ya. Don’t say I never gave ya nothin’.
Before letting Jameka and Jess plead their cases, the bot tells the HG’s that by the end of the hour, they will be down to the final four. Eric’s eyebrows shit their pants. Ok, now you can give your speeches. We don’t know whether or not Dick carried out his last minute “deal with the devil” plan or not, and Jameka’s speech is cryptic. She says that she may have made some historically stupid moves in the game, but one thing that’s been consistent is her word. If she gives it to you, you know it’s solid. OK, so she told Dick to go fuck himself cuz she gave Jess her word, right? Wait, then she says that in this game, “Strategic first, conversations later.” Huh?
Jess says that she thought the worst week in the house would be the week she had to spend with Carol, but sitting next to Jameka was harder. Aw, she’s crying! Sweet little booyah. Can I borrow five bucks? Time to vote. It’s so intense that the bot’s head explodes anti-freeze all over the screen.
Ka-Pow!
Her replacement is wheeled in just in time to give Eric his next assignment from that little bitch, America. After the HOH competition is held, she will ask one of the HG’s to lead everyone back inside. That’s the person he has to target. Eric giggles and shifts his eyes really fast. This guy’s about to crack. Yay!
Dick votes against Jessica, which means Jameka most likely took the bait. DAMMIT. Dicklet tells the bot that it’s really haaard knowing two people are getting evicted. She is wearing a dress that’s made from the same fabric used on the eviction couch and she’ll just die if she has to sit there later. She “unfortunately” has to vote against keeping her word and sticking to an alliance and possibly breaking her brother’s pattern of being a lying backstabbing evildoer Jessica.
When Jess is told she’s out, she cries and hugs Meka. Eric takes her in his arms and tells her that he’s so sorry and he’s gonna win this game for her. Gee thanks. Ass. You winning half a mil that could have been hers would be so romantic. She rolls her eyes at first, but he doesn’t let go and she kisses him goodbye. Aw. LOVE YA BOOYAH!!
The Dicks and Zach thankfully don’t muster the gumption to fake hug her and tell her how much they love her as she leaves, and when Eric makes his way to the kitchen, he says he’s not surprised and he understands. Well, you should. You and your mousey magazine assistant friend packed your girl’s bags last week. He tells Daniele that he would have appreciated the truth when he asked for it and she starts in with her “I knooooow! But…” The editors cut her off, but I am sure she continued on to say “you don’t understand how haaaard it iiiiis for meeee!!!”
Jess squints as shiny Chen asks her if she didn’t campaign because Eric’s eyebrows assured her that she was safe. She answers yes, but it wouldn’t have done her any good to campaign anyways. She knew she couldn’t trust the Donatos but she thought she could. Sentences like that one are the reason I love this girl. She feels that their minds might have been made up when they got wind of the double eviction cuz they were like seriously scared of her. Aw. Now that’s spirit. The bot asks her if her feelings for Eric were real and she cries and says that they are!! Cute! I can’t wait til she finds out who he’s been seeing behind her back. I’ll meet you in Burbank and we’ll team up to find Ferrara and beat her ass, Jess!
In the goodbye videos, the Dicks say how sorry they are, Zach says how sorry he is and Jameka says how sorry she is. Sorry doesn’t buy Prada, bitches! Eric cries and states his love, and you know he means it because for the first time EVER, his eyebrows don’t move once in five full seconds and he makes the same face an orangutan makes before it shows you the orange in it’s mouth.
Show me the orange! Go ahead cutie! Show me the orange!
The remaining HG’s head out to the backyard for the HOH competition while America decides who to make her little toy target next. The only players in today’s game will be Eric and the Dicks. They are on a three step platform. The step below them says AFTER and the one behind them says BEFORE. They will answer the bot’s questions by stepping up or down, and whoever doesn’t guess wrong or fall on their ass wins.
First question. Did Nick choose Dicklet as his slurp mate before or after he had already hit on every woman (besides Fail) in the house? They all guess after. That was an easy one. Next question: Did Dick threaten to ass rape Jenius before or after she called him a skeezy old perv and refused to let him rub butter off her? Dick has to think about that one. He can remember wanting to violently rape her before, but did he actually vocalize it or was that later? He eventually joins Eric and Dicklet on after. Correct!
