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Friday, August 3, 2007
7:11 am
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Previously on Big Brother, Dustin went shopping instead of making sure (Dick’s) his original nominations were upheld, Nick was thrown into the eviction nominations at the last second because America told Eric’s eyebrows to vote against Kail, and God proved once and for all that he is watching this show by telling Jameka to save Jenius. Yay God!
God has awarded you this BFF locket. The other half is around His neck. Sorry, Amber.
Dramatic music swells as our lovable bot reminds us of the dire circumstances two of the HG’s are in this week, but it’s hard to pay attention to what she’s saying because I’m sobbing and beating the floor.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I accepted the cheesy moustache, the bandannas, and even the soul patch. But a MOHAWK? Four strikes and you’re out. No, wait. That’s not how you play baseball! Five strikes! Come baaaaaack!
I wish the Chenbot would just cut off a piece of that huge old lady dining room table cloth she’s wearing and reach through the screen to cover his head. I feel a little bit better when Jenius shows some sensitivity and holds Kail and Nick’s hands, assuring them that everyone loves them and it’s just a game. HAHA. No, she doesn’t do that. Instead, she obliviously puts on lip gloss and stares into space as the dramatic music intensifies, which makes me lol and lifts my spirits immensely. Thank you Jameka for sparing Jen, and thank you God for bein’ gangsta.
Nick doesn’t freak out when he’s nominated, because he figures he’s seen as a strong player who might be a threat down the line. Kail, on the other hand, is losing her shit. Dustin had promised her that he was gunning for Zach, and once again, it looks like she’s screwed. My question is, how did Kail know to pack all these headbands before she knew the theme of the house? She looks like Alice got lost in Wonderland and became very old and confused.
I’m gonna be chasing that GD rabbit until I wither up and die.
Dustin tells us that Nick’s nom was a house decision and it was time to get rid of “the weasel”. Keep talkin’ big, Prissy Fingers. You boned it pretty hard during the Veto comp. Kail comes into the HOH suite right after nominations and corners him. He explains that no one likes Nick anymore because of his assumed alliance with Dick and Daniele, and everyone thinks he voted against the house last week. She can’t believe that Amber would agree to that. Agree to it? She instigated it. You wouldn’t know it though, because she’s sobbing like her dog just came down with Kennel Cough.
Hide the meth.
Dustin tells Kail that Amber’s jealousy about Nick choosing Daniele over her friendship with Nick is so strong that it’s keeping her from concentrating on the game, and he assures Kail that he has more than four votes to keep her safe. He’s not very convincing as he shakes his iced tea bottle in a nervous lewd gesture. Kail tries to ignore it, but she can’t help but uncomfortably glance down at him jerking his Snapple.
Daniele is so so sad. Nick comes into her room to ask her if she knew about him going up and she puts her head in her hands and cries. He doesn’t even hug her! Come on, Nick! All she did was betray you! Some people are so easily miffed. Next, he wants an explanation from Dick. Here was his response:
Nick almost pleadingly reminds him that he promised he would look after his daughter, and Dick says that everyone knows he just wanted “those two bitches” out in the first place. Don’t blame him. Eric joins them and Nick asks them both if everyone knew he was going up. Eric stutters and Dick exhales. But it was supposed to be Zach! Cue Zach. Nick snaps at him to go back inside and Zach just stands there, as Zach tends to do. “I thought I was close to you, dude.” Jesus Christ. You have me feeling sorry for ZACH? What the hell is going on today?
Nick isn’t getting any answers, so he just says “expect the unexpected” and leaves. I know what would make you feel better! The only haircut that could possibly be more unflattering than the Pomade Helmet! As he goes, Eric says “Let us know if you need anything.” LOL. Thanks, come again. Have a nice day.
Amber is in bed sobbing her guts out, and Nick comes in to rub her back and cuddle. She chokes “I didn’t see this coming!” WHAT?!?! YOU DELILAH! She not only totally screwed him over, now she’s getting what she wanted in the first place. Her head in his nut sack. He strokes her hair and tells her “everything’s gonna be alright, dollface.” Wow. She’s not playing for a hundred grand, she’s playing for a slab of beef. AND SHE’S SCORING! This girl is way more devious than I gave her credit for. And way sluttier.