Dani’s the only one who correctly answers that Amber became a meth addict after she had a child, putting her in the lead. The score is even again after she wrongly guesses that God slapped a sexual harassment suit on Jameka before she said she could taste Him. Dani and Eric are tied for the lead after guessing that Nick told Joe he’d given a guy a blowjob before giving Joe a blowjob.
Eric and Dani get the next question right, putting the Dicks at 4 and Eric in the lead with 5. Dicklet looks like she’s gonna have a nervous breakdown. The competitive side of this girl just cracks me up. When it comes to winning games, Dicklet wants her oompa loompa NOW, daddy! The Dicks tie the score with Eric by guessing Jessica went for Eric after he went freeballing in loose shorts on the patio. Eric guessed before, which is both cute and sad.
Final question! Did Janelle call Dick sexy before or after she took mind altering drugs? Dick is of course delusional and answers before…and he’s right! What? RIGGED! What woman would say those things sober?? Damn you, Janelle!
Dick is the new HOH! Oh, crap. Thank God his reign will be short. And possibly really, really ugly, because America has told Eric to campaign against…drumroll, DICKLET!! Wow, America. Way to spell IHATEYOU out for poor Eric. The HG’s are given a couple of moments to chat. Eric and Jameka whisper rapidly, but all I hear is…
OMG WTF we’re dead shit taste God gangsta OMG no chance dead bye love ya call me love your hair hope it wins.
The mood in the house is tense, to say the least. Dick paces around so fast he almost has a lung collapse, and when everyone is brought back to the living room, Eric says he doesn’t even need to announce the nominees cuz everyone knows Dick’s gonna put up his little sister. Man, I gotta give Eric credit. Even after being completely whipped and torn apart by America, he does his best to carry out his orders like a good little gimp. Dick nominates his eyebrows and Jameka. No shocker there.
The Veto competition’s a doozy. All five of the remaining players put on protective gear and stand on a target in the middle of the backyard. Over five thousand balls will rain down on them. They have to find the green ones and put them in a tube. Whoever fills their tube first wins. Before the balls even start falling, Eric tries to lean on Zach and block him. LOL. Zach, who’s like…uh, seven feet tall, just brushes him off. As I watch this segment, I have to pause because I am laughing so hard. Oh, Eric!
McLovin: the 25 Year Old Hawaiian Organ Donor
All you hear are rubber balls hitting the floor and the players’ helmets along with a soundrack of “Ow! Ow my head! Ow my face!” from Dicklet, like she’s the only one being subjected to the pelting. She runs off screen and screams “OW! What the fuck was that??” We didn’t see what happened, but Eric might have tried to lean back on her. Man, he’s really smooth. He jumps up and down and swats his hands through the air like he’s being attacked by bees. The bot announces that Jameka is disqualified for putting a blue ball in her tube and Jameka yells that it must have just landed there and she had nothing to do with it. She yell begs “watch the tape, Julie!!” Sorry, no time, and Zach wins anyway.
The HG’s gather back in the living room for the last round of voting. Jameka looks like she is about to hyperventilate as she desperately announces that she feels like she “still has a lot to contribute to this house”. Well, you lose a lot, so there’s that. Eric tells Zach that he has no expectation that the veto will be used, but he, equally as desperately, reminds the HG’s that everyone on the jury hates his ass and he hasn’t won a competition in weeks. True, but Dick is biting his nails and is plainly thinking about smoking you right now.
Zach says that he isn’t going to use the veto, and Jameka has calmed down a bit by the time we’re back from commercial. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m a woman of my word, I’m a good good woman of my word and I’m a good person woman who stands by her word. Word.” Eric reminds Zach and the Dicks that he’s the only reason they’re still in the game and even though they betrayed him today, he would hope they’d at least have the decency to let him make the final four. Dicklet looks touched by the speech.
Are we there yet?
Zach and Daniele both vote out Eric, and he’s pissed. But, just like every other victim that’s been led to the meat grinder by the family from Hell, he is too much of a wimp to say anything about just getting royally fucked by the Dicks. Instead, he wishes everyone luck and says no sour grapes just a game we should totally hang out soon live long and prosper I’m wishing on a star for ya. Dicklet cheerily says “Give Jen our regards!” Instead of punching her in the face, he laughs that he hopes Jenius has been killed in a shark attack by now. Sorry, wuss. That was you.
As he makes his way to the patio, the Dicks scurry into the bathroom to confirm that Jameka’s ass is next. Dick reminds his little sister that even if Jameka wins HOH this week, she promised she would leave them alone and Jameka is too much of a sucka to go back on her word. Oh, man, Jameka. You let him get to you? Boooooo!
The bot asks Eric how he feels after wanting to get into the BB house for so long. He says it was an honor to be America’s player and he’s grateful and go to hell, you backstabbing morons. Is his love for his squeak toy real or was it all strategy? He says that in no way was he faking it and he’s just sorry that America screwed her over, too. Now he’s off for some really awkward moments in sequester. I’m both infuriated with America and thrilled for Jameka. Whatever happens in the last few episodes will happen, but I can go to bed smiling about at least one of the players who got the axe tonight.
Bye bye, bitch.
Man. We all knew it was coming down to this. It’s now a David and Goliath story. Can Jameka finally get her shit together and start winning competitions in order to even the score here? Will the Donatos be rewarded for being the biggest assholes ever? Or will Zach keep up his winning streak and take the whole thing? It was written long ago that the meek shall inherit the Earth…
And you thought I didn’t read the Bible.
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Goddammit, I KNEW it. Last night was worse than watching Mike Boogie win. About the only thing I enjoyed was Eric letting America know the scrofulous Dick with his whining bitch daughter are going to be sharing $550,000.00 because they like them. Why, oh, why did America shine its torch on this pair of assholes?
Why do you think America voting to target Daniele was anti-Eric? It was pro-Eric, we saw Daniele orchestrate Jessica’s elimination, and immediately wanted Eric to take revenge. The voting was before Dick won HoH.
Anyway, another season where none of my favorites will win. That makes…7 seasons so far.
sorry for deleting your comments wed184 but NO SPOILERS HERE please.
as for saying america got anti-eric, america screwed eric over and then at the last second had him turn on the only alliance that could have pulled him through to the end (if they weren’t snivelling liars). i know reading it back to myself that it’s a stretch, but that episode stressed me out. by the end of that hour i blamed america for everything bad that’s ever happened in the world. what can i tell ya?
i take the “IHATEYOU” from America back and change it to “2LITTLE2L8SORRYSUCKA”. better?
xo
Goddamn I love and hate this show. If Zach had any balls, he would have used the Veto, making Dick put up Daniele. Then they could all vote out Daniele, Dick wouldn’t be eligible for HoH, and it would be 3 against Dick. Oh well, in a perfect world, right?
I’m speculating that Eric will give Jessica half his money. It seems like something a lovestruck geek would do, plus without her help he wouldn’t have been as successful.
Thanks for the fast and funny recap!
Yah, I’m with Merrick. The anti-Dicklet vote was post-Jessica eviction & pre-HOH competition &, and was, I think, the only silver lining on this episode from hell. Too little, too late, but it shows what happens when you cut Nebraska out of the voting. (j/k) (Oh, Mountain & Pacific voters? I’m sorry but we here on the EAST hate the DICKLET!!!!)
I guess I can also take some solace in the fact that the campaign by Janelle and her ilk to force Eric vote to evict Jessica obviously failed. Nebraska, you are forgiven somewhat. Booyah!
So, I’m not sure I’m going to watch anymore,, but … go Zachmeka?
i know this is pretty obvious, but is zach the most ignorant and dense person in the world?!? i started to get some faith in his game when he encouraged jess/eric to put up one of the donatos because they were “fire” together and they would never go against each other. um…so how has this changed AT ALL now that you have joined an alliance with them?? they still hate you, they are still using you. the only chance he would have had to get to the final two was to use the veto and vote out danielle. what a freaking moron. and what an f u to him that after voting out eric dick and dicklet went into the bathroom and wouldn’t let zach join them. get a freaking clue.
finally, i would have loved to see dick’s reaction if danielle got voted out and everyone kept saying “it’s just a game, it’s jsut strategy.” i think his head would have exploded.
Agree with pbjunkie and tulip618…Zach is a moron. Doesn’t he realize that he will place no better than 3rd while aligned with the Donato Reign of Terror?? I had a brief glimmer of hope after he won POV that he would use it and Daniele would be sent packing, but then I remembered it was Zach we were talking about … a f*cking idiot.
I also loved the “it’s just strategy…” excuse from Dicklet and her dad. I said while watching, I would have LOVED to have seen their reaction had Eric and Jessica pulled some shit like that on them. “Oh it’s just strategy Dicklet, sorry. you don’t understand how haaaard this was for me!!”