How he doesn’t have a boner right now is beyond me.
Nick asks her if she knew he was going up and she denies, denies, denies. Sure, his name came up, but she had no idea Dustin was gonna do it! He says that the only two people he wants to hang out with are her and Daniele. OUCH. Still bringin’ up Boany Joanie. This is the only time Amber stops crying for two seconds. Don’t blow it now, Amber. She starts the gasping for air thing back up with her face in his crotch and tells him she loves him sooooooo much! He condescendingly coos that he loves her back. Then they do it right there on the snot soaked sheets.
When he’s done, he goes to see Daniele again. She asks him for the God’s honest truth. Was he the second vote for Kail? He says no, and she asks him to promise, because everyone thinks that he was the second vote, and that’s why he’s up. She’s telling him this because she’s trying to help him and he pshaws. She iiiiissss!! He tells her that the feelings he felt for her were real, and he would have done anything to protect her. She gets that siren wail on and calls after him. “What did I do?” Crying didn’t work. Whining didn’t work. Congrats, homely boyfriend back home! You win!
Nick finally goes to confront Dustin, who is sitting at his sick friend’s bedside. If you wanna scare a gay kid, act like a pissed off, menacing jock. I was hiding under my covers while Nick puffed his chest out and tried to pick a fight, but Dustin just nodded like a psychiatrist listening to a patient rant and rave. Nick keeps poking, and says he wants people to be “real in my face”. He’s basically blubbering nonsense at this point, but his tone’s still scary. He finishes by saying “it’s all good” and “no hard feelings”, but I wouldn’t want to run into him in a dark alley. If I were Dustin. As Flipit I totally would. Dustin starts biting his lip as Amber stares catatonically at nothing. If you don’t move, he won’t see you. It’s an old trick but a reliable one. It works! Nick leaves without acknowledging her and she starts…deep breath…CRYING. Oh put a cork in it. You’re leaking all over the bed.
Jen and Kail are hanging out on the round beds when Dick comes in to berate Jen. Again. She’s a stupid fuckin cocksuckin whore bleepbleepbleeeeeeeep cock whore bitch fuck for using Jameka like that! Stupid bleeeeppbeeeepppp. Jenius smiles and says that she loves herself. Then he brings up the crying over her picture and taking down the pic of her mom and cockfuckbitchfuck’s some more. He’s really going full force psycho now, and Kail tiptoes out of the room. What a pal. Jenius keeps on smiling and uses the old I’m rubber / you’re spew defense, which really gets him going. He looks like he’s gonna beat the shit out of her. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? He’s always an ass, but he’s becoming completely irrational and more than a little scary. Jen smiles some more and he bleeps himself out of the room.
Man, you won’t let an old skeezy slime ball rub butter off you one time…
Jen goes to the bathroom, where Eric is watching Daniele’s mind tick. Jenius says that she’s sorry Daniele had to deal with that looza her whole life. LOL. Of course, Daniele doesn’t take kindly to this. She tells us that Jen’s a mean, horrible person. Then Kail comes in and says that was the worst Dick rant yet, and you can see it on Daniele’s face. One of her men was put up for eviction and the other’s Dick. Screwed.
Later, Nick is over it! You can tell because synthesized rock guitars are blasting and he’s turning on clippers. I take a deep breath and flinch as he shaves his head. Dick watches on and tries to stick up for Daniele. Shut up Dick. This is called grooming. It takes concentration.
Yo, Craptastic Sam’s. Get the rest of your face while you’re at it.
In the kitchen, Daniele tells Amber that she doesn’t even want to have a conversation with her when Jen’s in the room. Jenius passes to leave quietly and Daniele calls her back in, bringing out the siren whine. She shrieks that Jen has been a bitch from day one and she’s sick of it. What has Daniele ever done to her? Jen says that she’s tried to befriend Daniele and received a cold shoulder in return every time. Daniele says just because she’s a bitch doesn’t give Jen the right to be a bitch back.
Nick and Dick come in to listen to Daniele squeak and whine. Nick passes by Jen and calls her a stupid bitch. Wow, a haircut really can change a man. You were nice a second ago. Dick proudly watches Daniele lose control and go off on Jen, like he’s seeing his kid ride a bike without training wheels for the first time. He shouts random obscenities from the sidelines and at one point he and Daniele are yelling in unison. Ah, family. You can dye the apple, you can starve it; you can even give it dentures and boobs, but it’s still gonna fall right next to the tree it grew on.