I can only hope that one day Daniele realizes she is as big a scumbag as her dad, if not moreso. I can’t even stand to look at her face on my tv screen. HATE!
It actually got to the point last night where i was thinking i may not watch the rest of the season because of the inevitable donato win. It is definitely worse than boogie winning, by far.
I found it pitiful that Zach had no girlfriend whose pictures would have gone on his hOH wall. Now he thinks he’s going to get lots of chicks after BB8. Poor, deluded fool. How does he think he can beat the Dicks? He did have his last chance to beat out the Donatos and go final two with Eric, but he din’t have enough time to cogitate the alternatives to his decision, so he blindly stuck to a plan that dooms him to be left out at the end. Kinda feel sorry for the big guy, but, hey, stupid is…stupid. BTW, my silver lining is that Jess and Eric will at least get a couple of weeks of rest together at sequester, with the knowledge that America will not be allowed to watch. Call it a pre-honeymoon. Jess’s melons will at last be accessible to Eric with no cameras. Yowza! Wonder if he brought any condoms?
No problem, flip. I didn’t even think it went through anyway.
Is it a spoiler to say that I just read that America’s Player is still playing?? He will be casting his final vote on who we tell him to pick.
Can this get any worse this year?? God help us!
Wow, I can’t believe I now have to hold my nose and root for nice, but virtually worthless gameplayer Jameka. And if she goes, we have the prospects of the most detestable final two since Allison and Jun many summers ago.
Eric could have done a better job in his speech at the veto to say to Zach: “if you’re playing for third place, then don’t use the veto, but if you want to win, you need to use the veto and I’ll help you break up the Dicky duo.” He didn’t articulate it very well, and Zach was too dense to figure it out (or all the attention Dick and Dani have lavished upon him have has him so happy thinking someone finally likes him that he’s not thinking clearly).
Although I like Eric and admire the way he took some tough directives from America Ferrara and made them work to his advantage, he did time and again play it safe with the Dicks and for that reason I can’t feel too bad about his ouster. I will miss America’s squeak toy though. How hot did she look in that bikini last night??
-JR
Well, bummer.
This show never ceases to amaze in its ability to suck me in and then leave me watching the last two weeks while holding my nose. It’s like having to finish a really bad book – it’s a waste of time but you can’t help wanting to see how things turn out.
I mean really : Allison / Jun ; Maggie / Yvette ; Mike / Erica – Can we not have one year where the final two are not irredeemable a-holes?
I am so disgusted by what went down last night. Someone needs to smack that smug look off Dani’s face. I will volunteer. I think the most infuriating thing for me was when Eric was talking to Julie (right after being booted). He said to her that the Dicks would have been gone a long time ago had he been in charge. Didn’t he win the veto last week and choose NOT to use it????? Hasn’t Jessica been HOH twice which essentially means Eric was HOH. He could have talked her into putting them up. I haven’t minded Eric but that just pissed me off. My blood is boiling just writing about it!
Zach is SO STUPID. And I am pissed that neither Eric or Jameka were smart enough to spell it out for him. It’s you last plea. Put it out there. Either you get voted out and don’t have to listen to the Dicks or Zach is smart and you get rid of the Dicks. Either way you are safe from the rage. How utterly beautiful would it have been to watch Dick being forced to put up Dicklet. But alas life is not fair or pretty.
Secondly, what was with Eric’s exit interview with the Chenbot? He had me screaming at the TV set. “I would have done the same thing if I had the power”. Uhm….YOU HAD THE POWER LAST WEEK!!! He so deserves to be gone. That was just stupid ignorance to not listen to Jess and think that big man knows better. He got what he deserved but now we are forced to watch the Dicks win. Maybe now Dicklet can pay her father back for the boob job.
Yeah, not sure about Zach. Zach presumably wants to get Dicklet out, because he has long wanted to go to F2 with Dick. (He thinks he can win against Dick, because Dick is mean.) Why didn’t he take Dani out when he had a chance? Why, oh why? Was it a last act of obeisance to the long-departed, pink-n-glittery spirit of St. Nick? Fall on the sword, Zach; Nick doesn’t even like you. Is he just a fool? He told Jameka that he thought about using the veto, but was more threatened/ concerned about Eric. What-ever.