The Dicks keep on shouting. Jen says that she doesn’t approve of Daniele cheating on her poor homely boyfriend (snap) and Dick throws a few bleeps at her. Jenius says she has morals and boobs that could float a sinking plane and she would never cheat. It’s “poor values”. Daniele retorts “You’re poor values!” Good one. Don’t tell me. Debate team.
To seal his bonding moment with his daughter, Dick walks up to Jen and pours his tea on her head before leaving the kitchen with Daniele. Jen mutters a few nonsensical syllables, but otherwise stays calm and drinks large gulps of her Evian while shaking out her hair. Nick comes back in just in time to hear her mutter “we can’t all be twelve.” He tells her to shut the fuck up and leave his bag of bones alone. Jen said she was referring to the Dick who just poured tea on her head, not the twiggy shrieky Dicklet, but Nick yells at her again to shut the fuck up and tells her no one likes her. She says she doesn’t care and gulps down more Evian. Guess if you’re gonna have a nervous habit, that’s a healthy one to have. Her pipes will definitely be cleaned out tonight. Nick storms out all douchehawked and bleepy. Ok, let me get this straight. Both Dick and Daniele turned on Nick, but Jen’s the bitch. Just making sure.
Can you get hepatitis through your scalp?
In just a second, we’re gonna get Jen’s scalp tests back, but first, Chenbot is going to get up, walk toward the camera, and tilt her head. Well done, bot! Here’s an alarm clock to snack on during commercial break.
Who do the HG’s think should go this week? Daniele says Kail because she’s “useless”, Dick agrees but says for his daughter’s sake he hopes Nick goes. How in the hell would one of your kid’s only allies leaving be good for her? Goddamit this guy’s a moron. Amber, who’s trying to hide her weight gain with a bright red supermarket check out girl apron, thinks Nick’s a genuine person, which means naturally he should go so she won’t have anyone to depend on. Oooh, burn, Dustin. Without Nick there, she thinks she might be able to stop crying all the time. I don’t know how any of this makes any kind of sense, but Amber, please don’t stop crying. It’s the only time you make me smile.
Cleanup on aisle seven? WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
After commercial break, Amber is on a treadmill. Don’t hurt yourself there, babe. Nick is trying to get information out of her, and she tells him that no one wants to be honest with him about how he got nominated because it will make them look bad. She’s completely calm now and has no problem lying with a straight face. I think it’s straight. It might just be so puffy from sobbing that she can’t move it anymore. Nick thinks that his friends (her, Jameka, and Daniele) won’t vote against him (WRONG) and he also seems to think he’s got Dick (WRONG) and Jessica (who knows with that girl?). Amber has no answers for him. She just stares down at her legs like she can’t believe they’re moving so fast. I am hoping for her to have a heart attack any second.
Eric has decided to show his true colors tonight. He tells us that he’s disliked Nick from the very beginning and there’s only room for “one Cassanova in the house”. I LOL before realizing he’s not kidding. He proves he means business by getting Dustin to shave his head for him. Of course, he gets a faux hawk instead of a mohawk, which is way lamer. Eric is convinced that it’s gonna be the scrawny Jewish kid from NY who wins it this time, not the giant hot football stud. Eric is waaaay confident today, and it makes me not like him. The reason people don’t like guys like Nick is because they’re arrogant assholes. Please, Eric, stay the sweet little weirdo you are. Sweet chicken, man!
Twins.
In private time now for the America’s Dork Challenge, Eric’s eyebrows are even dickish today. When he finds out that we want him to campaign against Kail, he tells us that he’s disappointed we don’t value his strategic input. Huh? Shut up and do it. You’re strategy’s to be the biggest dork possible, and there’s nothing we can do to get in your way. Dance, monkey!
Self-Important Brows
He starts with Jessica, who’s an easy sell because she already detests Kail. Eric goes over a laundry list of reasons anyway, including the fact that Kail’s an old hag. Dude, she already took your bait. Pull your pole out of the water, no reason to be a shit head about it. Then he goes to the HOH room with the alliance of 100 and tells them that he wants to pitch why they should get rid of Kail. Dick snipes “really…?” and rolls his eyes at the rest of the room. Dustin agrees with Dick!
Eric asks for them to hear him out. First of all, they all hate Kail, and second of all, she’s a strong player and won the first HOH Challenge. Dick is immediately swayed, and all of his bimbo disciples seem to follow his lead as usual. Dustin agrees with Dick! Ugh, Dustin. He sits in his HOH robe clinging to the last shreds of power and nods like he’s actually thinking things.
Hmmm…I wonder how many grey shirts I should take to Barbados.
Dick and Daniele chat on the patio. It’s dawned on Dick, thanks to America’s Eyebrows, that getting Nick out of the house might not be their best option. No shit. He thinks that playing with the whole group is dumb because everyone’s only looking out for themselves. On Big Brother? Why the hell would they do that?
Time to gather for voting. Chen asks the ladies what they think of Nick’s new look, and Amber says fine is fine. It’s not the hair, it’s the lay, Julie! Did Eric shave his head as a sign of solidarity? Eric shouts like Julie’s in the rafters. He’s not being supportive of Nick, he just wanted to shake things up in a completely unoriginal way. Well done! He says that his new cut is called the “shark’s fin”. Uhhh….that’s not a fin. Maybe a tail…
This Shark Tale is less gay.
Chen asks Jenius how she stayed so calm and Jen pulls out her consistently riveting explanation: “What. Ever.” Dick says he doesn’t want to apologize. He just wishes the glass was “more full”. If the University of Phoenix Online isn’t buying commercial time during this show, they should be.
Chen tilts to Jameka. If God told her to save Jen, what is his ultimate plan for Jameka? She doesn’t know God’s will, but she hopes it’s that she wins. I’m sure it is. God’s all about greed. She tells us that she wants Nick out, because Zach’s his slave and it would be nice to see Zach wander around the house like a lost kid. Also, Kail does the dishes and puts them away every day. LOL, Jameka. That’s why I kept my last lovuh. I finally found the strength to break up with him when a friend suggested paper plates. I haven’t been in a codependent relationship since.
The bot questions Dustin in the HOH suite. Does he regret being a greedy little bitch and taking the trip and the money? He says once he’s outta there he’s out and he’s happy to take his girlfriend to Barbados. This is the second or third time he’s used that term. At first I thought he meant it like “Hey, girlfriend!”, but after reading the comments section of these recaps, I realized he might possibly mean “the girl I am currently having vaginal intercourse with”. Ick. Why would you put handlebars on a semi-cute boy’s head and then waste them on an actual girl? I have never had a more confusing relationship with God than I have had since watching this season.
The bot asks Dustin what he thinks of Dick being abusive to the women in the house, and he says he’s ok with it because Dick took “all the brute of it” this week. HUH? Dustin thinks that Dick being Dick took everyone’s attention off the fact that he acted like a fat housewife on Supermarket Sweep during the Veto Competition. Keep telling yourself that, Dusty.
Time for closing arguments. Kail says that just because she can’t pronounce “appreciate” doesn’t mean that she doesn’t love everyone in the house and Nick professes his love for Daniele. Wow. You truly are a sucker.
Jen speedwalks to cast her vote against Nick, and Zach votes against Kail. Chenbot asks us how Jameka’s faith will guide her vote tonight. LOL, bot. Jameka votes for clean dishes, and Eric tells us that he gunned for Kail as hard as he could, but if he failed, just give him one more chance and he will guarantee either she or Jenius will go home next week, America! He’s still wearing arrogant brows, and his still has a faux hawk. Boo.
Jess votes with the alliance of 100 even though she hates Kail, and Amber votes for Nick while she pulls on that GD necklace.
Hi honey! Mommy’s a lying, backstabbing Judas! Love you!
The Dicks both vote against Nick, which makes them incredibly stupid and puts the only hot piece of ass out on the street. Ah well, at least there’s Eric. WHYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Amber sobs and walks around getting pity hugs from everyone, like maybe they forgot that she’s the one who got his ass out of there. This chick is so fuckin’ wack I don’t even know what to say anymore.