But, still: Go Zachmeka.
i totally agree with jasonr-i was disappointed that eric didn’t mention in his speech about zach doing no better than third if he didn’t use the veto. maybe he didn’t want to piss off the donatos just in case? but hey…it’s only strategy.
Corrie2,
I also was screaming at Eric for saying that stuff at first. But when you look at it from his perspective, he thought that AMERICA (btw – can I tell you how proud I am to be Canadian during this mess? lol) was pulling for D&D and he didn’t want to piss off America by putting them up.
Pierce,
I only started watching BB because of TVGams recaps (thanks again TVGASM!!) and first watched Season 6 and of course, was hooked! So I have YET to watch a season of BB withouth completey detesting the finalists. I feel your pain.
I try to take slocase in the thought of Dicklet realizeing how much we hate her when she gets out but the truth is she’ll be lauging all the way to the bank. (sigh)
GO MEKA! Please?
ok one more thing. sorry, but the whole thing got me so angry. danielle always talks about how its not “personal” but didn’t last week she said she was still pissed about nick being gone and she was going to get eric for it? ugh. the hyprocisy of the donatos never ceases to amaze me. and i will also be happy to punch that smirk off her face.
I am so sick of these people, Like Zach, that feel their integrity and honesty mean they have to sacrifice a possible winning play. Zach and Mike both screwed themselves this season by staying true to their word, when the point of this game is to lie, cheat, steal, and screw your way to the top. Just like high school.
PS – I will also take a number to bitch slap that smirk off Dicklets face.
I just saw the spelling mistakes in my first post…ouch.
Haha…I love this show. I also love how angry people get over it.
What is with “good people” suddenly being supported for winning? It is a show about lying, cheating and backstabbing to win money. You’re not supposed to play it for anyone else or with ethics.
And, technically, Daniele didn’t lie to Eric. She told him that he was good and totally avoided answering the question. It made me love her more.
I am satisfied with the final four and would be happy to see any of the 4 win.
Haha…I love this show. I also love how angry people get over it.
What is with “good people” suddenly being supported for winning? It is a show about lying, cheating and backstabbing to win money. You’re not supposed to play it for anyone else or with ethics.
And, technically, Daniele didn’t lie to Eric. She told him that he was good and totally avoided answering the question. It made me love her more.
I am satisfied with the final four and would be happy to see any of the 4 win.
god gave Jameka blue balls
OK, so what happens if Zach nominates the Donatos this week? Surely he can count on Jameka. Will there be a POV comp? How are the final 3 decided on?
i too am constantly amazed by people up in arms over the biggest backstabbers doing well in these types of shows… why all the surprise?
it’s all personal preference, but i’d rather see a weasel who played a good game win it, rather than someone who did nothing, took no chances, won no competitions, etc. (i’m looking at you Jammy)
as President of Team Dani, I could never root for her getting voted out by a shrewd Zach move last night… but i must agree with #6 tulip… watching Dick’s head explode woulda made Dustin’s reaction look stoic.
and Tony A. (#8), i think Jess’ melons will be off limits for awhile… she was STEAMING PISSED at Eric for making her vote out Amber… homie’s gonna be doing some serious ass-kissing… the sequester house is the one i’d like a 24/7 live feed on…. wow.
PDS
Prez, Team Dani
#5- Again with the Nebraska jokes!
:p
Like it or not, the Dicks have played one hell of a game together.
Totally agree with JasonR #10. Eric could have done a MUCH better job with his veto speech. When dealing with a doofus, you must always spell out the plan! What are D&D gonna do if you call them out, vote you out?
I also think the veto comp was HILARIOUS. The producers knew that had to put together a competition that any idiot could win to give Eric a fighting chance. (You know they were sitting around thinking, what’s Eric good at?) Unfortunately for CBS, Zach is a much bigger idiot.
Chenbot was so sparkly last night she looked like a disco ball. I was mesmerized.
Go Zach!
OK, last post, but Merick: Don’t be mad, I said “j/k”!!! Nebraska, I”m sure, is a lovely place. * Go Cornhuskers! *
Daniphiles: For me, It’s not so much that I am rooting FOR the “good people” to win (I mean, is the Zachster really that good?) — it’s just that I’m rooting AGAINST the Donatos. And it’s not so much that the Donatos backstab & lie to get ahead in the game (because they all backstab & lie to some extent), it’s because they SUCK.