The bot asks Nick who he thinks the second vote against Kail was, since we all know his ass was framed. He blames, who else? Jen. Eric’s eyebrows come on the screen and boast about being America’s Player. Nick holds back tears and repeats “expect the unexpected” again. That he professes his love for Daniele while repeatedly quoting Oscar Wilde makes me realize that he’s just confusing enough to stalk. Hey, a boy’s gotta have a hobby.
The goodbyes are pretty predictable. Amber puffs her face up like the pumpkin Cinderella hitched a ride in and Dick does that old diseased Backstreet Boy pose he does and lectures Nick about how horribly he played the game. The bot tells the HG’s to make their way back to the backyard, and then she stumbles over her lines explaining that they’re about to compete for HOH. Then she starts spinning in circles and looping “You’ve Got Mail! You’ve Got Mail! You’ve Got…” Reboot.
Today’s Challenge is to sit on giant clocks that swing back and forth. Whoever stays on the longest wins. I’m voting for Jen on this one for obvious stripperly reasons. The girl looks like she knows her way around both poles and mechanical bulls. Besides, she’s wearing biker gloves. She has to win. And there’s a twist! They have to hang upside down like bats while fake bird poop is dropped all over them. And the show’s over! WHAT?? If you wanna know what happened, you gotta pay for Showtime or the 24 hr feeds, suckas! BASTARDS!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
I dare you to cry now.
As you know, spoilers are not allowed in this section, but if you wanna find out who won HOH, check out the spoiler thread in the forums! And as always, thanks for being here! xo
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Yes, first comment. So who is cockfuckbitchfuck? You’re very creative.
Wow. I’m just speechless after watching last night’s show. I hated Jen from day 1 but show by show she has grown on me. I am now even rooting for her to win. Dick is out of control. I read updates about the live feeds so I knew about him dumping the tea on Jen’s head. And it seems like he berates her just about every hour, sometimes worse than what was shown last night. How can you not feel sorry for her? No one deserves to be treated that way. Yes, she’s shallow and self-centered. But she doesn’t go around the house talking shit about people and she isn’t scheming and backstabbing people. From what I’ve read about the live feeds she has never done or said anything to Daniele since she was HOH. Yes, she was pissed at Daniele for hanging out with Nick, but she seems to have gotten over that. It’s just ridiculous that she is allowed to be continually verbally abused by Dick.
As for Amber I couldn’t believe she had the nerve to cry and carry on because Nick got nominated when she is the one who suggested it in the first place. And like everyone else in America I am so sick of the constant crying. In fact I’m surprised when she ISN’T crying. How embarrassing for her daughter, to see her mother act like an idiot on TV. And what a great role model for her daughter. Sheesh.
I am just so pissed off that I can’t even type everything I want to. I’m going to go stick my head in the freezer now to cool off.
Ugh the CBS editing drives me crazy. This is not a spoiler – since it refers to past events – but Nick has been begging to shave his head for a week (since before Mike left) and BB made him wait. So then they gave him the Travis Bickle treatment in editing. And – Eric and Dustin also shaved their heads but it wasn’t to be copycats.
As for Kail and her headbands – they annoy me. Why wear a headband if you aren’t going to use it to hold your hair back? She has all these long stupid pieces in front of the headband that just bugggggg me.
Great recap Flip – and fast too. Sorry our crush (Nick) is gone. I was really sad to see him go. For all the talk Dick does about his great ‘game’ he goofed on that particular move.
OH! I forgot! Great recap as usual, Flipit! Thanks for getting it up so fast.
Corri,
The reason Daniele got into it with Jen is because whenever Dick picks on Jen, Jen tosses a snide remark at Daniele. Whatever you think of Dick it’s not cool that Jen goes for the weaker one (Daniele) rather than taking on Dick directly.
Huh, TinkerbellaPixie…I don’t know if we were watching the same show but she’s not passing remarks or going for the weakest one…lets remind ourselves thats it basically her against the house. The only thing Jen said to Danielle was that she didn’t know how that monkey-faced-anorexic-bitch (Danielle) deals with senior-monkey-faced-fatass-cocksucker (hint hint Dick her father). Thats not a snide remark, as a matter of fact I remember Jen saying something in the lines of “You’re a strong person” when she passed her in the bathroom.
When the fight broke out between Jen and those 3 bone heads (nick being obviously the one with the less bones…Y’all, I think he tosses salads on his spare time), Jen was definetly being attacked. The only ammo Jen had was the fact that Danielle obviously cheated on her bf. Its not really an attack since the whole country knows what she’s been doing but as far as I’m concerned what would you do if someone were to question your morals like that? The only strong person in this house right now that I’m rooting for is Jen. I have never seen anyone just fend off the shit that she’s been through. I said it before and I say it again, Jen is now my favorite. I’m erasing all the bullshit shes done in the beginning.
As for the other losers in this game…now that Nicks gone, we’ll finally have something to watch. BTW, PLEASE LOOK AT THAT PICTURE WITH AMBER CRYING ON HIS LAP…NICK’S WEARING NAIL POLISH!!!!! I just want these fucking people to take their asses out of their heads and start thinking strategically instead of aligning themselves with the whole house.
Let me just end my rant by saying this…I want the scapegoats of the house to make it to the end and yes I’m backing up Kail.
Jen, Kail, Zack for the end!!!!
Its funny, I don’t have a favorite this season. I hate everyone a little bit. Of course I hate some more than others, but this is definitely the most collectively douchey casts ever. I watch BBAD and have the live feed, and these people are all crappy.
Its like, a person starts to grow on you, and then they do something shitty and whack. Everybody sucks.
At what point do we start calling the Alliance of 100 the Friendship?
I started to respect Jen the day she walked up to Amber and Dustin and said basically “Hey, you play against me, and i’ll put up you and/or your best friend”…gotta respect that whether you like her or not. And every episode since she has earned my respect and even admiration.
She handled herself with such grace after being assaulted by Greasebag that I am now officially rooting for Jen to win!
GO JEN!!
PS – Am I the only one who sees that Greasebag totally has a crush on Jen?
Your right Corri – we weren’t watching the same show. I should probably not comment on the comments section since so many of my opinions are based on seeing the entire conversations on BBAD and not the version that the editors spoonfeed us with on CBS.
I am not a Dani fan, really I’m not – but I don’t like how both Jen and Kail have tried to manipulate the situation with Dani and Dick. I just think it’s terribly uncool to get into other people’s family business.
I agree that Dick badgers the hell out of Jen and that anyone would go a little nutty under his constant barrage of insults. I just would have rather she turned back on him rather than making comments to Daniele.
I don’t watch the feeds but based on Tinkerbell’s info,
I actually think it’s cool that Jen takes it out on Danielle, which infuriates Dick even more. That’s Jen’s way of killing two birds with one stone…again, she proves she’s no dumbass. She gets to frustrate two Dicks with one commment.
OK Tink (Can I call you Tink?), I wasn’t the one who replied above (#6) but here is what I have to say in regards to your comments and those of the others. I do not have the live feeds I just read the “recap” of them. So I do not see everything that goes on (but the updates are pretty detailed). Anyway, I don’t think it’s cool for Jen to make comments about Dani when Dick is the one harrassing her and I didn’t know she did that. I do not understand why she doesn’t just call him out on being a terrible father. No one has and I scream at the TV every week for someone to do it. And it does seems (at least on the regular show) that Jen can never get a word in edgewise when Dick is berating her. He asks her questions and when she tries to answer he either talks right over her or tells her to shut up. I liked him in the beginning but now I can’t stand him and I wish someone would stand up to him.
In other news, Tink, loved your Pirate Master recaps and miss then. They were very funny. Can’t say I miss the show, though. Watching it just made me long for Survivor.
Here’s what I love about this season:
1. Jen’s continued refusal to cry when Dick gets going on her because it makes him even more furious.
2. The hilarious music CBS put on while Nick shaved his head, so we all think he is losing it, despite the fact that he was excited to shave his head and did it for a laugh.
3. The fact that Eric, once again, has been royally screwed by America, but he tried to make the best of it.
Here’s what I hate:
AMBER!!!!
“Hi honey! Mommy’s a lying, backstabbing Judas! Love you!” Exactly right.
I’m the mysterious (#6). If Jen were the say to Dick that he was a bad father, that wouldn’t really hurt him. Some people here complained that she shouldn’t use any personal shit to defend herself…but what can she use? Besides, they’re just FACTS!