Tony A: The key here is who wins POV. Assuming the HOH does not win POV, the person who wins POV gets to choose between the other 2 remaining HGs as to who goes home. If the HOH wins POV, he/she presumably keeps his/her nominations the same, and then the person who is not on the block gets to chose between the 2 on the block as to who to send home. Really, the initial HOH nominations almost don’t matter.
Totally agree with JasonR #10. Eric could have done a MUCH better job with his veto speech. When dealing with a doofus, you must always spell out the plan! What are D&D gonna do if you call them out, vote you out?
I also think the veto comp was HILARIOUS. The producers knew that had to put together a competition that any idiot could win to give Eric a fighting chance. (You know they were sitting around thinking, what’s Eric good at?) Unfortunately for CBS, Zach is a much bigger idiot.
Chenbot was so sparkly last night she looked like a disco ball. I was mesmerized.
Go Zach!
Lets only hope Zach will figure out theres no way he will hit final 2 with Scratchy & Dan-Wail. Go Jameka!
personally, i have no problem with all the lying, cheating, and backstabbing action. it is how you play the game. i just don’t like hypocrites, and i think the dicks are hypocrites–and poor sports, and whiners who can dish it out, but not take it–i could go on, but i will just leave it at HATE.
Zach would still have a chance at top 2 if he or Jameka (not likely)could get HOH and POV and get rid of dicklet. i don’t think he would beat anyone left in the final 2, but he could still get second.
Jameka sitting out the 5 HOH comps saved her, but not anyone else in her alliance, which kinda sucks for them.
i still feel sorry for Eric because even though he could have had Jessica nominate one or both of the dicks–and used the POV to get one put up–he couldn’t be sure that he could get them out because he didn’t know who he would have to vote for. had he known that he was going to win POV he could have got one of them out, but getting Jess to put one of them up and then having to vote for them to stay would have sucked, and there weren’t enough people left to try to explain away the vote, so that would have ended his alliance with Jess too.
For the life of me I cannot find any Donato lovers(other than the 2 on here). WTF people? Why is CBS so in love with these two trashy assholes? I think I had an aneurism last night.Thank God for you flipit, otherwise I might have to climb a tower. I can’t even blame this on rednecks though because I live around a few of them and they hate the Dicks too. Well they did, one went missing and the other 2 are in jail………long story. Anyway I want to see these people who are rooting for these slimy, backstabbing, disgusting etc, fuckbags!!!!!
America’s Player was a complete waste of time for anybody not named Donato. And Zach, you weasly little bastard, if I hadn’t already seen your tiny spotted penis I would have been truely shocked at the lack of balls you have. HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!
OK GOD, seriously……….
And by the way, BBAD will be so thrilling now. Let’s see, WhineyAnorexicBitchDani will be in a corner somewhere picking her scabs, ZachNoNUTS will be off picking his nose Dickgusting will be picking his crabby crotch and hopefully the highlight will be Jameka making out with God. Wooooo-hoooooo!
I don’t understand the Donato bashing. No, Dick is NOT likable. But he and Danielle are the only two from the twist that mostly looked past their past, played together, and PLAYED THE GAME.
The whiner players that talk about honesty and integrity? Have they ever even watched this show before? Has an honest, upfront, never lied or back stabbed housemate ever won this game?
And as a 43 year old, as much as I detest Dick personally I have to cheer him on for making it this far. The oldest in the house is usually voted out very early on. I have to admit it’s refreshing seeing the “old” player make it so much farther than the younger folk.
That said, if Jameka gets HOH and doesn’t put up the Dicks, then it’s her own fault if the Dicks are the Final 2. If Jameka and Zach haven’t figured it out yet, either one could win over the Dicks in the final 2.
dacoyle,
You personally detest Dick yet you do not understand all the Donato bashing?
HUH?
And at the ancient old age of “43″ you have to cheer on the “old” guy?
I realize at the ripe old age of “43″ it must be hard to see and hear but………DAMN!
God Bless you for getting out of bed long enough to post, I’ll keep you in my prayers.
I kid of course, we all have a right to our own opinions, except when they are the ramblings of a “43″ year old codger, sorry that just slipped out. Now go take some Geritol, put on your truss, and take a loooong loooong nappy.