As far as I’m concerned, Jen didn’t diss Danielle in the bathroom and I do have access to the livefeed and I do read tinker(I’m sorry your name is too long) posts. What about Danielle? Why is it always Jen taking the rap. We gotta keep in mind that its Jen against everybody else and the only people hassling her are nick, danielle and dick.
I just think some of us are asking a bit too much from Jen in the ways she should handle the shit that she takes in the house.
Personally speaking, if I was her, I would have lost it.
Thanks for the comments on Pirate Master Corri – I plan to continue recapping the online episodes and will catch up this weekend. I am late because I attended a reality star reunion last weekend (where I met Jay from PM and got some inside information).
As for Jen – I guess I should feel sorry for her, but I can’t get past my first impressions of her as a whiny self-absorbed brat. Plus her little zombie eyeroll completely unnerves me.
I agree heartily with Flipit on this one: “You can dye the apple, you can starve it; you can even give it dentures and boobs, but it’s still gonna fall right next to the tree it grew on.” Daniele has gotten a lot of sympathy because of her father, but she’s revealing herself to be just like him. We already knew that she was emotionally tougher than she looked, and now we’re beginning to find out that she’s just as nasty as he is, too.
I’m glad Nick is gone, he started out promising but got more and more Lord of the Flies as time went on. (Why would anyone today WANT a mohawk? I mean, if one isn’t, in fact, a Mohawk? Is it 1979 again?) And let’s face, it’s not as if he ever said or did anything interesting.
At first I thought it was a mistake for Jen to taunt Dani with the “morals” charge, but then again, Dick isn’t her only enemy in the house. Dani is just as hot to evict her. What Jen should say is something like Flipit’s comment above. That would be the best. Dani snipes at Jen, and Jen says, “You act exactly like your father.” Dani would FREAK.
I would write something here about how much I loathe Dick but I’ve already written a lot about that in the past and have nothing to add except that I’ve decided to blame his mother. If Dani turns out to be as big a turd, then Grandma really has some explaining to do.
True Story:
My husband wandered into the living room while I was watching last night’s BB when Amber was having her latest meltdown about Nick he said “What’s wrong, why is she crying?”
Hahahahahah.
If she is this emotional on a stupid show, how does she even function in the real world when something really bad happens? God forbid she drop her tray at work while serving drinks- Las Vegas might have to issue a flood warning.
She is the worst kind of backstabber, the kind who cries to your face (or your crotch) while talking shit behind your back. I don’t think I have ever been as irritated by a person on TV.
Great recap, again!
Sowhat1234… I agree with you about Jen. I don’t believe her remark was snide toward Danielle at all. I actually thought it was more of a compliment for putting up with her ol man for as long as she has.
I’m a little surprised BB didn’t call Dick to the diary room for pouring the ice tea over Jen’s head. Real mature, idiot.
I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one that’s tired of hearing Danielle’s whiney little voice.
D-fly… I was wondering the same thing about Amber. How does she handle real world pressure? I can’t believe she’s responsible for the life of another. If I were her kid, I’d move to an orphanage. It would be my best chance at a normal life.
This America’s Player thing is tired. In our effort to get Pale Kail out of the house, we ended up getting Nick evicted. Not a bad consolation, considering what a tool he turned out to be. I hope Eric goes soon (but not before Amber) so we can stop this America’s player crap.
Dicklet….LOL
As for the iced tea incident, Jen did go to the diary room and complain about her safety in the house and Dick was reprimanded.
Amber needs to go home!
One of Dustin’s T-shirts says:
Define
Girlfriend
I think that’s just what he calls his boyfriend. I don’t see why Dick would get in trouble for the tea when it’s perfectly okay to dump a giant vat of iced gatorade on a coach’s head. Amber is getting creepier by the day. I’m beginning to think maybe the constant lying around and crying are signs that she is detoxing from crack or something.
geewits (#19) that’s Dick’s t-shirt, Dustin borrowed it for one of the live shows.
Tink ITA about not posting comments because of the feeds aspect. So I’ll just say great recap flipit! *sad horns* for you that Nick left.
Thanks Bevo
As for Dustin’s girlfriend – that’s his room-mate and best friend, who is a girl. I guess calling her his girlfriend his kinder than calling her his fag hag.