Love & Smooches
did anyone notice when jameeka was dq’d that when they broke her the news, she yelled “Eric!” I might have heard wrong. i can not root for her if she can automatically blame eric. zach is an idiot. dani is such a hypocrite and so much worse than dick. and dick is a scumbag. i have never missed an episode since i started watching in season 6, but i dont think i will watch anymore. i will need to use your recaps, and i think i might watch the finale to see the jury rip into dick and danielle, who will obviously make final 2.
on a side note, flipit, why were you upset about america screwing eric over? werent you the one who was campaigning to vote for the most interesting choices?
did anyone notice when jameeka was dq’d that when they broke her the news, she yelled “Eric!” I might have heard wrong. i can not root for her if she can automatically blame eric. zach is an idiot. dani is such a hypocrite and so much worse than dick. and dick is a scumbag. i have never missed an episode since i started watching in season 6, but i dont think i will watch anymore. i will need to use your recaps, and i think i might watch the finale to see the jury rip into dick and danielle, who will obviously make final 2.
on a side note, flipit, why were you upset about america screwing eric over? werent you the one who was campaigning to vote for the most interesting choices?
At this point, I’m no longer watching the show. Hell! I only read the end of this recap to see who got eliminated. I have to think that the only reason that the Dicks are still around is that everyone expects to win if they go up against them. If not, they are all idiots…..
P.S. I think that this season has proved that this show promotes and encourages the most amoral, disgusting behavior (ie burning someone with a cigarette, lying, backstabbing, etc…) and honestly I think that it’s kind of a poor statement on the values that are being encouraged in our society (sorry about the ranting, I’ll stop now)
I’m the ultimate Eric hater and I was so excited to watch his demise at the hands of the others. It made for a great night of television. But as I look back at my summer with America’s Penis, I realize, I’m gonna miss that little pipsqueek. He was what every great TV show needs to make it great…. a villian…. ammean, spiteful, obnoxious villian!!! Sure he was no “BEN” from “LOST” but he was just as interesting to watch fuck with the others on the island. So, Hats off to you Eric…. you made my summer fun hating you and I’m gonna miss the hate.
collavoce, i totally agree. dick’s name says it all
im hoping that meeka or zach wins and puts both their tattooed, repulsive butts on the chopping block.
perhaps it would be better if a dick wins hoh, and zach or meeka win pov. that way, a dick would be on the block, and zach or meeka could vote them out
So disappointing Eric & Jessica are gone….
I hope Jameka takes it with Zach in second place.
OMG….This show sucks so bad. Daniele is the biggest spoiled rotten baby.It’s okay for the D’s to break their alliances, and hurt people because remember it’s purly strategic, nothing personnel. To watch her cry when she doesn’t win cracks me up and when she throws her baby fits this sucks, this sucks, this sucks. Awwwww poor Dani……Gooooooo Zach… this is your last chance…
OMG….This show sucks so bad. Daniele is the biggest spoiled rotten baby.It’s okay for the D’s to break their alliances, and hurt people because remember it’s purly strategic, nothing personnel. To watch her cry when she doesn’t win cracks me up and when she throws her baby fits this sucks, this sucks, this sucks. Awwwww poor Dani……Gooooooo Zach… this is your last chance…
OMG….This show sucks so bad. Daniele is the biggest spoiled rotten baby.It’s okay for the D’s to break their alliances, and hurt people because remember it’s purly strategic, nothing personnel. To watch her cry when she doesn’t win cracks me up and when she throws her baby fits this sucks, this sucks, this sucks. Awwwww poor Dani……Gooooooo Zach… this is your last chance…
Dick and Dani need to lose this game to Zach. I think it would kill them.
Flipit….love your recap, it’s better than the real thing. But i’m wondering if you actually think Dick and Dicklet are brother and sister? NOT! Dicklet is the daughter of Dick, estranged though they were prior to the show, and Vincent (who wrote the Dick a letter when he was HOH) is the other evil spawn of the Dick…thereby making him the Dicklet’s brother.
deevoevo – the idea is the immaturity level of Dick makes him like a 20 year-old (and I believe that’s insulting to most 20 year olds). Therefore, more like a brother than a responsible parent.
holla! yeah what cajah said. and also they were raised by the same woman.
i dreamt dicklet was chasing me last night. isn’t that sick? i have got to get out of my house.
Was she screaming, “It’s juuust sooooooooo haaaaaaarrrd, you don’t underrrrrstaaaaand. It’s sooooooooooo fruuuuuustrating…….