Thank you Flipit!
For posting that pic!…it wasn’t quite the one i was talking about…but good enough!
Your recap was great!(as per usual!) and is it just me, but was Dani’s good bye to Nick juuuuuust a lil dry?…hmmm?….considering all the bambi eyes she was throwing his way….just a thought…holla back y’all!
Twnny
I have switched buses in mid-ride, too.. I used to despise Jen. However, seeing the abuse (yes, it is abuse) that Dick puts her through, has changed my mind. Anyone who can put up with that is amazing! My blood pressure would be sky-high. She may be self-absorbed but at least she has never screamed obscenities at a housemate.
Judging from Dick’s behavior (on show AND the Live Feeds), I think he is on the verge of a psychotic breakdown. (and Amber is on the verge of MENTAL breakdown….my goodness, I have NEVER seen another person cry as much as her) Dick needs some anger management courses! Oh goodness, I could go on and on.
I do have to say, I feel that Eric is getting a raw deal. I am not a fan of his, but he is having to play with one hand tied behind his back. If I were him, I would go against “America”…he is only screwing himself when he tries to complete a task for “us”.
And where has Jessica been lately? Either she is playing under the radar or she has passed away and no one has told us.
Go Jen!!!!!!!
Jen and Jessica are the only HG’s that I like this season. And Jessica’s sort of by default since she hasn’t done or said anything AT ALL for the past month.
I am really starting to notice Dick’s outright shitty treatment of the women in the house. Live Feed / BBAD watchers: is there any evidence that CBS doesn’t show to disprove this? I mean, are there any moments if niceness from him???
From what I have seen he’s a total asshold to every woman there…even Daniele a little. The tea incident with Jen was f—ing out of line. And Daniele had a smile on her face afterwards…..bitch
I sort of feel bad for Nick this week…especially the way Daniele and Dick screwed him over. That was harsh.
Without a DOUBT Daniele or Dick needs to leave ASAP.
As for Amber…I’m at a loss for words with this chick. I am surprised anyone even acknowledges her crying fits anymore. These people are f—ing IDIOTS.
By far the worst BB season I have ever seen. I would **GHAST** take “THE FRIENDSHIP” over these ass clowns. At least they were honest and didn’t give a fuck instead of stabbing people in the back every chance they got.
Okay, Jen is smart, the more she lets Dick yell at her and treat her like shit, the more air time she gets. Also, the only time she went to the producers was the same time she thought she might be going home. I don’t feel bad for her at all. There are times Dick does follow her, but most of the time she just sits there until Dick is done. She could walk away and/or ask the other HGs for help in avoiding him.
You think the BB editors would get wiser. There are so many people watching the live feeds (or reading the awesome updates here) that miss editing is really noticed. I give it a couple two more seasons til there is a BB channel on tv.
Carol, are you serious? You don’t consider some a**hole berating you 24/7 to be a problem? Why should Jen move or ask for assistance? She hasn’t done anything wrong, except reject Dick’s skeevy advances of course. I can’t imagine taking that kind of abuse in such a confined space, I would totally go off on Dick and punch his lights out. Team Jen!
Amber’s stamina is awesome to behold. Her epic crying jags have now become legendary. Seriously, how does she keep it up? She is like the energizer bunny of crying. Doesn’t that physcially hurt after awhile?
To me the strongest player in the house is Eric. He clearly knows the game inside and out and probably deserves the whole thing. However, this America’s player contivance is really working to impede his chances.
Flipit, great recap as usual. Nick did nothing for me but I still feel your pain. Although you’ve got to admit that Nick was a seriously crap player and a total wuss.
I also was thrown by Dustin’s “girlfriend” comment. I was so confused! Hasn’t he tried to be a gay spokesperson on behalf of ignorant Kail?
And yes Kail’s accent is so odd. Is that an Oregon thing? She just sounds like she’s just learning English. Weird.
And for you Flipit…thank you for such a quick recap! I will admit that while I’m watching the show I’m already anticipating what you’ll say about it. Ha. So needless to say, you’re awesome.
And I have a strange attraction to Nick. He is simply a very gorgeous man…the dimples over compensate for the bad haircut(s).